Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR or "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer," and come to think of it, I don't own this song either, it was written by my friend Suzaka, who is too lazy to type it up. I give full credit to her, and will take it off if she types it up herself.
-Sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"-
Frodo got run over by a Ringwraith
Walking to his hole one random eve.
You may say there's no such thing as Sauron.
But as for me and Samwise, we believe.
(Samwise may be replaced with any other two-syllable LOTR character. Such as- Gandalf, Gimli, Pippin, Merry, Gollum, and such the like.)