Hello everybody!!! Inuficcrzy back in action, and here's another chap of
GNIN. Sorry its been so long, but my inspiration decided to take a walk
and got lost. It took seventy different cartons of milk with pictures of
it to find the damn thing again, but its back and the next update comes
within a week or so.
Hope you like it! Oh, this chap is why I have a high rating, just so you know.
Me no own anything. I'm in college, I'm poor! I don't own the Scottsman song either.
Chap: Grand master of the universe
Ray made a mental note of everything that was going on in that room. The girls had finally come down off what Bobby had called their Johhny-high, and somehow that had led to this highly entertaining discussion.
Or rather, this highly entertaining singing.
Kurt stared. "Mien Gott, you'd think they were all raised in a bar!"
Remy nodded in amused agreement. "That Tabby knows her drinking songs."
"But she's only 17! How the hell would she know all those?" Evan said enviously.
"I wanna know where she learned that joke," Sam said, looking at the screen. "That's one I've got to remember."
~*~*~*~*
"-and the third nun said, 'all I got was hand-lotion.'" Most girls made faces and laughed while Jean gasped. Tabby laughed at the stunned look on Jean's face. "Girl, you really need to get out more."
"I guess so," she said shakenly.
"Hey, have you guys heard this?" Amara called out. She began to sing,
"Here lies the body of Marilee,
she died at the age of a hundred and three.
For fifteen years she kept her virginity,
not a bad record for this vincinity."
"Too true!" Rahne called out.
~*~*~*~
"I wish!" Ray and Bobby chorused right back. Most of the guys nodded in agreement.
*~*~*~*~*
"Got one for us, pun-girl?" Kitty asked Rahne.
Wolfsbane smiled. "Sure do, but its no pun. I got this joke from a stewardess on the flight over to America. Alright, an African embassador and a Russian embassador are taking a break from their meeting and they get to talking about the famous Russian Roulette. The African says, 'You know, we have something like that in my country. Come down to my embassy and I'll show you.' The Russian agrees. They go to his building and walk to a hall with six doors, and the African says, 'Pick any door. Behind each one is a beautiful girl who'll give you a blow job.'
'Really?' says the Russian. 'I'm not complaining, by any means, but where's the danger in that?'
'Well,' says the African, 'one of the girls is a cannibal.'"
~*~*~*~*~
(insert massive wincing and leg-crossing here)
Roberto stared, very disturbed. "That is so wrong, man." ~*~*~*~*~
Kitty couldn't help her wince as she laughed. "Geez Rahne, that's awful!"
"If you can do better," she answered with a shrug.
"Okay," kitty rubbed her hands together. "This little boy was sitting on the side of the curb crying. An old man walking by saw it and stopped. He asked, 'What's the matter little boy? Why are you crying?'
The boy said, 'I'm crying 'cuz I can't do what the big boys do.'
The old man sat down and cried too."
Tabby grinned outright before cracking up in laughter along with the rest of them. "Man," she gasped, "that was great! I didn't know you had that in you, Kat."
"Hey, I've heard stuff! I'm not a little kid, you know." She humphed to herself.
Tabby held out her hands, "Hey, no offense meant. You just look so sweet and innocent is all."
Kitty laughed sarcastically, "Oh, thanks."
Rogue finally chimed in one. "Here you two, I've got one for you. A man was asked by his wife to buy a live chicken for dinner. On his way home with the bird, he remembered that he didn't have his house key, and his wife wouldn't be home for a few hours. So to pass the time he went to the movies. But since he couldn't leave the bird alone, he brought it with him, stuffed down his pants."
"Ouch!" Amara said with a giggle.
Rogue nodded and continued, "He sat and started to watch the movie, and gets so into it, he doesn't even notice that the bird's managed to get a little loose and has stuck its head out his fly.
Two women were sitting next to him and one of them noticed and nudged the other. She says, 'Look at that thing there, sticking out of that man's pants.
The other says, 'So what? You've seen one, you've seen them all.'
The first one says, 'Yeah, but this one's eating my popcorn!'"
~*~*~**~
The guys were positively rolling. Scott grinned at Remy. "You know, I think she might have some unrealistic expectations."
To Scott's complete joy, Gambit blushed, actually blushed. "Shut up, you!"
"That's my sister, man! My sister!" Kurt wailed.
~*~*~*~*~*
Jubilee couldn't hold it back any more. "I've got one to end it all. Anyone here know the Scottsman song? Besides you, Rahne!" They all shook their heads. She smiled like a cat. "You guys are gonna love this."
[skip this part if you know the song I'm talking about.]
AN: (For the poor deprived people who don't know this song, the plot of it is that a Scott in a kilt wanders off into the woods after drinking and passes out. Two women come along and see him sleeping, and see his kilt. They wonder if the rumor about not wearing anything under there is true, so they lift it up and look. They're so impressed by what they see, they tie a blue ribbon around it before leaving. The guy wakes up and sees it, wondering what the hell's been going on.)
She sung it loud, she sung it proud, and every girl was rolling by the end of it.
"-'Oh, I don't know where you've been, my lad,
but its seems you've won first prize!'
Ring-ding, diddle, diddle-lie-dio!
Ring-ding, diddle-lie-oo!"
Jubilation Lee was actually attempting to dance a jig while singing, and to everyone's surprise was doing an okay job of it. She finally collapsed, laughing and dizzy from going in circles.
Kitty wiped tears of laughter out of her eyes, barely catching her breath before a wonderful thought struck her. She had to say it out loud, "You know, Kurt's blue. He's prize ribbon blue."
She paused, letting that thought sink in. "All over."
Every girl stared, then began to smile. Kitty wondered, "So, do you think that makes him Grand Master of the Universe by default?"
Jean gasped. She then collapsed in peals of laughter, along with every single girl there. Except Rogue, who was trying not to gag. "Dammit, he's my brother. My brother!" she wailed in protest over the pack of hyenas she was stuck with.
~*~**~*~*~*~
Kurt's nose was bleeding again.
Scott was clutching his sides again.
Evan and Remy were doing their best to support each other and not fall out of their chairs.
Ray, Roberto, Sam, and Bobby had altogether agreed to just forget their dignity, and were on the floor convulsing with laughter. Tears were running down everyone's face, except maybe Kurt's.
It took eight minutes just to get over that, three more once people looked at Kurt to see his reaction. But once they did, Remy smiled while rubbing the sides of his face. "I haven't laughed that hard in my life. My face hurts from smiling too much!" He shook his head. "Never thought I'd see the day. So Kurt," he put a brotherly arm around the elf's shoulders, "I guess I'm not the only guy the girls' got high expectations for, huh?"
"Sh-sh-shut up!" Kurt teleported out of the room.
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Review time!!! Um, I'll include everyone's name in the next chap, but I literally don't have the disk space right now. Sorry to everyone else, your name will be here soon!!
Riv: thanks so much for reviewing me so often!
Sickminded Sucker: that's awful about your birthday. I hope your next one is much better. Hope you like this chap, and thanks for reviewing!
Chai4: glad to hear from you, and I may include one more game before this wraps up.
Tokyobabe2040, JaSSerS, Rogue 14: thanks so much for reviewing me, I love you guys.
Cannonballboy: you're in language arts? Cool! What's it like? Are you in college? High school? Anyway, thanks for reviewing me, and say hi to your friends for me.
Fragglerox: I might include truth or dare, that depends on the guys.
Gothic Cajun: you and I share a similar problem. I love cream soda, but no one lets me have any anymore. (hic, sniffle.) I totally agree about Orlando Bloom and RotK, I bow in supplication. And hey, Romy will be along shortly. (along with Remy wearing something very special....)
Dark Jaded Rose: so glad you're here, hope you like this one!
Elemental Water Mistress: amen sister, I worship Legolas. And hey, don't be mean to your brain!
Anon: I'm sorry, and I agree totally. I wish you could have told me when I was writing that chap, I would have included him for you.
Rogue4787: I would like to order a Remy with honey barbeque in certain areas..and yeah, Rogue is a lucky girl, but with a mutation like that, she needs all the good karma she gets.
Trunksblue: hey, let me know if you ever get your friend to go to Target and let me know what happens!
RahneMan, KittKatt001, Desert-Rose6, Nie Starwhistler: thanks so much for reviewing!
Star-of-Chaos: too true.
Red_angel_wings: thanks chica!!
Hope you like it! Oh, this chap is why I have a high rating, just so you know.
Me no own anything. I'm in college, I'm poor! I don't own the Scottsman song either.
Chap: Grand master of the universe
Ray made a mental note of everything that was going on in that room. The girls had finally come down off what Bobby had called their Johhny-high, and somehow that had led to this highly entertaining discussion.
Or rather, this highly entertaining singing.
Kurt stared. "Mien Gott, you'd think they were all raised in a bar!"
Remy nodded in amused agreement. "That Tabby knows her drinking songs."
"But she's only 17! How the hell would she know all those?" Evan said enviously.
"I wanna know where she learned that joke," Sam said, looking at the screen. "That's one I've got to remember."
~*~*~*~*
"-and the third nun said, 'all I got was hand-lotion.'" Most girls made faces and laughed while Jean gasped. Tabby laughed at the stunned look on Jean's face. "Girl, you really need to get out more."
"I guess so," she said shakenly.
"Hey, have you guys heard this?" Amara called out. She began to sing,
"Here lies the body of Marilee,
she died at the age of a hundred and three.
For fifteen years she kept her virginity,
not a bad record for this vincinity."
"Too true!" Rahne called out.
~*~*~*~
"I wish!" Ray and Bobby chorused right back. Most of the guys nodded in agreement.
*~*~*~*~*
"Got one for us, pun-girl?" Kitty asked Rahne.
Wolfsbane smiled. "Sure do, but its no pun. I got this joke from a stewardess on the flight over to America. Alright, an African embassador and a Russian embassador are taking a break from their meeting and they get to talking about the famous Russian Roulette. The African says, 'You know, we have something like that in my country. Come down to my embassy and I'll show you.' The Russian agrees. They go to his building and walk to a hall with six doors, and the African says, 'Pick any door. Behind each one is a beautiful girl who'll give you a blow job.'
'Really?' says the Russian. 'I'm not complaining, by any means, but where's the danger in that?'
'Well,' says the African, 'one of the girls is a cannibal.'"
~*~*~*~*~
(insert massive wincing and leg-crossing here)
Roberto stared, very disturbed. "That is so wrong, man." ~*~*~*~*~
Kitty couldn't help her wince as she laughed. "Geez Rahne, that's awful!"
"If you can do better," she answered with a shrug.
"Okay," kitty rubbed her hands together. "This little boy was sitting on the side of the curb crying. An old man walking by saw it and stopped. He asked, 'What's the matter little boy? Why are you crying?'
The boy said, 'I'm crying 'cuz I can't do what the big boys do.'
The old man sat down and cried too."
Tabby grinned outright before cracking up in laughter along with the rest of them. "Man," she gasped, "that was great! I didn't know you had that in you, Kat."
"Hey, I've heard stuff! I'm not a little kid, you know." She humphed to herself.
Tabby held out her hands, "Hey, no offense meant. You just look so sweet and innocent is all."
Kitty laughed sarcastically, "Oh, thanks."
Rogue finally chimed in one. "Here you two, I've got one for you. A man was asked by his wife to buy a live chicken for dinner. On his way home with the bird, he remembered that he didn't have his house key, and his wife wouldn't be home for a few hours. So to pass the time he went to the movies. But since he couldn't leave the bird alone, he brought it with him, stuffed down his pants."
"Ouch!" Amara said with a giggle.
Rogue nodded and continued, "He sat and started to watch the movie, and gets so into it, he doesn't even notice that the bird's managed to get a little loose and has stuck its head out his fly.
Two women were sitting next to him and one of them noticed and nudged the other. She says, 'Look at that thing there, sticking out of that man's pants.
The other says, 'So what? You've seen one, you've seen them all.'
The first one says, 'Yeah, but this one's eating my popcorn!'"
~*~*~**~
The guys were positively rolling. Scott grinned at Remy. "You know, I think she might have some unrealistic expectations."
To Scott's complete joy, Gambit blushed, actually blushed. "Shut up, you!"
"That's my sister, man! My sister!" Kurt wailed.
~*~*~*~*~*
Jubilee couldn't hold it back any more. "I've got one to end it all. Anyone here know the Scottsman song? Besides you, Rahne!" They all shook their heads. She smiled like a cat. "You guys are gonna love this."
[skip this part if you know the song I'm talking about.]
AN: (For the poor deprived people who don't know this song, the plot of it is that a Scott in a kilt wanders off into the woods after drinking and passes out. Two women come along and see him sleeping, and see his kilt. They wonder if the rumor about not wearing anything under there is true, so they lift it up and look. They're so impressed by what they see, they tie a blue ribbon around it before leaving. The guy wakes up and sees it, wondering what the hell's been going on.)
She sung it loud, she sung it proud, and every girl was rolling by the end of it.
"-'Oh, I don't know where you've been, my lad,
but its seems you've won first prize!'
Ring-ding, diddle, diddle-lie-dio!
Ring-ding, diddle-lie-oo!"
Jubilation Lee was actually attempting to dance a jig while singing, and to everyone's surprise was doing an okay job of it. She finally collapsed, laughing and dizzy from going in circles.
Kitty wiped tears of laughter out of her eyes, barely catching her breath before a wonderful thought struck her. She had to say it out loud, "You know, Kurt's blue. He's prize ribbon blue."
She paused, letting that thought sink in. "All over."
Every girl stared, then began to smile. Kitty wondered, "So, do you think that makes him Grand Master of the Universe by default?"
Jean gasped. She then collapsed in peals of laughter, along with every single girl there. Except Rogue, who was trying not to gag. "Dammit, he's my brother. My brother!" she wailed in protest over the pack of hyenas she was stuck with.
~*~**~*~*~*~
Kurt's nose was bleeding again.
Scott was clutching his sides again.
Evan and Remy were doing their best to support each other and not fall out of their chairs.
Ray, Roberto, Sam, and Bobby had altogether agreed to just forget their dignity, and were on the floor convulsing with laughter. Tears were running down everyone's face, except maybe Kurt's.
It took eight minutes just to get over that, three more once people looked at Kurt to see his reaction. But once they did, Remy smiled while rubbing the sides of his face. "I haven't laughed that hard in my life. My face hurts from smiling too much!" He shook his head. "Never thought I'd see the day. So Kurt," he put a brotherly arm around the elf's shoulders, "I guess I'm not the only guy the girls' got high expectations for, huh?"
"Sh-sh-shut up!" Kurt teleported out of the room.
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Review time!!! Um, I'll include everyone's name in the next chap, but I literally don't have the disk space right now. Sorry to everyone else, your name will be here soon!!
Riv: thanks so much for reviewing me so often!
Sickminded Sucker: that's awful about your birthday. I hope your next one is much better. Hope you like this chap, and thanks for reviewing!
Chai4: glad to hear from you, and I may include one more game before this wraps up.
Tokyobabe2040, JaSSerS, Rogue 14: thanks so much for reviewing me, I love you guys.
Cannonballboy: you're in language arts? Cool! What's it like? Are you in college? High school? Anyway, thanks for reviewing me, and say hi to your friends for me.
Fragglerox: I might include truth or dare, that depends on the guys.
Gothic Cajun: you and I share a similar problem. I love cream soda, but no one lets me have any anymore. (hic, sniffle.) I totally agree about Orlando Bloom and RotK, I bow in supplication. And hey, Romy will be along shortly. (along with Remy wearing something very special....)
Dark Jaded Rose: so glad you're here, hope you like this one!
Elemental Water Mistress: amen sister, I worship Legolas. And hey, don't be mean to your brain!
Anon: I'm sorry, and I agree totally. I wish you could have told me when I was writing that chap, I would have included him for you.
Rogue4787: I would like to order a Remy with honey barbeque in certain areas..and yeah, Rogue is a lucky girl, but with a mutation like that, she needs all the good karma she gets.
Trunksblue: hey, let me know if you ever get your friend to go to Target and let me know what happens!
RahneMan, KittKatt001, Desert-Rose6, Nie Starwhistler: thanks so much for reviewing!
Star-of-Chaos: too true.
Red_angel_wings: thanks chica!!