**Since so many people liked her last chapter (A WHOPPING SIX PEOPLE!!)
Pechan decided to waste more time here. This way, she can't possibly own
Rurouni Kenshin. Cause Rurouni Kenshin isn't this bad/stupid. Plus, she's
very bored.
~ Rokurokubi ~
Last time, Saito became a werewolf. (ooh, ahh!!) Now he meets a fellow creature of the Japanese night.......... a dreaded ROKUROKUBI!! (rokurokubi women with long necks....................... yes, that's all they do. They have long necks)
Saito: (humming 'Bark at the Moon')
Okita: Sir? Now with the Revolution over, what must you do?
Saito: Well, I figured I'd go after that Himura chick. Didn't really get her number, and it never hurts to bang another pretty face.
Okita: It's a guy, sir. For the one hundred and eighty seventh and hopefully last time, Himura Battousai is a male.
Saito: No one has proven that yet, have they smart@$$? So until then, it's just smooth sailin' and erotic dreams for me of that sword chick.
Okita: .......................................... it's a full moon, sir.
Saito: Ah, cr@p. Well, here I go again!! (transforms into a werewolf) Damn, this fur's itchy.
Mysterious Woman: Halt!!
Saito: Geez, can't a guy walk into town without being flocked by women?
Okita: I can, sir.
Saito: And that's why you're still a loser. (looks at woman) Hello there!! Need any assistance?
Mysterious Woman: Shut it, you!! You constantly belittle my boy friend!! Now, you must perish!!
Saito: Uh, and you're boy toy would be?
Mysterious Woman: (stands straight, all proud and stuff) Why, Kenshin Himura is his name!!
Saito: .......................
Okita: Told you he was a guy-
Saito: Ah, shut up. Who the hell is this ugly girl, anyways?
Mysterious: I am Kaoru Kamiya, now prepare to meet your maker!! (starts transforming and stuff)
Saito: ..................... ................................. .................. so, Okita! You hungry? I can like, go kill a wild boar for us so easy with these super wolf senses.
Okita: As you wish, sir. But pick one of the less fatty ones!! I think I'm getting fat from eating all the wild boar you kill-
Kaoru: HEY, I'M TRANSFORMING INTO SOMEWTHING REALLY CRAZY HERE!! (suddenly, her neck pops up all long) There!!
Saito: ...........................
Okita: ............................
Saito: ......are you sure you're not just a lesbian? I'm pretty sure Himura was a girL-
Kaoru: I'D KNOW IF I WAS A LESBIAN, YOU FOP!! (starts turning her head all crazy like, and wobbling her long neck) BOOOO!! BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (emits crazy hisses and noises)
Saito: (scratches ear all dog like) Alright, this is getting boring. What the hell are you, some kinda cat or something?
Kaoru: I'm a rokurokubi, you A hole!! The most feared Japanese monster there is besides oni, kappa , yurei, and bakemono!!
Saito: In other words, you'd be scary if there was absolutely nothing else on this earth scarier than you. Like bunnies.
Okita: Bunnies scare me, sir!!
Saito: Fine, mice. Do they scare you?
Okita: Mice give me the willies, sir. What about spiders?
Saito: GAH!! Don't even mention them, I get all shuddery!! Damn, when I see those, I scream so loud-
Kaoru: STOP SAYING WHAT'S SCARIER THAN ME AND START BEING SCARED OF ME!! RARRRRR!!
Saitro: Seriously, is that all you can do? Make you're neck go long?
Kaoru: ............ well, I also cook!! (holds up a pot of what looks like steamy vomit) I made seafood chowder!! Want some?
Okita: (clamping hands over his mouth to keep from throwing up)
Saito: OH GOD, IT'S HORRIBLE!! (runs off, yipping)
Okita: (runs after him) WAIT FOR ME, SIR!! SHE'S COMING RIGHT FOR ME!!
Kaoru: (dancing) KYA HA HAAAAAAAA!! YES, FEAR ME!! FEEEAAAAARRR MEEEEEEEE- uh oh- (her neck grew too long, and she tipped over form the sheer weight and equilibrium of it) OWW!!
~~thirty or so minutes later~~
Okita: Sir!! ........(pant pant) .....I think we......(gasp gasp) ......we..... (breath breath) .....lost her.....(wheeze)........sir....
Saito: Oh, I know. I just saw a cat, and I just had to chase it. (growls) Damn cats, all walkin' around like they own the place-
Mysterious Voice: HALT!!
Saito: Dude, seriously, as soon as the ladies hear I'm in town, they just can't keep their hands off me-GAH!! (spots the voice was coming form Sano) You're a guy!!
Sano: (cracks knuckles) You bet I am!!
Saito:..................... sorry pal, I don't swing that way. Okita here does.
Okita: I am not gay!! I just like accessorizing!! (holds up purse)
Saito: Yeah, and I'm size four.
Sano: Can it, Narrow Eyes!! I got something in store for you!! (starts to transform)
Saito: Oh great here it comes....
Sano: (in a flurry of bright light and brown bursts of feathers, he transforms into.....)
Saito: ................................. a rooster. Wow, great climax there, Pechan.
Pechan: Gah, he SAID MY NAME!! (has a heart attack from pure shock)
Okita: (takes stick, pokes Sano) I think this one's good for cooking, sir.
Sano: Get away from me!! I'm here to fight the Werewolf of Mibu!! (thunderclap)
Okita: (looks up) Why'd it get all cloudy all of a sudden?
Saito: Well, if it makes you happy, I accept.
Sano: Hell yeah!! After my vigorous training under the Sekihoutai, I can finally-
(Saito clamps big werewolf jaws over little rooster head)
Okita: ...................... Well, that went fast.
Saito: (eyes widen, jumps back) OW!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!
Sano: Ha ha!! It's called my 'Pecking the Cr@p Outta Your Tongue' attack!! Almost as impressive as- (lunges at Satio, fist outstretched ) FUTAENOKIWAMI!!!!!
(but since he's a rooster, it doesn't really do much)
Saito:..................... hey Okita!! Do we really have to get that sushi you like in this town? It's full of idiots I don't feel like eating.
Okita: Well, we could always go to Kyoto, sir.
Saito: Egads, no!! I hear there's a mummy there!!
Okita: Really, sir?
Saito: Yeah, goes by the name of Shishio.
Okita: Didn't they make a movie called that? You know, the Mummy vs the Werewolf?
Saito: What the hell is a movie, Okita?
Okita: Ahh, nothing! Nothing at all!! (sweats)
Saito: ........................... ah, whatever. I hear the mummy's got some fine piece a booty traveling with him.
Okita: Eeww, girls. Like, ick-some, sir!!
Saito: ......................... why did I agree to travel with you, again?
Oktia: I money and lots of it.
Saito: Oh, that's right.
(And thus the two leave the rooster behind on their way to defeat Shishio, since Sano probably got hit by a carriage anyways)
**not as good as my last one, but I decided to make it three chapters anyways. (yes, the third one's not here yet.
~ Rokurokubi ~
Last time, Saito became a werewolf. (ooh, ahh!!) Now he meets a fellow creature of the Japanese night.......... a dreaded ROKUROKUBI!! (rokurokubi women with long necks....................... yes, that's all they do. They have long necks)
Saito: (humming 'Bark at the Moon')
Okita: Sir? Now with the Revolution over, what must you do?
Saito: Well, I figured I'd go after that Himura chick. Didn't really get her number, and it never hurts to bang another pretty face.
Okita: It's a guy, sir. For the one hundred and eighty seventh and hopefully last time, Himura Battousai is a male.
Saito: No one has proven that yet, have they smart@$$? So until then, it's just smooth sailin' and erotic dreams for me of that sword chick.
Okita: .......................................... it's a full moon, sir.
Saito: Ah, cr@p. Well, here I go again!! (transforms into a werewolf) Damn, this fur's itchy.
Mysterious Woman: Halt!!
Saito: Geez, can't a guy walk into town without being flocked by women?
Okita: I can, sir.
Saito: And that's why you're still a loser. (looks at woman) Hello there!! Need any assistance?
Mysterious Woman: Shut it, you!! You constantly belittle my boy friend!! Now, you must perish!!
Saito: Uh, and you're boy toy would be?
Mysterious Woman: (stands straight, all proud and stuff) Why, Kenshin Himura is his name!!
Saito: .......................
Okita: Told you he was a guy-
Saito: Ah, shut up. Who the hell is this ugly girl, anyways?
Mysterious: I am Kaoru Kamiya, now prepare to meet your maker!! (starts transforming and stuff)
Saito: ..................... ................................. .................. so, Okita! You hungry? I can like, go kill a wild boar for us so easy with these super wolf senses.
Okita: As you wish, sir. But pick one of the less fatty ones!! I think I'm getting fat from eating all the wild boar you kill-
Kaoru: HEY, I'M TRANSFORMING INTO SOMEWTHING REALLY CRAZY HERE!! (suddenly, her neck pops up all long) There!!
Saito: ...........................
Okita: ............................
Saito: ......are you sure you're not just a lesbian? I'm pretty sure Himura was a girL-
Kaoru: I'D KNOW IF I WAS A LESBIAN, YOU FOP!! (starts turning her head all crazy like, and wobbling her long neck) BOOOO!! BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (emits crazy hisses and noises)
Saito: (scratches ear all dog like) Alright, this is getting boring. What the hell are you, some kinda cat or something?
Kaoru: I'm a rokurokubi, you A hole!! The most feared Japanese monster there is besides oni, kappa , yurei, and bakemono!!
Saito: In other words, you'd be scary if there was absolutely nothing else on this earth scarier than you. Like bunnies.
Okita: Bunnies scare me, sir!!
Saito: Fine, mice. Do they scare you?
Okita: Mice give me the willies, sir. What about spiders?
Saito: GAH!! Don't even mention them, I get all shuddery!! Damn, when I see those, I scream so loud-
Kaoru: STOP SAYING WHAT'S SCARIER THAN ME AND START BEING SCARED OF ME!! RARRRRR!!
Saitro: Seriously, is that all you can do? Make you're neck go long?
Kaoru: ............ well, I also cook!! (holds up a pot of what looks like steamy vomit) I made seafood chowder!! Want some?
Okita: (clamping hands over his mouth to keep from throwing up)
Saito: OH GOD, IT'S HORRIBLE!! (runs off, yipping)
Okita: (runs after him) WAIT FOR ME, SIR!! SHE'S COMING RIGHT FOR ME!!
Kaoru: (dancing) KYA HA HAAAAAAAA!! YES, FEAR ME!! FEEEAAAAARRR MEEEEEEEE- uh oh- (her neck grew too long, and she tipped over form the sheer weight and equilibrium of it) OWW!!
~~thirty or so minutes later~~
Okita: Sir!! ........(pant pant) .....I think we......(gasp gasp) ......we..... (breath breath) .....lost her.....(wheeze)........sir....
Saito: Oh, I know. I just saw a cat, and I just had to chase it. (growls) Damn cats, all walkin' around like they own the place-
Mysterious Voice: HALT!!
Saito: Dude, seriously, as soon as the ladies hear I'm in town, they just can't keep their hands off me-GAH!! (spots the voice was coming form Sano) You're a guy!!
Sano: (cracks knuckles) You bet I am!!
Saito:..................... sorry pal, I don't swing that way. Okita here does.
Okita: I am not gay!! I just like accessorizing!! (holds up purse)
Saito: Yeah, and I'm size four.
Sano: Can it, Narrow Eyes!! I got something in store for you!! (starts to transform)
Saito: Oh great here it comes....
Sano: (in a flurry of bright light and brown bursts of feathers, he transforms into.....)
Saito: ................................. a rooster. Wow, great climax there, Pechan.
Pechan: Gah, he SAID MY NAME!! (has a heart attack from pure shock)
Okita: (takes stick, pokes Sano) I think this one's good for cooking, sir.
Sano: Get away from me!! I'm here to fight the Werewolf of Mibu!! (thunderclap)
Okita: (looks up) Why'd it get all cloudy all of a sudden?
Saito: Well, if it makes you happy, I accept.
Sano: Hell yeah!! After my vigorous training under the Sekihoutai, I can finally-
(Saito clamps big werewolf jaws over little rooster head)
Okita: ...................... Well, that went fast.
Saito: (eyes widen, jumps back) OW!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!
Sano: Ha ha!! It's called my 'Pecking the Cr@p Outta Your Tongue' attack!! Almost as impressive as- (lunges at Satio, fist outstretched ) FUTAENOKIWAMI!!!!!
(but since he's a rooster, it doesn't really do much)
Saito:..................... hey Okita!! Do we really have to get that sushi you like in this town? It's full of idiots I don't feel like eating.
Okita: Well, we could always go to Kyoto, sir.
Saito: Egads, no!! I hear there's a mummy there!!
Okita: Really, sir?
Saito: Yeah, goes by the name of Shishio.
Okita: Didn't they make a movie called that? You know, the Mummy vs the Werewolf?
Saito: What the hell is a movie, Okita?
Okita: Ahh, nothing! Nothing at all!! (sweats)
Saito: ........................... ah, whatever. I hear the mummy's got some fine piece a booty traveling with him.
Okita: Eeww, girls. Like, ick-some, sir!!
Saito: ......................... why did I agree to travel with you, again?
Oktia: I money and lots of it.
Saito: Oh, that's right.
(And thus the two leave the rooster behind on their way to defeat Shishio, since Sano probably got hit by a carriage anyways)
**not as good as my last one, but I decided to make it three chapters anyways. (yes, the third one's not here yet.