Chapter 7: Snake and RL meet The Backstreet Boys and the Olsen Twins/The
Strange return of Raiden
Dedication: To My Friend Katie. Thanks for the idea.
WARNING: IF YOU LIKE THE BACKSTREET BOYS OR THE OLSEN TWINS, TURN BACK NOW!!!! DO NOT GO BASHING ME IF YOU LIKE THEM, CAUSE YOU WERE WARNED!!!!
P.S: DO NOT BASH MY FRIEND EATHER IF YOU LIKE THEM!!!!
'Ocelot, we're running out of gas!' exclaimed Liquid.
"Ok, well, there is no gas station around so, I'll get off the throughway and pull into the place with the giant spot lights." Said Ocelot.
'WAIT!!! SNAKE WILL FOLLOW US IF WE GO THERE!!!!' screamed Liquid.
"He'd follow us even if we didn't go in there dumb ass!!" said Ocelot.
'Good point, but why go there? Shouldn't we got to a gas station?' said Liquid.
"Don't you think that Snake would shoot at us while were putting gas into the thing?" said Ocelot.
'He'd kill us all if he did.' Said Liquid in a matter of fact sort of speaking.
"How?" asked Ocelot.
'If he hit one of the pumps you idiot!!!!' yelled Liquid.
"Oh, ok. Well, I've got a plan." Said Ocelot.
'It better be better than your stupid 'Make Him Bake His Own Cake Plan' that started this whole mess.' Said Liquid.
"Oh, don't worry. Its much better than that." Said Ocelot as he pulled into the arena parking lot.
'Backstreet Boys? I HATE THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!!' yelled Liquid. He began to take control of Ocelot's hand.
"What are you doing?!?!" yelled Ocelot.
'Turning this damn tank around.' Said Liquid.
"No, wait. The only reason I pulled into here is because, 1:We can get some kid to pump the gas for us while we hid inside. 2:We will probably scare Snake away when he sees were we're going.
'Good point. Ok, well, lets go then.' Said Snake. ********* Snake followed them into the parking lot, but noticed the sign.
"THE FUCKING BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Snake "Man they know how to fight dirty." Snake then popped in a CD of his favorite band, The Eagles. "Anyways, why the hell would they go here?" said Snake as he pulled into the nearest parking area. He grabbed his keys and got out of the car. He went to the trunk, opened it, and grabbed his SOCOM, M4, and a few extra clips. "Now to find those stupid bastards." Said Snake. He walked into the arena and walked up to the ticket collector. "Hey, have you seen some old guy with long gray hair and a gray beard. Has an over coat. Have you seen anyone like that?" asked Snake
"No sir, anyone who goes bye me has to have a ticket." Said the ticket dude.
"Well, I'm part of the, uh, police, and we have reason to suspect some, uh, illegal activity going on here, like a drug deal or something like that." Said Snake who was confused in what he should say to convince the person.
"Yeah, well, let me see your badge, then I'll let you in." said the ticket guy.
"Um, excuse me." Said Snake, as he was now sprinting for the door. As he got outside, he saw a rope going onto the roof. He decided to investigate, mainly because it wasn't there when he walked into the building. He began to climb when he herd a call from someone below him.
"Wait!!!!" yelled an all to familiar voice. Snake looked down and saw it to be Raiden. He was with his girlfriend, Rose.
"Why the hell are you here?" asked Snake.
"I was taking Rose to the concert, but then I see you and I though to myself, 'THANK GOD I'M SAVED!!!!" said Raiden, totally unaware to the fact that Rose was standing next to him.
"You ignorant jerk!!! I can't believe you'd rather risk your life then spend a night with me!!!" yelled Rose.
"Hey come on!!! I was going to spend a nice night with you, but then you beg for me to go get 'BACK DOOR BOY' tickets!" yelled Raiden in his defense. (I think in this situation, I'll use Raiden's real name, which is Jack)
"You are so unbelievable!!" yelled Rose who had tears in her eyes.
"COME BACK I LOVE YOU!!!!!" yelled Jack, as he chased her to the car.
"WHAT A FUCKING DUMB ASS!!!!" Snake yelled to himself. "I mean, sure, some of the stuff Meryl makes me do is stupid, but I never complain about it with her around!!!!!!" yelled Snake in disbelief. He was upset about this because, for all Snake knew, this could be a trap for him, and he wanted all the help he could get. Snake just shook his head, and continued climbing.
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RL kicked down the door that led from the roof to the catwalk above the main arena floor. He was looking for anywhere to hide, especially since Snake would be close on there heals. He was worried about only one thing, how to get down stairs into the boiler room. There he would have a place to hide, and a convenient place to ambush Snake.
"Liquid, we got to get downstairs quick." Said Ocelot, who knew that if Snake saw the rope, he'd obviously climb it.
'Ok, but first we need a more powerful weapon than that little revolve of yours.' Said Liquid.
"Ok, but first we have to get down stairs." Said Ocelot
'Fine, have it your way' said Liquid, who then started singing.
'HAVE IT YOUR WAY, YEAH HAVE IT YOUR WAY! HAVE IT.'
"SHUT UP!!!" yelled Ocelot
By the time they were done annoying the crap out of each other, they were on a set of stairs going to ground level.
They walked through a set of doors before coming into a large hallway that looked like it belonged in an office building instead of an entertainment complex. RL soon learned that it was the suite section. RL continued down the hall to a door and opened it. The room on the other side contained the Olsen twins.
"Oh look, there is a man here." Said Mary Kate.
"Yeah, lets kiss him!!!" said Ashley
RL, who looked terrified, took out his revolver and opened fire. The Olsen twins fell to the floor, dead as doornails.
"Little whores, kissing different boys in every damn movie they're in!" yelled RL in a fit of rage. He was lucky that fireworks went off at the time of the gunshots, so no one could tell he shot them. He then ran out of the room and began to search for a new set of stairs to get under the ground surface.
'Now all we have to do is get to the boiler room, but first we have to do something else.' Said Liquid.
"Which is?" asked Ocelot
'We need to get some nachos!' said Liquid, with a hint of glee.
"I want some beer!" yelled Ocelot, but since he was in a very populated hallway, people started giving him strange looks.
'You did it again. I can't believe your that stupid!' yelled Liquid at him.
For a change, Ocelot ignored him and got in line. When RL got to the cashier, the cashier was so damn stupid. Imagine a pimpled, sweaty, smelly teenager with a squeaky voice, then you'll know what kind of cashier I'm talking about.
"How can I help you sir?" asked the teen.
"Give me a large Nacho, lots of jalapenos, and the biggest cup of, um, Molson you can legally give me." Said RL
"Um, ok sir. That comes out to be $20.50." said the teen.
"WHAT? I ONLY ORDERED BEER AND NACHOS, WHAT THE HELL!!!!" yelled RL in disgust.
"Well sir, it's a Backstreet Boys concert, they'll try to find any way to hose you out of money." Said the teen.
So, not to cause a scene, RL paid the bill, took his food and drink, and left to find a seat. He sat down and quickly ate his nachos and drank his beer.
'Ok, now lets go' said Liquid.
*************
Snake slowly eased around the corner. He was suspecting anything to happen. As he turned the corner, he pulled out his gun and began opening fire. Snake was upset, but then joyful when he learned that the person he shot was one of the Backstreet Boys. (Because I have no clue what there names are, I'll give them numbers. But, how many are there? I'll guess somewhere around 5 or 6) Snake started doing a victory dance when he learned he shot BSB #2. "OH YEAH, YOU THE FUCKING BOMB MAN!! GO SNAKE, GO SNAKE!!!" he started singing to himself. He stopped doing this when h learned the other BSB's were watching him.
"How could you kill him?" asked BSB #4
"Yeah, he'th the main thinger!" yelled BSB#1, who started crying like a fucking little girl who just had candy taken from her. (Yum, candy)
"Oh, its very easy. You see, you just pull the trigger and." said Snake, as he shot another one, and then another, and then another, till they were all dead. Snake then continued his cheer, but decided to leave because he heard they're manager coming. He hid in his ever-popular cardboard box.
"Ok girlths, time to, AHHHHH!!!!" yelled the gay manager. He was obviously shocked to see the dead people on the floor. He started crying just as Snake stuck his gun though the eye hole and shot him too. Snake then got out of the cardboard box and ran like hell to the staircase.
***********
The master of ceremonies made his way on stage to face the impatient kids. He walked over to the microphone and spoke to the audience. "Well, are you ready for the Backstreet Boys!!!!!" yelled the master of ceremonies.
The crowd went nuts.
"Well, you can forget about, they're dead." Said the MOC
The crowd fell silent. (Hear a pin dropping)
The master of ceremonies then walked off stage. The crowd had mixed emotions about whether he was joking or telling the truth. But, for some odd reason, the curtains opened and the music started anyways. The lip- syncing cues were perfect, but the band wasn't there. So, to entertain the crowd, they forced some fat janitor guy out there to dance for them. The angered crowd quickly egged him.
**********
Snake couldn't help but laugh to himself when he herd the announcement. He starting walking along when he saw the angry mob filing out of the arena, he quickly ran back into the staircase. After getting into the staircase, he heard a very familiar voice yelling at something from below him.
"It's got to be!!!" yelled Snake. The person obviously heard Snake and began running down the stairs. Snake reloaded his gun and began chasing after that person.
WILL SNAKE CATCH RL? WILL THE ANGRY MOB BUY HOT DOGS ON THE WAY OUT? WILL THE ANGRY MOB TRASH STUFF, OR JUST PRETEND TO TRASH STUFF EVEN THOUGH THEY REALLY WANT TO? WILL JACK MAKE UP (AND POSSIBLY OUT) WITH ROSE? FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!
Dedication: To My Friend Katie. Thanks for the idea.
WARNING: IF YOU LIKE THE BACKSTREET BOYS OR THE OLSEN TWINS, TURN BACK NOW!!!! DO NOT GO BASHING ME IF YOU LIKE THEM, CAUSE YOU WERE WARNED!!!!
P.S: DO NOT BASH MY FRIEND EATHER IF YOU LIKE THEM!!!!
'Ocelot, we're running out of gas!' exclaimed Liquid.
"Ok, well, there is no gas station around so, I'll get off the throughway and pull into the place with the giant spot lights." Said Ocelot.
'WAIT!!! SNAKE WILL FOLLOW US IF WE GO THERE!!!!' screamed Liquid.
"He'd follow us even if we didn't go in there dumb ass!!" said Ocelot.
'Good point, but why go there? Shouldn't we got to a gas station?' said Liquid.
"Don't you think that Snake would shoot at us while were putting gas into the thing?" said Ocelot.
'He'd kill us all if he did.' Said Liquid in a matter of fact sort of speaking.
"How?" asked Ocelot.
'If he hit one of the pumps you idiot!!!!' yelled Liquid.
"Oh, ok. Well, I've got a plan." Said Ocelot.
'It better be better than your stupid 'Make Him Bake His Own Cake Plan' that started this whole mess.' Said Liquid.
"Oh, don't worry. Its much better than that." Said Ocelot as he pulled into the arena parking lot.
'Backstreet Boys? I HATE THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!!' yelled Liquid. He began to take control of Ocelot's hand.
"What are you doing?!?!" yelled Ocelot.
'Turning this damn tank around.' Said Liquid.
"No, wait. The only reason I pulled into here is because, 1:We can get some kid to pump the gas for us while we hid inside. 2:We will probably scare Snake away when he sees were we're going.
'Good point. Ok, well, lets go then.' Said Snake. ********* Snake followed them into the parking lot, but noticed the sign.
"THE FUCKING BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Snake "Man they know how to fight dirty." Snake then popped in a CD of his favorite band, The Eagles. "Anyways, why the hell would they go here?" said Snake as he pulled into the nearest parking area. He grabbed his keys and got out of the car. He went to the trunk, opened it, and grabbed his SOCOM, M4, and a few extra clips. "Now to find those stupid bastards." Said Snake. He walked into the arena and walked up to the ticket collector. "Hey, have you seen some old guy with long gray hair and a gray beard. Has an over coat. Have you seen anyone like that?" asked Snake
"No sir, anyone who goes bye me has to have a ticket." Said the ticket dude.
"Well, I'm part of the, uh, police, and we have reason to suspect some, uh, illegal activity going on here, like a drug deal or something like that." Said Snake who was confused in what he should say to convince the person.
"Yeah, well, let me see your badge, then I'll let you in." said the ticket guy.
"Um, excuse me." Said Snake, as he was now sprinting for the door. As he got outside, he saw a rope going onto the roof. He decided to investigate, mainly because it wasn't there when he walked into the building. He began to climb when he herd a call from someone below him.
"Wait!!!!" yelled an all to familiar voice. Snake looked down and saw it to be Raiden. He was with his girlfriend, Rose.
"Why the hell are you here?" asked Snake.
"I was taking Rose to the concert, but then I see you and I though to myself, 'THANK GOD I'M SAVED!!!!" said Raiden, totally unaware to the fact that Rose was standing next to him.
"You ignorant jerk!!! I can't believe you'd rather risk your life then spend a night with me!!!" yelled Rose.
"Hey come on!!! I was going to spend a nice night with you, but then you beg for me to go get 'BACK DOOR BOY' tickets!" yelled Raiden in his defense. (I think in this situation, I'll use Raiden's real name, which is Jack)
"You are so unbelievable!!" yelled Rose who had tears in her eyes.
"COME BACK I LOVE YOU!!!!!" yelled Jack, as he chased her to the car.
"WHAT A FUCKING DUMB ASS!!!!" Snake yelled to himself. "I mean, sure, some of the stuff Meryl makes me do is stupid, but I never complain about it with her around!!!!!!" yelled Snake in disbelief. He was upset about this because, for all Snake knew, this could be a trap for him, and he wanted all the help he could get. Snake just shook his head, and continued climbing.
********
RL kicked down the door that led from the roof to the catwalk above the main arena floor. He was looking for anywhere to hide, especially since Snake would be close on there heals. He was worried about only one thing, how to get down stairs into the boiler room. There he would have a place to hide, and a convenient place to ambush Snake.
"Liquid, we got to get downstairs quick." Said Ocelot, who knew that if Snake saw the rope, he'd obviously climb it.
'Ok, but first we need a more powerful weapon than that little revolve of yours.' Said Liquid.
"Ok, but first we have to get down stairs." Said Ocelot
'Fine, have it your way' said Liquid, who then started singing.
'HAVE IT YOUR WAY, YEAH HAVE IT YOUR WAY! HAVE IT.'
"SHUT UP!!!" yelled Ocelot
By the time they were done annoying the crap out of each other, they were on a set of stairs going to ground level.
They walked through a set of doors before coming into a large hallway that looked like it belonged in an office building instead of an entertainment complex. RL soon learned that it was the suite section. RL continued down the hall to a door and opened it. The room on the other side contained the Olsen twins.
"Oh look, there is a man here." Said Mary Kate.
"Yeah, lets kiss him!!!" said Ashley
RL, who looked terrified, took out his revolver and opened fire. The Olsen twins fell to the floor, dead as doornails.
"Little whores, kissing different boys in every damn movie they're in!" yelled RL in a fit of rage. He was lucky that fireworks went off at the time of the gunshots, so no one could tell he shot them. He then ran out of the room and began to search for a new set of stairs to get under the ground surface.
'Now all we have to do is get to the boiler room, but first we have to do something else.' Said Liquid.
"Which is?" asked Ocelot
'We need to get some nachos!' said Liquid, with a hint of glee.
"I want some beer!" yelled Ocelot, but since he was in a very populated hallway, people started giving him strange looks.
'You did it again. I can't believe your that stupid!' yelled Liquid at him.
For a change, Ocelot ignored him and got in line. When RL got to the cashier, the cashier was so damn stupid. Imagine a pimpled, sweaty, smelly teenager with a squeaky voice, then you'll know what kind of cashier I'm talking about.
"How can I help you sir?" asked the teen.
"Give me a large Nacho, lots of jalapenos, and the biggest cup of, um, Molson you can legally give me." Said RL
"Um, ok sir. That comes out to be $20.50." said the teen.
"WHAT? I ONLY ORDERED BEER AND NACHOS, WHAT THE HELL!!!!" yelled RL in disgust.
"Well sir, it's a Backstreet Boys concert, they'll try to find any way to hose you out of money." Said the teen.
So, not to cause a scene, RL paid the bill, took his food and drink, and left to find a seat. He sat down and quickly ate his nachos and drank his beer.
'Ok, now lets go' said Liquid.
*************
Snake slowly eased around the corner. He was suspecting anything to happen. As he turned the corner, he pulled out his gun and began opening fire. Snake was upset, but then joyful when he learned that the person he shot was one of the Backstreet Boys. (Because I have no clue what there names are, I'll give them numbers. But, how many are there? I'll guess somewhere around 5 or 6) Snake started doing a victory dance when he learned he shot BSB #2. "OH YEAH, YOU THE FUCKING BOMB MAN!! GO SNAKE, GO SNAKE!!!" he started singing to himself. He stopped doing this when h learned the other BSB's were watching him.
"How could you kill him?" asked BSB #4
"Yeah, he'th the main thinger!" yelled BSB#1, who started crying like a fucking little girl who just had candy taken from her. (Yum, candy)
"Oh, its very easy. You see, you just pull the trigger and." said Snake, as he shot another one, and then another, and then another, till they were all dead. Snake then continued his cheer, but decided to leave because he heard they're manager coming. He hid in his ever-popular cardboard box.
"Ok girlths, time to, AHHHHH!!!!" yelled the gay manager. He was obviously shocked to see the dead people on the floor. He started crying just as Snake stuck his gun though the eye hole and shot him too. Snake then got out of the cardboard box and ran like hell to the staircase.
***********
The master of ceremonies made his way on stage to face the impatient kids. He walked over to the microphone and spoke to the audience. "Well, are you ready for the Backstreet Boys!!!!!" yelled the master of ceremonies.
The crowd went nuts.
"Well, you can forget about, they're dead." Said the MOC
The crowd fell silent. (Hear a pin dropping)
The master of ceremonies then walked off stage. The crowd had mixed emotions about whether he was joking or telling the truth. But, for some odd reason, the curtains opened and the music started anyways. The lip- syncing cues were perfect, but the band wasn't there. So, to entertain the crowd, they forced some fat janitor guy out there to dance for them. The angered crowd quickly egged him.
**********
Snake couldn't help but laugh to himself when he herd the announcement. He starting walking along when he saw the angry mob filing out of the arena, he quickly ran back into the staircase. After getting into the staircase, he heard a very familiar voice yelling at something from below him.
"It's got to be!!!" yelled Snake. The person obviously heard Snake and began running down the stairs. Snake reloaded his gun and began chasing after that person.
WILL SNAKE CATCH RL? WILL THE ANGRY MOB BUY HOT DOGS ON THE WAY OUT? WILL THE ANGRY MOB TRASH STUFF, OR JUST PRETEND TO TRASH STUFF EVEN THOUGH THEY REALLY WANT TO? WILL JACK MAKE UP (AND POSSIBLY OUT) WITH ROSE? FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!