Disclaimer: I don't own the characters……….the characters own me.
A/N: This is my first attempt as a humor fic. Uhm…….this is a warped fic about me and my friend Dannielle sooooo it should be pretty interesting seeing as we have an equally warped sense of humor……….O_o
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Chapter One
"Just because it's your birthday Dannielle doesn't mean you can hog the bathroom all day! C'mon or we'll miss the movie!"
"GAH! Oh no!"
The bathroom door flew open and a girl with short dark brown hair stepped out. She was dressed in khaki pants, a black shirt with "Kiss me I'm a pirate" on it and a red bandanna.
"You still don't look eighteen."
"Shut up Bekah……….your just jealous because you won't be eighteen for five more months"
Bekah shot her a glare and rushed out the door of their two story apartment. She was wearing similar clothes: blue jeans, a black Will Turner shirt and her long auburn hair was tied up in a raggedy blue ribbon.
"At least I have a car" Bekah mumbled and both girls stepped into the vehicle.
Bekah's birthday present had been going to see the movie Pirates of the Caribbean for the 20th time. Literally. Dannielle popped in her POTC soundtrack and cranked the volume up high. Over the loud din of the music both girls clearly heard a loud clap of thunder.
"Bwah hahahahaha RAIN!" Bekah tended to get a tad insane when doing anything POTC related. Rain was her favorite weather and mixing an insane POTC fan girl with rain could sometimes be scary…..
"Chill Bekah it's not raining…………yet"
As Dannielle spoke the last word, the heavens let loose. Rain soaked the roads, making driving a perilous job. Bekah giggled and turned the music up louder. The twisting roads got more slippery as the minutes wore on. Suddenly, the tiny car hit a pothole and swerved off the road. The girls screamed and squeezed their eyes shut as the car plummeted down the side of a steep hill. It landed upside down and a deafening silence swept around the car. The rain ceased almost immediately.
"Dannielle, are you dead yet?"
"Yeah." They both crawled out of the car, relatively unhurt, only to realize there was no car to crawl out OF. Dannielle looked up.
"Holy………….Shit" Bekah looked up to see what Danielle was cursing about and her eyes widened.
"I don't think were in Kansas anymore…….."
Dannielle gave her a criticizing look.
"We never lived in Kansas"
"So….I've always wanted to say that."
Dannielle rolled her eyes and stepped up to the source of her disbelief. Anchored to a dock was a mammoth ship with white sails and the words The Interceptor written on the side. Dannielle walked in awe to the side of the ship. Bekah followed in her wake and whispered
"I dare you to touch it"
Dannielle gave her a confused look.
"Where in the HELL did that come from?"
Bekah grinned "I dunno…………you know you want to"
Dannielle laughed crazily and ran up to the side of the ship. She started to lay a hand on the rough wooden boards when a loud yell caused her to turn around, frightened.
" NO! Don't touch it! Stop! Back away from my ship!"
Dannielle was frozen. Her mouth moved open and closed like a fish out of water. Then her mouth just STAYED open and her eyes widened.
"Dannielle, close your mouth. You look like a freak." Bekah whispered silently.
But Dannielle did EXACTLY the opposite and let out an ear-shattering scream.
"Ooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy. Or you could do THAT and scare away Mr. Sparrow before you can even TALK to him. Oh and by the WAY "MR. Sparrow………it's not YOUR ship. You commandeered it."
A very confused Jack Sparrow heard his name and said "CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow………an' how did ya know it wasn't my ship?"
With that famous statement Dannielle FINALLY passed out.
"Bout time" Bekah mumbled. She then spun around and marched up to the befuddled Jack. She narrowed her eyes and poked him in the chest. "Where is he" She said menacingly.
Jack squinted "Who?"
"The guy on my shirt smart one! The handsome, heroic, sensitive, brave guy on my shirt named WILL TURNER!"
"How in bloody 'ell should I know! I had to run ahead and make sure SHE didn't steal my ship!"
Before running off Bekah poked him in the chest once more.
"It's not YOUR ship Cap'n Sparrow…………"
And she was off to find Will. She ran stealthily through the city of Tortuga (THAT had easily been figured out) swiveling her head for any sign of her beloved Will. Then before she knew it she was crashing down on a pile of crates.
" Ow………..head……………..bang……………….crate………….ow…….."
But her pain immediately ebbed away once she heard the all too familiar male British voice answer back.
"Sorry miss…….Are you alright? Here let me -"
But he was cut short by a blood-curling scream and the crash of more crates, as Bekah passed out and managed to fall on top of them again. Will raised his eyebrows, picked her up in his arms and went off to find jack.
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Yeah. That was fun. Read and Review peepstles! Please…….I'll be happy, and when I'm happy I get hyper and when I'm hyper I write more chapters! Therefore, R+R= LONGER chapters. Man, I need to work on making my paragraphs longer. Meh……….O_o
A/N: This is my first attempt as a humor fic. Uhm…….this is a warped fic about me and my friend Dannielle sooooo it should be pretty interesting seeing as we have an equally warped sense of humor……….O_o
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Chapter One
"Just because it's your birthday Dannielle doesn't mean you can hog the bathroom all day! C'mon or we'll miss the movie!"
"GAH! Oh no!"
The bathroom door flew open and a girl with short dark brown hair stepped out. She was dressed in khaki pants, a black shirt with "Kiss me I'm a pirate" on it and a red bandanna.
"You still don't look eighteen."
"Shut up Bekah……….your just jealous because you won't be eighteen for five more months"
Bekah shot her a glare and rushed out the door of their two story apartment. She was wearing similar clothes: blue jeans, a black Will Turner shirt and her long auburn hair was tied up in a raggedy blue ribbon.
"At least I have a car" Bekah mumbled and both girls stepped into the vehicle.
Bekah's birthday present had been going to see the movie Pirates of the Caribbean for the 20th time. Literally. Dannielle popped in her POTC soundtrack and cranked the volume up high. Over the loud din of the music both girls clearly heard a loud clap of thunder.
"Bwah hahahahaha RAIN!" Bekah tended to get a tad insane when doing anything POTC related. Rain was her favorite weather and mixing an insane POTC fan girl with rain could sometimes be scary…..
"Chill Bekah it's not raining…………yet"
As Dannielle spoke the last word, the heavens let loose. Rain soaked the roads, making driving a perilous job. Bekah giggled and turned the music up louder. The twisting roads got more slippery as the minutes wore on. Suddenly, the tiny car hit a pothole and swerved off the road. The girls screamed and squeezed their eyes shut as the car plummeted down the side of a steep hill. It landed upside down and a deafening silence swept around the car. The rain ceased almost immediately.
"Dannielle, are you dead yet?"
"Yeah." They both crawled out of the car, relatively unhurt, only to realize there was no car to crawl out OF. Dannielle looked up.
"Holy………….Shit" Bekah looked up to see what Danielle was cursing about and her eyes widened.
"I don't think were in Kansas anymore…….."
Dannielle gave her a criticizing look.
"We never lived in Kansas"
"So….I've always wanted to say that."
Dannielle rolled her eyes and stepped up to the source of her disbelief. Anchored to a dock was a mammoth ship with white sails and the words The Interceptor written on the side. Dannielle walked in awe to the side of the ship. Bekah followed in her wake and whispered
"I dare you to touch it"
Dannielle gave her a confused look.
"Where in the HELL did that come from?"
Bekah grinned "I dunno…………you know you want to"
Dannielle laughed crazily and ran up to the side of the ship. She started to lay a hand on the rough wooden boards when a loud yell caused her to turn around, frightened.
" NO! Don't touch it! Stop! Back away from my ship!"
Dannielle was frozen. Her mouth moved open and closed like a fish out of water. Then her mouth just STAYED open and her eyes widened.
"Dannielle, close your mouth. You look like a freak." Bekah whispered silently.
But Dannielle did EXACTLY the opposite and let out an ear-shattering scream.
"Ooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy. Or you could do THAT and scare away Mr. Sparrow before you can even TALK to him. Oh and by the WAY "MR. Sparrow………it's not YOUR ship. You commandeered it."
A very confused Jack Sparrow heard his name and said "CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow………an' how did ya know it wasn't my ship?"
With that famous statement Dannielle FINALLY passed out.
"Bout time" Bekah mumbled. She then spun around and marched up to the befuddled Jack. She narrowed her eyes and poked him in the chest. "Where is he" She said menacingly.
Jack squinted "Who?"
"The guy on my shirt smart one! The handsome, heroic, sensitive, brave guy on my shirt named WILL TURNER!"
"How in bloody 'ell should I know! I had to run ahead and make sure SHE didn't steal my ship!"
Before running off Bekah poked him in the chest once more.
"It's not YOUR ship Cap'n Sparrow…………"
And she was off to find Will. She ran stealthily through the city of Tortuga (THAT had easily been figured out) swiveling her head for any sign of her beloved Will. Then before she knew it she was crashing down on a pile of crates.
" Ow………..head……………..bang……………….crate………….ow…….."
But her pain immediately ebbed away once she heard the all too familiar male British voice answer back.
"Sorry miss…….Are you alright? Here let me -"
But he was cut short by a blood-curling scream and the crash of more crates, as Bekah passed out and managed to fall on top of them again. Will raised his eyebrows, picked her up in his arms and went off to find jack.
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Yeah. That was fun. Read and Review peepstles! Please…….I'll be happy, and when I'm happy I get hyper and when I'm hyper I write more chapters! Therefore, R+R= LONGER chapters. Man, I need to work on making my paragraphs longer. Meh……….O_o