YuGiOh XTreme Holidays! Rated R not suitable for readers under 17 or immature
Unlucky Charms
Author's Note: I am aware that I was supposed to write a New Years fanfic, please forgive me for not writing it, I will make it up in the future, Please enjoy this ST. Patrick's Day Chapter, ALSO: I cannot write summarys of the next chapter, because these holiday fanfics will be totally random, Christmas however will be a SURE thing to be posted on Early Morning Christmas Eve! See Ya!
Keto yawned as he woke up from bed as he saw Dark Magician Girl looking down on him wearing an unusual outfit, she had a big smile on her face. Keto looked at her up and down. "What?", asked Keto worried. Keto began to notice, it was her normal outfit.
"Wait a minute, your hood, your skirt, your cape, your hood even your wand is green, meaning its...", Said Keto worried.
"ST. PATRICKS DAY!!!", screamed Dark Magician Girl with Joy as she began pinching Him to death, She kept pinching him while he ran down the stairs, everyone was wearing green, Except Buster Blader but you can't really pinch him, Kuriboh was wearing a nice little green bow.
"You put a Bow on Kuriboh!?!?", asked Keto. Kenshin was in the couch, folding his arms, crossing his legs, his left eyebrow twitching.
"I have to wear Green to.... I had to wear this queer Green sweater...", said Kenshin, Dark Magician, suffered with a sweater as well.
"But you look cute in it!!!", said Suzina holding string, making another Sweater for Keto. "We're going to a parade!!!", screamed Becky's voice as she poked her head from the other side of the door, she was wearing a green hat.
"Oh joy to the world... a parade...", said Keto slipping on a green t-shirt to avoid pinching furthermore today. They went to the parade and there wasn't much to it, little dancing, and music with St. Patrick's Day Floats, the usual parade material. There was a bonus however, There was a short man dressed as a Leprechaun dancing around, passing out mini Chocolates to children, except green, food coloring he said it was. Dark Magician Girl grasped Keto's arm leaping up and down as the man gave her a chocolate. She ate it quickly, thanks to Suzina for introducing her to Chocolate, as if she wasn't hyper enough.
"I Love this holiday!!! LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT!", she said jumping around. At that moment her eyes shot wide open as she felt dizzy, holding her forehead, Keto looked to her with question.
"Hey, you ok?", asked Keto holding her up. She tried to stand. Yeah... I just, feel weird...", she said holding her stomach.
Kenshin looked to Dark Magician Girl, "She doesn't look so good, maybe we should take her to a doctor", said Kenshin holding her other side up. They began to help her walk off as Keto turned his head and saw something peculiar, all the children who took a chocolate, looked as if they where on the verge of vomiting they're lungs out, but the children who didn't take it, where just fine, Keto then looked at the other end, it was the same problem. Keto let go and made Suzina hold his end, his eyes narrowed at the Leprechaun dancing around. Keto took a mini backpack from Dark Magician Girl that hid Kuriboh in it. "You guys go on ahead, tell me later what happened to her, Something's wrong with Mr. Jolly-Green-Midget over there...", Keto said walking through the crowds, following the man, remaining un noticed. The parade was going on and on for miles. An hour passed after leaving the others, his legs where on the verge of falling off. He then came to a dead end as all the parade crew, including the Leprechaun, walked into the crew stations where everyone was done. Buster Blader, was hidden in the shadows, remaining quiet. Keto didn't notice till now.
"Food Poisoning", Buster Blader said.
"Food Poisoning?", asked Keto, keeping Buster Blader out of eye site to make sure he was un noticed, to not look like a lunatic.
"I guess the chocolate in the chocolate she had contained a chemical that makes the stomach queezy and unbalanced, it makes you feel like your stomach is expanding, swelling then twisted in knots, very unpleasant...", said Buster Blader.
"What else does it do?", asked Keto watching the floats slid into the giant tents in the park.
"Makes you vomit blood, it'll make you die if you have a weak body, children are strong, but not strong enough if your under 7... few survived, they're calling it a deadly virus with no cure, it works to fast...", said Buster Blader.
"Completely tainted chocolate", sad Keto gripping his fists. His Millennium Hand glowed as his eyes became evil, once again.
"Buster Blader... tell them I won't be home for a few hours...", said Comei. Buster Blader nodded his head and disappeared.
-Hours later-
The Leprechaun man was walking through the park late that night dancing around still, but with a wicked smile on his face.
"Oh Ho! What a nasty little trick I played on the unsuspecting people today! Hehe, that intoxicated chocolate was the trick I've come up with, yes it is!", said the Leprechaun chugging a bottle of Polar Spring water, but then, something in the reflection of the water freaked him out for a second, a VERY faded reflection of a wicked smile with wicked eyes. The man looked up to see Comei holding a bag around his shoulder.
"Hehe... I've been waiting for you Leprechaun....", said Comei with a wicked smile on his face.
"Who the hell are you boy?", asked the Leprechaun.
"My name is of no concern, I was wondering if you'd like to play a game with me...", asked Comei leaning against the tree with his side.
"Depends.. What kind of game?", asked the Leprechaun drinking his water. Comei smiled wickedly again, with evil joy.
"A Shadow Game... a game of complete evil... if I win, you will pay for your crimes against the chocolates you handed out today", said Comei. The Leprechaun looked at him, "What if I win?", asked the Leprechaun. Comei held up a Carpenter's Blade, "You have the right to silence me forever...", said Comei with a smile. The Leprechaun smiled, "If it's a game you want, it's a game you'll get... name your game...", said the Leprechaun.
"I call it Pot of Gold...", said Comei standing straight up. The Leprechaun raised an eyebrow. Comei then held out the bag and opened it, Kuriboh popped out.
"What the fuck is that?", asked The Leprechaun.
"This is my good friend Kuriboh, a friend of mine with the kindness of gold... like a man has to catch a Leprechaun to get his pot of gold, you have to catch him to get my life, fail and you play a penalty game... You have ten minutes to catch him", said Comei snapping his fingers. An illusion of numbers representing a clock appears out of shadows. It said 10:00. Comei pointed out his finger. "Go Kuriboh, hide first...", said Comei. Kuriboh then floated out of sight.
"Game Start...", said Comei snapping his fingers, the countdown began. The Leprechaun then ran off into the woods and searched for Kuriboh. He looked up and down left and right, nothing. Kuriboh peeped from out of an owl's nest to look at the Leprechaun, the Leprechaun looked up and saw him.
"THERE YOU ARE!", yelled the Leprechaun, he leaped up and climbed the branches like a real money. Kuriboh then floated out of the nest and hurried off.
"Damn, there went me lucky charms...", said the Leprechaun jumping from tree branch to tree branch, he was getting tired. Comei looked at the timers, 7:20, he then sighed waiting for the Leprechaun, without knowing, his foot knocked the blade onto the ground.
"Gee I guess he's having trouble...", said Comei. The Leprechaun leaped at Kuriboh in order to catch him, he came close but missed every time, finally, he landed in the dirt, he had a smug look on his face, he grinded his teeth and saw Comei looking down on him with evil eyes, the timer then said 2:30.
"Fuck... I'm running out of time...", said the Leprechaun looking for Kuriboh. Comei smirked.
"You know, You can give up and turn yourself in, you won't have to play a penalty game and maybe you get 10-15 years at the least...", said Comei bored from watching him miss and miss.
"Fuck off, this game will end with you tasting steel, and I mean that by jamming that blade through your throat!", said the Leprechaun, Comei smiled.
"Can you do i in less then 1 minute and 43 seconds?", asked Comei. The Leprechaun grinded his teeth, Kuriboh then landed on the Leprechaun's head, taunting him that he can't be caught, the Leprechaun threw his arms over his head to catch him, he missed as Kuriboh floated away faster. Kuriboh then floated in front of a tree looking at him. The Leprechaun looked up, and prepared for him, and ran at Kuriboh, he slammed into the tree as Kuriboh flew upward.
"NOT THIS TIME!!!", said the Leprechaun raising his arms into the air as both his hands grasped Kuriboh. The Leprechaun looked at the clock, it said 0:20. The Leprechaun laughed.
"HAHA! I win! Now come down here and prepare to DIE!", said the Leprechaun picking up the blade. Comei smiled. "Nope... you play a penalty game...", said Comei with a smirk on his face. Suddenly, Kuriboh from the Leprechaun's hands. The Leprechaun was shocked. Kuriboh then re-appeared behind Comei's head.
"You cheat! I had 20 seconds left!!!", said the Leprechaun pointing his finger at them. Comei pushed a tree bran out of the way, the clock then said - 0:20.
"You spent an extra 20 seconds... you lost the game, I never said I'd stop you when the clock hit zero...", said Comei with a smile. The Leprechaun then grasped the blade on the ground and leaped into the tree facing Keto, freaking out Kuriboh.
"What are you going to do to me??? Nothing! Which is why I can kill you before you even RUN!", said The Leprechaun charging at Keto slowly with the blade out. Comei smiled as the Leprechaun stopped in his tracks. He dropped the blade grasping his own throat as if not being able to breathe, he fell over onto the ground, breaking his arms, to prevent him from grasping his neck, not too long afterward, he began vomiting green blood. Comei leaped down from the tree and looked down upon him, Kuriboh sitting on Comei's head.
"You took some innocent lives today with Green Chocolate, making few die, Now, you must suffer from the same experience, but instead, you'll vomit forever, until you have no blood left in you, you'll feel sicker and sick until you finally, die, heh.... Death By Chocolate I guess...", said Comei walking away. As he Leprechaun vomited, Comei took his hat and threw it away, removing the only green from him, Comei kneeled and pinched the Leprechaun's near lifeless body.
"Happy St. Patrick's day Leprechaun...", said Comei with the most wicked smile the Leprechaun has ever seen.
End
Unlucky Charms
Author's Note: I am aware that I was supposed to write a New Years fanfic, please forgive me for not writing it, I will make it up in the future, Please enjoy this ST. Patrick's Day Chapter, ALSO: I cannot write summarys of the next chapter, because these holiday fanfics will be totally random, Christmas however will be a SURE thing to be posted on Early Morning Christmas Eve! See Ya!
Keto yawned as he woke up from bed as he saw Dark Magician Girl looking down on him wearing an unusual outfit, she had a big smile on her face. Keto looked at her up and down. "What?", asked Keto worried. Keto began to notice, it was her normal outfit.
"Wait a minute, your hood, your skirt, your cape, your hood even your wand is green, meaning its...", Said Keto worried.
"ST. PATRICKS DAY!!!", screamed Dark Magician Girl with Joy as she began pinching Him to death, She kept pinching him while he ran down the stairs, everyone was wearing green, Except Buster Blader but you can't really pinch him, Kuriboh was wearing a nice little green bow.
"You put a Bow on Kuriboh!?!?", asked Keto. Kenshin was in the couch, folding his arms, crossing his legs, his left eyebrow twitching.
"I have to wear Green to.... I had to wear this queer Green sweater...", said Kenshin, Dark Magician, suffered with a sweater as well.
"But you look cute in it!!!", said Suzina holding string, making another Sweater for Keto. "We're going to a parade!!!", screamed Becky's voice as she poked her head from the other side of the door, she was wearing a green hat.
"Oh joy to the world... a parade...", said Keto slipping on a green t-shirt to avoid pinching furthermore today. They went to the parade and there wasn't much to it, little dancing, and music with St. Patrick's Day Floats, the usual parade material. There was a bonus however, There was a short man dressed as a Leprechaun dancing around, passing out mini Chocolates to children, except green, food coloring he said it was. Dark Magician Girl grasped Keto's arm leaping up and down as the man gave her a chocolate. She ate it quickly, thanks to Suzina for introducing her to Chocolate, as if she wasn't hyper enough.
"I Love this holiday!!! LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT!", she said jumping around. At that moment her eyes shot wide open as she felt dizzy, holding her forehead, Keto looked to her with question.
"Hey, you ok?", asked Keto holding her up. She tried to stand. Yeah... I just, feel weird...", she said holding her stomach.
Kenshin looked to Dark Magician Girl, "She doesn't look so good, maybe we should take her to a doctor", said Kenshin holding her other side up. They began to help her walk off as Keto turned his head and saw something peculiar, all the children who took a chocolate, looked as if they where on the verge of vomiting they're lungs out, but the children who didn't take it, where just fine, Keto then looked at the other end, it was the same problem. Keto let go and made Suzina hold his end, his eyes narrowed at the Leprechaun dancing around. Keto took a mini backpack from Dark Magician Girl that hid Kuriboh in it. "You guys go on ahead, tell me later what happened to her, Something's wrong with Mr. Jolly-Green-Midget over there...", Keto said walking through the crowds, following the man, remaining un noticed. The parade was going on and on for miles. An hour passed after leaving the others, his legs where on the verge of falling off. He then came to a dead end as all the parade crew, including the Leprechaun, walked into the crew stations where everyone was done. Buster Blader, was hidden in the shadows, remaining quiet. Keto didn't notice till now.
"Food Poisoning", Buster Blader said.
"Food Poisoning?", asked Keto, keeping Buster Blader out of eye site to make sure he was un noticed, to not look like a lunatic.
"I guess the chocolate in the chocolate she had contained a chemical that makes the stomach queezy and unbalanced, it makes you feel like your stomach is expanding, swelling then twisted in knots, very unpleasant...", said Buster Blader.
"What else does it do?", asked Keto watching the floats slid into the giant tents in the park.
"Makes you vomit blood, it'll make you die if you have a weak body, children are strong, but not strong enough if your under 7... few survived, they're calling it a deadly virus with no cure, it works to fast...", said Buster Blader.
"Completely tainted chocolate", sad Keto gripping his fists. His Millennium Hand glowed as his eyes became evil, once again.
"Buster Blader... tell them I won't be home for a few hours...", said Comei. Buster Blader nodded his head and disappeared.
-Hours later-
The Leprechaun man was walking through the park late that night dancing around still, but with a wicked smile on his face.
"Oh Ho! What a nasty little trick I played on the unsuspecting people today! Hehe, that intoxicated chocolate was the trick I've come up with, yes it is!", said the Leprechaun chugging a bottle of Polar Spring water, but then, something in the reflection of the water freaked him out for a second, a VERY faded reflection of a wicked smile with wicked eyes. The man looked up to see Comei holding a bag around his shoulder.
"Hehe... I've been waiting for you Leprechaun....", said Comei with a wicked smile on his face.
"Who the hell are you boy?", asked the Leprechaun.
"My name is of no concern, I was wondering if you'd like to play a game with me...", asked Comei leaning against the tree with his side.
"Depends.. What kind of game?", asked the Leprechaun drinking his water. Comei smiled wickedly again, with evil joy.
"A Shadow Game... a game of complete evil... if I win, you will pay for your crimes against the chocolates you handed out today", said Comei. The Leprechaun looked at him, "What if I win?", asked the Leprechaun. Comei held up a Carpenter's Blade, "You have the right to silence me forever...", said Comei with a smile. The Leprechaun smiled, "If it's a game you want, it's a game you'll get... name your game...", said the Leprechaun.
"I call it Pot of Gold...", said Comei standing straight up. The Leprechaun raised an eyebrow. Comei then held out the bag and opened it, Kuriboh popped out.
"What the fuck is that?", asked The Leprechaun.
"This is my good friend Kuriboh, a friend of mine with the kindness of gold... like a man has to catch a Leprechaun to get his pot of gold, you have to catch him to get my life, fail and you play a penalty game... You have ten minutes to catch him", said Comei snapping his fingers. An illusion of numbers representing a clock appears out of shadows. It said 10:00. Comei pointed out his finger. "Go Kuriboh, hide first...", said Comei. Kuriboh then floated out of sight.
"Game Start...", said Comei snapping his fingers, the countdown began. The Leprechaun then ran off into the woods and searched for Kuriboh. He looked up and down left and right, nothing. Kuriboh peeped from out of an owl's nest to look at the Leprechaun, the Leprechaun looked up and saw him.
"THERE YOU ARE!", yelled the Leprechaun, he leaped up and climbed the branches like a real money. Kuriboh then floated out of the nest and hurried off.
"Damn, there went me lucky charms...", said the Leprechaun jumping from tree branch to tree branch, he was getting tired. Comei looked at the timers, 7:20, he then sighed waiting for the Leprechaun, without knowing, his foot knocked the blade onto the ground.
"Gee I guess he's having trouble...", said Comei. The Leprechaun leaped at Kuriboh in order to catch him, he came close but missed every time, finally, he landed in the dirt, he had a smug look on his face, he grinded his teeth and saw Comei looking down on him with evil eyes, the timer then said 2:30.
"Fuck... I'm running out of time...", said the Leprechaun looking for Kuriboh. Comei smirked.
"You know, You can give up and turn yourself in, you won't have to play a penalty game and maybe you get 10-15 years at the least...", said Comei bored from watching him miss and miss.
"Fuck off, this game will end with you tasting steel, and I mean that by jamming that blade through your throat!", said the Leprechaun, Comei smiled.
"Can you do i in less then 1 minute and 43 seconds?", asked Comei. The Leprechaun grinded his teeth, Kuriboh then landed on the Leprechaun's head, taunting him that he can't be caught, the Leprechaun threw his arms over his head to catch him, he missed as Kuriboh floated away faster. Kuriboh then floated in front of a tree looking at him. The Leprechaun looked up, and prepared for him, and ran at Kuriboh, he slammed into the tree as Kuriboh flew upward.
"NOT THIS TIME!!!", said the Leprechaun raising his arms into the air as both his hands grasped Kuriboh. The Leprechaun looked at the clock, it said 0:20. The Leprechaun laughed.
"HAHA! I win! Now come down here and prepare to DIE!", said the Leprechaun picking up the blade. Comei smiled. "Nope... you play a penalty game...", said Comei with a smirk on his face. Suddenly, Kuriboh from the Leprechaun's hands. The Leprechaun was shocked. Kuriboh then re-appeared behind Comei's head.
"You cheat! I had 20 seconds left!!!", said the Leprechaun pointing his finger at them. Comei pushed a tree bran out of the way, the clock then said - 0:20.
"You spent an extra 20 seconds... you lost the game, I never said I'd stop you when the clock hit zero...", said Comei with a smile. The Leprechaun then grasped the blade on the ground and leaped into the tree facing Keto, freaking out Kuriboh.
"What are you going to do to me??? Nothing! Which is why I can kill you before you even RUN!", said The Leprechaun charging at Keto slowly with the blade out. Comei smiled as the Leprechaun stopped in his tracks. He dropped the blade grasping his own throat as if not being able to breathe, he fell over onto the ground, breaking his arms, to prevent him from grasping his neck, not too long afterward, he began vomiting green blood. Comei leaped down from the tree and looked down upon him, Kuriboh sitting on Comei's head.
"You took some innocent lives today with Green Chocolate, making few die, Now, you must suffer from the same experience, but instead, you'll vomit forever, until you have no blood left in you, you'll feel sicker and sick until you finally, die, heh.... Death By Chocolate I guess...", said Comei walking away. As he Leprechaun vomited, Comei took his hat and threw it away, removing the only green from him, Comei kneeled and pinched the Leprechaun's near lifeless body.
"Happy St. Patrick's day Leprechaun...", said Comei with the most wicked smile the Leprechaun has ever seen.
End