Chapter 5: Cleaning Up The Refuse
Disclaimer: Still don't own MGS, or Baskin Robins, or 32 flavors of Ice Cream, but maybe one day...
Notes: Revolver Liquid=RL (If you don't know that by now, you should be beaten multiple times with a wooden baseball bat)
I would also like to point out the fact that I hate Bob the Builder, so I am going to kill him again, but I promise this is the last time
"The shell has been fired." Said Ocelot with a grin. It was only a manner of time. Considering they were many yards away, it would take a while to hit, but not very long.
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BBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
The shell did more then they could have hoped for. The banquet hall was completely destroyed.
"WE DID IT!!!!" yelled RL in extreme happiness.
'Lets go so what is left, I want to keep my brother's ashes.' Said Liquid in great happiness.
"How will you know the difference between everybody else's ashes from Snakes?" said Ocelot.
'Shut Up!' said Liquid, when he realized what he said was illogical. After thinking about how he had just finally did what he has been trying to do for the past few years (which is kill Snake for you slow bastards out there), he decided to celebrate.
'Hey Ocelot, lets go to Baskin Robins!!' said Liquid.
"Ok." said Ocelot. He than began driving to the nearest Baskin Robins.
'Don't you think we should take a normal car and not the tank?' said Liquid.
"You're right." Said Ocelot. Ocelot drove the tank back to the remains of the tank store and stole a car that was near by. A man ran out and started yelling at them.
"Come back, that's my car. You fuck wads. I ought to call the cops you shit face bastards!! Stop stealing stuff!" Shouted the man.
RL turned around and stated a conversation with the man.
"Stealing stuff is fun!" protested RL. On closer inspection, RL found the man was really...
"Where do I know you from?" asked RL with great suspicion. He has seen this man before.
"You damn fool. You know who I am!!!" said this strange man.
"Solidus?" asked RL dumb struck
"NO, I'M THE OLD MAN WHO IS THE FATHER OF THE CHILDREN MIKE TYSON WANTS TO EAT!!!!"
"What's your name?" asked RL
"My name is...."
He was interrupted by...
(I'm sorry, once is not enough)
BOB THE BUILDER
CAN WE FIX IT?
BOB THE BUILDER
BANG BANG!!!!!!
RL pulls out a M4 carbine rifle and fills the fucking fat ass full of lead.
"No we can't fix it, but I just fixed you!!!" said RL evilly with a wide faced grin.
The old man witnessing these events ran away with a load of crap in his pants, screaming..
"THAT MAN IS CRAZY!!!"
RL just shrugs and gets back into the car.
"Ok, now let's go to Baskin Robins" said Ocelot. They then drove off.
*******
Debris was everywhere as Snake arose from the ground, quite shaken by what had just happened. He looked around the darkened room, which was dimly lightened by a fire. Snake then called out hoping for survivors.
"HELLO!!!???" called out Snake. His friends were buried in the rubble, and he was conserned weather or not they are dead or not.
Again he called out.
"Hello?!?" yelled Snake again.
No answer.
"IF NO ONE IS ALIVE, I'M STEALING YOUR WALLETS!!!" said Snake.
Immediately everyone started to try and get out of the rubble. Snake was very relived when everyone was accounted for.
"Are you guys alright?" he asked, not being able to contain the worry in his voice.
"We're fine" said Otacon, "But there is something we need to tell you, right Raiden?" he said, as he elbowed Raiden in the ribs.
"Uh, err, yeah. Ocelot/Liquid Was looking for a tank after asking where your party was." Said Raiden with fear in his voice.
"Yeah, and dumb ass over here gave him an invitation, practically putting all of us in danger." Said Otacon.
Snake, now tremblelling with anger, tried to hide it.
"Why didn't you tell me??" asked Snake angrily.
"Um, we, uh, thought that, um... Otacon?" said Raiden with fear.
"I, uh, um... IT WAS HIS FAULT!!!" yelled Otacon, as he ran away in fear.
Snake then looked at Raiden with immense anger.
"MY BIRTHDAY PARTY HAS BEEN FUCKED UP BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT OCELIQUID???" yelled Snake. He was about ready to kill Raiden.
"I, uh, thought he wouldn't be stupid enough to attack on your birthday!" said Raiden in his defense.
"HE'S STUPID ENOUGH TO ATTACK ME ON THE CRAPPER, WHY WOULDN'T HE ATTACK ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?" yelled Snake in even more anger.
"He attacked you on the can?" asked Campbell. "When?"
"A long time ago, but never mind." Said Snake.
"So, you going to kill Raiden?" asked Campbell.
"No, not yet. I've got to get even with Ocelot/Liquid first.
*******
"So, what kind of Ice Cream do you want sir?" asked the Ice Cream person from Baskin Robins.
"I would like a Chocolate and Peanut Butter crunch, and a birthday surprise."
Said RL, who felt like really celebrating.
"Ok sir that will be $6.50" said the cheerful cashier.
"How the hell can you be so cheerful when you work in such a dive like this?" said RL, who was trying to break the kid's spirit.
"Just take the ice cream" said the kid.
"Whatever. See ya round, 'cashier boy'" said RL as he walked away.
"Hey sir, you forgot to pay." Said the cashier.
"I know." Said RL as he walked away. He found an empty booth and started to eat his ice cream.
"Why did you want a birthday surprise?" asked Ocelot.
'If it was Snake's birthday, then its mine too stupid' replied Liquid.
"I never thought of that, and who you calling stupid?" asked Ocelot.
'You, you jackass.' Replied Liquid
"Shut up or I'll stab you with a q-tip!!!" yelled Ocelot, who jumped up when he said this. By now, all of the people in Ice Cream place were looking strangely at him. He then slowly sat back down and resumed eating his ice cream.
'Way to make a complete ass of your self!' said Liquid.
"SHUT UP!!!" yelled Ocelot. "Everyone is looking at us." He said to Liquid, as if Liquid didn't know.
'All right, I'll be quiet. But only if you eat the birthday surprise first.' Said Liquid. He was pretty eager to have his ice cream be eaten first.
As Ocelot started eating his ice cream, a band of punks drove by and started firing machine guns. They attacked the Baskin Robins, proclaiming themselves to be 'The Dairy Queens', even though they were all men. They fired until they passed by the store.
"DIE YOU DAIRY QUEEN SONS OF BITCHES!!!!" yelled the cashier as he pulled out a 12-gauge shotgun with buckshot bullets.
RL took control of the moment, picked up his ice cream, and walked out the door, without paying.
"Thank God for those Dairy Queen freaks." said Ocelot.
'Yes, we're flat broke, and that Baskin Robins idiot gave us the ice cream anyway. Like I said before, these people are major retards.' Said Liquid, as RL started the car. He then drove off.
"We stole old women's purses and walkers, ice cream, and killed your Brother. What a night!" said Ocelot.
'Yes, and now we get to go home and devise a plan to take over the world, um, again. And, this time, without Snake in the wa...' Liquid stopped in mid sentence. He didn't believe what he just saw. It was Snake!!
WILL REVOLVER LIQUID TRY TO KILL SNAKE, UM, AGAIN??? WILL SNAKE HAVE A NEW PARTY AT HIS HOUSE??? WILL SNAKE GET REVENGE ON RL??? WILL SNAKE FINISH EATING THE CAKE HE ABANDONED A CHAPTER AGO???
TUNE IN NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!
Disclaimer: Still don't own MGS, or Baskin Robins, or 32 flavors of Ice Cream, but maybe one day...
Notes: Revolver Liquid=RL (If you don't know that by now, you should be beaten multiple times with a wooden baseball bat)
I would also like to point out the fact that I hate Bob the Builder, so I am going to kill him again, but I promise this is the last time
"The shell has been fired." Said Ocelot with a grin. It was only a manner of time. Considering they were many yards away, it would take a while to hit, but not very long.
3
2
1
BBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
The shell did more then they could have hoped for. The banquet hall was completely destroyed.
"WE DID IT!!!!" yelled RL in extreme happiness.
'Lets go so what is left, I want to keep my brother's ashes.' Said Liquid in great happiness.
"How will you know the difference between everybody else's ashes from Snakes?" said Ocelot.
'Shut Up!' said Liquid, when he realized what he said was illogical. After thinking about how he had just finally did what he has been trying to do for the past few years (which is kill Snake for you slow bastards out there), he decided to celebrate.
'Hey Ocelot, lets go to Baskin Robins!!' said Liquid.
"Ok." said Ocelot. He than began driving to the nearest Baskin Robins.
'Don't you think we should take a normal car and not the tank?' said Liquid.
"You're right." Said Ocelot. Ocelot drove the tank back to the remains of the tank store and stole a car that was near by. A man ran out and started yelling at them.
"Come back, that's my car. You fuck wads. I ought to call the cops you shit face bastards!! Stop stealing stuff!" Shouted the man.
RL turned around and stated a conversation with the man.
"Stealing stuff is fun!" protested RL. On closer inspection, RL found the man was really...
"Where do I know you from?" asked RL with great suspicion. He has seen this man before.
"You damn fool. You know who I am!!!" said this strange man.
"Solidus?" asked RL dumb struck
"NO, I'M THE OLD MAN WHO IS THE FATHER OF THE CHILDREN MIKE TYSON WANTS TO EAT!!!!"
"What's your name?" asked RL
"My name is...."
He was interrupted by...
(I'm sorry, once is not enough)
BOB THE BUILDER
CAN WE FIX IT?
BOB THE BUILDER
BANG BANG!!!!!!
RL pulls out a M4 carbine rifle and fills the fucking fat ass full of lead.
"No we can't fix it, but I just fixed you!!!" said RL evilly with a wide faced grin.
The old man witnessing these events ran away with a load of crap in his pants, screaming..
"THAT MAN IS CRAZY!!!"
RL just shrugs and gets back into the car.
"Ok, now let's go to Baskin Robins" said Ocelot. They then drove off.
*******
Debris was everywhere as Snake arose from the ground, quite shaken by what had just happened. He looked around the darkened room, which was dimly lightened by a fire. Snake then called out hoping for survivors.
"HELLO!!!???" called out Snake. His friends were buried in the rubble, and he was conserned weather or not they are dead or not.
Again he called out.
"Hello?!?" yelled Snake again.
No answer.
"IF NO ONE IS ALIVE, I'M STEALING YOUR WALLETS!!!" said Snake.
Immediately everyone started to try and get out of the rubble. Snake was very relived when everyone was accounted for.
"Are you guys alright?" he asked, not being able to contain the worry in his voice.
"We're fine" said Otacon, "But there is something we need to tell you, right Raiden?" he said, as he elbowed Raiden in the ribs.
"Uh, err, yeah. Ocelot/Liquid Was looking for a tank after asking where your party was." Said Raiden with fear in his voice.
"Yeah, and dumb ass over here gave him an invitation, practically putting all of us in danger." Said Otacon.
Snake, now tremblelling with anger, tried to hide it.
"Why didn't you tell me??" asked Snake angrily.
"Um, we, uh, thought that, um... Otacon?" said Raiden with fear.
"I, uh, um... IT WAS HIS FAULT!!!" yelled Otacon, as he ran away in fear.
Snake then looked at Raiden with immense anger.
"MY BIRTHDAY PARTY HAS BEEN FUCKED UP BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT OCELIQUID???" yelled Snake. He was about ready to kill Raiden.
"I, uh, thought he wouldn't be stupid enough to attack on your birthday!" said Raiden in his defense.
"HE'S STUPID ENOUGH TO ATTACK ME ON THE CRAPPER, WHY WOULDN'T HE ATTACK ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?" yelled Snake in even more anger.
"He attacked you on the can?" asked Campbell. "When?"
"A long time ago, but never mind." Said Snake.
"So, you going to kill Raiden?" asked Campbell.
"No, not yet. I've got to get even with Ocelot/Liquid first.
*******
"So, what kind of Ice Cream do you want sir?" asked the Ice Cream person from Baskin Robins.
"I would like a Chocolate and Peanut Butter crunch, and a birthday surprise."
Said RL, who felt like really celebrating.
"Ok sir that will be $6.50" said the cheerful cashier.
"How the hell can you be so cheerful when you work in such a dive like this?" said RL, who was trying to break the kid's spirit.
"Just take the ice cream" said the kid.
"Whatever. See ya round, 'cashier boy'" said RL as he walked away.
"Hey sir, you forgot to pay." Said the cashier.
"I know." Said RL as he walked away. He found an empty booth and started to eat his ice cream.
"Why did you want a birthday surprise?" asked Ocelot.
'If it was Snake's birthday, then its mine too stupid' replied Liquid.
"I never thought of that, and who you calling stupid?" asked Ocelot.
'You, you jackass.' Replied Liquid
"Shut up or I'll stab you with a q-tip!!!" yelled Ocelot, who jumped up when he said this. By now, all of the people in Ice Cream place were looking strangely at him. He then slowly sat back down and resumed eating his ice cream.
'Way to make a complete ass of your self!' said Liquid.
"SHUT UP!!!" yelled Ocelot. "Everyone is looking at us." He said to Liquid, as if Liquid didn't know.
'All right, I'll be quiet. But only if you eat the birthday surprise first.' Said Liquid. He was pretty eager to have his ice cream be eaten first.
As Ocelot started eating his ice cream, a band of punks drove by and started firing machine guns. They attacked the Baskin Robins, proclaiming themselves to be 'The Dairy Queens', even though they were all men. They fired until they passed by the store.
"DIE YOU DAIRY QUEEN SONS OF BITCHES!!!!" yelled the cashier as he pulled out a 12-gauge shotgun with buckshot bullets.
RL took control of the moment, picked up his ice cream, and walked out the door, without paying.
"Thank God for those Dairy Queen freaks." said Ocelot.
'Yes, we're flat broke, and that Baskin Robins idiot gave us the ice cream anyway. Like I said before, these people are major retards.' Said Liquid, as RL started the car. He then drove off.
"We stole old women's purses and walkers, ice cream, and killed your Brother. What a night!" said Ocelot.
'Yes, and now we get to go home and devise a plan to take over the world, um, again. And, this time, without Snake in the wa...' Liquid stopped in mid sentence. He didn't believe what he just saw. It was Snake!!
WILL REVOLVER LIQUID TRY TO KILL SNAKE, UM, AGAIN??? WILL SNAKE HAVE A NEW PARTY AT HIS HOUSE??? WILL SNAKE GET REVENGE ON RL??? WILL SNAKE FINISH EATING THE CAKE HE ABANDONED A CHAPTER AGO???
TUNE IN NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!