This is the result of someone (I can't remeber who) saying that, if the Fellowship were approahed by a random girl while they were on their Quest, they'd be more likely to shoot first and vacate the area, then welcome her into their Fellowship. Whoever you are, this ficlet is for you! *grins*
Not mine, don...well, actually, the 'Sue is (unfortunately) mine, but the Three Hunters, and Rohan aren't.
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'Sue? Meet Reality!
Mary-Sue strode bravely over the Plains of Rohan, the remnants of the Fellowship coming into her sharp, Elven sight. Singing bravely, and pulling the tattered remains of her low-cut, yet modest dress around her she made her way towards the Three Hunters.
How could they not fall in love with her? She was beautiful. Waist-length hair fell in a golden waterfall around her shoulders and amythest-silver eyes shone in her face. Her skin was creamy, her lips were full and kissable. the last thig she saw was an arrow headed dirctly for her face, and somewhere the Authoress laughed.
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Not mine, don...well, actually, the 'Sue is (unfortunately) mine, but the Three Hunters, and Rohan aren't.
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'Sue? Meet Reality!
Mary-Sue strode bravely over the Plains of Rohan, the remnants of the Fellowship coming into her sharp, Elven sight. Singing bravely, and pulling the tattered remains of her low-cut, yet modest dress around her she made her way towards the Three Hunters.
How could they not fall in love with her? She was beautiful. Waist-length hair fell in a golden waterfall around her shoulders and amythest-silver eyes shone in her face. Her skin was creamy, her lips were full and kissable. the last thig she saw was an arrow headed dirctly for her face, and somewhere the Authoress laughed.
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