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This chapter has been reposted because I am an idiot. I keep thinking Berserker's real name is John, and I have been scolded for my mistake. I apologize for the mix up, his name is Raymond Crisp. (sorry, sorry, sorry!)
Inuficcrzy returns from massive turkey day fun to bring you another installment of GNIN. Hope you all like it, and please review!
Oh and to everyone who reviewed and said Legolas's ears are cuter than our sweet fuzzy elf's- WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE????!!!!
I so don't own X-men.
Chap 6: Skivvies?
About 98% of the room (male and female) could not believe their ears.
"What?" Kitty stared, horrified.
"Take a guy, and give your best guess as to what kind of skivvies he wears. Color and material count in this too. After all, your underwear can match your personality," Rahne said matter-of-factly.
Tabby started laughing, and the other girls just stared.
**
The guys were in much the same position.
"You know what? All that crap they talk about guys being more dirty-minded than women? I am now convinced that it's all bullshit," Roberto said, blushing furiously. Kurt nodded in complete agreement.
**
"Who should we start with?" Amara asked.
"Well, the last game started with Scott, so why break tradition?" Every girl turned and looked at Jean.
**
Every guy started at that move and turned to Scott. He was frozen in a look of pure horror.
**
Jean glared back at everyone. "Why does everyone turn and look at me?! I have never seen Scott in his underwear!"
"Not for lack of trying," Rogue muttered, and quickly ducked five pillows the telekinetic girl threw at her.
"But you can read his mind, right?" Tabby said slyly. "What's he normally wear?"
Rahne frowned in thought. "Why would a guy think about his own underwear?"
Jubilee shrugged. "Who knows what guys think about?"
"I do!" Jean said exasperatedly. "And I'm not telling you!"
Tabby cocked an eyebrow at her. "You really don't know, do you?"
"NO!!"
"Okay, okay. Jeez, Jean, don't have a cow," Tabby muttered.
"Yeah, girl, just a simple question," Kitty said merrily.
"So what do you guys think?" Jean asked the room at large, "Boxers or briefs?"
"Briefs," Jubilee said. "Works better in a uniform."
"Looks better in a uniform too," Amara said with a smile.
"Cotton briefs," Jean said.
Rogue arched an eyebrow, "Why cotton?"
"Simple, yet classic."
"Red ones," Amara called out.
Tabby looked over at her. "Why red?"
"He can't see anything else but red. Its not like he can color coordinate," Jean argued.
"Alright, so we're agreed," Rahne said in her official voice. "Scott wears red cotton briefs."
**
The guys looked over at Scott, who was staring at the floor and blushing so hard they thought he might get a nosebleed.
John finally asked what they all were thinking. "So, are they right?"
Scott looked up, flustered, "N-no! No, I-I don't think so."
Roberto looked at him like he was missing a clue. "What do you mean, think so? You know or you don't."
"I"-he turned even redder. "I really can't tell what color they are."
***
Jean smiled at her mental image of Scott in his, how had Rahne put it? Oh yeah, his 'skivvies.' "Who's next?"
"How about Evan?"
"Evan? Hmm. Boxers." Kitty turned to consult with Rogue, who nodded. "Flannel boxers."
"Why those?"
"All about comfort and style, girl, comfort and style," Rogue laughed.
"Green ones," Jean said. "Green is just a good color on him."
**
Evan stared. "They're good. They're really good."
Remy and Roberto began to laugh until they cried.
**
"What about the new guy? Remy?"
"Black," Rogue said confidently. "Whatever it is, it's black."
"Silk," Jubilee said gleefully. "He looks like the type."
That got some raised eyebrows. "The type for what?"
Jubilee grinned. "Silk is the ultimate luxury, and it feels great on your skin." They started to nod in understanding. "Yep, that sounds like Gambit," Tabby said softly. "But what kind?"
"Boxers," Jean said. "Comfort, you know." They all smiled at the thought.
"Black silk boxers. Sounds right to me," Kitty said with a blush and a giggle.
"Mmmmm, yummy thought," Rogue said with a dreamy smile.
"No, yummy would be edible underwear," Tabby said playfully.
"Licorice for him," Amara said slyly. The girls laughed at the idea.
**
The guys were laughing at a sputtering Remy, who was outraged that the girls were even playing this game. "Mon Dieu, not one of them's over 18! What's the world coming too!"
**
"What about, um, Ray?" Kitty asked.
Rahne's eyes lit up in mischief, but she said with complete seriousness, "Gold satin bikini."
The girls froze in shock at the mental image. Kitty managed to stammer out softly, "Y-you sound awfully confident."
"Oh, I am. I saw him coming out of the shower once."
Tabby's eyes lit up. "Oh? Nice?"
"Oh, yes. Nice. Verrrry nice. Highly recommend it."
**
Ray was strutting to beat the band. "Oh yeah, that's right, watch them all drool." Every guy there threw a coke can at him and some popcorn too.
**
Kitty smiled. "So what flavor would you say?"
Rahne frowned. "Hmm. I really can't think of one. How about you Amara?"
"I like the idea of those candies that explode in your mouth," she said. "Popping rocks?"
"Pop rocks," said Jean. "And I agree totally."
^^^%%%$$###
There you have it. If anyone has ideas for other guys that I haven't done in this chap, suggestions are welcome!
Here's some review responses for the greatest bunch of people in ff.net:
Lady LeBeau and Dark Jaded Rose: you two are positively wonderful and I love you guys. Your reviews mean a lot to me, thank you both.
Amara Allerdyce: glad you like it, and I might work on that one. Could you email me and tell me some more details about both of them? Or maybe refer me to a site? I haven't done a lot of dialogue with the new mutants because I don't know a whole lot about them, could you help?
Hallanole: I was so flattered that I made your list. Thanks so much!
Flamekiller: okay, hon', just calm down. (inufic giggles) You really haven't read any stories that make you laugh? May I refer you to Pirate Kit and her story 'The Private Life of Jamie Maddox'. Extremely funny, I wish I were even half as good as her.
JaSSerS, The Rogue Witch, and Rogue14: I'm so glad you like the story, and I love your reviews! Thanks!
KittKatt001: I guess they don't. (smiles) hope you like what I've done now, thanks for reviewing!
This chapter has been reposted because I am an idiot. I keep thinking Berserker's real name is John, and I have been scolded for my mistake. I apologize for the mix up, his name is Raymond Crisp. (sorry, sorry, sorry!)
Inuficcrzy returns from massive turkey day fun to bring you another installment of GNIN. Hope you all like it, and please review!
Oh and to everyone who reviewed and said Legolas's ears are cuter than our sweet fuzzy elf's- WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE????!!!!
I so don't own X-men.
Chap 6: Skivvies?
About 98% of the room (male and female) could not believe their ears.
"What?" Kitty stared, horrified.
"Take a guy, and give your best guess as to what kind of skivvies he wears. Color and material count in this too. After all, your underwear can match your personality," Rahne said matter-of-factly.
Tabby started laughing, and the other girls just stared.
**
The guys were in much the same position.
"You know what? All that crap they talk about guys being more dirty-minded than women? I am now convinced that it's all bullshit," Roberto said, blushing furiously. Kurt nodded in complete agreement.
**
"Who should we start with?" Amara asked.
"Well, the last game started with Scott, so why break tradition?" Every girl turned and looked at Jean.
**
Every guy started at that move and turned to Scott. He was frozen in a look of pure horror.
**
Jean glared back at everyone. "Why does everyone turn and look at me?! I have never seen Scott in his underwear!"
"Not for lack of trying," Rogue muttered, and quickly ducked five pillows the telekinetic girl threw at her.
"But you can read his mind, right?" Tabby said slyly. "What's he normally wear?"
Rahne frowned in thought. "Why would a guy think about his own underwear?"
Jubilee shrugged. "Who knows what guys think about?"
"I do!" Jean said exasperatedly. "And I'm not telling you!"
Tabby cocked an eyebrow at her. "You really don't know, do you?"
"NO!!"
"Okay, okay. Jeez, Jean, don't have a cow," Tabby muttered.
"Yeah, girl, just a simple question," Kitty said merrily.
"So what do you guys think?" Jean asked the room at large, "Boxers or briefs?"
"Briefs," Jubilee said. "Works better in a uniform."
"Looks better in a uniform too," Amara said with a smile.
"Cotton briefs," Jean said.
Rogue arched an eyebrow, "Why cotton?"
"Simple, yet classic."
"Red ones," Amara called out.
Tabby looked over at her. "Why red?"
"He can't see anything else but red. Its not like he can color coordinate," Jean argued.
"Alright, so we're agreed," Rahne said in her official voice. "Scott wears red cotton briefs."
**
The guys looked over at Scott, who was staring at the floor and blushing so hard they thought he might get a nosebleed.
John finally asked what they all were thinking. "So, are they right?"
Scott looked up, flustered, "N-no! No, I-I don't think so."
Roberto looked at him like he was missing a clue. "What do you mean, think so? You know or you don't."
"I"-he turned even redder. "I really can't tell what color they are."
***
Jean smiled at her mental image of Scott in his, how had Rahne put it? Oh yeah, his 'skivvies.' "Who's next?"
"How about Evan?"
"Evan? Hmm. Boxers." Kitty turned to consult with Rogue, who nodded. "Flannel boxers."
"Why those?"
"All about comfort and style, girl, comfort and style," Rogue laughed.
"Green ones," Jean said. "Green is just a good color on him."
**
Evan stared. "They're good. They're really good."
Remy and Roberto began to laugh until they cried.
**
"What about the new guy? Remy?"
"Black," Rogue said confidently. "Whatever it is, it's black."
"Silk," Jubilee said gleefully. "He looks like the type."
That got some raised eyebrows. "The type for what?"
Jubilee grinned. "Silk is the ultimate luxury, and it feels great on your skin." They started to nod in understanding. "Yep, that sounds like Gambit," Tabby said softly. "But what kind?"
"Boxers," Jean said. "Comfort, you know." They all smiled at the thought.
"Black silk boxers. Sounds right to me," Kitty said with a blush and a giggle.
"Mmmmm, yummy thought," Rogue said with a dreamy smile.
"No, yummy would be edible underwear," Tabby said playfully.
"Licorice for him," Amara said slyly. The girls laughed at the idea.
**
The guys were laughing at a sputtering Remy, who was outraged that the girls were even playing this game. "Mon Dieu, not one of them's over 18! What's the world coming too!"
**
"What about, um, Ray?" Kitty asked.
Rahne's eyes lit up in mischief, but she said with complete seriousness, "Gold satin bikini."
The girls froze in shock at the mental image. Kitty managed to stammer out softly, "Y-you sound awfully confident."
"Oh, I am. I saw him coming out of the shower once."
Tabby's eyes lit up. "Oh? Nice?"
"Oh, yes. Nice. Verrrry nice. Highly recommend it."
**
Ray was strutting to beat the band. "Oh yeah, that's right, watch them all drool." Every guy there threw a coke can at him and some popcorn too.
**
Kitty smiled. "So what flavor would you say?"
Rahne frowned. "Hmm. I really can't think of one. How about you Amara?"
"I like the idea of those candies that explode in your mouth," she said. "Popping rocks?"
"Pop rocks," said Jean. "And I agree totally."
^^^%%%$$###
There you have it. If anyone has ideas for other guys that I haven't done in this chap, suggestions are welcome!
Here's some review responses for the greatest bunch of people in ff.net:
Lady LeBeau and Dark Jaded Rose: you two are positively wonderful and I love you guys. Your reviews mean a lot to me, thank you both.
Amara Allerdyce: glad you like it, and I might work on that one. Could you email me and tell me some more details about both of them? Or maybe refer me to a site? I haven't done a lot of dialogue with the new mutants because I don't know a whole lot about them, could you help?
Hallanole: I was so flattered that I made your list. Thanks so much!
Flamekiller: okay, hon', just calm down. (inufic giggles) You really haven't read any stories that make you laugh? May I refer you to Pirate Kit and her story 'The Private Life of Jamie Maddox'. Extremely funny, I wish I were even half as good as her.
JaSSerS, The Rogue Witch, and Rogue14: I'm so glad you like the story, and I love your reviews! Thanks!
KittKatt001: I guess they don't. (smiles) hope you like what I've done now, thanks for reviewing!