After talking with Rogue in the forest, Kurt decided that enough was enough
and he got Logan and Bobby to help him plan a little intervention for Remy.
Needless to say, Remy was in trouble. ***
Remy came stumbling into the mansion on the night Kurt planned the intervention, actual dark rings under his eyes that were glazed with alcohol. Muttering softly to himself, he tried to head up the stairs but he stumbled and fell on his butt, swearing softly.
"Have a nice trip there, Gumbo?" Looking up, Remy was suddenly doused with ice-cold water.
"AH! Damn man!" Remy looked angrily at Bobby and he narrowed his eyes a bit. "Why the hell did you do that for?"
"Because you're a goddamn drunk, Remy Lebeau." Bobby spat, placing the bucket down at his feet. "We needed you semi-awake to hear us out!" Struggling to get up, Remy swayed a bit, looking from Logan to Bobby.
"What do you mean? I'm not a drunk goddamn it! I just drank a little bit extra tonight." He said, using his thumb and pointer to show how little it was. Snorting, Logan grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and started to drag him outside.
"Come on, Gumbo. You smell like a goddamn liquor store!" he growled. "And you act like a back alley covered with filth too!"
"Aw let me go!" Remy growled, pulling back. Snarling, Logan pulled him forward and shoved him down the small stone steps onto the wet grass.
"What's the problem with you guys!" he demanded, struggling to sit up. A foot pressed down on his chest, keeping him on his back on the wet grass. Kurt snarled down at Remy, his tail swishing back and forth rapidly.
"You are a disgrace, Remy!" he hissed, narrowing his eyes.
"Kurt told me what you said, Gumbo! It made Rogue cry." Logan said.
"And I saw you walking to the gates of the mansion with some bitch tonight." Bobby added. "You gave her money and then she walked off while you headed for the mansion!"
"It really upsets us when we see one of our teammates hurt by another member, Remy." Kurt said. "But it hurts me more when that person is my sister and the one hurting her is supposed to be her boyfriend!"
"Then why don't you yell at her for dumping me in that ice cold place like that?!" Remy challenged.
"Don't try to hide behind that thing again, Remy!" Logan warned. "I'm sick and tired of hearing you use that as if it was an excuse for why you're such a dick to Rogue! It's over, Remy! Even Warren said he was sorry! End it!"
"Easy for you..." Remy snorted, looking away.
"Remy, why are you hurting Rogue the way you are?" Kurt asked. "Is it just because of Antarctica? Is it something else? Tell us so that we can better understand the situation!"
"You've all ready condemned me. Why bother?" Remy said. Sighing softly, Kurt crouched down in front of him.
"We have not condemned you, Remy." He said. "Have we?"
"Of course not." Logan said. "But we have to understand the situation before we can diagnose the cure."
"Diagnose the cure? Goddamn, Logan! That was so corny." Bobby laughed, shaking his head. Logan's hand moved swiftly, smacking him upside the head.
"We're trying to be serious, Popsicle." He growled. Kurt ignored them, keeping his eyes on Remy.
"Are you going to tell us what the problem is?" he asked.
"There's too much distance, Kurt." Remy said. "I told you that when I ask if she wants to go out, she says she doesn't! When she does, she wears clothes that make it impossible to even see her face! How can you expect me to deal with that?
"I try really hard to be nice to her, Kurt. I really do, but it always blows up in my face! I give her flowers; they're in the garbage the next day. I give her candy; she's on a diet! I don't know what to do anymore and with you guys jumping down my throat, it makes things even harder to handle!
"Then there's goddamn Antarctica! She said that she loved me no matter what, Kurt! She left me there to die just after saying that to my face! Yet when I come back, everyone wants ME to forgive and forget when there are those who still hate me for what happened!"
"She really does loves you, Remy." Kurt said. "Mein Gott, I keep saying this to both of you! You love her, ja?"
"Yeah."
"Tell her! Let her know so that this thing ends! Tell her in a nice way! Sober up, buy candy, buy flowers, and I will buy jewelry for you to give to her!" Kurt said. He turned to Bobby and Logan, his hands on his hips. "Don't you two agree?" he asked them.
"We'll help you set something real nice for Rogue, Remy." Bobby said.
"Yeah, Gumbo." Logan agreed. "You can trust us to hook you up again with Rogue!"
"Ja, but first...Bobby, would you do the honors?" Kurt asked. Before Remy could react, Bobby iced up some more water and doused him with it.
Needless to say, Remy was in trouble. ***
Remy came stumbling into the mansion on the night Kurt planned the intervention, actual dark rings under his eyes that were glazed with alcohol. Muttering softly to himself, he tried to head up the stairs but he stumbled and fell on his butt, swearing softly.
"Have a nice trip there, Gumbo?" Looking up, Remy was suddenly doused with ice-cold water.
"AH! Damn man!" Remy looked angrily at Bobby and he narrowed his eyes a bit. "Why the hell did you do that for?"
"Because you're a goddamn drunk, Remy Lebeau." Bobby spat, placing the bucket down at his feet. "We needed you semi-awake to hear us out!" Struggling to get up, Remy swayed a bit, looking from Logan to Bobby.
"What do you mean? I'm not a drunk goddamn it! I just drank a little bit extra tonight." He said, using his thumb and pointer to show how little it was. Snorting, Logan grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and started to drag him outside.
"Come on, Gumbo. You smell like a goddamn liquor store!" he growled. "And you act like a back alley covered with filth too!"
"Aw let me go!" Remy growled, pulling back. Snarling, Logan pulled him forward and shoved him down the small stone steps onto the wet grass.
"What's the problem with you guys!" he demanded, struggling to sit up. A foot pressed down on his chest, keeping him on his back on the wet grass. Kurt snarled down at Remy, his tail swishing back and forth rapidly.
"You are a disgrace, Remy!" he hissed, narrowing his eyes.
"Kurt told me what you said, Gumbo! It made Rogue cry." Logan said.
"And I saw you walking to the gates of the mansion with some bitch tonight." Bobby added. "You gave her money and then she walked off while you headed for the mansion!"
"It really upsets us when we see one of our teammates hurt by another member, Remy." Kurt said. "But it hurts me more when that person is my sister and the one hurting her is supposed to be her boyfriend!"
"Then why don't you yell at her for dumping me in that ice cold place like that?!" Remy challenged.
"Don't try to hide behind that thing again, Remy!" Logan warned. "I'm sick and tired of hearing you use that as if it was an excuse for why you're such a dick to Rogue! It's over, Remy! Even Warren said he was sorry! End it!"
"Easy for you..." Remy snorted, looking away.
"Remy, why are you hurting Rogue the way you are?" Kurt asked. "Is it just because of Antarctica? Is it something else? Tell us so that we can better understand the situation!"
"You've all ready condemned me. Why bother?" Remy said. Sighing softly, Kurt crouched down in front of him.
"We have not condemned you, Remy." He said. "Have we?"
"Of course not." Logan said. "But we have to understand the situation before we can diagnose the cure."
"Diagnose the cure? Goddamn, Logan! That was so corny." Bobby laughed, shaking his head. Logan's hand moved swiftly, smacking him upside the head.
"We're trying to be serious, Popsicle." He growled. Kurt ignored them, keeping his eyes on Remy.
"Are you going to tell us what the problem is?" he asked.
"There's too much distance, Kurt." Remy said. "I told you that when I ask if she wants to go out, she says she doesn't! When she does, she wears clothes that make it impossible to even see her face! How can you expect me to deal with that?
"I try really hard to be nice to her, Kurt. I really do, but it always blows up in my face! I give her flowers; they're in the garbage the next day. I give her candy; she's on a diet! I don't know what to do anymore and with you guys jumping down my throat, it makes things even harder to handle!
"Then there's goddamn Antarctica! She said that she loved me no matter what, Kurt! She left me there to die just after saying that to my face! Yet when I come back, everyone wants ME to forgive and forget when there are those who still hate me for what happened!"
"She really does loves you, Remy." Kurt said. "Mein Gott, I keep saying this to both of you! You love her, ja?"
"Yeah."
"Tell her! Let her know so that this thing ends! Tell her in a nice way! Sober up, buy candy, buy flowers, and I will buy jewelry for you to give to her!" Kurt said. He turned to Bobby and Logan, his hands on his hips. "Don't you two agree?" he asked them.
"We'll help you set something real nice for Rogue, Remy." Bobby said.
"Yeah, Gumbo." Logan agreed. "You can trust us to hook you up again with Rogue!"
"Ja, but first...Bobby, would you do the honors?" Kurt asked. Before Remy could react, Bobby iced up some more water and doused him with it.