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Inuficcrzy here, back with another installment of GNIN. Sorry it took so long, the holidays were so packed it wasn't funny. Try updating with a rabid toddler bouncing in your lap. (Sigh) excuses, excuses.
Guess what. My sister just got on ff.net!! She's got a great story for x- men, and I'm so proud of her and if you like me you'll go check her out after you read this! Her name's red_angel_wings, and the story is called 'Dark Night'. Go read, and reveiw it!!!
(chinese gong thingy sounds: 'BWWANNNHGGGG!!!!') I have spoken!
Anyway, on with the show!! Oh, yeah. I don't own the Simpsons or the x-men, but I do own the lovely photo shots of the X-Men All Male Review Underwear Photo Gallery!! ("No!! No!! MINE!!!! Rogue!! Quit trying to steal the pics of Remy in his boxers! MINE!!! Somebody!! Stop that chick!")
{I might let someone else see them, but only if they ask nicely. (tee hee!)}
Chap: Excellent, Logan, my copy of the X-Men Village People Vrs. 6.9 came in!
"I'm never gonna look at Wal-Mart the same ever again," Tabby laughed.
"No joke," Kitty said with wheeze. "Oh, ow! Side stitch!" She immediately began to try and stretch it out. That gave her an idea. "Hey, you guys want to see something cool?"
**
Sam just stared, along with the rest of the guys. He tilted his head at a very awkward angle and then back over to the other side, still staring at the screen. "Wow. I had no idea a girl could do that."
Remy agreed wholeheartedly. "That has got to be the oddest things I've ever seen."
Bobby snorted. "Yeah, puts a whole new spin on the phrase, 'bend over backward to please you.'" He started and got a wicked look on his face. "Kurt, man, you and the Kat get together and you can do some of that kinky stuff-" POW!
Kurt smiled contentedly from Bobby's now unoccupied chair, while the other boy groaned on the floor. Iceman had no idea pillows could be thrown that hard.
Kitty was showing the girls some of her yoga moves, and it had her bent like a pretzel. Things got really interesting when Rogue started to try it too. They almost had to shut Remy up from all the happy yelling and whistling he was doing.
**
Kitty got up from the floor. "So, you guys think you might try a little yoga with me?"
Rogue groaned from the floor, "Ugh, girl, I'm not made to bend in half."
"Sure you could! You just, like, need practice." She hopped back up on the bed, reaching for a soda. Kitty accidently knocked the remote off the bedside table, causing the tv to turn on. Nothing special, except the volume was on, full-I'm-going-deaf-in-five-seconds-blast.
"Aauughhh! Turn it off, turn it off!" She clicked it hard and rubbed her poor aching ears. "Sorry about that."
"Hey," Tabby said, "it was the Simpsons. I love that show."
"Me too," Jean said. She looked a little miffed at the surprised looks she got. "What? Its funny! Haven't you ever seen Mr. Burns go all evil and say, 'Excellent, Smithers,' and thought of the professor?"
The girls paused for a half a second before cracking up laughing. Amara managed to say, "No, no, that would be, 'Excellent, Logan.'"
"Yes, yes," Jean said in her best imitation of the evil nuclear plant owner, "'Excellent, Logan, all is going according to plan.'" She tried to do an evil cackle and ended up sounding like a seasick goat.
"Ooh, ooh, better!" Jubilee shouted, "Scott as Ned Flanders! Can't you just see him in that sweater?!"
Rahne waved her on, "And if Roberto isn't just perfect for Dr. Nick?" she did her best impression, "'Hi, everybody!'"
"Hello, Dr. Nick!" they all chorused back to her before collapsing in giggles.
**
"This is so embarrassing," Scott said looking at the floor. He couldn't keep that face anymore and started laughing too. "'Excellent, Logan!' Could you imagine the look on Wolverine's face?!" The guys were almost rolling.
"Yeah, and if Jean isn't the best Marge Simpson you ever saw," Remy tossed out.
"Oh, god!" Scott waved his hand towards the Cajun, trying to make him stop. He was laughing so hard now he could barely breathe.
"She's got that little growl thing down perfectly. All we need is some massive hair spray and I bet she could pull off that beehive," the southerner said with a grin.
Scott fell off his chair, clutching his sides. He could so see her in a set of bad pearls and a tube dress.
Berserker couldn't resist, "Tabby could be Aunt Sylvia!"
Many groans in protest at that, and Ray got pelted with trash.
"Give me bad dreams, why don't you," Sam said, disturbed.
**
"Can you believe the number of people they get on that show?" Rogue asked." They got everybody, from Sting, to Kiss, hell, they even got the Village People!"
Tabby started snorting, never a good sign. Kitty eyed her warily. "What?"
Boom Boom grinned. "Don't you guys think that we've got a perfectly good set of Village People right here?"
"Uh-uhn, no way, I am not dressing up like a construction worker," Rogue said with a grimace.
"No, not us! Think about it. The X-men Village People, Version 6.9."
Kitty lit up. "Kurt would look so great in that police uniform! The blue suit and silver button kind. The hat's so cute too, it'd show off his ears!"
"Was there a policeman in the Village People?" Jubilee looked confused for a second, but decided to run with it. "You know, Bobby would look great in that cowboy outfit."
"Oh please," Rogue rolled her eyes. "Gambit would look way cuter as the Marine. Actually," she frowned, "he'd look good in the construction getup too. And the biker thing."
Jean snorted, trying not to spray coke out her nose. "My god, he could be a one man Village People! Or would that be Village Man?"
"Can't you just see him singing Macho Man?" Rogue said with a huge grin.
"No way! Scott sings that perfectly, its 'his' song!"
The girls had to find out about that one. Jean sighed with a laugh, "He has this awesome singing voice, melt-the-butter-off-your-tongue he's that good, and he sings in the shower. The bathroom's right next to my room, so I can hear him pretty well. And you ought to hear him belt out anything by Johnny Couger."
Amara looked confused. "Who?"
"John Melancamp."
"Oh."
**
Kurt looked over at the very embarrassed Scott. "You sing? How come I've never heard it?"
"Yeah!" the guys chorused. Oh the fun they could have with this.....
Fearless leader blushed. Cherry red tomato blush. "I just-I just don't want to, got it!?"
"Okay, okay." Cyclops should have known better than to think Bobby was gonna let this one go. "Can we tape you in the shower?"
Roberto stared at Iceman. "Dude, that came out so wrong."
"Huh? Wha-No! Nonononono, no! Ew!"
"Oh, thank you," Scott said scathingly.
"Not that! I-That's it, I'm shutting up." Bobby sat down in a huff.
Sam just basked. "Oh, blessed silence."
**
"I can't believe we keep coming back to naked guys," Kitty said with a blush. "Somehow, in all our conversations, we keep coming back to that in one way or another. Have you all noticed this? Is that all we've been talking about?"
"No! We've covered the Simpsons, the Village People, Legolas, underwear---- edible and conventional, shocking thoughts, sexy elves, and....and....my god. What a bunch of perverts we are," Tabby said in mild wonder. "Isn't this fun!?"
"Yes!" Jean called merrily. Eight cream sodas tend to make a girl loosen up a little.
"Speaking of Legolas," Amara started, "have any of you seen 'Pirates of the Carribean'?"
"Yes! I love Johnny Depp!!!" Rogue said happily. She grinned full out and started hopping up and down on the bed.
Everyone just stared at her. "Whatever she just drank, don't give her anymore," Rahne said softly.
"No joke," Kitty said in the same tone. "She's scary like this! I had no idea Rogue of all people had it in her to be a teeny-bopper."
"I am not a teeny-bopper!" The girl stopped her hopping and glared at them. "I met Johnny Depp once, that's why I love him."
They all stared again.
**
Along with the guys, in total disbelief.
**
"You have not," Amara called out.
"Yes I have! I met him while he was yatching down the Mississippi. Irene had taken me to St. Louis and we were down by the river docks when he showed up. We ate at the same restaurant he did and I bumped into him and spilled coke all down my shirt. He apologized to me and helped me clean up. My god it was so cool!"
Jena scanned her. She couldn't be serio---"Oh. My. God. She's telling the truth." Every girl gasped in shock. "She really did meet-AAAUUGGHH!!!! You met Johnny Depp! You met Johnny Depp!!" Jean started jumping up and down too!
"And he was soooo fiiinneee," Rogue sang out. "Yumm!" The girls immediately showered her with questions, Rogue happily answering anything and everything if she knew.
**
Sam was laughing so hard he was afraid he was going to hurt himself. "No wonder-(gasp)-she's immune to you! (Gasp, choke, cough, gasp) She's met a real movie star! (Ha, ha!) There ain't no way in hell you'll ever get her now!!"
Remy was severely tempted to punch his lights out.
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Review time!!!! Oh and, um, for all who asked, I am quite sad to say that I lost the list. My fellow habitants recently cleaned out the computer room and destroyed my files (paper ones, thank god) by mistake. So I'm afraid I can't send you the list. But you could ask Ami, if its alright with her. She's seen a list of 68 things to do at Wal-Mart.
SpitefullySane: first off, cool name. Secondly, I'm flattered you like me! Thanks!
Rogue4787: I'll take the Remy with whip cream, thank you. (Grins big time and wags eyebrows at a nervous Gambit. "Shh, my precious.") thanks for reviewing me!
Cannonballboy: I'm glad I make you and your friends laugh. And I totally understood what you were trying to describe them as, I have friends like that too!
Anon(girl): thank you so much! I was so worried that I was going to be flamed out of sight for that. Thanks for reading this!!
Tokyobabe2040: you did that too? Wow. You really have nowhere to shop? That's horrible! Maybe if you apologize and promise to not com ein while you're hyper they'll let you back in. Say hi to your sis for me!
Ami: 68 things?! You're kidding! That's a lot of things for one bored person to do, but still, very cool! Sorry I made your sides hurt, don't laugh so hard! Drink more milk, it can help.
The wonderful pair of Lady LeBeau and Dark Jaded Rose: I'm so glad you liked it!
Sickminded Sucker: Huh? Why on earth would you be scarred for life? Now you've got me curious.......
Raskolion Pheonix: hope you like this one. And wasn't Return of the King just so-so-man words fail to describe just how damn cool that movie is.
MoonlightPheonix3: I'm sorry! I can't believe I left him out! He's my fav villian, mostly because you can tell that he really is a nice person being forced to do something he doesn't want to. But if I had to venture a guess, I'd say he's a forest green cotton breifs kind of guy. (What a lovely mental image!)
Murderee: wow. What a name! Where'd you think of it? And hey, I'm glad you reviewed my story this time, good to hear from you!
Cuddness: thanks so much, I love you!!! I can't believe someone would use an idea I had in their own fic and give me credit! Lordy. I'm so flattered!
Desert-Rose6: thanks for pointing them out. I'll try to fix them as soon as I can!
JaSSerS, Tainyeh, and Rogue 14: you guys have been there for so many chaps, and it makes me so happy that you follow my story. Thanks so much!
(I'm putting this in here twice so you guys don't forget. She really is quite good. )guess what. My sister just got on ff.net!! She's got a great story for x-men, and I'm so proud of her and if you like me you'll go check her out after you read this! Her name's red_angel_wings, and the story is called 'Dark Night'. Go read, and reveiw it!!!(chinese gong thingy sounds: 'BWWANNNHGGGG!!!!') I have spoken!
And many many thanks to everyone who reviewed me!
Nie Starwhistler
SperryDee
Chicken (another name for my sister!)
Aqueous
RahneMan
Gothic-Rogue LeBeau (very pretty name!)
Shadow-Kitty-Kat
Cloud of Blood
wildkats1310
Kazzeh Sodapop
Gothic Cajun
Sevish
Tiggit
Chia4
Caliente
Ryune
The RP
lildaisygirl24
Autumn Raine
KittKatt001
Soup R. Man
Elemental Water Mistress
And sandybunny
Inuficcrzy here, back with another installment of GNIN. Sorry it took so long, the holidays were so packed it wasn't funny. Try updating with a rabid toddler bouncing in your lap. (Sigh) excuses, excuses.
Guess what. My sister just got on ff.net!! She's got a great story for x- men, and I'm so proud of her and if you like me you'll go check her out after you read this! Her name's red_angel_wings, and the story is called 'Dark Night'. Go read, and reveiw it!!!
(chinese gong thingy sounds: 'BWWANNNHGGGG!!!!') I have spoken!
Anyway, on with the show!! Oh, yeah. I don't own the Simpsons or the x-men, but I do own the lovely photo shots of the X-Men All Male Review Underwear Photo Gallery!! ("No!! No!! MINE!!!! Rogue!! Quit trying to steal the pics of Remy in his boxers! MINE!!! Somebody!! Stop that chick!")
{I might let someone else see them, but only if they ask nicely. (tee hee!)}
Chap: Excellent, Logan, my copy of the X-Men Village People Vrs. 6.9 came in!
"I'm never gonna look at Wal-Mart the same ever again," Tabby laughed.
"No joke," Kitty said with wheeze. "Oh, ow! Side stitch!" She immediately began to try and stretch it out. That gave her an idea. "Hey, you guys want to see something cool?"
**
Sam just stared, along with the rest of the guys. He tilted his head at a very awkward angle and then back over to the other side, still staring at the screen. "Wow. I had no idea a girl could do that."
Remy agreed wholeheartedly. "That has got to be the oddest things I've ever seen."
Bobby snorted. "Yeah, puts a whole new spin on the phrase, 'bend over backward to please you.'" He started and got a wicked look on his face. "Kurt, man, you and the Kat get together and you can do some of that kinky stuff-" POW!
Kurt smiled contentedly from Bobby's now unoccupied chair, while the other boy groaned on the floor. Iceman had no idea pillows could be thrown that hard.
Kitty was showing the girls some of her yoga moves, and it had her bent like a pretzel. Things got really interesting when Rogue started to try it too. They almost had to shut Remy up from all the happy yelling and whistling he was doing.
**
Kitty got up from the floor. "So, you guys think you might try a little yoga with me?"
Rogue groaned from the floor, "Ugh, girl, I'm not made to bend in half."
"Sure you could! You just, like, need practice." She hopped back up on the bed, reaching for a soda. Kitty accidently knocked the remote off the bedside table, causing the tv to turn on. Nothing special, except the volume was on, full-I'm-going-deaf-in-five-seconds-blast.
"Aauughhh! Turn it off, turn it off!" She clicked it hard and rubbed her poor aching ears. "Sorry about that."
"Hey," Tabby said, "it was the Simpsons. I love that show."
"Me too," Jean said. She looked a little miffed at the surprised looks she got. "What? Its funny! Haven't you ever seen Mr. Burns go all evil and say, 'Excellent, Smithers,' and thought of the professor?"
The girls paused for a half a second before cracking up laughing. Amara managed to say, "No, no, that would be, 'Excellent, Logan.'"
"Yes, yes," Jean said in her best imitation of the evil nuclear plant owner, "'Excellent, Logan, all is going according to plan.'" She tried to do an evil cackle and ended up sounding like a seasick goat.
"Ooh, ooh, better!" Jubilee shouted, "Scott as Ned Flanders! Can't you just see him in that sweater?!"
Rahne waved her on, "And if Roberto isn't just perfect for Dr. Nick?" she did her best impression, "'Hi, everybody!'"
"Hello, Dr. Nick!" they all chorused back to her before collapsing in giggles.
**
"This is so embarrassing," Scott said looking at the floor. He couldn't keep that face anymore and started laughing too. "'Excellent, Logan!' Could you imagine the look on Wolverine's face?!" The guys were almost rolling.
"Yeah, and if Jean isn't the best Marge Simpson you ever saw," Remy tossed out.
"Oh, god!" Scott waved his hand towards the Cajun, trying to make him stop. He was laughing so hard now he could barely breathe.
"She's got that little growl thing down perfectly. All we need is some massive hair spray and I bet she could pull off that beehive," the southerner said with a grin.
Scott fell off his chair, clutching his sides. He could so see her in a set of bad pearls and a tube dress.
Berserker couldn't resist, "Tabby could be Aunt Sylvia!"
Many groans in protest at that, and Ray got pelted with trash.
"Give me bad dreams, why don't you," Sam said, disturbed.
**
"Can you believe the number of people they get on that show?" Rogue asked." They got everybody, from Sting, to Kiss, hell, they even got the Village People!"
Tabby started snorting, never a good sign. Kitty eyed her warily. "What?"
Boom Boom grinned. "Don't you guys think that we've got a perfectly good set of Village People right here?"
"Uh-uhn, no way, I am not dressing up like a construction worker," Rogue said with a grimace.
"No, not us! Think about it. The X-men Village People, Version 6.9."
Kitty lit up. "Kurt would look so great in that police uniform! The blue suit and silver button kind. The hat's so cute too, it'd show off his ears!"
"Was there a policeman in the Village People?" Jubilee looked confused for a second, but decided to run with it. "You know, Bobby would look great in that cowboy outfit."
"Oh please," Rogue rolled her eyes. "Gambit would look way cuter as the Marine. Actually," she frowned, "he'd look good in the construction getup too. And the biker thing."
Jean snorted, trying not to spray coke out her nose. "My god, he could be a one man Village People! Or would that be Village Man?"
"Can't you just see him singing Macho Man?" Rogue said with a huge grin.
"No way! Scott sings that perfectly, its 'his' song!"
The girls had to find out about that one. Jean sighed with a laugh, "He has this awesome singing voice, melt-the-butter-off-your-tongue he's that good, and he sings in the shower. The bathroom's right next to my room, so I can hear him pretty well. And you ought to hear him belt out anything by Johnny Couger."
Amara looked confused. "Who?"
"John Melancamp."
"Oh."
**
Kurt looked over at the very embarrassed Scott. "You sing? How come I've never heard it?"
"Yeah!" the guys chorused. Oh the fun they could have with this.....
Fearless leader blushed. Cherry red tomato blush. "I just-I just don't want to, got it!?"
"Okay, okay." Cyclops should have known better than to think Bobby was gonna let this one go. "Can we tape you in the shower?"
Roberto stared at Iceman. "Dude, that came out so wrong."
"Huh? Wha-No! Nonononono, no! Ew!"
"Oh, thank you," Scott said scathingly.
"Not that! I-That's it, I'm shutting up." Bobby sat down in a huff.
Sam just basked. "Oh, blessed silence."
**
"I can't believe we keep coming back to naked guys," Kitty said with a blush. "Somehow, in all our conversations, we keep coming back to that in one way or another. Have you all noticed this? Is that all we've been talking about?"
"No! We've covered the Simpsons, the Village People, Legolas, underwear---- edible and conventional, shocking thoughts, sexy elves, and....and....my god. What a bunch of perverts we are," Tabby said in mild wonder. "Isn't this fun!?"
"Yes!" Jean called merrily. Eight cream sodas tend to make a girl loosen up a little.
"Speaking of Legolas," Amara started, "have any of you seen 'Pirates of the Carribean'?"
"Yes! I love Johnny Depp!!!" Rogue said happily. She grinned full out and started hopping up and down on the bed.
Everyone just stared at her. "Whatever she just drank, don't give her anymore," Rahne said softly.
"No joke," Kitty said in the same tone. "She's scary like this! I had no idea Rogue of all people had it in her to be a teeny-bopper."
"I am not a teeny-bopper!" The girl stopped her hopping and glared at them. "I met Johnny Depp once, that's why I love him."
They all stared again.
**
Along with the guys, in total disbelief.
**
"You have not," Amara called out.
"Yes I have! I met him while he was yatching down the Mississippi. Irene had taken me to St. Louis and we were down by the river docks when he showed up. We ate at the same restaurant he did and I bumped into him and spilled coke all down my shirt. He apologized to me and helped me clean up. My god it was so cool!"
Jena scanned her. She couldn't be serio---"Oh. My. God. She's telling the truth." Every girl gasped in shock. "She really did meet-AAAUUGGHH!!!! You met Johnny Depp! You met Johnny Depp!!" Jean started jumping up and down too!
"And he was soooo fiiinneee," Rogue sang out. "Yumm!" The girls immediately showered her with questions, Rogue happily answering anything and everything if she knew.
**
Sam was laughing so hard he was afraid he was going to hurt himself. "No wonder-(gasp)-she's immune to you! (Gasp, choke, cough, gasp) She's met a real movie star! (Ha, ha!) There ain't no way in hell you'll ever get her now!!"
Remy was severely tempted to punch his lights out.
&&^^%%$$
Review time!!!! Oh and, um, for all who asked, I am quite sad to say that I lost the list. My fellow habitants recently cleaned out the computer room and destroyed my files (paper ones, thank god) by mistake. So I'm afraid I can't send you the list. But you could ask Ami, if its alright with her. She's seen a list of 68 things to do at Wal-Mart.
SpitefullySane: first off, cool name. Secondly, I'm flattered you like me! Thanks!
Rogue4787: I'll take the Remy with whip cream, thank you. (Grins big time and wags eyebrows at a nervous Gambit. "Shh, my precious.") thanks for reviewing me!
Cannonballboy: I'm glad I make you and your friends laugh. And I totally understood what you were trying to describe them as, I have friends like that too!
Anon(girl): thank you so much! I was so worried that I was going to be flamed out of sight for that. Thanks for reading this!!
Tokyobabe2040: you did that too? Wow. You really have nowhere to shop? That's horrible! Maybe if you apologize and promise to not com ein while you're hyper they'll let you back in. Say hi to your sis for me!
Ami: 68 things?! You're kidding! That's a lot of things for one bored person to do, but still, very cool! Sorry I made your sides hurt, don't laugh so hard! Drink more milk, it can help.
The wonderful pair of Lady LeBeau and Dark Jaded Rose: I'm so glad you liked it!
Sickminded Sucker: Huh? Why on earth would you be scarred for life? Now you've got me curious.......
Raskolion Pheonix: hope you like this one. And wasn't Return of the King just so-so-man words fail to describe just how damn cool that movie is.
MoonlightPheonix3: I'm sorry! I can't believe I left him out! He's my fav villian, mostly because you can tell that he really is a nice person being forced to do something he doesn't want to. But if I had to venture a guess, I'd say he's a forest green cotton breifs kind of guy. (What a lovely mental image!)
Murderee: wow. What a name! Where'd you think of it? And hey, I'm glad you reviewed my story this time, good to hear from you!
Cuddness: thanks so much, I love you!!! I can't believe someone would use an idea I had in their own fic and give me credit! Lordy. I'm so flattered!
Desert-Rose6: thanks for pointing them out. I'll try to fix them as soon as I can!
JaSSerS, Tainyeh, and Rogue 14: you guys have been there for so many chaps, and it makes me so happy that you follow my story. Thanks so much!
(I'm putting this in here twice so you guys don't forget. She really is quite good. )guess what. My sister just got on ff.net!! She's got a great story for x-men, and I'm so proud of her and if you like me you'll go check her out after you read this! Her name's red_angel_wings, and the story is called 'Dark Night'. Go read, and reveiw it!!!(chinese gong thingy sounds: 'BWWANNNHGGGG!!!!') I have spoken!
And many many thanks to everyone who reviewed me!
Nie Starwhistler
SperryDee
Chicken (another name for my sister!)
Aqueous
RahneMan
Gothic-Rogue LeBeau (very pretty name!)
Shadow-Kitty-Kat
Cloud of Blood
wildkats1310
Kazzeh Sodapop
Gothic Cajun
Sevish
Tiggit
Chia4
Caliente
Ryune
The RP
lildaisygirl24
Autumn Raine
KittKatt001
Soup R. Man
Elemental Water Mistress
And sandybunny