(Due to the length of time since the last update, we forgot where we are......so were gonna start with everyone on a place called Donut bar.)
C3: Mmmm...Donuts (drools)
T: Yeah so uh, how do we get some? No ones here.
Yoda A.k.a. Toby: *floats over to the cash register* Help you*cough cough* how can I?
T: Huh?
Toby: Help you how can I?
T: I don't get it
Toby: JUST ORDER A FREAKING DONUT!
T:eh?
R2:*zap*
T: Oh, I'll have a coconut cream
R2: *zap*
T: Make that a Boston cream
C3: Mmmm...coconut boston. (Drools)
R2: *zap*
C3: Oh sorry, could I have a boston cream with coconut?
Toby: Like a fork with that would you? *holds up a fork*
C3: Ahh...forks (passes out)
T: I'll take one *Grabs the fork*
J: Rowrr
T: yeah it's for later
P: Hey, why is everyone taking my fork. Give it back! *starts hitting T with Toby.*
Toby: ow, hey, put me down you must! Die I will! Ughhh!
C3: NOOooo Not the Donut man!
T: Hey free donuts! *jumps behind the counter* Mmmm...mango juice.
R2: *zap* (hey there's more forks back here) *holds up a huge box of forks*
C3: AHUGH!...box!*explodes*
(Due to the karma or lack of it C3 gets put back together and then explodes again and this is repeated till R2 puts down the forks)
Captain Planet: what the heck am I doing here?!
*Captain Planet disappears*
*Ghostbusters music plays softly in the background*
J: Roarr
T: your right John we need to get off this planet. It's weird.
OB1:*Runs across the swamp * Where is he? I hear his music!
*Bill Murray steps from out of nowhere*
BM: Hi
*BM walks off the screen. Music stops*
OB1: Ok that was different *walks off into the sunset*
OB1's voice from very far away: AHHhh it burns!
T: *jumps back in the ship* John let's go somewhere with non-dangerous furry animals.
J: Rowrrr (meh)
* The ship takes off and suddenly sees a floating with no distinct shape*
T: what's that?
Ginger *woof*
T: C3? A little help?
*C3 is in a pile of scraps on the floor*
T: oh...what about R2's bad karma? Did he finally do something good?
C3's scraps: Oh yeah, I forgot about the karma *is put back together*
T: Ok so what does woof mean?
C3: woof = schlafen mit hecken und zischen
T: In English please!
C3: sleeping with howling and hissing.
T: Oh.........well, that doesn't make any sense
R2: *Beep* (since when did any of his translations make sense?)
C3: Mmmm...cantaloupe juice.
T: Would you stop talking about Cantaloupe juice R2?
* suddenly the ship gets sucked inside Gingers secret base* (Squish splat bumm)
*Intermission*
Rocks: Why the heck do we still have that sound guy?
Waves: Meh (*beep*) ...please kill me, it's the only humane thing to do (cries)
Rocks: Works for me.
*End Intermission*
Ginger: *Bark, Bark, Woof, scratches ear*
T: I don't understand you or C3 so umm...someone get this dog a translator!
C3: I'm a translator
T: Good, glad we cleared that up! Now what did she say?
C3: Meh, I'm going to Moe's
T: Uh-huh, well I guess that's ok. Go ahead Ginger...C3 I need you to translate R2's gibberish
R2: *zap*
T: Like what does zap mean?
C3: It means..."Me need beer"
T: Everybody were going to Moe's! Mmm...cantaloupe beer (drools)
C3: Mmm... mango-kiwi-cantaloupe beer (drools)
R2: *zap* (why can't I die? ) (cries)
T: yeah let's go *jumps out the 4th story window*
C3: weeee *splat*
J: * slides down firemans pole* Groarr
T: I don't know John, where the heck do we get this stuff?
C3: Who cares? It's a party!
P: And they made it into a movie called, Star Wars!
THE END
*Role Credits*
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POST END
T: Hey that's great that you decided to find out what happened after everyone had their hangover! But I must ask why? Don't you want a happy ending? Stop being selfish.
C3: Mwahahaha
Waves/R2: Please kill us, that would be a happy ending for us
T: See what you readers have don? Forced us to cruelly mistreat Waves *Tazers Waves* just for laughs!
C3: Ha Ha Ha, now I have all the tormenting devices and with your bad karma, *R2/Waves cowers in fear* you'll never stay dead!
Waves: you people are cruel! I'm going to destroy the big ball thing whatever it's called in this fic, by myself...and R2.
R2: Yeah
C3: Not if I have anything to say about it *Chains Waves to the wall & endlessly tazers him* Weee!
T: That's right it's the readers fault for this! *holds up a fork*
C3: Aughh...Fork! See what you heartless people are doing to us? *picks up R2 and starts beating T with him*
Waves: That's it I'm coming after you the readers! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!
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Waves: AND THEN, I'LL STRING YOUR GUTS OVER A 24 MILE RADIUS!!!!
C3: *summons a horde of Russian Furbies* get 'em
T: Just so you know, the way we destroy the reincarnation star is by shoving 2 shiny robots into space which reflect the ray and turned the star into a lawyer. So you the reader have loosed another evil into the universe.
*Russian furbies (drinking Russian furby mango juice) start beating random people with forks*
C3: Oh no not again *curls into fetal position* Ahhh... evil Russian furbies drinking Russian furby mango juice with forks
Waves: (sigh)
R2: (sigh)
Random person being beat by furbies with forks: (sigh)
C3: We haven't even killed Patrick yet, look how your evil is corrupting us.
P(the real one): I was just informed of my role in this fic...I'm disgusted and refuse to read them anymore!
P(the fic one): (Dies a painful death)
P(real): (sigh)
Waves: (sigh)
R2: (sigh)
Rocks: (sigh)
Waves: Rocks! Why are you sighing?
Rocks: I don't know, my face just started to hurt.
Waves: (sigh)
T: Well we do have episode 1, 2 and 3 to do so goodnight everybody and thanks for all the juice.
C3: wait, how are we supposed to do 3? We don't even know what happens.
P: well, judging by this fic, I don't think that will hinder you any (dies) what the heck?
T: We aren't using you in episode one... and if we have to we'll make up episode 3.
Waves : If the current trend continues, just make the whole thing of the very controversial Padme'/Anakin affair. Man this series sucks, at least there are some good game...
C3: Or we could make the 3rd episode out of origami