Disclaimer: Pfft I dun own 'em. You all know that! But I can and will
control them to no ends BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Warnings: Alas, there will be death and lots of mystery and angst and whatnot Possibly some lemony occurrences. Who knows?
Oh, this is loosely based off of Agatha Christie's book, And Then There Were None. But only in slight ways and nothing big, just so you know.
They all fall down
Part 1: Eerie New Residence
By: DB
"This safe house is creepy . . ." He said to himself as he brushed past the other boys.
He wasn't exactly wrong either. It was the kinda house you saw in horror movies, with an eerie dank smell, white sheets all over the furniture, creepy pictures whose eyes seemed to follow you no matter where you were. They all were half expecting thunder to clap over head even though it was a beautiful day outside. The door slammed shut, causing everyone to jump.
"Sorry guys," Quatre said quietly, "Didn't mean to shut it so hard, it just got stuck." He smiled sheepishly; the others rolled their eyes. Duo was inching towards the narrow staircase, looking at it warily.
"Now why do I have thee feeling I'm going to break one of the stairs and tumble to my death.. Oh because THIS PLACE IS A DEATH TRAP!" He shouted at the rest of them, who weren't exactly disagreeing.
"Look baka.. This is our save house, like it or no. So get used to it."
"Pardon me for wanting to keep my spine intact, oh wondrous Perfect Soldier." He snickered as Heero shoved past him.
"Sheesh," Quatre whispered to Trowa, "With the way they're acting, you'd never guess they were dating." He chuckled and Trowa cracked a smile.
"I heard that Q!" Duo huffed, putting his hands on his hips. He quickly turned and bounded up the stairs after Heero, duffel bag in hand. Quatre rolled his eyes and looked over at Wufei, whom was grimacing.
"You alright Wufei?" He asked quietly.
"Hmm? Oh yeah.. It's just I don't like the feel of this place. It's giving ME Goosebumps." He said quietly, as if afraid someone would hear him. Quatre chuckled and patted his back.
"Sokay, we'll be outta here in no time, ok?"
"Sure." He forced a smile.
~ A few days later, after the boys had settled in. ~
"THERE'S NO TV!" Duo was shouting at the top of his lungs, everyone covered their ears as the braided boy shouted about the indignity and that he wouldn't be able to survive. Then the house went silent. Quatre peeked into the living room with Trowa not far behind.
Duo was..
He was.
"Duo! I didn't know you could read!" Quatre teased. The braided boy looked up from the book he had and glared.
"Of course I can read! Duh. How else could I be such a big fan of murder mysteries and the like?"
"Ooh Murder mysteries? I thought you'd be more into other stuff."
"Like what!? Porn!?" Duo raised an eyebrow, eyeing the blonde suspiciously and the boy's lover whom stood behind him.
Quatre blushed furiously. "You said it not me." He smiled slightly and then ducked back into the kitchen, unloading groceries that Duo would probably devour in the next meal.
"Why aren't you with Heero?" Trowa asked quietly.
Duo blinked at him in confusion. "Did you just speak?" He grinned, teasing the emerald-eyed boy.
"Yeah. answer my question . . . Please." He raised an eyebrow.
"I'm not upstairs with Heero because he yelled at me and said I was too loud and obnoxious and that he had to make sweet love to his laptop." Duo chuckled. "And he kicked me out." He shrugged. "That's all there is to it. Why do you ask, Tro?"
"Just wondering.. I saw him not too long ago. He looked angrier than usual. Maybe you should go knock some sense into him, for our sake. I swear if he points his gun at me one more time, I'll take it and shoot him with it." Trowa cracked a smile, leaving Duo blinking in mild confusion and amazement.
"You just broke your word quota for the month Tro." He shook his head smiling. "Go back and resume your make out session with Quat. I promise I won't peek." He chuckled and hopped off the couch, heading upstairs.
"You said it." Trowa said quietly, going after Quatre.
~
The stairs groaned under Duo's weight. "Please don't break on me.. Please don't break on me." He repeated over and over as he climbed up the stairs. He heaved a heavy sigh of relief as he made it to the top of the staircase, intact.
The hallway loomed before him, shadows dancing where the light from outside couldn't reach. Duo moved and tried to flip the light switch on but the swinging light bulb overhead didn't help much. "This hallway will be the death of me." He said nervously as he tried to tiptoe down the creaking hallway. His stomach lurched when he heard the floorboards crack. He bounded down the hallway and into His and Heero's room.
Heero looked at Duo over his shoulder. For a second, Duo thought Heero was going to kill him. Duo smiled sheepishly. "Just checking up on you, koi." Duo said softly as he strode over to the bed where Heero was perched. Heero knew work wasn't an option with Duo in the room, so he gingerly closed his laptop and looked at the other boy.
"I'm fine baka. Shouldn't you be playing pranks on someone? You know, plotting all our deaths or whatever you usually do?" Heero forced back the smile that wanted to surface.
Duo threw his arms up in exasperation. "Plot your deaths?! Oh no. my plans have been discovered." Duo narrowed his eyes playfully and did his best Terminator voice. "And I will have to kill you now. You know too much." He inched forward, a dangerous glint in his eye. Heero grew slightly worried.
"Duo?" Heero said feebly, definitely not liking the malicious glint in his koi's eyes. Then Duo crouched low and pounced on Heero, pinning him to the bed, grinning.
"No talking, or else I kill you." He said before kissing Heero hard on the mouth. He broke the kiss, chuckling at the dreamy look in Heero's eyes. "Dead yet?" He poked Heero's nose and then the Perfect Soldier decided to play dead.
Duo kissed him once more. "Wake up silly! I know you're faking." He grinned but Heero didn't move, didn't even breathe. "You can't hold your breath forever. And I want you to know. If you die. I don't care because I am a necropheliac!" He was sure Heero would crack a smile but still, he didn't move. Now Duo was panicking. "Come on Heero.. It's not funny anymore. I give! You win! Open your eyes now stupid." The braided boy shook him slightly and then buried his face in the crook of Heero's neck.
Next thing he knew, his wrists were being grasped tightly in Heero's hands and he was being pinned on the bed. Heero smirked. "You called me stupid.." He leaned down over Duo, their lips centimeters away from each other. "And since I win. I get a prize.Wouldn't you agree?"
Duo tried to find the words but his train of thought went bye-bye as he stared helplessly into his koi's deep blue eyes. He decided in that moment that clothes were very, VERY evil.
Heero smirked. "I'll take your silence as a yes . . . Know what I want?" He kissed Duo lightly and pulled away just as Duo began to respond. "Well?"
"No." Duo squeaked out, squirming underneath Heero, trying to turn the tables.
"I want." He kissed Duo's neck, biting at the skin a little, making duo whimper. "You.." He took Duo's lips in a rough, bruising kiss. "To." He smiled, playing his koi's braid. "Fix me lunch. I'm starving." He removed himself from Duo who was groaning in protest.
"Heero! That so wasn't cool!" Every inch of Duo's body was aching for Heero's touch and was burning where he touched him last. Heero stood next to the bed, still fiddling with Duo's braid.
"So? What're going to do about it?"
Duo rose, cupping Heero's face with his hand, his other hand behind his back. Heero noticed the mischievous glint in his eye.
"Duo.. What are you planning?"
"Hm? Oh. nothing." He fingered the switch blade in his back pocket.
"What are you going to do? I know that look." Before Heero could react, Duo had thrown him back onto the bed holding his favorite blade to Heero's throat. Their lips were dangerously close. "Oh. " He kissed Heero, his free hand deftly running over wherever he could touch on Heero's body. Once Duo was sure Heero was good and turned on, he broke the kiss, blade still pressed to his koi's throat. "I'm just going to go plot everyone's demise. you know.." He bit Heero's bottom lip lightly. "What I normally do." Duo put the knife back and was across the room before Heero could blink twice. Duo waved. "Later baka." He said grinning as he bounded downstairs to go eat.
Heero was taking in heavy breaths. Now it was his turn for his body, namely his lower region, to ache. "You'll pay for that baka." He said quietly.
End of Part 1
A/N: Don't cha just hate it when you're left like that? Lol. J/k Yeah sounds like the boys aren't exactly appreciating the death trap that I---- I mean the docs moved them into ^_^ *hides Heero's email address. * Anyway! I don't know how many parts this fic will be. But I do know who dies and how and who the killer is and why they're doing it. ^___________^ (psst... Its relena!) HA yeah right, like I'd give the killer away! You people are silly! R&R! The more reviews I get, the better I make the fic!
~ DB ~
Warnings: Alas, there will be death and lots of mystery and angst and whatnot Possibly some lemony occurrences. Who knows?
Oh, this is loosely based off of Agatha Christie's book, And Then There Were None. But only in slight ways and nothing big, just so you know.
They all fall down
Part 1: Eerie New Residence
By: DB
"This safe house is creepy . . ." He said to himself as he brushed past the other boys.
He wasn't exactly wrong either. It was the kinda house you saw in horror movies, with an eerie dank smell, white sheets all over the furniture, creepy pictures whose eyes seemed to follow you no matter where you were. They all were half expecting thunder to clap over head even though it was a beautiful day outside. The door slammed shut, causing everyone to jump.
"Sorry guys," Quatre said quietly, "Didn't mean to shut it so hard, it just got stuck." He smiled sheepishly; the others rolled their eyes. Duo was inching towards the narrow staircase, looking at it warily.
"Now why do I have thee feeling I'm going to break one of the stairs and tumble to my death.. Oh because THIS PLACE IS A DEATH TRAP!" He shouted at the rest of them, who weren't exactly disagreeing.
"Look baka.. This is our save house, like it or no. So get used to it."
"Pardon me for wanting to keep my spine intact, oh wondrous Perfect Soldier." He snickered as Heero shoved past him.
"Sheesh," Quatre whispered to Trowa, "With the way they're acting, you'd never guess they were dating." He chuckled and Trowa cracked a smile.
"I heard that Q!" Duo huffed, putting his hands on his hips. He quickly turned and bounded up the stairs after Heero, duffel bag in hand. Quatre rolled his eyes and looked over at Wufei, whom was grimacing.
"You alright Wufei?" He asked quietly.
"Hmm? Oh yeah.. It's just I don't like the feel of this place. It's giving ME Goosebumps." He said quietly, as if afraid someone would hear him. Quatre chuckled and patted his back.
"Sokay, we'll be outta here in no time, ok?"
"Sure." He forced a smile.
~ A few days later, after the boys had settled in. ~
"THERE'S NO TV!" Duo was shouting at the top of his lungs, everyone covered their ears as the braided boy shouted about the indignity and that he wouldn't be able to survive. Then the house went silent. Quatre peeked into the living room with Trowa not far behind.
Duo was..
He was.
"Duo! I didn't know you could read!" Quatre teased. The braided boy looked up from the book he had and glared.
"Of course I can read! Duh. How else could I be such a big fan of murder mysteries and the like?"
"Ooh Murder mysteries? I thought you'd be more into other stuff."
"Like what!? Porn!?" Duo raised an eyebrow, eyeing the blonde suspiciously and the boy's lover whom stood behind him.
Quatre blushed furiously. "You said it not me." He smiled slightly and then ducked back into the kitchen, unloading groceries that Duo would probably devour in the next meal.
"Why aren't you with Heero?" Trowa asked quietly.
Duo blinked at him in confusion. "Did you just speak?" He grinned, teasing the emerald-eyed boy.
"Yeah. answer my question . . . Please." He raised an eyebrow.
"I'm not upstairs with Heero because he yelled at me and said I was too loud and obnoxious and that he had to make sweet love to his laptop." Duo chuckled. "And he kicked me out." He shrugged. "That's all there is to it. Why do you ask, Tro?"
"Just wondering.. I saw him not too long ago. He looked angrier than usual. Maybe you should go knock some sense into him, for our sake. I swear if he points his gun at me one more time, I'll take it and shoot him with it." Trowa cracked a smile, leaving Duo blinking in mild confusion and amazement.
"You just broke your word quota for the month Tro." He shook his head smiling. "Go back and resume your make out session with Quat. I promise I won't peek." He chuckled and hopped off the couch, heading upstairs.
"You said it." Trowa said quietly, going after Quatre.
~
The stairs groaned under Duo's weight. "Please don't break on me.. Please don't break on me." He repeated over and over as he climbed up the stairs. He heaved a heavy sigh of relief as he made it to the top of the staircase, intact.
The hallway loomed before him, shadows dancing where the light from outside couldn't reach. Duo moved and tried to flip the light switch on but the swinging light bulb overhead didn't help much. "This hallway will be the death of me." He said nervously as he tried to tiptoe down the creaking hallway. His stomach lurched when he heard the floorboards crack. He bounded down the hallway and into His and Heero's room.
Heero looked at Duo over his shoulder. For a second, Duo thought Heero was going to kill him. Duo smiled sheepishly. "Just checking up on you, koi." Duo said softly as he strode over to the bed where Heero was perched. Heero knew work wasn't an option with Duo in the room, so he gingerly closed his laptop and looked at the other boy.
"I'm fine baka. Shouldn't you be playing pranks on someone? You know, plotting all our deaths or whatever you usually do?" Heero forced back the smile that wanted to surface.
Duo threw his arms up in exasperation. "Plot your deaths?! Oh no. my plans have been discovered." Duo narrowed his eyes playfully and did his best Terminator voice. "And I will have to kill you now. You know too much." He inched forward, a dangerous glint in his eye. Heero grew slightly worried.
"Duo?" Heero said feebly, definitely not liking the malicious glint in his koi's eyes. Then Duo crouched low and pounced on Heero, pinning him to the bed, grinning.
"No talking, or else I kill you." He said before kissing Heero hard on the mouth. He broke the kiss, chuckling at the dreamy look in Heero's eyes. "Dead yet?" He poked Heero's nose and then the Perfect Soldier decided to play dead.
Duo kissed him once more. "Wake up silly! I know you're faking." He grinned but Heero didn't move, didn't even breathe. "You can't hold your breath forever. And I want you to know. If you die. I don't care because I am a necropheliac!" He was sure Heero would crack a smile but still, he didn't move. Now Duo was panicking. "Come on Heero.. It's not funny anymore. I give! You win! Open your eyes now stupid." The braided boy shook him slightly and then buried his face in the crook of Heero's neck.
Next thing he knew, his wrists were being grasped tightly in Heero's hands and he was being pinned on the bed. Heero smirked. "You called me stupid.." He leaned down over Duo, their lips centimeters away from each other. "And since I win. I get a prize.Wouldn't you agree?"
Duo tried to find the words but his train of thought went bye-bye as he stared helplessly into his koi's deep blue eyes. He decided in that moment that clothes were very, VERY evil.
Heero smirked. "I'll take your silence as a yes . . . Know what I want?" He kissed Duo lightly and pulled away just as Duo began to respond. "Well?"
"No." Duo squeaked out, squirming underneath Heero, trying to turn the tables.
"I want." He kissed Duo's neck, biting at the skin a little, making duo whimper. "You.." He took Duo's lips in a rough, bruising kiss. "To." He smiled, playing his koi's braid. "Fix me lunch. I'm starving." He removed himself from Duo who was groaning in protest.
"Heero! That so wasn't cool!" Every inch of Duo's body was aching for Heero's touch and was burning where he touched him last. Heero stood next to the bed, still fiddling with Duo's braid.
"So? What're going to do about it?"
Duo rose, cupping Heero's face with his hand, his other hand behind his back. Heero noticed the mischievous glint in his eye.
"Duo.. What are you planning?"
"Hm? Oh. nothing." He fingered the switch blade in his back pocket.
"What are you going to do? I know that look." Before Heero could react, Duo had thrown him back onto the bed holding his favorite blade to Heero's throat. Their lips were dangerously close. "Oh. " He kissed Heero, his free hand deftly running over wherever he could touch on Heero's body. Once Duo was sure Heero was good and turned on, he broke the kiss, blade still pressed to his koi's throat. "I'm just going to go plot everyone's demise. you know.." He bit Heero's bottom lip lightly. "What I normally do." Duo put the knife back and was across the room before Heero could blink twice. Duo waved. "Later baka." He said grinning as he bounded downstairs to go eat.
Heero was taking in heavy breaths. Now it was his turn for his body, namely his lower region, to ache. "You'll pay for that baka." He said quietly.
End of Part 1
A/N: Don't cha just hate it when you're left like that? Lol. J/k Yeah sounds like the boys aren't exactly appreciating the death trap that I---- I mean the docs moved them into ^_^ *hides Heero's email address. * Anyway! I don't know how many parts this fic will be. But I do know who dies and how and who the killer is and why they're doing it. ^___________^ (psst... Its relena!) HA yeah right, like I'd give the killer away! You people are silly! R&R! The more reviews I get, the better I make the fic!
~ DB ~