(suddenly Patrick grabs a glowing breadstick and "cuts" his way out of the Angry Reader's gelatin-like neck)

AR: I always knew it would end this way…arrg *falls on escape hatch button*

R2: *beep* (He knew he would be sliced up by a glowing breadstick?)

P: *falls through escape hatch* Augghh! (bum, bum, bummmm)

C3: Sorry, I just had to do that

T: *holds up fork* don't do that

C3: *faints* ah!…forks

R2: *beep beep* (mmm…cantaloupe juice) *zaps himself*

P: Hello? can someone please help me?

T: *drops fork* fine *looks in the hole* hey you see that door over there? just go through it

P: But what about this little monster down here?

C3: Whatever you do, don't step on it

P: Okay I will! *tries to step on the monster*

T: NOOOO!

(screams of pain are heard)

T: *grimaces* I wanted to be the one who killed him *sniff*

P: I'm not dead *more screams* I' feeling better Augh…I think I'll go for a walk…I feel happy, I feel happy ugh *lays still*

R2: *beep* (foolish T, you cant kill Patrick)

T: I feel bad too R2 *snuffle*

R2: *zap* (yes, my zaps can be translated too)

T: mmm…cantaloupe juice *grabs another glass* mmm…*sniffle* so good…*sniff*

R2: *beep* (I really don't have anything to say to that)…*zap* (electrocute)

C3: is he really dead? *pokes Patrick with a stick*

R2: *beep* (I don't know, let's poke him some more) *poke, poke*

T: Let's just leave him, with R2's bad karma, he's bound to show up again

R2: *cries softly*

T: John, start the engine please, we need to go before Angry reviewer's bodyguard Phil (bobba Fett) appears

C3: mmm…P-Hill

Phil (hereby reffered to as Ph): what's going on here? *sees Angry reviewer dead and begins to laugh*

C3: wait, now that Patrick's dead, he wont be needing this fork *picks up fork* *passes out* ah…fork

Ph: Aughh where's a fork? *jumps up on a chair*

R2: *zap*

Ph: Ouch

R2: *beep* (heh, foolish mortal)

Ph: Hey, you guys better get out of here or I'll shoo you *whips out a potato pistol*

T: hmmm *picks up fork*

Ph: Augghh *flies off*

C3: *writhing on ground* ah…forks

T: Oops, sorry *puts down fork*

*Phil comes back*

Ph: Ha, *shoots potato pistol*

P: What's going on? *sits up and gets hit by blast* oh *dies*

T: Nooooo!…wait, what am I saying? thank you *jumps into millenium falcon*

*in the background, John Lester runs into the middle of the screen, pauses, looks around, and runs off*

*shortly after, Ob1 runs into the middle of the screen (still in his Captain Planet), pauses, looks around and runs off in a different direction than John)

*the millenium falcon takes off and leaves Phil behind*

T: Phew, I'm glad that guy's gone *Phil's body hits the windshield* Aughh

Ph: *in a tiny voice* help…me

R2: *zap*

Ph: Ouch

T: R2, how did you get here? and how are you zapping Phil through the windshield?

R2: It's an illusion (X-Files music plays) (all stare) uh…I mean *beep* (this is so degrading)