BWAH HAHAHAHAHA! I GOT 4 REVIEWS FOR THE FIRST CHAPTER! WOOT!
I feel so special!
Tsukasa-Kun, Sorry but Jack is Dannielle's ^_______^ Lol Just Kidding............thanks for the review and YEAH it did make me hyper!
jack_sparrows_fiance, Yeah! This chapter is WAYYYYYYYYY funnier ^_^
Orlandopsycho010, yay for short paragraphs!
Gijaharia, OrliB fangirls for LIFE!!!!!!!! Woot!
Disclaimer: I don't own POTC, Dreamstrifers line about "That Shirt is Brilliant" or Elizabitch, and THANK GOD I don't own the STUPID BLASTED song "My heart Will Go On..." Strangely enough though, as much as I hate it, I can play it on the piano.....Oh yeah and I don't own Harry Potter either. I think that's it. Or Lord of the Rings. And yeah this disclaimer has a point because all that stuff is in my story.
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Will carried Bekah back to The Interceptor where he found Jack standing over Dannielle.
"Her shirt is BRILLIANT" Jack said with a grin. He glanced up and saw Bekah in Will's arms.
"You just HAD to bring her back here, didn't you" he mumbled.
"She crashed into me! What else was I supposed to do? Leave her there?"
"Yeah......" Jack said.
Will scoffed. "Lets just put them in your cabin for a while, alright? Besides, we have to go meet your "able-bodied crew"
"Have it your way then....." Jack leaned down and swung Dannielle over his shoulder.
Will rolled his eyes. "Think you could be a bit nicer there?"
"I'm a pirate. Nice is not my job. Savvy?"
They made there way to the captain's cabin and set the girls on the bed. Then they left to go see Mr. Gibbs and the "able-bodied crew", but not before Jack locked the door on his way out.
Some odd minutes later Dannielle woke up.
"Ohh, head.......Bekah I had the freaking weirdest dream that me and you got transported to.............."
But she finally looked up and realized it was not a dream and that actually HAD been transported to Tortuga. She nearly passed out from shock again.
"Bekah wake up!" She said, noticing her friend still passed out on the bed. When she got no answer, she proceeded to slap her on the face. And when THAT didn't work.............Dannielle grinned maniacally at her last resort. She got up, stood by the door and shouted
"BEKAH! WILL JUST GOT SHOT! HE NEEDS YOU! HE'S DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bekah jolted up and screamed,
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" In a voice that sounded FREAKISHLY similar to Frodo's voice in Lord of the Rings when Gandalf falls into the abyss.
"Chill Bekah. It was just a joke."
But Bekah had already started hyperventilating at the thought of Will Turner dying.
"Oh god...........here we go again." Dannielle sighed.
Bekah glared at her and attempted to slap her but Dannielle just ducked. Bekah rolled her eyes and looked around.
"Wow......we really ARE in flippin' Tortuga, on the flippin' Interceptor!" She let out a very fan-girlish squeal. "How in the hell did this happen!?!?"
"I dunno, but I'm not complaining. Now, get off your lazy arse and c'mon! We hafta find Jack!"
"And Will! You cant forget him!" Bekah shouted defiantly.
Dannielle rolled her eyes "AND Will" and she stepped over to the door.
Dannielle pushed on it and growled when she discovered it was locked. Bekah sighed and tapped her foot impatiently.
"Oh, move over! Lemme do it"
She stepped in front of the door and raised her arms.
"ALOHAMORA!" She shouted. Nothing happened. She stood in front of the still locked door blinking. Dannielle gave her a look that plainly said "being around you is making me lose brain cells".
"Bekah......" She said slowly as if talking to a 3 year old. "Wrong movie, see THIS" and she waved her arms around. "Is NOT Harry Potter, Its Pirates of the Caribbean....and YOU" She pointed at Bekah. "Are Bekah Nunn, NOT Hermione Granger!"
Bekah blinked at her some more.
"Yeah..........so......." She mumbled.
Dannielle threw her hands up in exasperation and threw her shoulder against the door. It banged open and sunlight flooded into the tiny cabin space. Bekah shrank to the floor.
"AHHHHHH!!!! I'VE BEEN BLINDED!"
"Get up......" Dannielle remarked as she walked past her and out the door.
Bekah stood up and walked next to Dannielle who was standing by the bow of the ship.
They both squinted there eyes looking for any sign of Jack and Will.
"I hope were not to late.........man, I wanna see Jack get slapped!" Bekah giggled.
They walked onto the dock, and in plain sight right in front of them stood the crew being interrogated by Jack.
"OOOO! Goody we get to see the Cotton's parrot part too!" Bekah raced into earshot in time to hear Mr. Gibbs voice........
"He's a mute, Sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out. So he trained the parrot to talk for him........no ones yet figured how...."
Jack and Will exchanged a glance and Jack stepped up to the parrot.
"Mr. Cotton's.....parrot," he said uneasily "...Same question..."
The parrot squawked and shouted
"Wind in your sails! Wind in your sails!"
Mr. Gibbs stepped forward.
"Mostly we fig'ure that means yes...."
Jack narrowed his eyes and said "Of course it does!" He turned around to face Will "Satisfied?"
Bekah couldn't resist any longer......she crept up behind Will and said the next line in perfect unison with him.
"Well, you've proved their mad!" Which was then followed by a fit of giggles by Bekah.
Jack rolled his eyes and whispered "Not her again..........."
But then a female voice rang out and Jack cringed.
"An' what's the benefit for us?"
Jack sighed and walked up to the source of the voice. He lifted the edge of a giant hat.
"Annamaria" He said which was followed by a loud smack.
Will and Bekah both raised their eyebrows and said
"I suppose you didn't deserve THAT one either?"
Jack looked at Bekah "Stop doing that! And no Will.....THAT one I deserved........"
Annamaria glared at him.
"You stole my boat!"
Jack was going to try to talk his way out of this one.
"Actually.....," Then another slap from Annamaria. "BORROWED.......borrowed without permission....but with every intention of bringing it back!"
Annamaria glared more. "But you didn't!"
"You'll get another one!"
Annamaria pointed at him. "I will" She said menacingly.
Then Will and Bekah interjected. "A better one!"
Jack followed suit "A better one!" He repeated.
And again Will and Bekah said "That one"
"What one?" Jack questioned and Will and Bekah both nodded in the direction of The Interceptor.
"That one?!?!?!" Jack said surprised. Then he realized he would never win with Annamaria so he said.
"Aye. That one......What say you?"
Annamaria considered it for a while then shouted "AYE!"
Which the rest of the crew soon repeated. Cotton's parrot squawked "Anchors Away!" and Annamaria grabbed her hat back and shoved it on her head. Dannielle walked up and started laughing because of Bekah, and Jack and Will turned and stared exquisitely at the both of them. Will spoke first.
"Alright. First things first. HOW did you know I was going to say those things, WHAT are your names and WHY is my face on your shirt."
"Oooookaaaayyy. I'm Bekah and that's Dannielle. That was the easy part. Now Dannielle will come up here and explain the rest."
Dannielle stepped hesitantly forward "Ok, see......were like from the year 2004 and you all aren't spose to be real because you are supposed to be pretend characters in a movie."
All they got were two very confused looks from Jack and Will so for the next hour they proceeded to explain everything and eventually got Jack to believe them. Will, however, was still rather skeptical. Jack looked up at him.
"Well, mate, it explains the shirt...."
Will just rolled his eyes and walked away.
Jack stared after him then turned to the girls and said "Ah, don' worry bout him. He'll believe ya soon enough....."
Jack then turned around and seemed like he was about to say something but Dannielle noticed that Bekah's eyes had just gotten VERY wide and were watering quite fast.
She turned and hurried inside The Interceptor. Dannielle just shrugged and Jack laughed.
"So, love, you comin' with me to the pub for a drink?"
Dannielle grinned wildly "Okay, lead the way captain!"
They were about to head off but Gibbs pulled Jack off to the side for a moment.
"You can't be plannin' to bring 3 women on board do ya mate? Its frightful bad luck to have just one?!?!"
Jack grinned. "I think it would be far worse NOT to have them" And he and Dannielle headed off to the pub.
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The rest of the crew had left to go get drinks and what-not, therefore the ship was empty save for Will and Bekah.
The reason for Bekah's outburst was easily figured out if you paid attention. It could actually be easily explained with one word. Reality. Bekah had just been struck with the whole reason they were ON this journey anyway. Elizabeth. Who had "captured" Will's heart at the age of, what, 10!?!? Bekah didn't have a chance, there was NO way that Will could drop 8 years of loving someone like that....
Bekah stormed through the ships corridors muttering angry phrases to herself and kicking holes in the walls.
"Stupid Elizabitch! She hasta go and fucking steal him from me and EVERYONE can tell I'm much prettier, and smarter, and less prissy, and I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, and DAMMIT! AT LEAST I LIKE THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!"
Bekah said the whole sentence in one breath. She slumped down on the floor and let out an exasperated sigh. Dannielle would most likely get who she wanted. Now, was a REALLY great time for reality to hit her. Bekah started banging her head on the wall behind her..............repetitively.
Bang! "Ow...." Bang! "Ow...." Bang! "Ow...." Bang! "Ow....."
"Uhm....Bekah......What are you doing?"
Bekah looked up and saw Will staring at her with his eyebrows raised. Being reminded of how all she would ever get from him was unrequited love she resumed her head banging on the wall.
"Mr. Turner............I am wallowing in my misery....."
He just stared more then said "Well, don't hit your head on the wall......you'll get a headache...here," He reached out a hand which she gladly took.
"Yeah, thanks. Okay well I'm going to go wallow in my misery somewhere else now.........see ya"
She turned around and grudgingly walked down the hallway to the deck of the ship. The sun was setting and Bekah liked to watch sunsets.
Will watched her retreating back as she walked away.
"She's an interesting one, she is..." He grinned and walked away.
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Night fell, and night in Tortuga could be scary. Jack and Dannielle were inside a pub drinking rum by the barrels. Dannielle was QUITE drunk by now and Jack was doing all he could to keep her under control, but he was well on his way to being drunk as well, so it wasn't exactly working.
"Hey Cap'n.......y'now, where I cum frum....ya hafta be 21 ta drink anythang with alch......alchy....uhm, alchywazzit...."
Jack helped Dannielle out a bit.
"Alcohol?"
She giggled. "Yeah! Thasit!" So, I'm really not sposed ta be drinkin' ANY of this...." She ended her sentence with a hiccup and giggled more.
"Yeah....I can tell" Jack laughed.
Dannielle had decided that just sitting there was not fun enough. So she then thought of something else to do which was.......sing!
"EVERY NIGHT IN MY DREAMS
I SEE YOU! I FEEL YOU!
THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU GO ON!
FAR ACROSS THE DISTANCE
AND SPACES BETWEEEEEEEEEEEEN US!
YOU HAVE COME TO SHOW YOU GO ON!
NEAR, FAR -"
She then proceeded to march around the pub shouting the blasted song at the top of her lungs and VERY off key. She crashed into chairs, people, tables, and anything else that happened to get in her way. Finally, she walked right into a wall and fell back onto a chair which happened to have Jack Sparrow sitting on it. The other members of the pub, rowdy as they were, were getting annoyed by Dannielle and someone shouted out
"For God's SAKE woman! Someone shut her the 'ell up!"
Jack just happened to be the closest person to her, obviously since she was sitting on his lap. And, when your drunk, your brain doesn't exactly come up with the most logic of solutions. So, to Jack, the only solution he could think of to get Dannielle to shut up, was to kiss her. And he did just that. They sat there on the small little chair kissing like there was no tomorrow. But, everyone ignored them because Dannielle was quiet so, they didn't care. Finally Dannielle broke the kiss.
"You taste like rum Cap'n Sparrow........" She giggled. Then she yawned loudly and Jack realized how tired she must have been. So, unable to persuade her to get up otherwise, he picked her up and headed towards the ship. He hadn't given them rooms yet so he had intended to let Dannielle have the bed and let himself have the floor. He laid her down, but in his drunken state, fatigue swept over him and (ignoring Dannielle) he fell onto the bed and quickly fell asleep.
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Ok, that was interesting...............hmmmmm well you know the drill ^_^ R+R
Strangely enough.............I DO hyperventilate like that..............a lot actually...........Don't worry! Chapter three is four pages in the works! My goal is 10 reviews then I'll post that one ^_______________^x Which could take me a few days to finish but it'll be on here before ya know it! And how much do you wanna bet that all the people who read this will try to say that one line in one breath................
~Pirate Wench~
I feel so special!
Tsukasa-Kun, Sorry but Jack is Dannielle's ^_______^ Lol Just Kidding............thanks for the review and YEAH it did make me hyper!
jack_sparrows_fiance, Yeah! This chapter is WAYYYYYYYYY funnier ^_^
Orlandopsycho010, yay for short paragraphs!
Gijaharia, OrliB fangirls for LIFE!!!!!!!! Woot!
Disclaimer: I don't own POTC, Dreamstrifers line about "That Shirt is Brilliant" or Elizabitch, and THANK GOD I don't own the STUPID BLASTED song "My heart Will Go On..." Strangely enough though, as much as I hate it, I can play it on the piano.....Oh yeah and I don't own Harry Potter either. I think that's it. Or Lord of the Rings. And yeah this disclaimer has a point because all that stuff is in my story.
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Will carried Bekah back to The Interceptor where he found Jack standing over Dannielle.
"Her shirt is BRILLIANT" Jack said with a grin. He glanced up and saw Bekah in Will's arms.
"You just HAD to bring her back here, didn't you" he mumbled.
"She crashed into me! What else was I supposed to do? Leave her there?"
"Yeah......" Jack said.
Will scoffed. "Lets just put them in your cabin for a while, alright? Besides, we have to go meet your "able-bodied crew"
"Have it your way then....." Jack leaned down and swung Dannielle over his shoulder.
Will rolled his eyes. "Think you could be a bit nicer there?"
"I'm a pirate. Nice is not my job. Savvy?"
They made there way to the captain's cabin and set the girls on the bed. Then they left to go see Mr. Gibbs and the "able-bodied crew", but not before Jack locked the door on his way out.
Some odd minutes later Dannielle woke up.
"Ohh, head.......Bekah I had the freaking weirdest dream that me and you got transported to.............."
But she finally looked up and realized it was not a dream and that actually HAD been transported to Tortuga. She nearly passed out from shock again.
"Bekah wake up!" She said, noticing her friend still passed out on the bed. When she got no answer, she proceeded to slap her on the face. And when THAT didn't work.............Dannielle grinned maniacally at her last resort. She got up, stood by the door and shouted
"BEKAH! WILL JUST GOT SHOT! HE NEEDS YOU! HE'S DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bekah jolted up and screamed,
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" In a voice that sounded FREAKISHLY similar to Frodo's voice in Lord of the Rings when Gandalf falls into the abyss.
"Chill Bekah. It was just a joke."
But Bekah had already started hyperventilating at the thought of Will Turner dying.
"Oh god...........here we go again." Dannielle sighed.
Bekah glared at her and attempted to slap her but Dannielle just ducked. Bekah rolled her eyes and looked around.
"Wow......we really ARE in flippin' Tortuga, on the flippin' Interceptor!" She let out a very fan-girlish squeal. "How in the hell did this happen!?!?"
"I dunno, but I'm not complaining. Now, get off your lazy arse and c'mon! We hafta find Jack!"
"And Will! You cant forget him!" Bekah shouted defiantly.
Dannielle rolled her eyes "AND Will" and she stepped over to the door.
Dannielle pushed on it and growled when she discovered it was locked. Bekah sighed and tapped her foot impatiently.
"Oh, move over! Lemme do it"
She stepped in front of the door and raised her arms.
"ALOHAMORA!" She shouted. Nothing happened. She stood in front of the still locked door blinking. Dannielle gave her a look that plainly said "being around you is making me lose brain cells".
"Bekah......" She said slowly as if talking to a 3 year old. "Wrong movie, see THIS" and she waved her arms around. "Is NOT Harry Potter, Its Pirates of the Caribbean....and YOU" She pointed at Bekah. "Are Bekah Nunn, NOT Hermione Granger!"
Bekah blinked at her some more.
"Yeah..........so......." She mumbled.
Dannielle threw her hands up in exasperation and threw her shoulder against the door. It banged open and sunlight flooded into the tiny cabin space. Bekah shrank to the floor.
"AHHHHHH!!!! I'VE BEEN BLINDED!"
"Get up......" Dannielle remarked as she walked past her and out the door.
Bekah stood up and walked next to Dannielle who was standing by the bow of the ship.
They both squinted there eyes looking for any sign of Jack and Will.
"I hope were not to late.........man, I wanna see Jack get slapped!" Bekah giggled.
They walked onto the dock, and in plain sight right in front of them stood the crew being interrogated by Jack.
"OOOO! Goody we get to see the Cotton's parrot part too!" Bekah raced into earshot in time to hear Mr. Gibbs voice........
"He's a mute, Sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out. So he trained the parrot to talk for him........no ones yet figured how...."
Jack and Will exchanged a glance and Jack stepped up to the parrot.
"Mr. Cotton's.....parrot," he said uneasily "...Same question..."
The parrot squawked and shouted
"Wind in your sails! Wind in your sails!"
Mr. Gibbs stepped forward.
"Mostly we fig'ure that means yes...."
Jack narrowed his eyes and said "Of course it does!" He turned around to face Will "Satisfied?"
Bekah couldn't resist any longer......she crept up behind Will and said the next line in perfect unison with him.
"Well, you've proved their mad!" Which was then followed by a fit of giggles by Bekah.
Jack rolled his eyes and whispered "Not her again..........."
But then a female voice rang out and Jack cringed.
"An' what's the benefit for us?"
Jack sighed and walked up to the source of the voice. He lifted the edge of a giant hat.
"Annamaria" He said which was followed by a loud smack.
Will and Bekah both raised their eyebrows and said
"I suppose you didn't deserve THAT one either?"
Jack looked at Bekah "Stop doing that! And no Will.....THAT one I deserved........"
Annamaria glared at him.
"You stole my boat!"
Jack was going to try to talk his way out of this one.
"Actually.....," Then another slap from Annamaria. "BORROWED.......borrowed without permission....but with every intention of bringing it back!"
Annamaria glared more. "But you didn't!"
"You'll get another one!"
Annamaria pointed at him. "I will" She said menacingly.
Then Will and Bekah interjected. "A better one!"
Jack followed suit "A better one!" He repeated.
And again Will and Bekah said "That one"
"What one?" Jack questioned and Will and Bekah both nodded in the direction of The Interceptor.
"That one?!?!?!" Jack said surprised. Then he realized he would never win with Annamaria so he said.
"Aye. That one......What say you?"
Annamaria considered it for a while then shouted "AYE!"
Which the rest of the crew soon repeated. Cotton's parrot squawked "Anchors Away!" and Annamaria grabbed her hat back and shoved it on her head. Dannielle walked up and started laughing because of Bekah, and Jack and Will turned and stared exquisitely at the both of them. Will spoke first.
"Alright. First things first. HOW did you know I was going to say those things, WHAT are your names and WHY is my face on your shirt."
"Oooookaaaayyy. I'm Bekah and that's Dannielle. That was the easy part. Now Dannielle will come up here and explain the rest."
Dannielle stepped hesitantly forward "Ok, see......were like from the year 2004 and you all aren't spose to be real because you are supposed to be pretend characters in a movie."
All they got were two very confused looks from Jack and Will so for the next hour they proceeded to explain everything and eventually got Jack to believe them. Will, however, was still rather skeptical. Jack looked up at him.
"Well, mate, it explains the shirt...."
Will just rolled his eyes and walked away.
Jack stared after him then turned to the girls and said "Ah, don' worry bout him. He'll believe ya soon enough....."
Jack then turned around and seemed like he was about to say something but Dannielle noticed that Bekah's eyes had just gotten VERY wide and were watering quite fast.
She turned and hurried inside The Interceptor. Dannielle just shrugged and Jack laughed.
"So, love, you comin' with me to the pub for a drink?"
Dannielle grinned wildly "Okay, lead the way captain!"
They were about to head off but Gibbs pulled Jack off to the side for a moment.
"You can't be plannin' to bring 3 women on board do ya mate? Its frightful bad luck to have just one?!?!"
Jack grinned. "I think it would be far worse NOT to have them" And he and Dannielle headed off to the pub.
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The rest of the crew had left to go get drinks and what-not, therefore the ship was empty save for Will and Bekah.
The reason for Bekah's outburst was easily figured out if you paid attention. It could actually be easily explained with one word. Reality. Bekah had just been struck with the whole reason they were ON this journey anyway. Elizabeth. Who had "captured" Will's heart at the age of, what, 10!?!? Bekah didn't have a chance, there was NO way that Will could drop 8 years of loving someone like that....
Bekah stormed through the ships corridors muttering angry phrases to herself and kicking holes in the walls.
"Stupid Elizabitch! She hasta go and fucking steal him from me and EVERYONE can tell I'm much prettier, and smarter, and less prissy, and I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, and DAMMIT! AT LEAST I LIKE THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!"
Bekah said the whole sentence in one breath. She slumped down on the floor and let out an exasperated sigh. Dannielle would most likely get who she wanted. Now, was a REALLY great time for reality to hit her. Bekah started banging her head on the wall behind her..............repetitively.
Bang! "Ow...." Bang! "Ow...." Bang! "Ow...." Bang! "Ow....."
"Uhm....Bekah......What are you doing?"
Bekah looked up and saw Will staring at her with his eyebrows raised. Being reminded of how all she would ever get from him was unrequited love she resumed her head banging on the wall.
"Mr. Turner............I am wallowing in my misery....."
He just stared more then said "Well, don't hit your head on the wall......you'll get a headache...here," He reached out a hand which she gladly took.
"Yeah, thanks. Okay well I'm going to go wallow in my misery somewhere else now.........see ya"
She turned around and grudgingly walked down the hallway to the deck of the ship. The sun was setting and Bekah liked to watch sunsets.
Will watched her retreating back as she walked away.
"She's an interesting one, she is..." He grinned and walked away.
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Night fell, and night in Tortuga could be scary. Jack and Dannielle were inside a pub drinking rum by the barrels. Dannielle was QUITE drunk by now and Jack was doing all he could to keep her under control, but he was well on his way to being drunk as well, so it wasn't exactly working.
"Hey Cap'n.......y'now, where I cum frum....ya hafta be 21 ta drink anythang with alch......alchy....uhm, alchywazzit...."
Jack helped Dannielle out a bit.
"Alcohol?"
She giggled. "Yeah! Thasit!" So, I'm really not sposed ta be drinkin' ANY of this...." She ended her sentence with a hiccup and giggled more.
"Yeah....I can tell" Jack laughed.
Dannielle had decided that just sitting there was not fun enough. So she then thought of something else to do which was.......sing!
"EVERY NIGHT IN MY DREAMS
I SEE YOU! I FEEL YOU!
THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU GO ON!
FAR ACROSS THE DISTANCE
AND SPACES BETWEEEEEEEEEEEEN US!
YOU HAVE COME TO SHOW YOU GO ON!
NEAR, FAR -"
She then proceeded to march around the pub shouting the blasted song at the top of her lungs and VERY off key. She crashed into chairs, people, tables, and anything else that happened to get in her way. Finally, she walked right into a wall and fell back onto a chair which happened to have Jack Sparrow sitting on it. The other members of the pub, rowdy as they were, were getting annoyed by Dannielle and someone shouted out
"For God's SAKE woman! Someone shut her the 'ell up!"
Jack just happened to be the closest person to her, obviously since she was sitting on his lap. And, when your drunk, your brain doesn't exactly come up with the most logic of solutions. So, to Jack, the only solution he could think of to get Dannielle to shut up, was to kiss her. And he did just that. They sat there on the small little chair kissing like there was no tomorrow. But, everyone ignored them because Dannielle was quiet so, they didn't care. Finally Dannielle broke the kiss.
"You taste like rum Cap'n Sparrow........" She giggled. Then she yawned loudly and Jack realized how tired she must have been. So, unable to persuade her to get up otherwise, he picked her up and headed towards the ship. He hadn't given them rooms yet so he had intended to let Dannielle have the bed and let himself have the floor. He laid her down, but in his drunken state, fatigue swept over him and (ignoring Dannielle) he fell onto the bed and quickly fell asleep.
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Ok, that was interesting...............hmmmmm well you know the drill ^_^ R+R
Strangely enough.............I DO hyperventilate like that..............a lot actually...........Don't worry! Chapter three is four pages in the works! My goal is 10 reviews then I'll post that one ^_______________^x Which could take me a few days to finish but it'll be on here before ya know it! And how much do you wanna bet that all the people who read this will try to say that one line in one breath................
~Pirate Wench~