YuGiOh Xtreme Holidays: Chapter 1: The Christmas Game Warning: This is rated NC17, DO NOT read if you are under 17 or immature
By Shadow-of-Exodia
Author's Note: This is the first chapter of the Holiday Specials, Special Chapters of YuGiOh Xtreme will be posted on Christmas, Halloween, New Years, Valentine's Day and the 4th of July. Also, these fanfics are like the movies, so they DO NOT add up with the original story, same characters, different plots. Enjoy! And Merry Christmas!!!
PS: Forgive me for being slow.
"Christmas... BAH HUMBUG!!!", screamed the television.
"What in the hell are you watching?", asked Dark Magician Girl looking around the corner to see Kenshin and Keto watching television.
"A Christmas Carol... it's my favorite Christmas movie", said Keto paying attentions to the tv.
"I enjoy that movie a Christmas Story... so stupid yet funny...", said Kenshin looking at Keto.
"That's your opinion... I still enjoy this one..."
Dark Magician kicked back and relaxed in human form. "Dark Magician!!! I asked you to decorate the tree 2 hours ago!!!", said Dark Magician Girl with a fit. Dark Magician opened an eye to look at her.
"Alright... alright... no need to be a snob about it...", said Dark Magician Pointing his staff at the tree as it suddenly became decorated.
"Thank You...", said Dark Magician Girl. Kuriboh was in the kitchen laying on the table ready to be gutted open.
"Ok Kuriboh... try this... cherry flavored Eggnog!!!", said Suzina passing a cup of red eggnog to Kuriboh. Kuriboh yipped and yapped and ran into the other room.
"Suzina... you've been stuffing him with Christmas food non stop... cookies, brownies, gingerbread, pie, you already gave him blueberry, lemon, strawberry and even Chocolate eggnog... he can't eat a whole lot you know, he's so small...", said Dark Magician Girl looking at the sickly Kuriboh.
"Hey... where IS his stomach?", asked Suzina looking at Dark Magician Girl.
"His stomach is, uh.... well it's.....it's uh...... you know.... I have no idea...", said Dark Magician Girl folding her arms and tilting her head to the left confused.
"Well forget it then...", said Suzina covering the pot.
"What are you making?", asked Dark Magician Girl.
"Spaghetti with meat-sauce"
"Why spaghetti?"
"Cause the boys felt like it...", Suzina said with a grim response. Dark Magician Girl looked at the clock, "It's almost 6...", she said.
"Yup, 12 more hours till Christmas", said Suzina. Kenshin and Keto where listening.
"So... Christmas is tomorrow...", said Kenshin.
"Yup... you know what that means...", said Keto paying attention to the television.
"We can't be rough?", asked Kenshin.
"Nope... food poisoning from Suzina", said Keto, before he knew it, he felt a hardcovered cook smack him on the side of the head. Keto fell over.
"ARG!!!! GO... grrrr... DAMNIT!", said Keto rubbing his head.
"Hey Keto, between you and me, what did you get Suzina?", whispered Kenshin.
"Plyers to removed the dildo from her ass!!!", yelled Keto looking into the next room. Suzina sneered at him.
"I got her a few shirts that she's been meaning to buy... the kind that just scream "I'm a lesbian"", whispered Kenshin.
"I got her a palm-pilot, I'm a terrible shopper... What did you get Dark Magician Girl?", said Keto turning the channel.
"New leather gloves, the very long ones and high heeled boots since her's are small, what did you get her?", asked Kenshin. Keto smirked.
"Well I got her..... uh.... I got her....... holy fuck...", said Keto looking at Kenshin with a pale face.
"Oh hell.... you did didn't you?", said Kenshin hanging his jaw. Keto nodded his head very slowly. Keto and Kenshin ran to the door slipping on their coats.
"We're going out, pick up soda, chips, frozen foods, boxed food, he whole deal! Be back soon!", said Kenshin opening the door quickly. Dark Magician shot his head up suddenly. "Wait!!! The Porch is...", he said.
"ARG!!!!", yelled Keto and Kenshin from outside following a bang.
"Covered in ice because it's snowing...", he finished.
Dark Magician Girl put her hands on her hips, and tilted her head. Where were they going?
"Where did they go?", asked Suzina looking toward to door.
"Shopping for food... yet, I just shopped this morning...", said Dark Magician Girl looking at all the groceries still on the table. Keto and Kenshin ran like crazy down the streets to get tot the only place still open, the mall which wasn't too far away, thank god. They ran into the mall, it was over crowded.
"What would Dark Magician Girl like?", asked Kenshin trying to think.
"Shoes?", said Keto shrugging.
"Damn... you are a terrible shopper", said Kenshin. Kenshin's Millennium Pendant and Keto's Millennium gloves gave off a heartbeat-like sound that only they could hear. Keto's eye's turned into Comei's eyes as he shot his ups to his upper left where a little girl about the age of 9 was looking over the railing, suddenly, a man walks by. Kenshin and Comei kept his eye on his, while no one noticed, the man took his hand and shoved her off the railing, causing the girl to fall off the 3rd story railing. He kept walking as a woman screamed watching her girl fall.
Comei ran as fast as he could as he kneeled down like a frog and leaped high into the air almost reaching half way between the 1st and 2nd story when he caught the girl in his arms and landed on his feet unharmed. The little girl held onto Comei sobbing and crying like crazy.
"Shhhhh.... your safe now...", said Comei patting her back. The little girl looked at Comei.
"Are... are you... evil?", asked the little girl with a whispered. Comei gave a smile at her.
"Half of me anyway, other then that I'm a superhero...", he replied. The mother ran up and took the little girl into her arms.
"Oh thank god.... thank you so much sir... thank you a whole lot...", said the woman sobbing uncontrollably.
"No problem Mam...", said Comei. The woman walked away after Comei refused a reward. Comei and Kenshin shot their eyes at the man who was looking down at the action, Kenshin walked up to Comei and spoke softly.
"That was no accident... he pushed her...", said Kenshin.
"I know... Com'on, it's time we taught him what happens when you do the wrong around us...", said Comei walking up the escalator. After and hour or two, the man walked outside of the mall and finally stopped dead in his tracks in the freezing snow. "Why do you follow me?", asked the man turning to Comei and Kenshin who glared at him with the most of disrespect.
"You pushed the little girl you jack ass...", said Kenshin.
"I hope your family doesn't get that kind of treatment...", said Comei looking at him making a lousy joke, not even smiling. The man smiled.
"I don't have a family... their dead....", said the man with pleasure in his eye spelling out "Psycho". Comei's eyes widened a bit. "What happened?", asked Comei.
"Well... first... I shot my wife about 10 time in the skull after I raped her for trying to have a divorce with me, she tried to take my children, but her parents took them, So I shot them and sent both of the through a wood chipper and scattered the remains and pieces at the dump, and then I realized, if couldn't have them, no on could, so I slit their throats, but no on should die without knowing sexual pleasure first, so I raped my 14 year old daughter, and forced my 13 year old son on her... I live alone now but there's no evidence to prove it was me, I completely covered my tracks...", said the man.
"And how do you know We're not wired or no one's listening?", asked Comei grinding his teeth. "I've been hiding this little secret for weeks now, I can tell when someone's wired or listening.
"Kenshin and I could turn you in right now...", said Comei with a hateful face.
"Who would believe a bunch of kids that I can just say I never met?", said the man with a smile.
"Guess your right... but we can punish you now...", said Kenshin with a smirk.
"How? What can the little boys do? Ooooh nooooo what will happen to me?", said the man mocking them.
"You die...", said Comei with a wicked smile. The man raised his eyebrow.
"And how are you going to kill me?", asked the man.
"Through a game... a Shadow Game... as we like to call it...", said Comei raising his right finger with that wicked smile still on his face.
"What kind of game?", asked the man.
"A game that will test our spirits, the loser will Die by the opponent's choice...", said Comei. Comei immediately pointed to the roof of the mall.
"Meet us up there in 20 minutes alone... and the game will begin...", said Comei walking toward the mall with Kenshin. The man's eyes widened with excitement. {Fool... letting me murder him for free... even if i do loose what could he possibly do?}.
Twenty minutes passed and the man walked through the door too the roof where Kenshin and Comei stood on giant fans, folding there arms.
"What kept you?", said Kenshin smiling with satisfaction. Comei jumped from the fan. And walked to two giant piles of snow a fair distance.
"Take off your shirt and shoes...", said Comei taking off his shirt and shoes. The man did.
"We both lay down in a pile of snow.... we are not allowed to move once Kenshin starts the timer, when one of us moves, that person losses and dies..", said Comei jumping back into the snow folding his arms behind his head comfortably. The Man just laid in the snow, it was cold, really cold, it was fresh, especially since it was still snowing.
"Begin!", yelled Kenshin starting a stop watch. 10 minutes passed, neither did not move. Kenshin looked to the man who was grinding his teeth as he was being buried in snow, then he looked at Comei who wasn't even reacting. 20 minutes passed, the man could not take it, and yet, Comei, still wasn't moving. Then the man heard a sound, it sounded like... snoring! The Kid was asleep!!!
"Fuck this!!!", yelled the man getting up and pulling out a gun. Comei's eye's suddenly opened. He jumped up much faster. "Guess I won... time to die...", said Comei slipping his shirt back on. The man pointed the gun at Comei and fired the gun as the bullet, the bullet stopped in it's tracks as the millennium hand glowed. "Sorry but rules are rules... now... SUFFER WHAT THOSE HAVE SUFFERED THROUGH!!!", screamed Comei, The symbol of a Millennium appeared on his forehead as he waved his hand at the man. Suddenly, the man saw nothing but black, as ghosts of his wife and family came at him with butcher knives.
"WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? Is this a Trick!?!?!?", screamed the man. The Wife and Children lifted the butcher knives and screams a horrifying scream as they continuously stabbed the man, over and over. Blood was gushing everywhere, enough for a flood. Comei blurred in from the darkness with the most wicked of smiles.
"You lost the game so now you'll play the penalty game...", said Comei. Comei lifted his hand and waved it as if saying goodbye.
"Bye, Bye...", said Comei. In the real world, the man was backing toward the ledge waving at nothing as he slipped on some ice, broke his back and fell off the roof screaming. He feel head first into the frozen pavement, it just occurred to Comei, the stabbing wounds where begginning to show.
"Looks like the souls of the dead really wanted him to suffer...", said Kenshin folding his arms pulling Comei away from the ledge. Comei saw the bag the man had as he picked it up and looked inside. He became Keto again and his eye's widened. "I found the gift for Dark magician Girl!!!", said Keto with a smile on his face.
-Christmas morning-
Dark Magician Girl opened her gift from Kenshin and smiled. "Thanks Kenshin... I need these to tease Comei...", said Dark Magician Girl looking at Keto, a sweat drop went down Keto's cheek. "Uhhh yeah... well anyway, this gift is from me...", said Keto handing a small box to Dark Magician Girl. She opened it, her face lit up, Suzina looked and hung her jaw opened. "A Big Fat Ruby Ring!!! Those are worth HUNDREDS!!!", said Suzina.
"Where did you get it!?!?!?!?", asked Dark Magician Girl with great curiosity. Keto leaned his head back as if tired.
"Oh man... I had to kill for that...", said Keto smiling and shutting his eyes.
END
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Next: It's New Years Eve and that means PARTY TIME! Dark Magician Girl wants to show how much of a party girl she is by finally having sex with Comei, and not Keto. But will something go down on this New Year's Bash? The clock is ticking the this story is gonna go boom at Midnight!
Chapter 2: The New Year's Kiss
By Shadow-of-Exodia
Author's Note: This is the first chapter of the Holiday Specials, Special Chapters of YuGiOh Xtreme will be posted on Christmas, Halloween, New Years, Valentine's Day and the 4th of July. Also, these fanfics are like the movies, so they DO NOT add up with the original story, same characters, different plots. Enjoy! And Merry Christmas!!!
PS: Forgive me for being slow.
"Christmas... BAH HUMBUG!!!", screamed the television.
"What in the hell are you watching?", asked Dark Magician Girl looking around the corner to see Kenshin and Keto watching television.
"A Christmas Carol... it's my favorite Christmas movie", said Keto paying attentions to the tv.
"I enjoy that movie a Christmas Story... so stupid yet funny...", said Kenshin looking at Keto.
"That's your opinion... I still enjoy this one..."
Dark Magician kicked back and relaxed in human form. "Dark Magician!!! I asked you to decorate the tree 2 hours ago!!!", said Dark Magician Girl with a fit. Dark Magician opened an eye to look at her.
"Alright... alright... no need to be a snob about it...", said Dark Magician Pointing his staff at the tree as it suddenly became decorated.
"Thank You...", said Dark Magician Girl. Kuriboh was in the kitchen laying on the table ready to be gutted open.
"Ok Kuriboh... try this... cherry flavored Eggnog!!!", said Suzina passing a cup of red eggnog to Kuriboh. Kuriboh yipped and yapped and ran into the other room.
"Suzina... you've been stuffing him with Christmas food non stop... cookies, brownies, gingerbread, pie, you already gave him blueberry, lemon, strawberry and even Chocolate eggnog... he can't eat a whole lot you know, he's so small...", said Dark Magician Girl looking at the sickly Kuriboh.
"Hey... where IS his stomach?", asked Suzina looking at Dark Magician Girl.
"His stomach is, uh.... well it's.....it's uh...... you know.... I have no idea...", said Dark Magician Girl folding her arms and tilting her head to the left confused.
"Well forget it then...", said Suzina covering the pot.
"What are you making?", asked Dark Magician Girl.
"Spaghetti with meat-sauce"
"Why spaghetti?"
"Cause the boys felt like it...", Suzina said with a grim response. Dark Magician Girl looked at the clock, "It's almost 6...", she said.
"Yup, 12 more hours till Christmas", said Suzina. Kenshin and Keto where listening.
"So... Christmas is tomorrow...", said Kenshin.
"Yup... you know what that means...", said Keto paying attention to the television.
"We can't be rough?", asked Kenshin.
"Nope... food poisoning from Suzina", said Keto, before he knew it, he felt a hardcovered cook smack him on the side of the head. Keto fell over.
"ARG!!!! GO... grrrr... DAMNIT!", said Keto rubbing his head.
"Hey Keto, between you and me, what did you get Suzina?", whispered Kenshin.
"Plyers to removed the dildo from her ass!!!", yelled Keto looking into the next room. Suzina sneered at him.
"I got her a few shirts that she's been meaning to buy... the kind that just scream "I'm a lesbian"", whispered Kenshin.
"I got her a palm-pilot, I'm a terrible shopper... What did you get Dark Magician Girl?", said Keto turning the channel.
"New leather gloves, the very long ones and high heeled boots since her's are small, what did you get her?", asked Kenshin. Keto smirked.
"Well I got her..... uh.... I got her....... holy fuck...", said Keto looking at Kenshin with a pale face.
"Oh hell.... you did didn't you?", said Kenshin hanging his jaw. Keto nodded his head very slowly. Keto and Kenshin ran to the door slipping on their coats.
"We're going out, pick up soda, chips, frozen foods, boxed food, he whole deal! Be back soon!", said Kenshin opening the door quickly. Dark Magician shot his head up suddenly. "Wait!!! The Porch is...", he said.
"ARG!!!!", yelled Keto and Kenshin from outside following a bang.
"Covered in ice because it's snowing...", he finished.
Dark Magician Girl put her hands on her hips, and tilted her head. Where were they going?
"Where did they go?", asked Suzina looking toward to door.
"Shopping for food... yet, I just shopped this morning...", said Dark Magician Girl looking at all the groceries still on the table. Keto and Kenshin ran like crazy down the streets to get tot the only place still open, the mall which wasn't too far away, thank god. They ran into the mall, it was over crowded.
"What would Dark Magician Girl like?", asked Kenshin trying to think.
"Shoes?", said Keto shrugging.
"Damn... you are a terrible shopper", said Kenshin. Kenshin's Millennium Pendant and Keto's Millennium gloves gave off a heartbeat-like sound that only they could hear. Keto's eye's turned into Comei's eyes as he shot his ups to his upper left where a little girl about the age of 9 was looking over the railing, suddenly, a man walks by. Kenshin and Comei kept his eye on his, while no one noticed, the man took his hand and shoved her off the railing, causing the girl to fall off the 3rd story railing. He kept walking as a woman screamed watching her girl fall.
Comei ran as fast as he could as he kneeled down like a frog and leaped high into the air almost reaching half way between the 1st and 2nd story when he caught the girl in his arms and landed on his feet unharmed. The little girl held onto Comei sobbing and crying like crazy.
"Shhhhh.... your safe now...", said Comei patting her back. The little girl looked at Comei.
"Are... are you... evil?", asked the little girl with a whispered. Comei gave a smile at her.
"Half of me anyway, other then that I'm a superhero...", he replied. The mother ran up and took the little girl into her arms.
"Oh thank god.... thank you so much sir... thank you a whole lot...", said the woman sobbing uncontrollably.
"No problem Mam...", said Comei. The woman walked away after Comei refused a reward. Comei and Kenshin shot their eyes at the man who was looking down at the action, Kenshin walked up to Comei and spoke softly.
"That was no accident... he pushed her...", said Kenshin.
"I know... Com'on, it's time we taught him what happens when you do the wrong around us...", said Comei walking up the escalator. After and hour or two, the man walked outside of the mall and finally stopped dead in his tracks in the freezing snow. "Why do you follow me?", asked the man turning to Comei and Kenshin who glared at him with the most of disrespect.
"You pushed the little girl you jack ass...", said Kenshin.
"I hope your family doesn't get that kind of treatment...", said Comei looking at him making a lousy joke, not even smiling. The man smiled.
"I don't have a family... their dead....", said the man with pleasure in his eye spelling out "Psycho". Comei's eyes widened a bit. "What happened?", asked Comei.
"Well... first... I shot my wife about 10 time in the skull after I raped her for trying to have a divorce with me, she tried to take my children, but her parents took them, So I shot them and sent both of the through a wood chipper and scattered the remains and pieces at the dump, and then I realized, if couldn't have them, no on could, so I slit their throats, but no on should die without knowing sexual pleasure first, so I raped my 14 year old daughter, and forced my 13 year old son on her... I live alone now but there's no evidence to prove it was me, I completely covered my tracks...", said the man.
"And how do you know We're not wired or no one's listening?", asked Comei grinding his teeth. "I've been hiding this little secret for weeks now, I can tell when someone's wired or listening.
"Kenshin and I could turn you in right now...", said Comei with a hateful face.
"Who would believe a bunch of kids that I can just say I never met?", said the man with a smile.
"Guess your right... but we can punish you now...", said Kenshin with a smirk.
"How? What can the little boys do? Ooooh nooooo what will happen to me?", said the man mocking them.
"You die...", said Comei with a wicked smile. The man raised his eyebrow.
"And how are you going to kill me?", asked the man.
"Through a game... a Shadow Game... as we like to call it...", said Comei raising his right finger with that wicked smile still on his face.
"What kind of game?", asked the man.
"A game that will test our spirits, the loser will Die by the opponent's choice...", said Comei. Comei immediately pointed to the roof of the mall.
"Meet us up there in 20 minutes alone... and the game will begin...", said Comei walking toward the mall with Kenshin. The man's eyes widened with excitement. {Fool... letting me murder him for free... even if i do loose what could he possibly do?}.
Twenty minutes passed and the man walked through the door too the roof where Kenshin and Comei stood on giant fans, folding there arms.
"What kept you?", said Kenshin smiling with satisfaction. Comei jumped from the fan. And walked to two giant piles of snow a fair distance.
"Take off your shirt and shoes...", said Comei taking off his shirt and shoes. The man did.
"We both lay down in a pile of snow.... we are not allowed to move once Kenshin starts the timer, when one of us moves, that person losses and dies..", said Comei jumping back into the snow folding his arms behind his head comfortably. The Man just laid in the snow, it was cold, really cold, it was fresh, especially since it was still snowing.
"Begin!", yelled Kenshin starting a stop watch. 10 minutes passed, neither did not move. Kenshin looked to the man who was grinding his teeth as he was being buried in snow, then he looked at Comei who wasn't even reacting. 20 minutes passed, the man could not take it, and yet, Comei, still wasn't moving. Then the man heard a sound, it sounded like... snoring! The Kid was asleep!!!
"Fuck this!!!", yelled the man getting up and pulling out a gun. Comei's eye's suddenly opened. He jumped up much faster. "Guess I won... time to die...", said Comei slipping his shirt back on. The man pointed the gun at Comei and fired the gun as the bullet, the bullet stopped in it's tracks as the millennium hand glowed. "Sorry but rules are rules... now... SUFFER WHAT THOSE HAVE SUFFERED THROUGH!!!", screamed Comei, The symbol of a Millennium appeared on his forehead as he waved his hand at the man. Suddenly, the man saw nothing but black, as ghosts of his wife and family came at him with butcher knives.
"WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? Is this a Trick!?!?!?", screamed the man. The Wife and Children lifted the butcher knives and screams a horrifying scream as they continuously stabbed the man, over and over. Blood was gushing everywhere, enough for a flood. Comei blurred in from the darkness with the most wicked of smiles.
"You lost the game so now you'll play the penalty game...", said Comei. Comei lifted his hand and waved it as if saying goodbye.
"Bye, Bye...", said Comei. In the real world, the man was backing toward the ledge waving at nothing as he slipped on some ice, broke his back and fell off the roof screaming. He feel head first into the frozen pavement, it just occurred to Comei, the stabbing wounds where begginning to show.
"Looks like the souls of the dead really wanted him to suffer...", said Kenshin folding his arms pulling Comei away from the ledge. Comei saw the bag the man had as he picked it up and looked inside. He became Keto again and his eye's widened. "I found the gift for Dark magician Girl!!!", said Keto with a smile on his face.
-Christmas morning-
Dark Magician Girl opened her gift from Kenshin and smiled. "Thanks Kenshin... I need these to tease Comei...", said Dark Magician Girl looking at Keto, a sweat drop went down Keto's cheek. "Uhhh yeah... well anyway, this gift is from me...", said Keto handing a small box to Dark Magician Girl. She opened it, her face lit up, Suzina looked and hung her jaw opened. "A Big Fat Ruby Ring!!! Those are worth HUNDREDS!!!", said Suzina.
"Where did you get it!?!?!?!?", asked Dark Magician Girl with great curiosity. Keto leaned his head back as if tired.
"Oh man... I had to kill for that...", said Keto smiling and shutting his eyes.
END
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Next: It's New Years Eve and that means PARTY TIME! Dark Magician Girl wants to show how much of a party girl she is by finally having sex with Comei, and not Keto. But will something go down on this New Year's Bash? The clock is ticking the this story is gonna go boom at Midnight!
Chapter 2: The New Year's Kiss