Chapter 6: New Plans, and Long, Long Chases
Disclaimer: Don't own MGS, PERIOD!!!!!
Notes: For you absolute dumb Asses out there, RL means Revolver Liquid. OK? This is the last time I'm reminding you, stupids.
NOT SO LONG AGO IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMEWHERE IN FRONT OF A COVENIENCE STORE IN TWIN LAKES, ALASKA...
"Ok, if you were RL, where would you go at this time of night, and I would never go?" asked Snake to Raiden.
"A gay bar?" replied Raiden.
"Besides there!" yelled Snake, who shuddered at the idea of having a gay brother, even though it was probably true.
"A comic book convention?" asked Otacon
"I DIDN'T ASK YOU DUMB ASS!!!" yelled Snake in anger.
*******
'Ocelot, there is a Comic Book convention in New Jersey in a week.' Said Liquid.
"Yeah, Holden McNeal and Banky Edwards, the authors of 'Bluntman and Chronic' will be there!!!" said Ocelot excitedly.
'Yeah, that's great, but that's not the point. Snake will never look for us there.' Said Liquid.
"Why we running from Snake all of a sudden?" asked Ocelot, who was confused as all hell.
'We're not running, we're leading him into a trap.' Said Liquid.
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF ME, YOU'RE MY ARM IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER!!!!" yelled Ocelot, who now scared away children who were playing in the park they were currently in.
'Don't be so damn loud! I know I'm your damn arm. Just listen, I have it all figured out. We go to the comic book convention and set a trap.' Said Liquid.
"I see, but how do we get Snake to go to New Jersey?" asked Ocelot.
'I don't know!' yelled Liquid in annoyance.
"I thought you had it figured out already." Said Ocelot with an amused sort of tone.
'SHUT UP YOU!!!!' said Liquid. Suddenly, Ocelots own arm reached up and smacked him in the face.
"Why did you do that?" asked Ocelot in anger.
'Because you are such an ass!!!' yelled Liquid.
"THAT'S IT, TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM!!!!!" yelled Ocelot, who was ready to have his arm replaced.
'Oh no you don't!!!!!' yelled Liquid, who this time punched Ocelot in the face.
The two then spent the next hour fighting with, themselves?
**********
"Do you want paper or plastic?" asked the cashier. Snake was at a local gun store buying more bullets for his M4 rifle.
"Uh, paper." Said Snake in his rough voice.
"Uh, before I give you these, you have to fill out this form, state mandate." Said the cashier.
"Whatever." Said Snake, with the aggravation in his voice showing.
The form was obviously a waste of time to fill out. It just gave a whole bunch of questions that really weren't that important.
Do you plan to kill anyone: Yes
If so, who: My evil brother, Liquid Snake, and his gay lackey, Revolver Ocelot
Have you ever bought any other armaments from this store: Yes
If so, what: .45 caliber bullets
Do you think the people you want to kill deserve killing? Yes
If so, why: Because he is an ass hole.
He then gave the form back to the cashier, who filed it.
"Ok, here are your bullets, and the cost is, $2.99."
Snake paid the bill, and left.
"Ok, now we got to find the bastard." Said Snake, as he got back into the car.
Snake then started to drive around. He drove to the remains of the tank store and found the corpse of the storeowner.
"So, where should we look?" asked Raiden.
"What the hells this 'we' shit?" asked Snake. He than punched Raiden in the face and got back into the car. He then sped off extremely fast.
"Dumb bastard thought I was going to take him with me, he almost got me killed once, why should I give him another opportunity?" he said to himself.
As Snake was driving, he saw RL rolling around on the floor, fighting himself. He pulled over and got out of the car.
**********
'YOU'RE NOT GETTING RID OF ME!!!!!!' yelled Liquid.
"OH YES I AM!!!!!!" yelled Ocelot, who started biting his arm.
'STOP IT!!!!!!!' yelled Liquid.
"OH NO, I'M GETTING AN ELECTORIC ARM, LIKE THAT LUKE SKYWALKER DUDE!!!!!" yelled Ocelot.
'THINK ABOUT IT, IF YOU GET RID OF ME, YOU GET RID OF YOUR INNER GENIOUS, AND YOU WON'T BE CALLED RL ANYMORE, GIVING THE AUTHOR MORE TYPING TO DO!!!!!!' yelled Liquid.
(Leave me out of this....)
Snake stepped out of the car and noticed the sad, sad scene in front of him.
'Should I kill them?' thought Snake.
"Sorry, didn't mean to disrupt this special moment." Said Snake with sarcasm on his voice.
"AHH, ITS SNAKE!!!!!" yelled RL, who now made a mad dash to the tank.
"Oh no you don't!!" yelled Snake, who pulled the trigger.
Nothing happened.
"What the hell?" asked Snake. He then saw that he didn't load his gun. He ran to his car to get his bullets, but it was too late. RL had already gotten into his tank and began to speed to the highway on-ramp. Snake jumped into is car, turned on the ignition, and started after the tank.
'SHOOT HIM!!!!' yelled Liquid.
"WE DON'T HAVE ANYMORE SHELLS!!!!" yelled Ocelot, who was more worried about out running Snake.
'How bout the mounted machine gun?' asked Liquid.
"I'm not going up there!" yelled Ocelot.
'Why not?' asked Liquid.
"Cause, he'll shoot me, and if I do go up there, who would drive the tank?" asked Ocelot.
'Fine, just keep driving then!!!!' yelled Liquid.
An hour later, the two vehicles passed a sign that said 'Anchorage, Next Exit.' This Chase wasn't going to end without a fight.
Disclaimer: Don't own MGS, PERIOD!!!!!
Notes: For you absolute dumb Asses out there, RL means Revolver Liquid. OK? This is the last time I'm reminding you, stupids.
NOT SO LONG AGO IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMEWHERE IN FRONT OF A COVENIENCE STORE IN TWIN LAKES, ALASKA...
"Ok, if you were RL, where would you go at this time of night, and I would never go?" asked Snake to Raiden.
"A gay bar?" replied Raiden.
"Besides there!" yelled Snake, who shuddered at the idea of having a gay brother, even though it was probably true.
"A comic book convention?" asked Otacon
"I DIDN'T ASK YOU DUMB ASS!!!" yelled Snake in anger.
*******
'Ocelot, there is a Comic Book convention in New Jersey in a week.' Said Liquid.
"Yeah, Holden McNeal and Banky Edwards, the authors of 'Bluntman and Chronic' will be there!!!" said Ocelot excitedly.
'Yeah, that's great, but that's not the point. Snake will never look for us there.' Said Liquid.
"Why we running from Snake all of a sudden?" asked Ocelot, who was confused as all hell.
'We're not running, we're leading him into a trap.' Said Liquid.
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF ME, YOU'RE MY ARM IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER!!!!" yelled Ocelot, who now scared away children who were playing in the park they were currently in.
'Don't be so damn loud! I know I'm your damn arm. Just listen, I have it all figured out. We go to the comic book convention and set a trap.' Said Liquid.
"I see, but how do we get Snake to go to New Jersey?" asked Ocelot.
'I don't know!' yelled Liquid in annoyance.
"I thought you had it figured out already." Said Ocelot with an amused sort of tone.
'SHUT UP YOU!!!!' said Liquid. Suddenly, Ocelots own arm reached up and smacked him in the face.
"Why did you do that?" asked Ocelot in anger.
'Because you are such an ass!!!' yelled Liquid.
"THAT'S IT, TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM!!!!!" yelled Ocelot, who was ready to have his arm replaced.
'Oh no you don't!!!!!' yelled Liquid, who this time punched Ocelot in the face.
The two then spent the next hour fighting with, themselves?
**********
"Do you want paper or plastic?" asked the cashier. Snake was at a local gun store buying more bullets for his M4 rifle.
"Uh, paper." Said Snake in his rough voice.
"Uh, before I give you these, you have to fill out this form, state mandate." Said the cashier.
"Whatever." Said Snake, with the aggravation in his voice showing.
The form was obviously a waste of time to fill out. It just gave a whole bunch of questions that really weren't that important.
Do you plan to kill anyone: Yes
If so, who: My evil brother, Liquid Snake, and his gay lackey, Revolver Ocelot
Have you ever bought any other armaments from this store: Yes
If so, what: .45 caliber bullets
Do you think the people you want to kill deserve killing? Yes
If so, why: Because he is an ass hole.
He then gave the form back to the cashier, who filed it.
"Ok, here are your bullets, and the cost is, $2.99."
Snake paid the bill, and left.
"Ok, now we got to find the bastard." Said Snake, as he got back into the car.
Snake then started to drive around. He drove to the remains of the tank store and found the corpse of the storeowner.
"So, where should we look?" asked Raiden.
"What the hells this 'we' shit?" asked Snake. He than punched Raiden in the face and got back into the car. He then sped off extremely fast.
"Dumb bastard thought I was going to take him with me, he almost got me killed once, why should I give him another opportunity?" he said to himself.
As Snake was driving, he saw RL rolling around on the floor, fighting himself. He pulled over and got out of the car.
**********
'YOU'RE NOT GETTING RID OF ME!!!!!!' yelled Liquid.
"OH YES I AM!!!!!!" yelled Ocelot, who started biting his arm.
'STOP IT!!!!!!!' yelled Liquid.
"OH NO, I'M GETTING AN ELECTORIC ARM, LIKE THAT LUKE SKYWALKER DUDE!!!!!" yelled Ocelot.
'THINK ABOUT IT, IF YOU GET RID OF ME, YOU GET RID OF YOUR INNER GENIOUS, AND YOU WON'T BE CALLED RL ANYMORE, GIVING THE AUTHOR MORE TYPING TO DO!!!!!!' yelled Liquid.
(Leave me out of this....)
Snake stepped out of the car and noticed the sad, sad scene in front of him.
'Should I kill them?' thought Snake.
"Sorry, didn't mean to disrupt this special moment." Said Snake with sarcasm on his voice.
"AHH, ITS SNAKE!!!!!" yelled RL, who now made a mad dash to the tank.
"Oh no you don't!!" yelled Snake, who pulled the trigger.
Nothing happened.
"What the hell?" asked Snake. He then saw that he didn't load his gun. He ran to his car to get his bullets, but it was too late. RL had already gotten into his tank and began to speed to the highway on-ramp. Snake jumped into is car, turned on the ignition, and started after the tank.
'SHOOT HIM!!!!' yelled Liquid.
"WE DON'T HAVE ANYMORE SHELLS!!!!" yelled Ocelot, who was more worried about out running Snake.
'How bout the mounted machine gun?' asked Liquid.
"I'm not going up there!" yelled Ocelot.
'Why not?' asked Liquid.
"Cause, he'll shoot me, and if I do go up there, who would drive the tank?" asked Ocelot.
'Fine, just keep driving then!!!!' yelled Liquid.
An hour later, the two vehicles passed a sign that said 'Anchorage, Next Exit.' This Chase wasn't going to end without a fight.