(suddenly Patrick grabs a glowing breadstick and "cuts" his way out of the Angry Reader's gelatin-like neck)
AR: I always knew it would end this way…arrg *falls on escape hatch button*
R2: *beep* (He knew he would be sliced up by a glowing breadstick?)
P: *falls through escape hatch* Augghh! (bum, bum, bummmm)
C3: Sorry, I just had to do that
T: *holds up fork* don't do that
C3: *faints* ah!…forks
R2: *beep beep* (mmm…cantaloupe juice) *zaps himself*
P: Hello? can someone please help me?
T: *drops fork* fine *looks in the hole* hey you see that door over there? just go through it
P: But what about this little monster down here?
C3: Whatever you do, don't step on it
P: Okay I will! *tries to step on the monster*
T: NOOOO!
(screams of pain are heard)
T: *grimaces* I wanted to be the one who killed him *sniff*
P: I'm not dead *more screams* I' feeling better Augh…I think I'll go for a walk…I feel happy, I feel happy ugh *lays still*
R2: *beep* (foolish T, you cant kill Patrick)
T: I feel bad too R2 *snuffle*
R2: *zap* (yes, my zaps can be translated too)
T: mmm…cantaloupe juice *grabs another glass* mmm…*sniffle* so good…*sniff*
R2: *beep* (I really don't have anything to say to that)…*zap* (electrocute)
C3: is he really dead? *pokes Patrick with a stick*
R2: *beep* (I don't know, let's poke him some more) *poke, poke*
T: Let's just leave him, with R2's bad karma, he's bound to show up again
R2: *cries softly*
T: John, start the engine please, we need to go before Angry reviewer's bodyguard Phil (bobba Fett) appears
C3: mmm…P-Hill
Phil (hereby reffered to as Ph): what's going on here? *sees Angry reviewer dead and begins to laugh*
C3: wait, now that Patrick's dead, he wont be needing this fork *picks up fork* *passes out* ah…fork
Ph: Aughh where's a fork? *jumps up on a chair*
R2: *zap*
Ph: Ouch
R2: *beep* (heh, foolish mortal)
Ph: Hey, you guys better get out of here or I'll shoo you *whips out a potato pistol*
T: hmmm *picks up fork*
Ph: Augghh *flies off*
C3: *writhing on ground* ah…forks
T: Oops, sorry *puts down fork*
*Phil comes back*
Ph: Ha, *shoots potato pistol*
P: What's going on? *sits up and gets hit by blast* oh *dies*
T: Nooooo!…wait, what am I saying? thank you *jumps into millenium falcon*
*in the background, John Lester runs into the middle of the screen, pauses, looks around, and runs off*
*shortly after, Ob1 runs into the middle of the screen (still in his Captain Planet), pauses, looks around and runs off in a different direction than John)
*the millenium falcon takes off and leaves Phil behind*
T: Phew, I'm glad that guy's gone *Phil's body hits the windshield* Aughh
Ph: *in a tiny voice* help…me
R2: *zap*
Ph: Ouch
T: R2, how did you get here? and how are you zapping Phil through the windshield?
R2: It's an illusion (X-Files music plays) (all stare) uh…I mean *beep* (this is so degrading)
