*comes back to computer and sits down* Helloooo my faithful readers! *crickets chirp* Ah well, didn't expect any anyways. This is probably one of the screwy-est fanfics ever. Please forgive all typos I've made/will make! And now, various replies to people who reviewed! *gives Kit-Kats to them, begins typing*
jster1983 - All I did was hold down Alt, then hit 1, 6, 8 in that order, and it showed up. ^__^ ¿¿¿¿¿ -- Observe their amazing-ness.. ness.. ness..
Rockerchickie - Sry sry sry! I.. erm.. kinda forgot.. I'm gunna get you to show up, promise! Just so you know, this is the chapter you're introduced in. Okie dokie?
Hecate and Dew-Shan of Egypt - 'Kay! I'll try my best to get him in there. ^^
Also to Hecate: I'm gunna squish InuYasha characters in too sooner or later. ^.^ And that's my purdy-ful x-over. Yup.
To everyone else, positive comment or not.. - Yay! You reviewed! Thankies! ^____^
*finishes*
Disclaimer: I no own anime characters. You no sue. *Vash falls out of closet* *stares* Why the heck were you in there? I let you all out!
Vash: Miroku threw my doughnut in there. *holds up a slightly dust-covered doughnut*
Me: Why might I ask?
Vash: *shrugs, eats happily*
Me: ....
Miroku: *sneaks up behind me, and shouts in my ear* Will you bare my child?!
Me: *jumps 5 feet* NO!
Miroku: You know you want to.
Me: NOOOO! Hentai!
Miroku: Yes you do.
Me: No!
Miroku: Yes.
Me: NO!
Miroku: YES!
Me: NOOO!
Miroku: YESSS!
Vash: *watches in amusement as we fight*
Miroku: But you bared my child while ro-
Me: *wacks him over his head, he falls over* NO I DIDN'T!
Miroku: Ow... Liar... Hey, but you did that with Va-
Me: *steps on his head, but not that hard* Hentai! Liar!
Miroku: Ow... You're the liar!
Vash: *finishes doughnut, walks over to computer, starts typing* Ok, while they're fighting about that, just go read the fanfic. *turns from computer, and to me and Miroku, us still fighting* Violence is not the answer! But.. You know what is?
Me: *stops stepping on Miroku* What?
Vash: LOVE AND PEACE!
Miroku: He said love! So.. We should make lo-
Me: *stomps on his head* PERVERT! NO!
Vash: I tried. *walks out of room*
-=[Chapter Three - Magic Ramen!]=-
-=[In the 'real world'...]=-
Amy was sitting at her kitchen table, confused. The only two people she was talking to on the Internet earlier suddenly signed off. She had just placed a pot of water on the stove, and was boiling it so she could make some ramen.
"I hope they sign back on soon... They didn't say bye or anything.. I wonder what happened. Maybe their computers got messed up. At the same time.." She turned the instant ramen cup around in her hand, reading the nutrition facts boredly. She stared, even more confused then she already was, at one of the facts.
".0001% dimensional rip? Whaaaaat?!" She narrowed her eyes and glared at the words. "This must be the stupidest joke ever."
Soon you could hear the water in the pot bubbling loudly. She walked over with the ramen cup, and turned off the stove. She picked up the pot handle with her free hand, and then walked over to the kitchen sink, and began to prepare her ramen. (A/N - Ramen good. I like ramen! MAGIC RAMEN GOOD TOO! *laughs insanely*) Amy tore the paper off the top half-way, and pored in the hot water, setting the pot in the sink afterwards. She then folded the paper back over the top. Now, the 3-minute wait. Yippee Skippy. She picked up the cup, the Styrofoam-like material beginning to warm from the water inside, and set it on the table. Just then, the doorbell rang. Her dog, Ginger, a golden retriever, began barking uncontrollably, as she ran to the front door, her nails clattering on the tile.
"Shush! Sheesh... Coming!" She dashed to the front door, and flung it open.
Deanna was standing there.
"Oh, hiya!" Amy said cheerfully. "Come on in!"
Deanna walked in after saying 'hi', and immediately recognized the scent of ramen.
"Ramen!!" she blurted out, dashing to the kitchen.
"Wait, no, that's mine!" Amy said, dashing after her. Too late. Deanna was sitting at the table, happily slurping away, fork in hand. (A/N - She's chopstick-impaired. ^^)
"This is good!" she said, still slurping.
Amy grumbled and walked over to the drawer nearby containing silverware, and grabbed the remaining fork.
"I want some too, you know, it IS mine after all." She said, while returning to the table. She sat down, scooted over and scooped up a forkful of ramen, and shoved it in her mouth. She chewed away happily.
And with a golden flash, they vanished into thin air, the ramen cup falling off the table and clattering on the ground, warm ramen spilling everywhere. It rolled for a while, and stopped with the bizarre nutrition fact facing upwards.
-=[Returning to warped Middle-Earth..]=-
Vash sprung up, grinned and scratched the back of his neck, looking relatively unharmed from his fall.
"Um.. Hi!" he said, the usual cheerful tone in his voice.
Michelle stared at him unintentionally.
~Oh my God.. It's ACTULLY him! Must.. Resist.. Glomping..~ She thought to herself. The Elf waved at the spiky-headed outlaw. "Hiya!"
Sam sat there, surprised. ~Ok. This is weird. But.. COOL!~ she thought.
Vash walked over, his green eyes (A/N - Didya ever notice that they change color in the show? ITS SO ANNOYING!) shining from the sunlight, and his coat waving in the wind. His stiff hair was blowing a little, but pretty much remaining in the same position.
"I'm kinda lost. Eh heh.. Any idea where I am?" he asked.
The two Elves shook their heads.
"Nope, sorry.. We're kinda lost too, Vash." Michelle said. Then she realized what she just blurted out, and sweatdropped slightly.
"How do you know my name..?" Vash said, confused.
"Uh.. uh.. I.. Guessed!" she laughed nervously.
"Okie dokie then... Well, anywa-"
Suddenly, the golden flash returned, and Amy and Deanna appeared directly over Vash, falling on top of him, crashing onto the ground. They panicked and immediately scrambled off. They had no RP Mode, and thus, were normal-looking. Amy had her normal clothes, jeans and a sweater, long brown hair, brown eyes, and glasses, and Deanna.. Also had her normal brown hair, blue eyes, and her punky outfit and bracelets. Not to mention a Mudd purse containing her walkman and other assorted things.. They both looked around 13 years old, if not, older. (A/N - HAHAHA! For all of you who read this when I first uploaded this chapter, I FOUND OUT THEIR DISCRIPTIONS! Yay!) They both sat next to the now-dazed Vash, and stared.
"HOLY CRAP! IT'S VASH!" they said in unison. Vash mumbled something and lifted his head.
"I want the purple one, mommy..." He said, his skull obviously bumped too hard. He then fell back to the ground, now unconscious.
"Look what you did to Vashie-kun!" Michelle blurted out to the two humans.
They stared at her.
"HOLY CRAP! ELVES!"
~*~
Michelle and Samantha finally explained everything to their two friends, and vice-versa. It looked kind of odd that two Elves, both around the age of twenty, were having a long, detailed, conversation with two teenage humans. Vash was still laying there, out cold.
"Oh.." Sam muttered, "So magic ramen got you here?"
Amy sweatdropped. "As odd as that sounds, yes.."
Deanna nodded. "She's right," she agreed, "It doesn't sound convincing, but-"
Michelle's stomach growled loudly, causing her friends to stare at her.
"Eh heh.. I'm kinda hungry.. Anyone got any food on them?"
Samantha shook her head. "No, but when I was looking through my bag that was with me when I showed up here, and there was some Elvish currency.. We can go look for a village and buy some food there if you want."
Vash, apparently conscience, popped up next to her.
"I wanna come!" he said, causing Sam to jump.
"Wah! Don't sneak up on me like that! .. Why exactly?"
"I'm lost."
"Oh, yeah.. I forgot about that."
"Plus, I'm hungry, and I hate being alooone!!!" he wined.
"Well," Michelle spoke up, "To the village! ONWARD!"
**********
*still fighting with Miroku* *stops for a sec* Oh, Hi! I see you're done. Well, review please, and I hope you enjoyed this episode of Owarinai Yume!! ^___^ Stay tuned!
jster1983 - All I did was hold down Alt, then hit 1, 6, 8 in that order, and it showed up. ^__^ ¿¿¿¿¿ -- Observe their amazing-ness.. ness.. ness..
Rockerchickie - Sry sry sry! I.. erm.. kinda forgot.. I'm gunna get you to show up, promise! Just so you know, this is the chapter you're introduced in. Okie dokie?
Hecate and Dew-Shan of Egypt - 'Kay! I'll try my best to get him in there. ^^
Also to Hecate: I'm gunna squish InuYasha characters in too sooner or later. ^.^ And that's my purdy-ful x-over. Yup.
To everyone else, positive comment or not.. - Yay! You reviewed! Thankies! ^____^
*finishes*
Disclaimer: I no own anime characters. You no sue. *Vash falls out of closet* *stares* Why the heck were you in there? I let you all out!
Vash: Miroku threw my doughnut in there. *holds up a slightly dust-covered doughnut*
Me: Why might I ask?
Vash: *shrugs, eats happily*
Me: ....
Miroku: *sneaks up behind me, and shouts in my ear* Will you bare my child?!
Me: *jumps 5 feet* NO!
Miroku: You know you want to.
Me: NOOOO! Hentai!
Miroku: Yes you do.
Me: No!
Miroku: Yes.
Me: NO!
Miroku: YES!
Me: NOOO!
Miroku: YESSS!
Vash: *watches in amusement as we fight*
Miroku: But you bared my child while ro-
Me: *wacks him over his head, he falls over* NO I DIDN'T!
Miroku: Ow... Liar... Hey, but you did that with Va-
Me: *steps on his head, but not that hard* Hentai! Liar!
Miroku: Ow... You're the liar!
Vash: *finishes doughnut, walks over to computer, starts typing* Ok, while they're fighting about that, just go read the fanfic. *turns from computer, and to me and Miroku, us still fighting* Violence is not the answer! But.. You know what is?
Me: *stops stepping on Miroku* What?
Vash: LOVE AND PEACE!
Miroku: He said love! So.. We should make lo-
Me: *stomps on his head* PERVERT! NO!
Vash: I tried. *walks out of room*
-=[Chapter Three - Magic Ramen!]=-
-=[In the 'real world'...]=-
Amy was sitting at her kitchen table, confused. The only two people she was talking to on the Internet earlier suddenly signed off. She had just placed a pot of water on the stove, and was boiling it so she could make some ramen.
"I hope they sign back on soon... They didn't say bye or anything.. I wonder what happened. Maybe their computers got messed up. At the same time.." She turned the instant ramen cup around in her hand, reading the nutrition facts boredly. She stared, even more confused then she already was, at one of the facts.
".0001% dimensional rip? Whaaaaat?!" She narrowed her eyes and glared at the words. "This must be the stupidest joke ever."
Soon you could hear the water in the pot bubbling loudly. She walked over with the ramen cup, and turned off the stove. She picked up the pot handle with her free hand, and then walked over to the kitchen sink, and began to prepare her ramen. (A/N - Ramen good. I like ramen! MAGIC RAMEN GOOD TOO! *laughs insanely*) Amy tore the paper off the top half-way, and pored in the hot water, setting the pot in the sink afterwards. She then folded the paper back over the top. Now, the 3-minute wait. Yippee Skippy. She picked up the cup, the Styrofoam-like material beginning to warm from the water inside, and set it on the table. Just then, the doorbell rang. Her dog, Ginger, a golden retriever, began barking uncontrollably, as she ran to the front door, her nails clattering on the tile.
"Shush! Sheesh... Coming!" She dashed to the front door, and flung it open.
Deanna was standing there.
"Oh, hiya!" Amy said cheerfully. "Come on in!"
Deanna walked in after saying 'hi', and immediately recognized the scent of ramen.
"Ramen!!" she blurted out, dashing to the kitchen.
"Wait, no, that's mine!" Amy said, dashing after her. Too late. Deanna was sitting at the table, happily slurping away, fork in hand. (A/N - She's chopstick-impaired. ^^)
"This is good!" she said, still slurping.
Amy grumbled and walked over to the drawer nearby containing silverware, and grabbed the remaining fork.
"I want some too, you know, it IS mine after all." She said, while returning to the table. She sat down, scooted over and scooped up a forkful of ramen, and shoved it in her mouth. She chewed away happily.
And with a golden flash, they vanished into thin air, the ramen cup falling off the table and clattering on the ground, warm ramen spilling everywhere. It rolled for a while, and stopped with the bizarre nutrition fact facing upwards.
-=[Returning to warped Middle-Earth..]=-
Vash sprung up, grinned and scratched the back of his neck, looking relatively unharmed from his fall.
"Um.. Hi!" he said, the usual cheerful tone in his voice.
Michelle stared at him unintentionally.
~Oh my God.. It's ACTULLY him! Must.. Resist.. Glomping..~ She thought to herself. The Elf waved at the spiky-headed outlaw. "Hiya!"
Sam sat there, surprised. ~Ok. This is weird. But.. COOL!~ she thought.
Vash walked over, his green eyes (A/N - Didya ever notice that they change color in the show? ITS SO ANNOYING!) shining from the sunlight, and his coat waving in the wind. His stiff hair was blowing a little, but pretty much remaining in the same position.
"I'm kinda lost. Eh heh.. Any idea where I am?" he asked.
The two Elves shook their heads.
"Nope, sorry.. We're kinda lost too, Vash." Michelle said. Then she realized what she just blurted out, and sweatdropped slightly.
"How do you know my name..?" Vash said, confused.
"Uh.. uh.. I.. Guessed!" she laughed nervously.
"Okie dokie then... Well, anywa-"
Suddenly, the golden flash returned, and Amy and Deanna appeared directly over Vash, falling on top of him, crashing onto the ground. They panicked and immediately scrambled off. They had no RP Mode, and thus, were normal-looking. Amy had her normal clothes, jeans and a sweater, long brown hair, brown eyes, and glasses, and Deanna.. Also had her normal brown hair, blue eyes, and her punky outfit and bracelets. Not to mention a Mudd purse containing her walkman and other assorted things.. They both looked around 13 years old, if not, older. (A/N - HAHAHA! For all of you who read this when I first uploaded this chapter, I FOUND OUT THEIR DISCRIPTIONS! Yay!) They both sat next to the now-dazed Vash, and stared.
"HOLY CRAP! IT'S VASH!" they said in unison. Vash mumbled something and lifted his head.
"I want the purple one, mommy..." He said, his skull obviously bumped too hard. He then fell back to the ground, now unconscious.
"Look what you did to Vashie-kun!" Michelle blurted out to the two humans.
They stared at her.
"HOLY CRAP! ELVES!"
~*~
Michelle and Samantha finally explained everything to their two friends, and vice-versa. It looked kind of odd that two Elves, both around the age of twenty, were having a long, detailed, conversation with two teenage humans. Vash was still laying there, out cold.
"Oh.." Sam muttered, "So magic ramen got you here?"
Amy sweatdropped. "As odd as that sounds, yes.."
Deanna nodded. "She's right," she agreed, "It doesn't sound convincing, but-"
Michelle's stomach growled loudly, causing her friends to stare at her.
"Eh heh.. I'm kinda hungry.. Anyone got any food on them?"
Samantha shook her head. "No, but when I was looking through my bag that was with me when I showed up here, and there was some Elvish currency.. We can go look for a village and buy some food there if you want."
Vash, apparently conscience, popped up next to her.
"I wanna come!" he said, causing Sam to jump.
"Wah! Don't sneak up on me like that! .. Why exactly?"
"I'm lost."
"Oh, yeah.. I forgot about that."
"Plus, I'm hungry, and I hate being alooone!!!" he wined.
"Well," Michelle spoke up, "To the village! ONWARD!"
**********
*still fighting with Miroku* *stops for a sec* Oh, Hi! I see you're done. Well, review please, and I hope you enjoyed this episode of Owarinai Yume!! ^___^ Stay tuned!