Disclaimer: Me no own any ANIME or their bishonen.T_T
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::sigh:: "Miss Momo, nothing will stop you at getting that extra penny is there?-_-" Miss Snoopy said.
"Is there anything wrong with that?" Momo asked sharply.
"Yes...but...with that penguin glaring at me, I'll just have to back down..." Snoopy said tiredly.
"Quack!" *translated to: Smart move, sistah!*
"Well anyway, Snoopy must go see if the guests arrived. Ah! Lady Aya! What a wonderful surprise! Miss Snoopy, meet the new school conselour Miss Aya!"
"But I thought you had hired a professional psych---"
"Shhh...*whispers to Miss Snoopy*...I fired him...Miss Aya is much better..."
"*whispers back* She bribed you, didn't she?"
"Yes..."
"Puuuuuuu!!!!"
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"KOUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Yelled Miss Alyssa as she held onto Kouga's leg.
"Miss Alyssa, what the heck are you doing!?" Crystal yelled.
"::sigh:: we're hugging Kouga...yes, aren't we having fun?" Miss Alyssa said.
"Oh great, a nutjob is in love with me..." Kouga grumbled.
"HEY! WE'RE NOT NUTS!"
"Mmmm nuts..." Miss Naotoki said happily.
"Where are you going Crystal?" Miss Chazu asked.
"To. Go. Take. Revenge. On. Momo." Crystal said.
"Take a number..." Said a tall guy. Crystal stopped and blushed, as she looked his features over, she noticed he had brown hair and blue eyes.
"I---I---" Crystal stuttered, while gradually turning a shade of red.
"I'm just joking. You must be Momo's friend. I don't know her at all, but she said I had something she wanted..."
"Oh..." Crystal said.
"Well. I'll see you later." Mike said as he walked off.
"Smooth move..." Momo said grinning from behind Crystal.
"Ack! YOU EVIL FIEND! You know I have a weakness for bishonen! WHY'D YOU MAKE ME COME?!" Crystal yelled.
"Chill...and what's wrong with making my *best* friend come to watch the bishies with me?" Momo said slyly.
"Well, you always WANT something when you're being nice to me." Crystal said rolling her eyes.
"Well----OH MY GOSH!!! KOuga!!!"
"Grrrr get away from our Kouga!" Alyssa said.
"Better listen to her, Miss Momo..." Lissa Naotoki whispered. "Our other friend got a *bite* from her..."
"Er...I have to go...check on the...let's go Crystal!!!" Momo said grabbing her friend'swrist and running away from the bizarre scene.
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"Hello Ryoga!" Shesshomaru said pleasantly.
"Ah! WhAT DO YOU WANT???" Ryoga said in surprise.
"Whatever do you mean?"
"Whenever I see you...you beat me up..."
"Oh. That! Well, my girlfriend is in town today...and I'm very happy." Shesshomaru said as if anyone with half a brain would know.
"Ah...Akane...how I miss you..." Ryoga said with tears coming out of his eyes.
"Moron..." Ranma muttered while hitting Ryoga.
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"Will you please bear my child?" Miroku asked Crystal.
"Miroku...I'm insulted..." Miss Momo said from behind Crystal.
"HENTAISHA!!!" Crystal yelled while slapping Miroku.
"Ayah! Crystal, we're RIGHT here."
"Miss Momo! Hello!" Miss Taki said happily.
"Hello Momo-sempai." Miss Shayde said.
"Wait. She's OLDER than you?"
"Of course...I'm eighteen." Momo said happily.
"You don't...."
"Oi...hold on. *poof*" There was a big blue cloud of smoke that cleared away and revealed a taller, more...mature looking Momo with hair down to her waist.
"Woah...will you bear my child?" Miroku asked.
"Yes!!!"
"REALLY!?" Miroku said happily, looking as if he was in paradise.
"NOPE! ^_________________________^" Momo said sticking out her tongue.
"-_- I need to go now..." Miroku said leaving.
"TAUSKI-CHAN!" Momo said, still in her adult form.
Shayde-chan, Crystal, and Taki-chan: ^.^;;;
"Woah. WHO ARE YOU?" Tauski asked flirtaciously.
"It's me honey!!!" Momo said winking.
"MISS MOMO!?"
"Just call me master..." Momo crooned.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Tauski said frightened.
"I'm just joking...you know I'd only force you to play DDR with me...none of that icky-poo stuff like...*Shudders* kissing..."
"Woah...really?" Tauski said astounded.
"NOPE! ^_^" Momo said planting a big wet one on Tauski 's cheeks.
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A/N: Must admit, a bit slow with the updates. But I have to do school work and I'm even forming a club!!! So anyway. Anyone read Naratu or Shamen King? I love reading them in SJ. Or fruits basket? I'm in the anime club at my school its super duper cool. Anyway, sorry for the short chapter.
thanks to:
K.W. Cloud: Thanks for your kind reviews...and do you know Shayde-chan???
Ravens Destiny: Thanks for reviewing! I really hope you update your ficcy soon. I love it despite what all THOSE MEANIE BUTTHEAD REVIEWERS SAID!!! You shouldn't apologize you should be like: ATTACK MY PENGUINS!!! MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA (only, do't say penguins, bc I rule all of antarctica and my sister has the North Pole. So we cleaim dibs on ALL the penguins of the world! :P)
Shayde-chan: To lazy to use your real pen name. Anyway thanks for reading this fic. You're really cool. I'm sorry. I'm portrying you as the calm, wise person. I promise you'll go crazy in upcoming chapters! ^_^
Crystal: Girrrrrrl shoot ow you been? I miss my Crystal-chan!!!!
snoopy: Promise to have you sugar high for your next class
Jackie4: Yesh. P.E. With boys. In shorts. I sense a "downer" coming. *giggles evilly*
taki: Aye! Yay. Ur COUSIN LIKES IT!!! *is happy*
inuko metallium: yah. Inu rox. I'll have im later chappies.
truamygirlfriend: Hehehehe Im so glad you read this, u didn't have to but you did! ^_^ thankies!
lady aya: hehe ur a counselor. ur bf needs some MAJOR help j/kz!
urameshi's girl: sweet, a pen name!
a girl and her muses: read ur chappy good chappy. too lazy to review though. So i'll help promote it. &*yells at everyone else*:GO READ HER FIC RANDOM TWINIOUS. OR ELSE
ChixChika1567: i'll try to update as soon as I could. Are you more calm? or...hyper? I have to many hyper people...it's like my school will be made of candy next...
well. tata for now! please review if you're not in the lazy mood...
*hands everyone stuffed kouga and shesshomaru plushies*