Chapter 3
The warners all stopped in front of a gate. It was like one in one of
those haunted house movies. It loomed over them threatingly. The gray bars
seemed to give the whole place a negative tone.
"Creepy." Trakko commented.
"No, really?" Yakko said sarcastically.
"C'mon you boys. Lets go in." All the boys seemed hesitant.
Rose and Dot looked back at them.
"Are you men or mice?" Rose's sign asked.
"I like mice.." Trakko said, edging away from everyone. Rose went
over and grabbed her twin by the neck.
"C'mon you chickens. Lets go and have some fun!" Rose went inside
dragging her brother by the neck.
Dot looked at her two brothers. "Will I have to use the same
measures?"
Yakko and Wakko quickly ran inside. Dot followed them inside.
Suddenly Rose stopped and gasped. Trakko pried his neck from his
sisters' death grip and looked at her.
"What?" he looked where she was looking and his jaw dropped.
Yakko and Wakko soon joined them and had the same expression on their
faces.
Then finally Dot got there.
"What are you guys staring at?" she asked. They pointed. She looked.
Her jaw dropped. "Wow.."
There, before them was the most amazing circus display they had ever
seen!
There were about twenty rides, 50 carnival games, and around 6 huge
tents each with their own charm and activities.
All the warners looked at one another, grinned evilly and ran their
separate ways to have fun.
Slappy and Skippy Squirrel were already there. Skippy had about two cotton
candies, four ice cream cones and around two chocolate chip cookies.
Slappy looked at the readers.
"That is the LAST time I buy sugar for my nephew."
Skippy was bouncing around, much like the Warners would and was
talking non-stop.
"hey Aunt Slappy! Can we go on this ride? I hear rides like this are
dangerous but I don't buy that because they can't be dangerous if even
people at the circus get them. I hear its one of the fastest rollarcosters
around with loops and sharp turns and it goes 180 miles per hour. How fast
can a rollarcoster go Aunt Slappy? How fast is 180 miles per hour? Please
tell me Aunt Slappy!"
"Woaw, slow down kiddo. I think your sugar rush needs to be burned
out by a thing I like to call, sitting down." Then she sat down on a bench
nearby.
"Aww! Aunt Slappy! That's no fair! I wanna go on the rides and eat
more things with sugar in them!"
"I think you've had enough sugar Skippy. Eh, I'm too old for this."
She dragged her nephew and managed to make him sit down with her.
Pinky and the Brain were wandering around the lot.
"Narf! Brain! That was really fun! I didn't know that the red button
meant it would blow up!" He laughed insanely. He was covered from ear to
toe with black soot. His fur was singed and some of it was standing
straight up from the blast. The Brain was the same.
"Yes Pinky, I fear your incompetence has once again stopped us from
taking over the world." Brain seemed agitated but did not feel like
whacking his sidekick with an object.
Pinky laughed. "Your so funny Brain!" he suddenly stopped and looked
at something to the right of him.
"Narrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffffffffffffffffff."
Brain walked over to Pinky and looked what he was looking at. It was
the biggest circus the Brain had ever seen. He blinked. He started to tell
Pinky to not be hypnotized by this thing of entertainment. But then Brain
started to think. If he was able to take over this circus..
He grinned evilly. "Pinky are you pondering what I am pondering?"
"I think so Brain, but where can we find a hot glue gun and a
rainmaker machine at this hour?"
"No Pinky, Maybe if we take over this circus we can take over the
other circus's and then blackmail the government into giving us what we
want."
"Which is?" Pinky asked, confused.
"To take over the world!" The Brain announced.
"NARF!" Pinky clapped. "Brain while were there, can I play some
games?"
"Pinky, well have too much to do than play pathetic circus games."
Pinky looked at Brain hurt. He looked like he was going to cry.
When the Brain saw this, he sighed and looked at Pinky. "Fine, one
game. Nothing more."
"ZORT! Thanks Brain!" He hugged his friend tight.
Brain couldn't breathe because Pinky was hugging him too tightly.
"Pinky..I would...advise...you..to...cease this
hugging...immediately!"
"Uh, what did you say Brain?" Pinky was confused of all those big
words.
"Pinky, let me go!" Brain said, his face turning blue.
"Oh, okay Brain!" Pinky let Brain go and Brain fell to the ground. He
stood up, gasping for air.
After he was able to breathe normally again. He looked at Pinky.
"Come Pinky, let us venture to our destination. The Circus."
Pinky jumped up and laughed and followed Brain towards the gates of
the Circus.
Meanwhile Rita and Runt were walking down a sidewalk near the Circus.
"Gosh Rita, why was that guy so mad at us?" Runt asked.
"Maybe the fires raging over Southern California had something to do
with it." Rita said sarcastically.
"But all I did was knock a candle out of his hand." Runt said
confused.
Rita sighed.
Rita and Runt passed by the Circus.
"Hey Rita! Maybe that place could use a couple of dogs like us, huh?"
Runt said excitedly.
Rita, who was lying on top of Runt, sighed.
"Why not? I always thought I belonged in the Circus anyways." Rita
said sarcastically.
"Wow! Great Rita!" With that he started to run towards the Circus.
Rita grabbed onto his fur and held on tight.
"Wow! Runt!" she cried out as they entered the circus.
Bobby, Squint and Pesto flew over the Circus.
"Hey, maybe they have a lot of leftover food there." Bobby said.
"Yeah! Lets go check it out." Squint agreed.
"Alright, but I get any leftover popcorn." Pesto said.
"Whatever you say." Squint said.
"What do you mean?" Pesto went up to Squint threatingly.
"All I mean is whatever you say is fine with me.."
"You saying that I am controlling?!"
"No that's not what I meant.."
"Whatever I say is fine with you?" Pesto asked.
"Yes." Squint said relieved, thinking Pesto finally got it.
"THAT'S IT!" Pesto tackled Squint and the birds got into a big fight.
Bobby looked on amused.
Meanwhile a pair of green eyes looked from one of the large tents
outside to where the cast of characters were playing around. His identity
was cloaked in darkness.
"Soon...Soon they will be mine.." He whispered.
The warners all stopped in front of a gate. It was like one in one of
those haunted house movies. It loomed over them threatingly. The gray bars
seemed to give the whole place a negative tone.
"Creepy." Trakko commented.
"No, really?" Yakko said sarcastically.
"C'mon you boys. Lets go in." All the boys seemed hesitant.
Rose and Dot looked back at them.
"Are you men or mice?" Rose's sign asked.
"I like mice.." Trakko said, edging away from everyone. Rose went
over and grabbed her twin by the neck.
"C'mon you chickens. Lets go and have some fun!" Rose went inside
dragging her brother by the neck.
Dot looked at her two brothers. "Will I have to use the same
measures?"
Yakko and Wakko quickly ran inside. Dot followed them inside.
Suddenly Rose stopped and gasped. Trakko pried his neck from his
sisters' death grip and looked at her.
"What?" he looked where she was looking and his jaw dropped.
Yakko and Wakko soon joined them and had the same expression on their
faces.
Then finally Dot got there.
"What are you guys staring at?" she asked. They pointed. She looked.
Her jaw dropped. "Wow.."
There, before them was the most amazing circus display they had ever
seen!
There were about twenty rides, 50 carnival games, and around 6 huge
tents each with their own charm and activities.
All the warners looked at one another, grinned evilly and ran their
separate ways to have fun.
Slappy and Skippy Squirrel were already there. Skippy had about two cotton
candies, four ice cream cones and around two chocolate chip cookies.
Slappy looked at the readers.
"That is the LAST time I buy sugar for my nephew."
Skippy was bouncing around, much like the Warners would and was
talking non-stop.
"hey Aunt Slappy! Can we go on this ride? I hear rides like this are
dangerous but I don't buy that because they can't be dangerous if even
people at the circus get them. I hear its one of the fastest rollarcosters
around with loops and sharp turns and it goes 180 miles per hour. How fast
can a rollarcoster go Aunt Slappy? How fast is 180 miles per hour? Please
tell me Aunt Slappy!"
"Woaw, slow down kiddo. I think your sugar rush needs to be burned
out by a thing I like to call, sitting down." Then she sat down on a bench
nearby.
"Aww! Aunt Slappy! That's no fair! I wanna go on the rides and eat
more things with sugar in them!"
"I think you've had enough sugar Skippy. Eh, I'm too old for this."
She dragged her nephew and managed to make him sit down with her.
Pinky and the Brain were wandering around the lot.
"Narf! Brain! That was really fun! I didn't know that the red button
meant it would blow up!" He laughed insanely. He was covered from ear to
toe with black soot. His fur was singed and some of it was standing
straight up from the blast. The Brain was the same.
"Yes Pinky, I fear your incompetence has once again stopped us from
taking over the world." Brain seemed agitated but did not feel like
whacking his sidekick with an object.
Pinky laughed. "Your so funny Brain!" he suddenly stopped and looked
at something to the right of him.
"Narrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffffffffffffffffff."
Brain walked over to Pinky and looked what he was looking at. It was
the biggest circus the Brain had ever seen. He blinked. He started to tell
Pinky to not be hypnotized by this thing of entertainment. But then Brain
started to think. If he was able to take over this circus..
He grinned evilly. "Pinky are you pondering what I am pondering?"
"I think so Brain, but where can we find a hot glue gun and a
rainmaker machine at this hour?"
"No Pinky, Maybe if we take over this circus we can take over the
other circus's and then blackmail the government into giving us what we
want."
"Which is?" Pinky asked, confused.
"To take over the world!" The Brain announced.
"NARF!" Pinky clapped. "Brain while were there, can I play some
games?"
"Pinky, well have too much to do than play pathetic circus games."
Pinky looked at Brain hurt. He looked like he was going to cry.
When the Brain saw this, he sighed and looked at Pinky. "Fine, one
game. Nothing more."
"ZORT! Thanks Brain!" He hugged his friend tight.
Brain couldn't breathe because Pinky was hugging him too tightly.
"Pinky..I would...advise...you..to...cease this
hugging...immediately!"
"Uh, what did you say Brain?" Pinky was confused of all those big
words.
"Pinky, let me go!" Brain said, his face turning blue.
"Oh, okay Brain!" Pinky let Brain go and Brain fell to the ground. He
stood up, gasping for air.
After he was able to breathe normally again. He looked at Pinky.
"Come Pinky, let us venture to our destination. The Circus."
Pinky jumped up and laughed and followed Brain towards the gates of
the Circus.
Meanwhile Rita and Runt were walking down a sidewalk near the Circus.
"Gosh Rita, why was that guy so mad at us?" Runt asked.
"Maybe the fires raging over Southern California had something to do
with it." Rita said sarcastically.
"But all I did was knock a candle out of his hand." Runt said
confused.
Rita sighed.
Rita and Runt passed by the Circus.
"Hey Rita! Maybe that place could use a couple of dogs like us, huh?"
Runt said excitedly.
Rita, who was lying on top of Runt, sighed.
"Why not? I always thought I belonged in the Circus anyways." Rita
said sarcastically.
"Wow! Great Rita!" With that he started to run towards the Circus.
Rita grabbed onto his fur and held on tight.
"Wow! Runt!" she cried out as they entered the circus.
Bobby, Squint and Pesto flew over the Circus.
"Hey, maybe they have a lot of leftover food there." Bobby said.
"Yeah! Lets go check it out." Squint agreed.
"Alright, but I get any leftover popcorn." Pesto said.
"Whatever you say." Squint said.
"What do you mean?" Pesto went up to Squint threatingly.
"All I mean is whatever you say is fine with me.."
"You saying that I am controlling?!"
"No that's not what I meant.."
"Whatever I say is fine with you?" Pesto asked.
"Yes." Squint said relieved, thinking Pesto finally got it.
"THAT'S IT!" Pesto tackled Squint and the birds got into a big fight.
Bobby looked on amused.
Meanwhile a pair of green eyes looked from one of the large tents
outside to where the cast of characters were playing around. His identity
was cloaked in darkness.
"Soon...Soon they will be mine.." He whispered.