Will looked up at the flashing 'Billy's Topless' sign. Sam and Paul were
very excited but all Will could think about was how horrible the neon light
color scheme was. Will was petrified of going inside. He racked his brain
for excuses not to go in.
"Guys don't you have to be twenty-one to get in here?" Will asked
"It's not a problem the bouncers a friend of ours." Paul said
"Are you sure I mean if Billy found out about this the bouncer could loose his job and as a future attorney I don't want to break the law." Will said
"Oh come on Will, loosen up have some fun" Sam Said
Will sighed and reluctantly walked to the entrance. Will saw a man standing tall with bulging biceps and could not help but stare. The bouncer wasn't bad he had to think about Bette Midler so he would not get too excited.
"Sam, Paul how's it hanging?" the bouncer asked
"Its hanging" Paul said "that's why we came here."
The bouncer laughed at Paul's joke.
"Who's the kid?" the bouncer asked
"This is our brother Will, we're breaking him in tonight." Sam said
"Good stuff. Go on in."
Will walked in and couldn't help but take a last glance at the bouncer.
"Guys this is nice but it really isn't me." Will said
"Quit whining Will Jackie will never know, now come on lets get you a beer." Paul said
"Guys I can't come home drunk mom and dad will freak." Will argued
"Will did you grow up in the same house we did, you know as soon as Carson finishes his monologue those two are dead to the world." Sam said
"Yeah but it's the principle." Will said he was getting tired of thinking of excuses and becoming nauseated by all the female parts he was seeing.
"Will one beer is not going to hurt you now sit down." Paul said
"Three beers" Sam said to the bar tender.
Will just stared at his.
"Come on Will this is obviously your first time at a tit bar but I know you've had a drink before." Paul said
Will sipped the beer this was probably not the best time to tell his brothers that he preferred a nice red wine.
"Maybe you're not loose enough yet." Sam said
"Yeah that the problem Willie we've got to loosen you up." Paul said while slapping Will's back
"Hey hot stuff" Paul motioned one of the dancers in a nurse uniform
"Oh no" Will thought to himself
She came over moving seductively
"How can I help ya cutie" the stripper said waving her butt in Paul's face
"You've helped me plenty" Paul said as he placed a dollar in her g-string
"This is my little brother" Paul said gesturing to Will.
Will waved trying to look interested.
"And he just got his heart broken" Sam finished
"Oh well Nurse Betty can take care of that", the stripper said as she rubbed Will's chest
"Oh I'm fine really" Will insisted
"How about a little lap dance?" Paul said handing the woman a ten
"No problem" said the stripper as she straddled herself against Will
She began to gyrate on Will's lap.
Will thought he was going to vomit he backed away. As the rest of the bar cheered her on.
"Get up please" Will begged "this isn't necessary".
"Will, what's the problem?" Sam asked
"I'm just not comfortable with this" Will said
"Come on hottie you're hurting my feelings" said the stripper
"Its not you its just that-" Will started
"If you're naughty I may have to bring someone over to spank you." The stripper said
"Please just get up" Will begged
"Will we just dropped ten on this chick can we at least get our money's worth" Paul said
"I know where I'm not wanted." said the stripper
"What's wrong with you?" Sam asked, "That babe was hot."
"Yeah she was she looked like she was melting under the fifty pounds of make-up she had on her face."
"Oh so you thought she was ugly?" Paul asked
"Yeah I guess" Will said they had only been there about twenty minutes but it felt like an eternity
A few minutes later another stripper in an angel costume came toward them.
"This one's cute isn't she?" Sam asked
"Sure" Will said
"Hey there sexy" the angel stripper said to Will
"Hello" Will said with his voice shaking
The stripper rubbed her chest in his face. Will thought he was going to be sick.
The stripper then turned exposing her g-string as she expected her tip.
"Will come on give her a dollar that was totally worth it", said Paul
"I'm a poor college student I don't have money to waste." Will said
"Is that why you've been so sulky?" Sam asked, "Will it's not a problem we'll give you money. Consider it your Christmas gift."
"Come on, I gotta make a living too" said the angel stripper
"Can we please just go home", Will said
"Will look at where you are" Paul said "You are surrounded by women. You're picking a fine time to throw a fit."
"I'm tired" Will said
"How you slept half the day?" Paul asked
"Leave him alone Paul" Sam said, "That happens when you're at a real college you have to study for a few hours out of the day as opposed to fifteen minutes before an exam and sometimes you get tired. If he doesn't want to be here maybe we should go home."
"It's ok Will maybe it's just too soon" Sam said
"Thanks" Will said
They left. When they got in the car Paul apologized
"I'm sorry Will but what exactly was the problem" Paul asked, "both those chicks were gorgeous."
"I didn't think so" Will said
"This Grace and Jackie must be beautiful if that couldn't turn you on", said Paul
"Yeah they are" Will said he didn't want to talk about it anymore.
They returned to the house. Will wanted to go to bed and get the images out of his head. Will went upstairs and washed his face. When he got out the bathroom Sam was waiting for him.
"Will you know it's ok to be upset about a girl I'm sorry we did something you weren't ready for." Sam said
"It's ok Sam. Your heart was in the right place." Will said
"You know why Paul gives you a hard time right." Sam asked
"Yeah, he's jealous."
"But don't let him get to you." Sam said
"I won't" Will said
"Get some sleep." Sam said
"Good night" Will said
Will went into Paul's room and knew it was going to be a long night Paul was already snoring like an engine that wouldn't start.
"Guys don't you have to be twenty-one to get in here?" Will asked
"It's not a problem the bouncers a friend of ours." Paul said
"Are you sure I mean if Billy found out about this the bouncer could loose his job and as a future attorney I don't want to break the law." Will said
"Oh come on Will, loosen up have some fun" Sam Said
Will sighed and reluctantly walked to the entrance. Will saw a man standing tall with bulging biceps and could not help but stare. The bouncer wasn't bad he had to think about Bette Midler so he would not get too excited.
"Sam, Paul how's it hanging?" the bouncer asked
"Its hanging" Paul said "that's why we came here."
The bouncer laughed at Paul's joke.
"Who's the kid?" the bouncer asked
"This is our brother Will, we're breaking him in tonight." Sam said
"Good stuff. Go on in."
Will walked in and couldn't help but take a last glance at the bouncer.
"Guys this is nice but it really isn't me." Will said
"Quit whining Will Jackie will never know, now come on lets get you a beer." Paul said
"Guys I can't come home drunk mom and dad will freak." Will argued
"Will did you grow up in the same house we did, you know as soon as Carson finishes his monologue those two are dead to the world." Sam said
"Yeah but it's the principle." Will said he was getting tired of thinking of excuses and becoming nauseated by all the female parts he was seeing.
"Will one beer is not going to hurt you now sit down." Paul said
"Three beers" Sam said to the bar tender.
Will just stared at his.
"Come on Will this is obviously your first time at a tit bar but I know you've had a drink before." Paul said
Will sipped the beer this was probably not the best time to tell his brothers that he preferred a nice red wine.
"Maybe you're not loose enough yet." Sam said
"Yeah that the problem Willie we've got to loosen you up." Paul said while slapping Will's back
"Hey hot stuff" Paul motioned one of the dancers in a nurse uniform
"Oh no" Will thought to himself
She came over moving seductively
"How can I help ya cutie" the stripper said waving her butt in Paul's face
"You've helped me plenty" Paul said as he placed a dollar in her g-string
"This is my little brother" Paul said gesturing to Will.
Will waved trying to look interested.
"And he just got his heart broken" Sam finished
"Oh well Nurse Betty can take care of that", the stripper said as she rubbed Will's chest
"Oh I'm fine really" Will insisted
"How about a little lap dance?" Paul said handing the woman a ten
"No problem" said the stripper as she straddled herself against Will
She began to gyrate on Will's lap.
Will thought he was going to vomit he backed away. As the rest of the bar cheered her on.
"Get up please" Will begged "this isn't necessary".
"Will, what's the problem?" Sam asked
"I'm just not comfortable with this" Will said
"Come on hottie you're hurting my feelings" said the stripper
"Its not you its just that-" Will started
"If you're naughty I may have to bring someone over to spank you." The stripper said
"Please just get up" Will begged
"Will we just dropped ten on this chick can we at least get our money's worth" Paul said
"I know where I'm not wanted." said the stripper
"What's wrong with you?" Sam asked, "That babe was hot."
"Yeah she was she looked like she was melting under the fifty pounds of make-up she had on her face."
"Oh so you thought she was ugly?" Paul asked
"Yeah I guess" Will said they had only been there about twenty minutes but it felt like an eternity
A few minutes later another stripper in an angel costume came toward them.
"This one's cute isn't she?" Sam asked
"Sure" Will said
"Hey there sexy" the angel stripper said to Will
"Hello" Will said with his voice shaking
The stripper rubbed her chest in his face. Will thought he was going to be sick.
The stripper then turned exposing her g-string as she expected her tip.
"Will come on give her a dollar that was totally worth it", said Paul
"I'm a poor college student I don't have money to waste." Will said
"Is that why you've been so sulky?" Sam asked, "Will it's not a problem we'll give you money. Consider it your Christmas gift."
"Come on, I gotta make a living too" said the angel stripper
"Can we please just go home", Will said
"Will look at where you are" Paul said "You are surrounded by women. You're picking a fine time to throw a fit."
"I'm tired" Will said
"How you slept half the day?" Paul asked
"Leave him alone Paul" Sam said, "That happens when you're at a real college you have to study for a few hours out of the day as opposed to fifteen minutes before an exam and sometimes you get tired. If he doesn't want to be here maybe we should go home."
"It's ok Will maybe it's just too soon" Sam said
"Thanks" Will said
They left. When they got in the car Paul apologized
"I'm sorry Will but what exactly was the problem" Paul asked, "both those chicks were gorgeous."
"I didn't think so" Will said
"This Grace and Jackie must be beautiful if that couldn't turn you on", said Paul
"Yeah they are" Will said he didn't want to talk about it anymore.
They returned to the house. Will wanted to go to bed and get the images out of his head. Will went upstairs and washed his face. When he got out the bathroom Sam was waiting for him.
"Will you know it's ok to be upset about a girl I'm sorry we did something you weren't ready for." Sam said
"It's ok Sam. Your heart was in the right place." Will said
"You know why Paul gives you a hard time right." Sam asked
"Yeah, he's jealous."
"But don't let him get to you." Sam said
"I won't" Will said
"Get some sleep." Sam said
"Good night" Will said
Will went into Paul's room and knew it was going to be a long night Paul was already snoring like an engine that wouldn't start.