Chapter 8: Something Funny is going on Around Here(10:45 pm)
Disclaimer: Still don't own it, probably never. God bless the person who thought of MGS2 Substance (cough cough Hideo Kojima cough cough)
Note: This chapter may seem more suspenseful towards the end, well actually, right at the end. If at times you find it not funny, well, I just warned you, ok?
Snake began chasing the person down the staircase following whoever it was very closely. Who ever this was, they didn't want to be caught by Snake. Finally, Snake got a glimpse of the person who was running, and noticed it was.. a woman?
"Who the hell?" asked Snake to himself. (Boy, everybody has an obsession with talking to himself or herself, don't they?) He then continued down to he doors the woman ran through. As he walked thought the set of doors, he heard the woman call out to him.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!" yelled the girl. She seemed emotionally upset about something.
"Its alright, I'm not going to hurt you." Said Snake.
"I know Jack sent you Dave!!!" yelled the woman.
Snake thought for a minuet, and yelled back to the woman, "I'm not that he/she's messenger boy!!!"
"HES NOT A HE/SHE, HES MY FIEONCE!!!!!" yelled the woman (who is obviously now Rose)
"Rose?" called out Snake. He was sorta surprised to see Rose here. He thought she'd run away and was at home having make-up sex with Jack.
"Yeah, its me." Replied Rose. She started crying, again.
"I'm going over there to talk to you." Said Snake.
"Ok, come over." Said Rose
Snake walked slowly over to her, but then decided 'Wait, you've got better things to do, like hunt RL, so go find that bastard. She's just in a girl phase, so leave her alone'
Snake then turned and started to run out of the room and back up the stairs to find RL, when Rose called out to Snake.
"TELL JACK I'M GOING HOME!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Rose
Snake stood still, but then just shouted back the only set of words he could think of.
"Johnson Balls!!!!!!!!!!!" (That was going to be the original title for Chapter 8, but I changed it cause it makes no sense)
Rose just stared blankly at Snake. Snake, who just realized what he had said, ran up the stairs to continue his search for RL.
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RL walked through the doors of the arena. He was along with the crowd of angry teenage girls who were leaving the arena. Some of them were crying, some were angry, but RL did blend with them at all, for he was not a girl, nor was he angry, nor was he upset. The only look on his face was the look of disgust at the crowd of people around him.
'This is sickening' said Liquid.
"I know, lets get out of here before these girls start doing even weirder shit." Said Ocelot with a concerned look on his face. He walked back to the tank when he remembered their gas problem.
"OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Ocelot. "What the hell are we going to do?" he asked himself.
'I have an idea. Lets pretend that were starting a charity for the Backstreet Boys and get the teenagers here to pay for the gas.' Said Liquid.
"I like it." Said Ocelot. RL then walked over to the tank, grabbed a piece of cardboard and a Sharpe, and wrote the words "DONATIONS FOR THE FAMILYS OF THE BACKSTRRET BOYS". They then walked back to the front of the arena, and started taking donations.
"DONATIONS FOR THE FAMILYS OF THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!!!!" yelled RL. The teenagers didn't care much. RL stood there dumb founded as to why they weren't throwing their money into the bucket on the table that came out of nowhere.
"Hey, little girl, why are you crying?" asked RL
"Cause some old, ugly man killed the Olsen twins. He was tall and had gray hair and a gray beard. He was also where a brown trench coat, just like you." Said the little girl.
RL stood there nervously and began thinking what to do now. "So, you're not upset about the Backstreet Boys?" asked RL
The girl stood there and laughed little. "No, we were all going to egg them."
RL then took down the sign and started walking away. Immediately someone pointed out RL, screaming 'LITTLE GIRL KILLER'. RL then started running as the angered mob started chasing him.
"OH SHIT!!" he yelled as he ran down the street. He ran till he could run no more. The mob finally caught up to him and began kicking him as he was on the ground gasping for air.
"PLEASE STOP!!!!!" yelled RL as he tried to get away from the mob. The mob continued beating the man senseless till they herd the cop's come around. "ALRIGHT, every body go home now before we start taking people away." Said the cop. The people began leaving as the friendly cop picked up Ocelot.
"You alright sir?" asked the concerned cop.
"Yeah, thanks." Said Ocelot as he cough his breath.
"By the way, why were they hitting you?" asked the cop.
"Because they, um.I don't know." Said Ocelot, who was trying to hide the truth from the cop.
The cop looked at him suspiciously, but turned around to make sure the crowd was gone. Ocelot eyed him as he turned around, and noticed the cop's radio. He grabbed it but was surprised when he noticed the radio was a toy.
'What the hell? That's a toy radio.' Said Liquid. As RL turned the toy radio over, he noticed that it said "Little Bits and Pieces Bubble Gum" on the back.
"So, are you sure your ok sir or do I need to." asked the cop, but he was stopped in mid-sentence as he turned to see RL holding him up with his famous revolver.
"Who are you?" asked RL.
"I'm a cop for the Twin Lakes Region of Alaska. Just put the gun down and we can talk about this." Said the cop, who was now begging for his life.
"YOU LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled RL, who shot the 'cop' right in the gut. RL then went up to the man and began inspecting whom it was.
'Well who is he?' demanded Liquid, cause he wasn't sure whether or not he was a cop. Ocelot was shocked at what he had just found out.
"Oh my God!!!!!" yelled Ocelot, as he saw that the person he had just shot was named Uri Narivinkov, a former GRU officer. He was severally angered with himself.
"I severed with him in Afghanistan. He was my best friend!!!!!!!!!!!" said Ocelot who was now in tears. Liquid was sickened.
'YOU SERVED WITH HIM IN AFGHANISTAN AND COULDN'T TELL WHO HE WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!! HES ONLY DEAD CAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!' yelled Liquid.
"I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SENCE THE FALL OF THE UNION!!!!!!!!! HE REALLY CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Ocelot. The passers-by stared mindlessly at this balling, screaming man.
'OH THAT REALLY JUSTIFIES KILING YOUR FRIEND NOW DOESN'T IT??????????' yelled Liquid back. 'JUST GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!!!!!! ACCIDENTS HAPPEN!!!!!!!'
"You're right, I'll take my anger out on Snake." Replied Ocelot, who finally after babbling like a baby for 5 or 10 minuets, came under control.
'Oh please, you're the one who insists on running from him stupid' said Liquid. "Shut up, ok? I've got a plan that's gurented to work no matter what. I promise, this will make up for the other plans I've come up with." Said Ocelot, with a lot of glee.
'Well then genius, lets hear it.' Said Liquid. He wanted to plan that would put his brother and all his other friends away for good.
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"Johnson Balls? Why the hell did I say that?" asked Snake to himself as he began climbing the stairs to return to ground level. When he got to the first floor, he couldn't help but be freaked out when seeing that the whole arena was deserted.
"Ok, this is creepy" he said. Every once and a while he would look over his shoulder to make sure no one was following him. When he finally got to the door, he found it all the more odd to see that no one was there. 'Where the hell did everybody go?' he thought to himself. He then remembered his CODEC, so he went to make a call.
"Hm, who should I call?" he thought to himself. He then began going through the list Of CODEC frequencies. He then came across Domino's Pizza.
'Well, I am hungry' he thought to himself. Just as he was going to press the send button on his CODEC, Otacon decided to call.
"Snake, do you read me?" called out Otacon. Snake just rolled his eye.
"Yeah, this is me, what do you need?" asked Snake.
"I just wanted to tell you that Raiden is looking all over for you, cause he wants to help." Said Otacon.
"Well, then why the hell didn't he call me himself?" asked Snake, who was aggravated beyond belief.
"Well, he was too busy screwing Rose." Said Otacon.
"What do you mean? Rose said she was going home!" said Snake, who was now very confused.
"Well, she came back from the arena, and had a huge talk with Raiden, and then, well, you know." Said Otacon, in a sickened little way.
"Huh, alright, that's great, but I'm still hunting RL, and I really didn't need to know this stuff." said Snake in a frustrated way.
"Well, that's not the main reason I called you, I called you to let you know that something's wrong with the computer." Said Otacon in a worried sounding voice.
"Well, you're a computer genius, can't you fix it?" asked Snake.
"Its not that kind of problem, it's the fact that it seems our files have been deleted from the database by some outside agency." said Otacon.
"Oh, great. Who do you think could have done that?" asked a now somewhat worried Snake.
"I don't know, hackers, the Patriots, maybe even RL himself. Who ever it was is defiantly an expert. He left no traces or clues to who the person was. We have nothing left. All our info about the Metal Gears around the world has been erased, and now I don't know what to do." Said Otacon.
"Well, ok, I'll be going back there tonight. I think it won't be long till whoever did it will reveal himself." Said Snake.
"Ok Snake, I'll talk to you later." Said Otacon, but just before he cut out, Snake herd gunshots and a very familiar voice.
"THAT'S OCELOT!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Snake. He was fooled by RL cause he believed RL was still in the building. Snake rushed to the car, and began driving to the building that Otacon and all of Snakes 'friends' were at. He rushed through the door and only saw a note on the table.
'If you want to see your friends alive ever again,
come to the destroyed tank store across the street from the Electronics store. NO GUNS Signed,
Revolver Liquid.'
Snake crumpled up the note, and headed out the door to the car. He was really content on finishing off RL this time.
Disclaimer: Still don't own it, probably never. God bless the person who thought of MGS2 Substance (cough cough Hideo Kojima cough cough)
Note: This chapter may seem more suspenseful towards the end, well actually, right at the end. If at times you find it not funny, well, I just warned you, ok?
Snake began chasing the person down the staircase following whoever it was very closely. Who ever this was, they didn't want to be caught by Snake. Finally, Snake got a glimpse of the person who was running, and noticed it was.. a woman?
"Who the hell?" asked Snake to himself. (Boy, everybody has an obsession with talking to himself or herself, don't they?) He then continued down to he doors the woman ran through. As he walked thought the set of doors, he heard the woman call out to him.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!" yelled the girl. She seemed emotionally upset about something.
"Its alright, I'm not going to hurt you." Said Snake.
"I know Jack sent you Dave!!!" yelled the woman.
Snake thought for a minuet, and yelled back to the woman, "I'm not that he/she's messenger boy!!!"
"HES NOT A HE/SHE, HES MY FIEONCE!!!!!" yelled the woman (who is obviously now Rose)
"Rose?" called out Snake. He was sorta surprised to see Rose here. He thought she'd run away and was at home having make-up sex with Jack.
"Yeah, its me." Replied Rose. She started crying, again.
"I'm going over there to talk to you." Said Snake.
"Ok, come over." Said Rose
Snake walked slowly over to her, but then decided 'Wait, you've got better things to do, like hunt RL, so go find that bastard. She's just in a girl phase, so leave her alone'
Snake then turned and started to run out of the room and back up the stairs to find RL, when Rose called out to Snake.
"TELL JACK I'M GOING HOME!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Rose
Snake stood still, but then just shouted back the only set of words he could think of.
"Johnson Balls!!!!!!!!!!!" (That was going to be the original title for Chapter 8, but I changed it cause it makes no sense)
Rose just stared blankly at Snake. Snake, who just realized what he had said, ran up the stairs to continue his search for RL.
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RL walked through the doors of the arena. He was along with the crowd of angry teenage girls who were leaving the arena. Some of them were crying, some were angry, but RL did blend with them at all, for he was not a girl, nor was he angry, nor was he upset. The only look on his face was the look of disgust at the crowd of people around him.
'This is sickening' said Liquid.
"I know, lets get out of here before these girls start doing even weirder shit." Said Ocelot with a concerned look on his face. He walked back to the tank when he remembered their gas problem.
"OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Ocelot. "What the hell are we going to do?" he asked himself.
'I have an idea. Lets pretend that were starting a charity for the Backstreet Boys and get the teenagers here to pay for the gas.' Said Liquid.
"I like it." Said Ocelot. RL then walked over to the tank, grabbed a piece of cardboard and a Sharpe, and wrote the words "DONATIONS FOR THE FAMILYS OF THE BACKSTRRET BOYS". They then walked back to the front of the arena, and started taking donations.
"DONATIONS FOR THE FAMILYS OF THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!!!!" yelled RL. The teenagers didn't care much. RL stood there dumb founded as to why they weren't throwing their money into the bucket on the table that came out of nowhere.
"Hey, little girl, why are you crying?" asked RL
"Cause some old, ugly man killed the Olsen twins. He was tall and had gray hair and a gray beard. He was also where a brown trench coat, just like you." Said the little girl.
RL stood there nervously and began thinking what to do now. "So, you're not upset about the Backstreet Boys?" asked RL
The girl stood there and laughed little. "No, we were all going to egg them."
RL then took down the sign and started walking away. Immediately someone pointed out RL, screaming 'LITTLE GIRL KILLER'. RL then started running as the angered mob started chasing him.
"OH SHIT!!" he yelled as he ran down the street. He ran till he could run no more. The mob finally caught up to him and began kicking him as he was on the ground gasping for air.
"PLEASE STOP!!!!!" yelled RL as he tried to get away from the mob. The mob continued beating the man senseless till they herd the cop's come around. "ALRIGHT, every body go home now before we start taking people away." Said the cop. The people began leaving as the friendly cop picked up Ocelot.
"You alright sir?" asked the concerned cop.
"Yeah, thanks." Said Ocelot as he cough his breath.
"By the way, why were they hitting you?" asked the cop.
"Because they, um.I don't know." Said Ocelot, who was trying to hide the truth from the cop.
The cop looked at him suspiciously, but turned around to make sure the crowd was gone. Ocelot eyed him as he turned around, and noticed the cop's radio. He grabbed it but was surprised when he noticed the radio was a toy.
'What the hell? That's a toy radio.' Said Liquid. As RL turned the toy radio over, he noticed that it said "Little Bits and Pieces Bubble Gum" on the back.
"So, are you sure your ok sir or do I need to." asked the cop, but he was stopped in mid-sentence as he turned to see RL holding him up with his famous revolver.
"Who are you?" asked RL.
"I'm a cop for the Twin Lakes Region of Alaska. Just put the gun down and we can talk about this." Said the cop, who was now begging for his life.
"YOU LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled RL, who shot the 'cop' right in the gut. RL then went up to the man and began inspecting whom it was.
'Well who is he?' demanded Liquid, cause he wasn't sure whether or not he was a cop. Ocelot was shocked at what he had just found out.
"Oh my God!!!!!" yelled Ocelot, as he saw that the person he had just shot was named Uri Narivinkov, a former GRU officer. He was severally angered with himself.
"I severed with him in Afghanistan. He was my best friend!!!!!!!!!!!" said Ocelot who was now in tears. Liquid was sickened.
'YOU SERVED WITH HIM IN AFGHANISTAN AND COULDN'T TELL WHO HE WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!! HES ONLY DEAD CAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!' yelled Liquid.
"I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SENCE THE FALL OF THE UNION!!!!!!!!! HE REALLY CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Ocelot. The passers-by stared mindlessly at this balling, screaming man.
'OH THAT REALLY JUSTIFIES KILING YOUR FRIEND NOW DOESN'T IT??????????' yelled Liquid back. 'JUST GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!!!!!! ACCIDENTS HAPPEN!!!!!!!'
"You're right, I'll take my anger out on Snake." Replied Ocelot, who finally after babbling like a baby for 5 or 10 minuets, came under control.
'Oh please, you're the one who insists on running from him stupid' said Liquid. "Shut up, ok? I've got a plan that's gurented to work no matter what. I promise, this will make up for the other plans I've come up with." Said Ocelot, with a lot of glee.
'Well then genius, lets hear it.' Said Liquid. He wanted to plan that would put his brother and all his other friends away for good.
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"Johnson Balls? Why the hell did I say that?" asked Snake to himself as he began climbing the stairs to return to ground level. When he got to the first floor, he couldn't help but be freaked out when seeing that the whole arena was deserted.
"Ok, this is creepy" he said. Every once and a while he would look over his shoulder to make sure no one was following him. When he finally got to the door, he found it all the more odd to see that no one was there. 'Where the hell did everybody go?' he thought to himself. He then remembered his CODEC, so he went to make a call.
"Hm, who should I call?" he thought to himself. He then began going through the list Of CODEC frequencies. He then came across Domino's Pizza.
'Well, I am hungry' he thought to himself. Just as he was going to press the send button on his CODEC, Otacon decided to call.
"Snake, do you read me?" called out Otacon. Snake just rolled his eye.
"Yeah, this is me, what do you need?" asked Snake.
"I just wanted to tell you that Raiden is looking all over for you, cause he wants to help." Said Otacon.
"Well, then why the hell didn't he call me himself?" asked Snake, who was aggravated beyond belief.
"Well, he was too busy screwing Rose." Said Otacon.
"What do you mean? Rose said she was going home!" said Snake, who was now very confused.
"Well, she came back from the arena, and had a huge talk with Raiden, and then, well, you know." Said Otacon, in a sickened little way.
"Huh, alright, that's great, but I'm still hunting RL, and I really didn't need to know this stuff." said Snake in a frustrated way.
"Well, that's not the main reason I called you, I called you to let you know that something's wrong with the computer." Said Otacon in a worried sounding voice.
"Well, you're a computer genius, can't you fix it?" asked Snake.
"Its not that kind of problem, it's the fact that it seems our files have been deleted from the database by some outside agency." said Otacon.
"Oh, great. Who do you think could have done that?" asked a now somewhat worried Snake.
"I don't know, hackers, the Patriots, maybe even RL himself. Who ever it was is defiantly an expert. He left no traces or clues to who the person was. We have nothing left. All our info about the Metal Gears around the world has been erased, and now I don't know what to do." Said Otacon.
"Well, ok, I'll be going back there tonight. I think it won't be long till whoever did it will reveal himself." Said Snake.
"Ok Snake, I'll talk to you later." Said Otacon, but just before he cut out, Snake herd gunshots and a very familiar voice.
"THAT'S OCELOT!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Snake. He was fooled by RL cause he believed RL was still in the building. Snake rushed to the car, and began driving to the building that Otacon and all of Snakes 'friends' were at. He rushed through the door and only saw a note on the table.
'If you want to see your friends alive ever again,
come to the destroyed tank store across the street from the Electronics store. NO GUNS Signed,
Revolver Liquid.'
Snake crumpled up the note, and headed out the door to the car. He was really content on finishing off RL this time.