To believe this fanfic was supposed to turn out serious.. I'm REALLY far from serious now. Anyway..

Hiya again! Wolfwood is now officially alive again! And at Becky's house. And I made Sam quote Milly last chapter. YAY! ^^ Sorry I didn't update on Monday, I was swimming in homework. Aaaand.. I'm beginning to wonder why the heck I put this story in the category of romance. It's not romantic. Just insane. With a bit of fluff here and there.. And now.. replies to reviewers! *gives them the traditional Kit-Kat bars*

Kawaii Junsei - YAY! I'm not alone! Or weird! Well.. I am, but not THAT weird anymore! ^^ And I'm so glad you like the story, I thought everyone who read it would despise it, but I guess not! One more thing - I know, I'm pitiful: I like the perverted monk.

Miroku: *gets duct tape off mouth somehow* I knew it!

Me: SHUDDUP! Anyway..

Someone's gotta like 'im. I don't know why, I just do. It's sad, really. *holds finger in air* And when I'm done with this chapter, I'm gunna read your fanfics! If I remember.. Stupid short-term-memory-span!!!

Rockerchickie - I think you hit the 'send' button one to many times. 11 times actually. Lol. Now half of my reviews are ALL THE SAME THING - FROM YOU! And, of *course* it was your evil 10 twins. ^_~

Miroku: *no longer chained either* *reads review* Compete with Vash? Well, if that's what it takes.. *grins evilly at Vash* *grabs rope*

Vash: *sweatdrop* Uh-oh. *runs away, Miroku chasing*

Me: Look what you did! Another thing - I read your new fanfic! YAY! VASH IS MY B-DAY GIFT! AND MIROKU'S MY X-MAS GIFT! *dances* I'm a moron, don't mind me!

Well, as I promised you...

HEY, PEOPLE READING THESE WORDS! ATTENTION! Read rockerchickie's fanfic(s)! PWEASE?! It'll make me happy if you do.

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And go to the bottom and READ THEM! I COMMAND YOU!

I'm done now..

And to everyone else (if any) - Thanks for reviewing! ^^

Disclaimer: ... No comment.

Vash: *comes back* You have to make a comment though!

Me: Why?

Vash: 'Cuz it's funny!

Me: What makes you think that?

Vash: Well, Sam thought it was...

Sam: *in distance* *waves*

Me: ... I refuse to be funny!

Vash: I doubt you can keep that up. Sam laughs at you every two seconds, you know.

Sam: *still in distance, does a peace sign*

Me: I'm not gunna make a comment!

Vash: Yes you are!

Me: MAKE ME!

Vash: I WILL!

Me: How, might I ask?

Vash: Like THIS! *tackles me*

Me: WAH! *squirms away and runs off*

-=[Chapter 5 - The Village!]=-

It took everyone long enough, but they finally made it to the village! It was quite small, and the houses were visible from where the group now stood. The light coming from inside those same houses streaked through the windows and across the ground like sunlight, cutting through the darkness of night.

Vash was sick of carrying Michelle. She was still unconscious.

"Make her wake up!!! My arms hurt!!!" he wined.

"We tried 5 minutes ago! It didn't work!" Deanna said to the tall blonde-haired man.

"Then try again!"

"No!"

"Shut UP!" InuYasha yelled at them. "You complain WAY too much, needle-noggin!"

"Stop calling me that!"

"MAKE ME!"

Michelle stirred a bit.

Vash looked down at her. "Hey, I think she's waking up! YAY!"

"That's good," Sam said casually, "Now you can be quiet about how much your arms hurt."

"I still think the way you're holding her looks lovey-dovey." Amy chirped.

Vash sweatdropped. (A/N - That happens ALOT.) "Stop saying that already!"

Michelle's eyes slowly slid open. She looked up and immediately saw Vash, realized he was holding her, and blushed.

"Um... What are you doing..?" she said, confused.

He looked down, and saw she was awake. He blushed slightly.

"Its not what it looks like!" he quickly blurted out, a hint of nervousness in his voice. "You were knocked out cold and I had to carry you!"

"Oh, I see.." she then saw InuYasha. "HEY! Where'd InuYasha come from?"

InuYasha looked at her suspiciously. "How do you know my name.. You were knocked out when I-"

"Guessed!"

"..."

Vash set the Elf down and waved his arms around wildly. "I can feel my arms again!"

"Welcome back," Sam said to her, grinning.

"Hiya!" Amy squeaked, surprisingly still hyper.

"Hi," Deanna said, also grinning, "I can't believe you were dumb enough to run into a tree, genius."

Michelle sweatdropped. "Leave me alone.."

Sam spoke up again. "Well, let's get some food already, that's the reason we came here after all!"

-=[The 'real world' - Becky's house]=-

Wolfwood was confused. VERY confused. A little while ago, the odd 'penguin'-girl had invited him inside, and explained everything. She was not the best explainer, and that didn't help him understand this predicament at all.

~How did I get here? And how the hell do I get back? Dammit!~ he thought angrily to himself.

Becky poked the cloth strapped onto his huge cross-shaped weapon, the Cross Punisher.

"Make it do the big-dramatic-open-y-thing!"

"No.. It's dangerous."

"So what! Please?"

"No."

"Pleeease?"

"No!"

"Fine.. You're no fun."

He smirked. "So, what is this 'Trigun' again?"

"I'll show you!"

She ran over to a conveniently placed television and DVD player across from the couch where they both were sitting. She retrieved a nearby DVD case and pulled the disk out of it, turned on the TV, opened the DVD player, and popped the disk in. She grabbed a remote and bounced back onto the couch. Wolfwood was more confused.

"Watch!"

She went through various options, and Nicholas could have sworn he saw a picture of his needle-noggined friend. She chose one last option, and before his eyes, an episode of Trigun began playing! (A/N - Murder Machine to be exact. You know, the one when Woof-Wood first shows up. ^^) He soon fell over and off the couch, anime style.

"WHY THE HELL AM I AND MY FRIENDS ON THAT SCREEN?!" he yelled, pointing to the characters on the TV, more confused than ever.

"You're a character in the show, silly!" Becky replied cheerfully.

Yup. As I said before, this is DEFINATLY gunna be a long day.

-=[Back 'ta Middle-Earth again!]=-

Sam walked out of the shop with her bag, big and fattened; it was now filled with various provisions, some Elvish, some not.

"Back!" Samantha said happily to her companions waiting outside.

They soon moved to a grassy area, void of trees and bushes, only a few yards from the village itself. The gang sat down, Sam pulled food out of the bag for everyone, and they all began to eat, clearly enjoying the newly purchased meal.

"This is good!" Vash said, taking a bite out of his lembus. (A/N - That's Elvish bread. Did I spell it right..? Who knows. ^^)

No one replied - their mouths were filled with their own food.

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Bleh. Short. Not sweet. And not to the point. Oh well, I have some fun ideas for next chapter. *laughs insanely*

Deanna, Amy, and Sam! If you're reading this.. You should know those ideas, I told you at school today.. ^____^ Sooo... I will update ASAP! But, I've been getting lotsa homework, sorry if it takes a while!

Miroku: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE! *still chained up and attempting to squirm away*

Me: Ok then! Well, stay tuned for the next fun-filled episode of Owarinai Yume! Don't touch that dial! Er.. Keyboard? Mouse? Whatever! JA NE! And.. LOVE AND PEACE! *says it with the crossed-finger-peace-sign-thing done on my right hand.. Whatever. Does it have a name?*

Vash: HEY! That's my lingo!

Me: So? I like it and wanna use it! ^________^