Disclaimer: I OWN NO ANIMES...*CRIES*

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"Okay. Since you LOST, HAHA, I Think I'll go with...CUTIE CHASER!" Yuske said.

"Woah...Yuske, are you on something?0_0" Momo asked.

"I don't think so..." Yuske said.

"Well then, LET'S DO THIS!" Momo said foaming at the mouth.

Tauski and Yuske: Woah...

After a minute of not-so-hardcore DDR the score was tabulated...and the winner of the DDR duel was...

"YES! I WON I WON I WON!!!!" Yuske yelled happily to a crying Momo.

"SHUT UP! YOU----" Momo said through her tears.

"I WON!! TAKE THAT BRAT!!!" Yuske said laughing at her.

Momo: *slaps Yuske with a giant paper fan*

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" Yuske yelled.

"You didn't let me finish." Momo said.

"Brat." Yuske muttered.

"Anyway. Since you beat me, you're getting punished." Momo said evilly.

"But...I thought you said I'd get punished for LOSING." Yuske said.

"Oh. Well. Either way you were going to get punished. I just wanted to play DDR with someone..." Momo said, looking at her nails.

"Gah..."

"Well. *Ahem* Your punishment will be spending an hour in my office."

"That doesn't sound to bad..."

"With crazed and even obsessive YUSKE fangirls." Momo said.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yuske yelled, doubling over in pain.

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"Stupid ningen teacher. I do NOT have a bladder problem..." Hiei muttered, when he left the bathroom.

"Miss Shayde is nice Hiei." Kurama said leaving the bathroom as well.

"Easy for you to say. Every damn teacher loves you." Hiei smirked.

"True. But that's because I don't threaten to kill them or call them a stupid ningen." Kurama said smirking back.

"Hn." Hiei said.

"Hello school!!! There is going to be an assembly outside, so classes are cancelled today." Momo said. "So Snoopy, wasn't he hot? I swear, I wanted to take off his pants and..."

"MISS MOMO THE MICROPHONE IS STILL ON!" Snoopy yelled.

"Again...? Oops." Momo said. *click*

"Miss Shayde, why is she head of our school again?" Miss Taki asked Miss Shayde as they walked out of class.

"Hm. Maybe it's because she blackmailed them and also said something about sicking her penguins on them..." Miss Shayde pondered.

"Oh...makes sense." Miss Taki said non chalantly. "Ryoga? Where are you going? The assembly is this way!"

"Oh. Thanks Miss Taki." Ryoga said, still going the opposite way.

"Weird boy...^_^;;" Miss Taki said staring at Ryoga.

"You can say that again..." Miss Shayde said. "Excuse me ma'am. Are you lost?"

"IT'S ME, RANMA!" Ranma said irratably.

"Oh. Here you go Ranma!!!" Shayde said, pouring boiling water on Ranma.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*breaths* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He yelled, running around in circles.

"Oops." Miss Shayde said, giggling.

"Heh heh. ^_^;;" Miss Taki said.

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"Where am I?" Asked a black-haired teenager, who was wearing a shirt that stated "Got Pho?" on it.

"Momo's Academy for Bishonen!" Replied a green haired girl with green eyes. She was wearing cargos (old navy cargos...got to BOOGY DOWN! Gosh! Sorry for the sudden breakout in song) and a black kung fu shirt.

"Oh...*sigh*. Momo, why must you force me into EVERY Single one of your MORONIC schemes." The blackhaired girl muttered to herself.

"Hey, that's not tr...OKAY. Maybe it is. But who are you? By the way, I'm Miss Chazu...I teach history."

"I'm Crystal. One of her friends..." Crystal said blinking.

"Okay. Well...let's go find her then. She hasn't met me..."

"WAIT!!!" Yelled a tan, blue eyed girl with brown hair. "I'm Miss Alyssa!!! I just came here, but the headmaster didn't give me a map to this place..."

"Yeah me neither..." Said a girl with dark brown hair in a clip, with hazel eyes. She was wearing a black sweater over a white shirt, and some boot cut jeans. "I'm Miss Jackie..." She said shyly.

"I'M LISSA NAOTOKI!!!" Said a hyper girl with black hair and brown eyes. She was wearign capris and a tank top, and her hair was in pigtails.

"Well...should we carry on then?" Crystal asked.

"I guess..." Miss Chazu said.

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"Uh. Miss Momo? Are you sure this is a good idea?"

"Of course, Miss Snoopy. Well...MAYBE not. But since when have I come up with good ideas?"

"True..."

"Anyway. A fighting tournament is what guys live for. Almost every bishonen here does fight. And if the don't...they always have the DDR tournament."

"Can the teachers participate?"

"Nope. But there are going to be betting pools..."

"Miss Momo?"

"Yes Miss Snoopy?"

"Did you start this tournament just to make money?"

"...Yes. Yes I did."

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A/N: Sorry this chapter was so short. My friend Crystal has been nagging at me to make my stories shorter. And Um. to the three new teachers, I'm sorry I haven't given you many lines...I had to get the other stuff out of the way first. I'll promise you'll be more like....you know. Talkative in the next chapter. And um. Sorry but I can't accept any more applications for teachers...I never thought this fic would be so popular...

So Anyway, must thank everyone...

Crystal: I promise to make a short story for you.

Jackie4: Thanks for reviewing!!! I promise to give you more lines.

Urameshi's Girl: As you can see, Yuske and Me don't get along well...but he's still one of my favorite bishies!!! Penguin armies rock!!! Thanks for the reviews.

A girl and her muses: I read your fic, and talk about funni-ness!!! Hehe. DId you get my review? Yah. So I promise to give you more lines to. But I really don't know your personality bc I don't know who Tsukuro is. I even went to look at character guides for their name. But couldn't find them! If you could please explain....

Chibificgrl-100: Yay! ME AND TAUSKI ARE GETTIN HITCHED!!! Actually...no we aren't. I decided, being with Tauski would tie me down...and I can't disappoint all those GOOD LOOKIN bishies!! J/k!!!

Truamigirlfriend: Yay! You liked it! I really look up to you to! (well sort of..) bc you're a great writer! So that means alot to me...oh well no time for tears...hehe. Anyway, when ARE YOU GOING TO UPDATE YOUR PARTY FIC!!!! I've been like...waiting forever! Please update A.S.A.P!!!

ChixChika1657: Yay. It's going to be funny!!! Thanks for your review! And I PROMISE to give you more lines in the future (even though I gave you the most out of all the new teachers!! lol DON'T KILL ME OTHER TEACHERS!!!)

Shayde-Sailor Phoenix: Yay! I'm so glad you got a penname and put me on your favorite stories list. That is really flattering!!!

snoopy: HAven't heard from you in awhile. But tell me if your character is OOC. And um...if you like this?

Thanks TO ALL OF YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

*hands out chocolate and hello Kitty DDR pads*