When one is dealing with eternity, the passage of time has no meaning.  Accordingly, Frank had no idea how long he had been in Paradise, indulging in any and every possible erotic act, when Orestes suddenly appeared to him.

"Hello, Frank.  May I have a word with you?"

Frank, who had just completed a rather strenuous session with two nubile and exceedingly limber young partners – one male and one female – was willing to take a break.  "Certainly."

Orestes handed him a robe, which Frank donned as he followed Orestes out the door of his chambers.  Once they were in the hallway, Orestes said, "There are two new arrivals who would like to see you.  Do you mind?"

Frank was both confused and intrigued.  "No, not at all."

He followed Orestes down a seemingly endless succession of hallways, until they arrived at a room similar to the one that had greeted Frank immediately after his own death.  Looking through the doorway, Frank saw a very familiar couple…a skeletal man with long, thin blond hair falling from his bald pate, and an attractive woman with a mane of long, frizzy auburn curls.  Frank's eyes widened; they looked exactly the same as they had the last time he'd seen them. 

Frank walked over to the twosome and gave them a slightly puzzled smile.  "Riff Raff.  Magenta.  How long has it been?"

Riff Raff answered, "About 150 years or so."  Noting Frank's confusion, he added, "Apparently when one dies, one is restored to his or her peak physical condition."

Frank stifled a laugh as he looked at Riff Raff.  Are you saying that's as good as it gets for you?  However, he merely nodded with understanding.  "I see.  So since I died young, my appearance did not change."

Riff Raff also nodded, somewhat uncomfortably.  "Yes, that's right."

Frank stood in silence, waiting for either Riff Raff or Magenta to say something to explain why they had asked to see him.  When no comment from either of them seemed to be forthcoming, he asked, "How is it you are now here…together, no less?"

Riff Raff replied, "We were in a hovercar crash…hit head on by a drunk driver, as it happened."

Frank wasn't sure how to respond.  "Oh.  I'm sorry."  He actually didn't particularly care, one way or the other, but it seemed the polite thing to say.

Riff Raff shrugged.  "As long as we died together, we didn't mind.  We had managed to live a good life."  He paused a moment, then added, "That is why we asked to see you.  We just wanted to thank you for giving us the time and opportunity to save ourselves before it was too late.  Because of what you did, we now have the chance to be happy and together until the end of time."

Frank was again at a loss for words.  Finally, he replied, "I am pleased things worked out for you."

Much to his surprise, he realized he meant what he said.  Riana had given him the chance to make up for all the mistakes he'd made during his life, and suddenly it seemed oddly appropriate that he had done the same for his two servants.  And, he admitted to himself, it felt good to realize he'd gotten past the anger and resentment he'd felt toward Riff Raff and Magenta after his murder.  Of course it wasn't as if he wanted to start hanging out with them or anything…however, he was quite certain they had no desire to hang out with him, either.  He smiled at the thought.

Riff Raff and Magenta smiled back at him.  Knowing there was really nothing else to be said, Riff Raff said, "We don't want to keep you…we just wanted to offer our thanks."

"You're welcome.  Have a good afterlife."

Heading back to his chambers, Frank reflected on how everything had turned out.  Perhaps he should have apologized for his behavior…but then again, Riff Raff had never apologized for killing him, so it all evened out.  In the end, it didn't matter.  Everyone got what he or she wanted…

…and the Time Warp would go on forever.    

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A postscript…to anyone who is displeased I didn't condemn Frank to a horrible fate…I'm sorry, but, well, I just didn't want to.  I tried to be faithful to the spirit of the source material, but at the same time I wanted to provide some salvation for a character I happen to adore, despite his flaws.  It's a fine line, and I walked it to the best of my ability.  At any rate, allow me to offer a final "thank you" to those who read this…and particularly to those who went to the trouble to provide feedback.