Holy cow. I've never had such a great response to any story ever. You all
have no idea how flattered I am. Thanks so much!
(um, if its not too much to ask, would you all check out my other fics? They're good too, I swear!)
I'm so poor. (how poor are you?) I'm so poor, the homeless give me spare change, now do you all really think I own X-men?
Chap 2: Next target!
It took some time for everyone to catch their breath, but once they did..Tabby was up next. "You know, I really don't think I can top that one, Jean, that was just priceless. If you ever say it, I want it in full visual with audio surround sound. We'll probably hear him swallow his tongue."
The red head wiped tears of laughter out of her eyes and smirked at the mental image. "You got it."
Boom Boom looked around consideringly. "So who's my guy?"
"Pietro," Amara called out.
"Okay, speedie-man." She thought about it a second. "You know, I think you're wearing my underwear. Gimmie back my fruit roll-ups!"
Kitty caught it first. "Oh my god, you have edible underwear?!"
"Homemade, sweetie!" Everyone whooped at that, catcalls and speculations abounding.
*** The guys were making the same sounds, with Remy firmly believing that they were bubble-gum flavored. But Roberto started arguing that they were cinnamon, and Bobby had to break up what looked to be a nasty fight once someone asked who would check to see.
***
"What flavor would you say for Scott, miss masochist?" Kitty asked Jean.
"What? Edible underwear? For him?"
"Yeah!"
Jean almost snorted root beer out her nose before she calmed down enough to give it some thought. "Hmm. Something dark and serious, but it has to be sweet, cuz he is too. I think I'd have to say chocolate."
"I can see that working for him, but I think strawberry is more like it," Rogue said, and Jean shrugged.
"I think Kurt's a minty kind of guy," Amara said.
"Hey! He's sweeter than that," Jubilee said with a happy smirk.
"Guys, will you please knock it off about Kurt!" Rogue said, blushing. "He's my brother, for Christ's sake."
"Okay, sorry." Kitty smiled, "But I think he's a caramel myself."
"Sweet idea!" They all groaned, "Rahne, for god's sake, no more puns!"
"Roberto?" Tabby asked.
"Cinnamon," the metamorph laughed out loud. "You really have to ask?
"Maybe tamale," Kitty said thoughtfully.
"What about Ray?"
"For Beserker? For his hair alone, I'd say Hawaiian punch," Amara mused.
"Spiked Hawaiian punch," Kitty added.
"I'll drink to that." Rahne had to duck again, many, many pillows.
"Bobby?" They all just looked at each other. "Spearmint!"
*** Iceman pumped his fist in the air. "Yeesss!" Every guy there just shoved him down off the chair. "They all admire my charm, my sense of leadership- "
"Your humungous head," Sam added in an awestruck tone. Many males snickered as Cannonball groaned like he was in pain, "Someone please shoot him, I'll pay five dollars." Bobby glared at him, but then looked thoughtfully back at the screen. "You know, I never knew girls could be such pervs," he mused aloud. The guys nodded surprised agreement. ***
Rogue considered their next underwear victim. "Evan?"
"Ohh, hard one."
"Don't we all know it." They all laughed at the double meaning while the guys all groaned. Now they'd have to deal with a strutting Spyke all night. "Hmm. Bittersweet?" Amara tossed out.
"That works, but I was thinking more like thin mint cookies," Jean said.
Kitty nodded in agreement. "I like that better."
"Me too," Jubilee replied. She looked over at the others, "Hey, who's turn is it for Blast?"
"Rogue's." They all smiled at the person they'd give her. She groaned, "I'm not gonna like this, am I?"
"What would you say to-Logan?"
"What?! Logan!? Why the hell do I get the hard ones?"
"C'mon," Tabby grinned, "it's not that hard."
"Okay, I've got it anyway," the southern girl said with a smile.
"What's that?"
"I'd go up to him and say nice ass, then slap it."
Every girl broke down in various laughing, whistles, or speculations about how often the older man worked out to get that body of his. Roberto nearly wet his pants laughing, and every guy was imaging the look on Wolverine's face. ~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*
Wolverine chases down inuficcrzy with all blades out.
"Go back to writing Inuyasha and leave me alone, you pervert!"
I'm protesting at this point as I run for my life. "But Wolvie, you do have a nice-"
"Shut up!!"
(while I'm dodging adamantium, you guys go on and review!)
(um, if its not too much to ask, would you all check out my other fics? They're good too, I swear!)
I'm so poor. (how poor are you?) I'm so poor, the homeless give me spare change, now do you all really think I own X-men?
Chap 2: Next target!
It took some time for everyone to catch their breath, but once they did..Tabby was up next. "You know, I really don't think I can top that one, Jean, that was just priceless. If you ever say it, I want it in full visual with audio surround sound. We'll probably hear him swallow his tongue."
The red head wiped tears of laughter out of her eyes and smirked at the mental image. "You got it."
Boom Boom looked around consideringly. "So who's my guy?"
"Pietro," Amara called out.
"Okay, speedie-man." She thought about it a second. "You know, I think you're wearing my underwear. Gimmie back my fruit roll-ups!"
Kitty caught it first. "Oh my god, you have edible underwear?!"
"Homemade, sweetie!" Everyone whooped at that, catcalls and speculations abounding.
*** The guys were making the same sounds, with Remy firmly believing that they were bubble-gum flavored. But Roberto started arguing that they were cinnamon, and Bobby had to break up what looked to be a nasty fight once someone asked who would check to see.
***
"What flavor would you say for Scott, miss masochist?" Kitty asked Jean.
"What? Edible underwear? For him?"
"Yeah!"
Jean almost snorted root beer out her nose before she calmed down enough to give it some thought. "Hmm. Something dark and serious, but it has to be sweet, cuz he is too. I think I'd have to say chocolate."
"I can see that working for him, but I think strawberry is more like it," Rogue said, and Jean shrugged.
"I think Kurt's a minty kind of guy," Amara said.
"Hey! He's sweeter than that," Jubilee said with a happy smirk.
"Guys, will you please knock it off about Kurt!" Rogue said, blushing. "He's my brother, for Christ's sake."
"Okay, sorry." Kitty smiled, "But I think he's a caramel myself."
"Sweet idea!" They all groaned, "Rahne, for god's sake, no more puns!"
"Roberto?" Tabby asked.
"Cinnamon," the metamorph laughed out loud. "You really have to ask?
"Maybe tamale," Kitty said thoughtfully.
"What about Ray?"
"For Beserker? For his hair alone, I'd say Hawaiian punch," Amara mused.
"Spiked Hawaiian punch," Kitty added.
"I'll drink to that." Rahne had to duck again, many, many pillows.
"Bobby?" They all just looked at each other. "Spearmint!"
*** Iceman pumped his fist in the air. "Yeesss!" Every guy there just shoved him down off the chair. "They all admire my charm, my sense of leadership- "
"Your humungous head," Sam added in an awestruck tone. Many males snickered as Cannonball groaned like he was in pain, "Someone please shoot him, I'll pay five dollars." Bobby glared at him, but then looked thoughtfully back at the screen. "You know, I never knew girls could be such pervs," he mused aloud. The guys nodded surprised agreement. ***
Rogue considered their next underwear victim. "Evan?"
"Ohh, hard one."
"Don't we all know it." They all laughed at the double meaning while the guys all groaned. Now they'd have to deal with a strutting Spyke all night. "Hmm. Bittersweet?" Amara tossed out.
"That works, but I was thinking more like thin mint cookies," Jean said.
Kitty nodded in agreement. "I like that better."
"Me too," Jubilee replied. She looked over at the others, "Hey, who's turn is it for Blast?"
"Rogue's." They all smiled at the person they'd give her. She groaned, "I'm not gonna like this, am I?"
"What would you say to-Logan?"
"What?! Logan!? Why the hell do I get the hard ones?"
"C'mon," Tabby grinned, "it's not that hard."
"Okay, I've got it anyway," the southern girl said with a smile.
"What's that?"
"I'd go up to him and say nice ass, then slap it."
Every girl broke down in various laughing, whistles, or speculations about how often the older man worked out to get that body of his. Roberto nearly wet his pants laughing, and every guy was imaging the look on Wolverine's face. ~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*
Wolverine chases down inuficcrzy with all blades out.
"Go back to writing Inuyasha and leave me alone, you pervert!"
I'm protesting at this point as I run for my life. "But Wolvie, you do have a nice-"
"Shut up!!"
(while I'm dodging adamantium, you guys go on and review!)