that day we bought a compouter and she went to a yo' momma site! i was hearing them all day. "yo momma's so-" alex was inturupted, "HOW MANY TIMES D OI HAVE OT TELL YOU? I ALREADY HEARD THAT ONE!!!!!" i yell finally. she said, "i think i'll enter myself on a tv comedy show and i'll be rich then i can buy bull dogs to tear you up with!" "you couldn't make them laugh if you were the only comedian on earth!" i complained. just then we heard a rattling noise in the basement. "what's that?" i ask. THE EVIL FLYING MONKEYS! (music from super beast on http://www.stickdeath.com/ starts playing du du u DU DU DU DU du DU DU DU DU) ahh! "save me oh mighty brave warrior!" she begged. OUCH! WHO THREW THAT?! i rolled over and got my 3030 and it was all good... until we discovered they had tanks! oh no... evil flying mokneys in tanks... how will we defeat them? "NOT TO FEAR!" i yelled bravely. THROW YOUR SHOE AGAIN AND I'LL... oh nvm... there was about 100 of them, each with their own bazooka and a tank, just starring at me! ahh! mommy! "this won't do..." i said and i put my gun back and i got my 40' riffle cannons. "DIE EVIL MONKEYS!" i yelled...