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Lady Aya: MISS MOMO

Miss Momo who is under a pile of papers/blankets: Nani?

Lady Aya: U HAVENT UPDATED IN FOREVER!!! Now Face my wrath!!!

Miss Momo:...AHHHHHHHHH! *writes furiously to not invoke the wrath of lady aya*

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Tauski: -_-; GET OUTA HERE!!! *Whacks Momo with iron fan*

*momo goes flying and lands back into her office*

Momo: *blinks*

Snoopy: Oh Momo, there's new students who wish to see you, and one of them is really cute.

Voice outside: WHAT ABOUT ME?

Snoopy: What about you?

Momo: er...Send them in.

*naruto and sasuke come in (from the manga naruto)*

Momo: *Gasp*

Naurto: I know, aren't you amazed at my handsomeness? *grins*

Momo:...No...

Naruto:-_-

Momo: It's SAUSKE!!!! EEEEEEK!!!

Sasuke:...yo

Momo: *drools*

Lady Aya: *pops outa no where* Miss Momo...we have a situation....apparantly some punks wrote 'for a good time call miss taki' and well...she's not to happy about it...

Momo:...oh dear...*sighs* All right then. Sasuke and Naruto...I'll have to assign you your dorms later. *poofs and dissapears*

Lady Aya:...*looks at Sasuke*...So...you wanna go get some ramen?

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Miss Taki:...WHERE ARE THEY!!! I'LL SERIOUSLY KICK THEIR ASS!!!

Random students: *hides from the wrath of Miss Taki*

Miss Snoopy: Ano...you wanna SETTLE DOWN MISS TAKI!?

Miss Shayde:..Wow. That was unexpected...Yeah Miss Taki for someone so...peaceful and happy...you certainly are scary right now...

Mike: *is hiding behind Shayde-chan* ...that's right!!!

Miss Lissa: *pops out of nowhere*...Why am I here again?

Miss Momo:...*pops out of nowhere*...Ahh! Taki-chan...So those damn kids finally got to you to? It's perfectly understandable...I hate them br---I mean...

Everyone:...

miss momo: Anyway I think I have your culprit *snaps her fingers*

*Chiriko appears, tied up and looking very disgruntled*

*Miss Taki stops breathing fire*

Miss Taki: Ano...

Everyone: this doesn't make sense...AT ALL.

Miss Momo:...yeah...and?

Everyone: *falls*

Chiriko: Let me outa here!!!!

Miss Momo: NO WAY!!! You totally made fun of Miss Taki!

Chiriko: No I didn't!!! You just popped outa nowhere and tied me up!!!

Miss Momo:...You know...now that I think about it...that is what ACTUALLY happened...

*everyone falls over*

Miss Jackie: Miss Momo...we have some more cases of vandalism...and we found these! *pulls out some sake a red headband*

Miss Momo:...Oh dear. sanrio won't be to happy about that!!!

commercial like thing:

BUY HELLO KITTY. OR ELSE

*hello kitty appears holding a gun*

*evil grin*

*dissapears*

Miss momo: Anyway...

Miss Jackie: WE MUST SOLVE THIS!!!!!

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A/N: Wow...Finally a little plot. Anyway I bet you're tired of hearing my stupid excuses in why I havent updated in FOREVER...I'm sorry. I've just been having a lot going on. Plus im just lazy. And I havent really been funny lately...so eventually I think I'll have to wrap this fic up. I'm really sorry...anyway I wanna thank you guys!!! *gives reviewers hello kitty waffle makers*