Disclaimers: TIQ: I OWN YGO!!! YES I DO!!! HONESTLY!!!
Past Bakura: If you own YGO then I'm the pharaoh
TIQ: Ok, so I'm in a straight jacket AND your not the Pharaoh....but you should be! **n.n**
Past Bakura: heh heh heh ^^;;
TIQ: *swoons* here's chapter....forgot..too busy staring at the king of thieves *hearts in her eyes.
Katy, Kathy, Ryou& Bakura: *all sweat drop* ¬¬;;
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The past few days in school have been a nightmare! I've had Seto 'sweet-talking' me into going out with him, Kanika and Renoun punching all of Miho's friends into oblivion and finally, Kathy's been making both Ryou AND Bakura's life a misery.
"Awwwwwww Kathy!! Why not!? You're tearing my pride apart!" I heard him whinge across the halls as I was putting my books in my locker. Kathy still insists that she doesn't fancy him ( which I find rather hard to believe), she said rather go out with a camel than the Tomb Robber - ouch.
Yugi and Yami came up to me. I don't know why, but I have this funny feeling that EVERYONE want me to go out with Ryou grrrrrr why does his name even make me blush??? note to self: buy white face power-ok maybe not....don't want a face like a road map.
"Katy, you've got to talk to him, the guy's not himself!" Yugi said concerned. Yami just looked at me as if to say 'I'M WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE SO THERE!!' hmmmm.....maybe it's just me. I looked at them wearily as if to say that was both tired. fed up and wanted to go to my Biology class, in which every one in my circle of friends would be there - even Ryou and his 'sweetheart' ouuuu I'm so MAD!!!
I sat down in my usual place by the window whilst Mr Pyro (yes, that is his surname...weird isn't it? ) was teaching us about the reproductive organs. In other words, it was sex education. I sat next to DMG, Chi Mo, Kurai & Jasmine ( who was being bombarded with god knows what Duke's been sending her. Last week it was teddy bears with hearts on them - that's too sappy even for MY liking!) In the second row from the back.
Kanika, Kathy, Yami, Bakura and Malik (Marik was suspended for setting the principle's arse on fire. Apparently, he was trying to do an experiment to see if methane was flammable...) were sitting behind us, having a pen fight which lead to Yami being stabbed to death by their Parker pens and Kathy giving Bakura a whole new make over with her felt-tip pens.
That's odd......Ryou keeps looking at me ( I wasn't looking at him ok? Kurai told me when I doodling a picture of me hanging my yami and Miho. Hehehehehehe )
"And so the penis releases sperm into the vagina......" Mr Pyro was droning on until we heard a scream and few colourful Egyptian curses - it was my yami Kathy whacking Bakura with her red furry pencil case before chasing him around the school with the teacher's board pointer.
"YOU FUCKING TOLD ME YOU DOING A SECURITY CHECK ON ME!!" I heard her bark at him. Man you see the fire that burned wildly in her eyes! Her red hair suited her attitude quite well. Poor Bakura, he was going to be killed unless I didn't do something about it. There was one way I was going to stop her - by embarrassing her.
"SANURA!!!" I shouted out from the science window. She stopped and turned to look at me.
"What!?" She growled.
"If you keep picking on him and chasing after him - not to mention talking about him in YOUR SLEEP.....people are going to think you FANCY HIM!!"
I'm dead, I'm going to die! She threw Bakura at me! THROUGH A WINDOW!! I don't believe it! She ACTUALLY picked him up, one handedly picked him up and lunged him through into the science class!
" I do NOT FANCY HIM!!!!!!" she hissed at me. Kanika and Kurai just blinked whilst Renoun fell into fits of laughter.
Finally, the Lunch bell rung YAY! That means me and the gang get to go to Macaris café to eat! Mmmmmmmm I can smell those BBQ chicken wings already! But before we even stepped out of the classroom, our Italian teacher Mrs Soncini waltzed into the room with an announcement. I'M WASTING AWAY HERE AND SHE WANTS TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
We all sat back down.
"I've been going around zer clazzes and I vill tell you what I've told zer othzers, Italian & English literature trip to Verona iz tomorrow at 2:15 AM so those who are go-wing please meet me , Mr Rown, Miss Deo and Mr Valteno at the Domino docks. I'll read out zer students who are go-wing."
Then, for a full 20 minutes, she read out the names...Kathy, Kanika and Renoun were bored to tears and Kurai wished that she had stayed in this morning. Me and Chi Mo on the other hand were gagging at the other girls who were swooning because Verona was the place where Shakespear's tragedy 'Romeo & Juliet was staged.
"From zis class it'z Marie, Joan, Karl, Yue, Katy, Kathy, Joey, Tristan, DMG, Kurai, Miho, Anzu (Me and Kathy were ripping our hair out by now), Renoun, Yugi, Yami, Malik, Marik - although he iz suspended, Bakura, Kanika, Duke, Jasmine, Chi Mo and Ryou"
YES!! Kaiba isn't going!! WOO-HOO! *nances around inside her head*
"Of course Mr Kaiba is joining us but iz go-wing in hiz own privet plane" Mrs Soncini added abruptly.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Joey shouted out all of the sudden. I feel your pain.
"MR WHEELER WHAT HAS GOT INTO YOU THIS AFTERNOON??" The old bat known as Mrs Soncini exclaimed. Then we heard a low, rumbling sound coming from Joey.
"Heh heh I'm starving Miss" He said, patting his stomach. I thought Chi Mo was going to turn into a drooling puddle. Kathy remarked sarcastically.
"Jeeze Miss! You mean that we've gotta put up with 'Smiling Seto' for the whole week!? Th-That's Suicide! Being with him is like being next to a Rabid DOG! - No offense Joey"
Kathy smirked and flicked her hair back, whacking Anzu in the face. ( It actually left a mark on her face too!)
"Only uno person is to partner up with him" She STILL carried on! My poor, poor tummy...I'm wasting away! Kurai nudged me again.
"Psst!"
"What Kurai?" I turned my head towards her. Is he scowling at Seto?? What for?? This is very OOC for him.
"Katy Summers?" Mr Pyro called me. Yami was playing the funeral tune until Kanika started to play a few tunes of her own on him - the Elephant Stomp. Jasmine had to pry Kanika off of him until she decided to give up and leave them to it.
"Anyone would of thought those two where husband and wife!" commented and flung her arms into the air. For once I agree, but I wanna live so I'll leave it as that *chuckles*
"Yes Sir?" I looked up at him. Please don't let him find out that I didn't do my essay on the pheromones ( I think that's how you spell it ) please!
"You're paired up with Mr Kaiba...."
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY SHOOT ME!!!
Kurai went to object, but Malik gave her that look and motioned her to sit down. Finally, since we missed half an hour's lunch, we were given the afternoon off....why didn't that happen in England?? Aw well, we went to Macaris to eat before we became thin enough to fall through cracks in the floor.
"That was totally unfair on your part Katy, being dragged away from your friends to spend time with the Ice man" Renoun commented, tucking into the chicken salad. I couldn't agree more.
"If I was you I'd pound him into next Tuesday!" Joey got a bit carried away and knocked the quadrille cheese-hamburger flying into the air and it landed on Duke - who was trying to get TOO close to Jasmine again ( who was at the time too busy drooling over Yugi to notice). We fell about laughing.
"On the serious side Joey, if she DID to that she would of been sued for all she's worth!"
"Oh .....right" Joey blushed - I swear he fancies the girl! Ever since the movies he's been making a bigger prat ( and a bigger target for Kathy) of himself.
Kathy looked up and she noticed that Ryou was on another table with Miho. Did my Yami just grin? Ohhhhh boy....not good. She slapped her hands on the table making us have heart attacks. Oh lord help me!
"GUYS LISTEN UP!" She grabbed both Yami's and Bakura's school collars. I REALLY fell sorry for those two, if it isn't Kanika using them as rag dolls it Kathy, and Vice-versa.
"You mess this up and I'll be giving you two a one-way ticket to the shadow realm!" she growled & shunted them away from her as she got us to huddle into a circle before continuing.
"Ok, I've noticed that Mr Sensitive over there has done nothing but followed us and today when they announced that my poor excuse for a Hikari was gonna 'hook-up' with slappy made me realise something - he's jealous" she sat back and folded her arms before glaring at Bakura because he got a nosebleed. He got a full view of her breasts.
"Don't-make-me-hurt-you" she said, gritting her teeth.
"You've got to be Kidding me Kathy, Ryou? Jealous? That's not like him" I heard Yugi doubting.
"Well, it could explain a lot of things like why he's acting more territorial than gentlemen like" Kurai chimed in.
"I could just pick his brains to see what he's thi-"
"Don't be stupid Malik! Your better off mind-reading a sponge!" Kathy hissed, making him feel 1cm small.
"We'll just have to see what happened tomorrow k?" DMG stated.
Yeah, we'll just have to see what tomorrow brings - whether I like it or not.
A/N:-
Kathy: OH YEAH! It's soooooooooooooooooooooooo Obvious!
Katy: what is?
Kathy: *pans her* nothing, wait grasshopper
Katy: @_@ ouuuuuu....R+R plz