Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR, or "Jingle Bells" and come to think of it, I don't own this song either, it was written by my friend Suzaka, who is too lazy to type it up. I give full credit to her, and will take it off if she types it up herself.
-Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells"-
Glowing Elves,
Glowing Elves,
Scaring poor Frodo.
Oh, what fun it is
To try and make the
Hobbit cry. Oh!
Dashing to Mordor,
With a rather motley crew.
Galadriel's really sure
That the quest is doomed!
She gave Frodo a glimpse
Of her mirror and her ring
And then she really glowed
And scared the little wimp!
Glowing Elves,
Glowing Elves,
Scaring poor Frodo.
Oh, what fun it is
To try and make the
Hobbit cry. Oh!