Disclaimer: I don't own anyone...or anything..cept General Waddles...
Momo: YAY I AM BACK!
Crystal: Damn woman, what took you so long?
Momo: *points to piles of homework*
Crystal: Oh.
Momo: So..if any of you reviewers are left, I shall get back to ze story!
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"Piece of cake." Yusuke said, cracking his knuckles after the preliminary rounds of the fighting tournament.
"Don't get ahead of yourself kid, we took on the Seiryuu seven, this is going to be like taking sake from a baby." Tasuki said, grinning.
"Tasuki, kids don't drink sake, no da." Chichiri said happily.
"Teams 1,3,4, and 5 in the fighting tournament please report to Miss Momo's office right away. Specially you Tasuki!!!" Momo said giggling, at that moment, Tasuki blushed. Yusuke and Tasuki's teams walked past Herb's team, where Herb was yelling and Lime and Mint.
"DO YOU KNOW WHY WE WERE DISQUALIFIED?!" Herb said dangerously.
"No..." Lime said innocently.
"YOU TRIED TO TOUCH SHAYDE-SENSAI'S CHEST!" Herb yelled.
"Is there anything wrong with that? We just wanted to feel her breast..." Mint said to himself.
"DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!" Herb yelled, attacking Mint and Lime with his flying dragon attack.
"Damn kids don't know how to respect me." Said a harassed looking Shayde-chan, while they were walking past the boy's locker rooms.
"Awe, that's okay." Mike said happily. "At least Miss Momo gave you a raise..."
"Oh yes, instead of getting 3000 dollars a month, I now get 3001 dollars a month. Yes who wouldn't love that..." Shayde said sarcastically.
"COME BACK HERE CHIRIKO!! I WANT YOU TO TRY ON THIS OUTFIT I MADE YOU!!!" Taki said happily, whizzing by Shayde and Mike with Chiriko not far ahead of her.
"WHY WON'T YOU LET GO!!!" Kouga said running by as Taki and Chiriko dissapeared in the halls. Shayde and Mike looked at Kouga, before realizing he was talking to Miss Lissa, who was clinging to his leg.
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"YAY!! DANCE YAMI DANCE!" Miss Jackie said happily, watching Yami play DDR on heavy mode.
"Heh! I'll beat you yet Yugi!!!" Mokuba said beside him, playing just as well.
"Come on Yugi. YOU CAN DO IT!" Jackie said, bouncing up and down, to the beat of Rhythm and Police.
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"All right you four teams are in Semifinals. Your oppenants will be randomly selected by these...PLAY DOH PIECES!!! This ones Tasuki drinking...and this one is Tasuki sleeping...and this one is Tasuki holding me..." Momo said, pointing to the tiny figures of play doh.
"Er...Momo?" Crystal asked Momo, looking at everyone's weirded out faces.
"Are you sure those are the right ones?"
"...Oh. *pulls out fancy looking thing a ma bobber* Allright...so the first round will be between...team 4...and team 1. Which means it'll be team 3 and team 5. I'll be cheering for you Tasuki!!!!" Momo said, glomping Tasuki.
"GET OFFA ME!"
"Awwwe you're soooo cute when you're pretending to hate me!" Momo said giggling, tackling him to the ground.
"Get up Tasuki, no da.^_^;;" Chichiri said.
"Can't...she's...surprisingly strong..." Tauski said.
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"...this is just a chibi drawing of Momo on what looks like Japan..." Miss Snoopy said, looking at the maps.
"...indeed it is..." Lady Aya said from behind Snoopy.
"Oh dear! Lady Aya...you scared me." Snoopy replied.
"...I tend to do that." Lady Aya replied mysteriously. "Anyway, I'm looking for my husband. And as you might see...*hands Snoopy a map*, Miss Momo drew me a map instead of telling me where his dormroom was... And it's more like a picture, because Sesshy-babe is standing over some guy with an umbrella outside of the school."
"DIE PIG!" Sesshomaru's voice said from outside the school. Lady Aya and Miss Snoopy looked outside the window and saw Sesshomaru beating Ryoga up.
"...damn her." Lady Aya said, before opening the window and jumping on Sesshomaru.
Snoopy and Sesshy: *blinks*
"Aya-chan?" Shessomaru asked.
"Your one and only!" She responded happily.
"Well well...I see you found your Shesshy." Momo said smirking, followed by puu.
"Why are you nicer to Puu?" Asked Tasuki. who was currently on a leash.
"Cause you know you like it!" Momo said winking. "Just kidding...to be honest...I really don't know why...*lets tasuki go*...oh. Now I remember why. I think Miss Shayde gave you detention because you were looking at dirty magazines during class."
"It was only one." Tasuki muttered before trying to leave.
"...Hold it bishie. You may be incredibly hot...but that doesn't mean you can escape detention. But punishing you is getting boring...MISS SNOOPY!" Momo yelled to the window in the builiding.
"YES! MISS MOMO!?" Snoopy yelled just as loud.
"WATCH TASUKI FER ME!" Momo replied.
"...NO. ALL HE DOES IS DRINK!"
"SO?"
"DO YOU KNOW HOW PERVERTED HE IS WHEN HE'S DRUNK?"
"YES."
"OH."
"JUST TIE HIM UP AND PUT HIM IN A CAGE...OR SOMETHING..."
"...Okay."
momo: *throws tasuki into the building*
Momo again: THANKS! I'M GONNA GO TO ... UM... GO SHOPPING--I MEAN...GRADE PAPERS....
everyone: 0_0
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Momo: Wow. 100,000 dollars?
Salesclerk who oddl looks like Will Turner from POTC: ...Yes Ma'am...Why are you staring at me?
Momo: *drools*...UM...
*akward pause*
Momo:...nevermind...*mutters: why do I always have bad luck with guys?*
saleclerk: What was that?
Momo: ^_^;; NOTHING *pays sales clerk* *runs away*
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"Miss Momo...this is so genorous of you." Miss Jackie said in the teacher's longue.
"I know. 100,000 though...I'm glad I'm a billionaire." Miss Momo said.
"...Billionaire?" Shayde asked.
"Yes...turns out I own the Play Doh company. (a/n: okay I REALLY don't...so no sueing...)" Miss Momo said as a matter of factly.
"...Interesting." Crystal said, while going through the piles of merchandise.
"So these are for everyone. Where's our gifts?" Snoopy asked slyly.
"...I all ready have them under the tree." Miss Momo said, pointing to a rainbow colored tree, decorated with Anime character Ornaments.
"Aiyah! I love the tree!" Crystal said hugging the tree.
"But won't some of the students get upset?" Mike asked. "After, Christmas has to do with Religion."
"I'm all ready a step ahead of you...that's why I am calling it Presents for Momo day..."
"What was that?" Mike asked.
"....I mean....look OVER THERE! *runs away*"
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presents for momo day morning:
tasuki: *yawns* hey look! A red and green wrapped box...A rather large one at that...*opens it*
*momo pops out of the box*
Momo: MERRY CH--I MEAN PRESENTS FOR MOMO DAY!!!!
Tasuki: *faints*
..TBC
A/N:
Allllllrighty I know what u're saying! WHERE HAS OUR INSANE HEADMISTRESS GONE TO!!!! Well like I say...HIGH SCHOOL!!!! I finally had a day whereI felt like INSANE antics! And if you guys liked reading this PLEASE REVIEW! Miss Momo misses her insane teachers/students, and is in desparate need for motovation!