Wee. Yet another chapter of random insanity. Enjoy!!! ^^ I fixed the other chapters up a bit.. I screwed up in assorted places.. Afterwards, I realized how many times I spelled 'whack' wrong. They're still screwed up. But that's ok. You all know what I mean.. Eh heh.. *sweatdrop* And noooow *drum roll* Replies to reviewers! *gives them Kit-Kats*
Shi the last - *hiss* Vashie-kun is MIIIINE! *latches onto his arm, tears off label placed by Shi* You cant have hiiiim! Thankies for reviewing tho, glad you like it! And.. I will continue, so there is no need to kill me! ^^*
Rockerchickie - Yup. Yur in it now. And I fixed the description.. Be happy-fulls!
And everyone else - ^____^ YAY! I love reviews. ^^ Thankies!
Disclaimer: I don't own the anime characters.. *stopped fighting earlier and has chained up Miroku in the corner of the room.. He has duct tape over his mouth* Don't count him. *laughs evilly*
Vash: But you were lying earlier..
Me: Shut. Up. Unless you want to be chained up too...
Vash: *sweatdrop* But Miroku WAS telling the truth! About the baring child thi-
Me: *covers his mouth* Don't make me hit you. *holds frying pan in other hand*
Vash: *sweatdrop, slinks away*
Me: Forget everything he just said. *waves pan menacingly* Or I'll whack you. *grins evilly*
Miroku: *trying to get out of chains, failing miserably*
-=[Chapter Four - Now Introducing.. Doggie-boy!]=-
The newly formed group was walking together toward the west. Amy, walking alongside Sam, kept tugging at her pointed left ear. Michelle and Deanna stared.
"Hee hee hee! POINTY!" Amy squealed.
"... Stop. Now. Before I cut you in half," Sam said, putting her hand on the handle of her sword.
"You won't hurt me. I know you won't." She continued tugging her ear.
THUD!
Amy was laying face-first on the ground, a lump protruding from her head. Her leg twitched.
"Come again, Amy?" Sam said, smirking.
Vash sweatdropped. "That wasn't very nice..."
"Yeah, Sam, you didn't need to hit her," Deanna muttered.
"What she said," Michelle said, pointing to Deanna.
Sam looked at them all. "How would YOU feel if someone was tugging your ear for the past HOUR?!"
They all blurted out various replies, none in Sam's favor. She looked infuriated, and helped Amy up from the ground.
"Sorry," she muttered reluctantly.
Amy looked dazed. "Ow.."
-=[Meanwhile, in the 'real world'...]=-
Her name was Becky. A strange girl, with short, dark brown hair and dark skin, who was dressed similar to Deanna. She was sitting on her couch, lonely.
"Where is Deanna?!?!?!" she stared at the front door of the house, not too far away.
"She was supposed to come over... ... ...I'm a penguin. MOO!" (A/N - Don't ask.)
After a few minutes of the so-called 'penguin' staring at the door, she heard a knock.
"YAY! She's here!" She dashed to the door, and flung it open. She stared at the visitor. "You're not Deanna..."
No, it wasn't Deanna at all. It was...
Wolfwood. (A/N - Here you go, Wolfwood fans! ^^)
"No, I'm not.. Well, hello, and could you tell me where I am?" He set his Cross Punisher on the stoop, his arm still settled on it to prevent it from falling.
"You're at my house," Becky replied simply.
Wolfwood stared at her through gray eyes. "I can figure out that much.. But where is your house located?"
"On the ground.."
"... I know that... But-"
"You look like Wolfwood from Trigun!" she interrupted.
"..I AM Wolfwood.. But.. What the hell's Trigun?"
"You know, the TV show!"
"TV show?"
It was going to be a loooooong day.
-=[Back to alternate Middle-Earth..]=-
Michelle and friends trudged on. It seemed like hours had past, and night was settling on the land like a silk blanket. Stars began to dot the darkening sky.. Michelle was busy whining and complaining.
"We're lost... I'm still hungry... And-"
WHACK!
Now Michelle was the one laying on the ground.
"Ow..."
"Why do you keep hitting people?!" Vash blurted out, narrowing his eyes at Samantha.
"She was bothering me."
Amy and Deanna helped Michelle up.
"EVIL GIRL!" she blurted out, lunging at Sam. Sam stepped out of the way, easily dodging the attack, and the other Elf went flying into a tree. She fell back, dazed and confused, and the tree shook slightly from the impact.
"WAH!"
A certain hanyou fell out of said tree, landing on top of a dazed Michelle. He immediately scampered off, and stood up, brushing off his red kimono, and glaring at everyone through amber eyes.
"Who's doggie-boy?" Vash said, breaking the sudden silence.
"Doggie-boy?!" he hissed, "My name is InuYasha, porcupine-head!!"
"Who are you calling porcupine-head?!"
"Take a guess, genius!"
As they both fought, everyone, (except for a now unconscious Elf) stared at the dog-eared half-demon.
"Oh, COOL!" Deanna said to her companions, "It's InuYasha!"
"HE'S GOT FUZZY EARS!!!" Amy blurted out, "I wanna touch 'um!!"
Sam said nothing, but continued staring, deep in thought. Inu-chan was her favorite bishounen, after all.
The two guys were running out of insults.
"Well, you-" InuYasha was cut short when Amy decided to run over and play with his ears.
"What are you DOING!?!" He screamed at the human, visibly enjoying herself. Everyone started laughing. Except Michelle, of course, who was still unconscious.
"Playing with your ears!" Amy said gleefully, ginning widely.
He pushed her way, now irritated.
"I need to get away from you people.." he said, beginning to turn and leave.
"WAIT," Sam said, finally speaking up, "Don't go!"
InuYasha stared at her. "Why?"
"Because."
"Why?"
"Because!"
"Why?!"
"I'll haunt you, and your children, and your children's children if you do go!"
InuYasha sweatdropped.
"Fine, I'll stay.." ~Annoying wench..~
"Thank you!" she said, smiling.
"Feh.."
"We're going to a village," Deanna said, "and I guess you're coming with now.."
"I have nothing else better to do.. Who the hell are all of you anyway?"
They introduced themselves, and Sam told Inu-chan who the limp Elf by the tree was. The group was about to continue their journey, when they remembered Michelle. They turned and stared at her, who now had swirls twirling around in her eyes.
"Who's carrying her? She doesn't look like she's going to wake up anytime soon.." the hanyou said.
"I WILL!" Amy said, hyper as usual. She ran over, and tried to pick her up, but failed miserably, dropping her on her own foot.
"OW!" she yelled, pulling away. "Who's strong enough to pick her up?"
Everyone tried but the guys, and all failed. It was InuYasha's turn.
"I refuse to carry that baka," he said simply.
"You aren't very nice.." Deanna said. "Vash, if you can't pick her up, we're all stuck here 'till she wakes up."
Vash sweatdropped. He was really hungry now, and didn't want to be delayed any longer. He walked over, reached down, and surprisingly picked her up with ease. The girls stared.
"How come I can't do that?!" Amy said, not very happy.
Vash grinned. "Lets go! I'm hungry!"
Sam pointed to Michelle's lifeless body. "She doesn't look very comfortable."
Vash looked down at her. She looked like she was about to fall out of his arms.
"Eh heh.." He adjusted her body, and now it appeared as if he was cradling her.
"Oh, great," Amy complained, "Now it looks too lovey-dovey." InuYasha smirked.
Vash sweatdropped. "It's not my fault!" he whined.
"Ok, we're wasting time, lets go already!" Sam said, interrupting the conversation.
The group continued their quest to the nearest village..
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OK! I updated. So it's all good! REVIEW PLEASE! I'm gunna be busy tomorrow, I gotta go to a party, so I'll update on Monday.. Or whenever I get more random ideas in my brain. Ja ne my friends! ^^ *runs off before any anime guys lurking around can make any comments*
Shi the last - *hiss* Vashie-kun is MIIIINE! *latches onto his arm, tears off label placed by Shi* You cant have hiiiim! Thankies for reviewing tho, glad you like it! And.. I will continue, so there is no need to kill me! ^^*
Rockerchickie - Yup. Yur in it now. And I fixed the description.. Be happy-fulls!
And everyone else - ^____^ YAY! I love reviews. ^^ Thankies!
Disclaimer: I don't own the anime characters.. *stopped fighting earlier and has chained up Miroku in the corner of the room.. He has duct tape over his mouth* Don't count him. *laughs evilly*
Vash: But you were lying earlier..
Me: Shut. Up. Unless you want to be chained up too...
Vash: *sweatdrop* But Miroku WAS telling the truth! About the baring child thi-
Me: *covers his mouth* Don't make me hit you. *holds frying pan in other hand*
Vash: *sweatdrop, slinks away*
Me: Forget everything he just said. *waves pan menacingly* Or I'll whack you. *grins evilly*
Miroku: *trying to get out of chains, failing miserably*
-=[Chapter Four - Now Introducing.. Doggie-boy!]=-
The newly formed group was walking together toward the west. Amy, walking alongside Sam, kept tugging at her pointed left ear. Michelle and Deanna stared.
"Hee hee hee! POINTY!" Amy squealed.
"... Stop. Now. Before I cut you in half," Sam said, putting her hand on the handle of her sword.
"You won't hurt me. I know you won't." She continued tugging her ear.
THUD!
Amy was laying face-first on the ground, a lump protruding from her head. Her leg twitched.
"Come again, Amy?" Sam said, smirking.
Vash sweatdropped. "That wasn't very nice..."
"Yeah, Sam, you didn't need to hit her," Deanna muttered.
"What she said," Michelle said, pointing to Deanna.
Sam looked at them all. "How would YOU feel if someone was tugging your ear for the past HOUR?!"
They all blurted out various replies, none in Sam's favor. She looked infuriated, and helped Amy up from the ground.
"Sorry," she muttered reluctantly.
Amy looked dazed. "Ow.."
-=[Meanwhile, in the 'real world'...]=-
Her name was Becky. A strange girl, with short, dark brown hair and dark skin, who was dressed similar to Deanna. She was sitting on her couch, lonely.
"Where is Deanna?!?!?!" she stared at the front door of the house, not too far away.
"She was supposed to come over... ... ...I'm a penguin. MOO!" (A/N - Don't ask.)
After a few minutes of the so-called 'penguin' staring at the door, she heard a knock.
"YAY! She's here!" She dashed to the door, and flung it open. She stared at the visitor. "You're not Deanna..."
No, it wasn't Deanna at all. It was...
Wolfwood. (A/N - Here you go, Wolfwood fans! ^^)
"No, I'm not.. Well, hello, and could you tell me where I am?" He set his Cross Punisher on the stoop, his arm still settled on it to prevent it from falling.
"You're at my house," Becky replied simply.
Wolfwood stared at her through gray eyes. "I can figure out that much.. But where is your house located?"
"On the ground.."
"... I know that... But-"
"You look like Wolfwood from Trigun!" she interrupted.
"..I AM Wolfwood.. But.. What the hell's Trigun?"
"You know, the TV show!"
"TV show?"
It was going to be a loooooong day.
-=[Back to alternate Middle-Earth..]=-
Michelle and friends trudged on. It seemed like hours had past, and night was settling on the land like a silk blanket. Stars began to dot the darkening sky.. Michelle was busy whining and complaining.
"We're lost... I'm still hungry... And-"
WHACK!
Now Michelle was the one laying on the ground.
"Ow..."
"Why do you keep hitting people?!" Vash blurted out, narrowing his eyes at Samantha.
"She was bothering me."
Amy and Deanna helped Michelle up.
"EVIL GIRL!" she blurted out, lunging at Sam. Sam stepped out of the way, easily dodging the attack, and the other Elf went flying into a tree. She fell back, dazed and confused, and the tree shook slightly from the impact.
"WAH!"
A certain hanyou fell out of said tree, landing on top of a dazed Michelle. He immediately scampered off, and stood up, brushing off his red kimono, and glaring at everyone through amber eyes.
"Who's doggie-boy?" Vash said, breaking the sudden silence.
"Doggie-boy?!" he hissed, "My name is InuYasha, porcupine-head!!"
"Who are you calling porcupine-head?!"
"Take a guess, genius!"
As they both fought, everyone, (except for a now unconscious Elf) stared at the dog-eared half-demon.
"Oh, COOL!" Deanna said to her companions, "It's InuYasha!"
"HE'S GOT FUZZY EARS!!!" Amy blurted out, "I wanna touch 'um!!"
Sam said nothing, but continued staring, deep in thought. Inu-chan was her favorite bishounen, after all.
The two guys were running out of insults.
"Well, you-" InuYasha was cut short when Amy decided to run over and play with his ears.
"What are you DOING!?!" He screamed at the human, visibly enjoying herself. Everyone started laughing. Except Michelle, of course, who was still unconscious.
"Playing with your ears!" Amy said gleefully, ginning widely.
He pushed her way, now irritated.
"I need to get away from you people.." he said, beginning to turn and leave.
"WAIT," Sam said, finally speaking up, "Don't go!"
InuYasha stared at her. "Why?"
"Because."
"Why?"
"Because!"
"Why?!"
"I'll haunt you, and your children, and your children's children if you do go!"
InuYasha sweatdropped.
"Fine, I'll stay.." ~Annoying wench..~
"Thank you!" she said, smiling.
"Feh.."
"We're going to a village," Deanna said, "and I guess you're coming with now.."
"I have nothing else better to do.. Who the hell are all of you anyway?"
They introduced themselves, and Sam told Inu-chan who the limp Elf by the tree was. The group was about to continue their journey, when they remembered Michelle. They turned and stared at her, who now had swirls twirling around in her eyes.
"Who's carrying her? She doesn't look like she's going to wake up anytime soon.." the hanyou said.
"I WILL!" Amy said, hyper as usual. She ran over, and tried to pick her up, but failed miserably, dropping her on her own foot.
"OW!" she yelled, pulling away. "Who's strong enough to pick her up?"
Everyone tried but the guys, and all failed. It was InuYasha's turn.
"I refuse to carry that baka," he said simply.
"You aren't very nice.." Deanna said. "Vash, if you can't pick her up, we're all stuck here 'till she wakes up."
Vash sweatdropped. He was really hungry now, and didn't want to be delayed any longer. He walked over, reached down, and surprisingly picked her up with ease. The girls stared.
"How come I can't do that?!" Amy said, not very happy.
Vash grinned. "Lets go! I'm hungry!"
Sam pointed to Michelle's lifeless body. "She doesn't look very comfortable."
Vash looked down at her. She looked like she was about to fall out of his arms.
"Eh heh.." He adjusted her body, and now it appeared as if he was cradling her.
"Oh, great," Amy complained, "Now it looks too lovey-dovey." InuYasha smirked.
Vash sweatdropped. "It's not my fault!" he whined.
"Ok, we're wasting time, lets go already!" Sam said, interrupting the conversation.
The group continued their quest to the nearest village..
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OK! I updated. So it's all good! REVIEW PLEASE! I'm gunna be busy tomorrow, I gotta go to a party, so I'll update on Monday.. Or whenever I get more random ideas in my brain. Ja ne my friends! ^^ *runs off before any anime guys lurking around can make any comments*