Always see him in the news,

Or on your brand new pair of shoes

Harry, good guys all

All he does is fight some guy

He got a scar and that's no lie

Talkin about how hard life can be.

I'd like to see you spend a week

Livin out there on the streets, I don't think you would survive

Just to spend a day or two

Without Albus at you're shoes

I think you'd stumble and you'd fall

You would fall

A a a all

Lifestyles of a little boy Weasly

He yelled Harry take it easy

You're makin me queasy

Cause When Harry goes fightin danger,

He's still got Granger

Who is no stranger

Did you know if you were Snape then you could gel your hair

And there'd be no such thing as too much in there

As long as you've got the cash to pay for more gel

And did you know if you were Voldy you'd be smokin crack

And the dealer wouldn't even want your money back

As long as you've got your wand with you then

I'd like to see you spend a week

Livin out there on the streets, I don't think you would survive

Just to spend a day or two

Without Albus at you're shoes

I think you'd stumble and you'd fall

You would fall

A a a all

Lifestyles of his girlfriend Hermione

Her brain's far from tiny

And unlike Ron isn't whiny

When…Harry gets really MAD

It makes Ron sad

And Malfoy glad

Glad….Glad….