Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR or "Oh Come All Ye Faithful." I wish I owned Orlando Bloom, but alas, that is not the case. I also do not own POTC. I don't own this song either, it was written by my friend Suzaka (I did help on this one), who is too lazy to type it up. I give full credit to her, and will take it off if she types it up herself.
-Sung to the tune of "Oh Come All Ye Faithful"-
Oh come all ye fangirls,
Pirate and elf-lovers.
Oh come ye, oh come ye to
Orlando Bloom.
Isn't he just spiffy?
Our favoritest elf.
Oh come let us stalk Orli,
Oh come let us stalk Orli,
Oh come let us stalk Orliiiiii
Orlando Bloom.