Aah, my fans (who are still around), It's been a long time. 1 year and 5
months actually. Well, I'm back from the grave to put my next installment
into Snake's Birthday Problems. Also the usual disclaimer. I don't own
anything in this fic except the story and the name. Everything else,
belongs to some one else... Also note, this is a connecting chapter, so
the humor may end up pretty dry. I'm the next few chapters (which are the
last few) should be better and longer.
Chapter 10: Fixing the Problem (11:30 pm) AKA The author of this story is back...
As RL pressed the button, they (?) plugged their ears and prepared for an explosion, however, nothing happened. They pressed it again. And still, Nothing happened.
"What the Hell?" asked Liquid "Did you not wire it correctly you Idiot?"
"Well, I will assume that I did, but the fact that I used dental floss to wire it had something to do with it..." said Ocelot
"Nah, it probably doesn't have to do with the fact that you used NON- CONDUCTING MINT COATED STRING to WIRE BOMBS TOGETHER!!!" Exclaimed Liquid.
"Sorry" said Ocelot sarcastically. "But we're flat broke and all I could afford was dental floss since it was 2 for a $1.00 at Walgreens so I just bought 10 of them and used that to wire it..."
"Are you completely stupid?" asked Liquid as he began to walk into the building again hoping to just find some wires lying around in the basement.
On the way in there they noticed that coincidentally, there was a spool of wire sitting right outside the building.
"It must be our lucky day" said Liquid.
So he walked back into the building. He saw Raiden hanging over Solidus' shoulder, Snake with his eyes glued to the TV, Otacon lying knocked out on the floor, the dead Sy Snoodles thing lying on the floor, Naomi serving some people who shouldn't be there, and the fact that they were being followed by Jeffery The Dog...
"Who the Hell are you and Why are you following us?" Asked RL
"I don't like you" said Jeffery the Dog
So, they kept walking with the dog following them. They pondered the fact that the dog didn't like him and yet he kept following him. They only thought about it for a short time before they just began to ignore him...
They proceeded to the basement. There they spent 15 minutes rewiring the whole thing then went back outside and tried it again...
"Okay, Let's try this again" Said Ocelot
When RL went outside again, he ran to the tank again, grabbed the detonator again. He then got ready to press the button again.
'Three' said Liquid, again
"Two" said Ocelot, again
"ONE" said Jeffery the Dog, again
They then pressed the button again and waited to see the ruins of the once very elegant (I guess) bar, again.
OK, WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN NOW? DID RL REWIRE THE BOMB RIGHT? WILL MY DOG EVER LISTEN TO ME? WILL ANYONE REALIZE WHAT'S GOING ON? WHERE IS THAT PIZZA THAT I ORDERED A YEAR AGO? WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO WRITE SUCH A SHORT CHAPTER? WILL ANY OF THE PEOPLE INSIDE SURVIVE? WHO WERE THOSE PEOPLE WHO "SHOULDNT'VE BEEN THERE? WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPS?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF "SNAKE'S BIRTHDAY PROBLEMS" WHICH WILL BE RELEASED IN 1 YEAR AND 5 MONTHS FROM NOW...
And Strangely enough, this is my shortest chapter yet...
Chapter 10: Fixing the Problem (11:30 pm) AKA The author of this story is back...
As RL pressed the button, they (?) plugged their ears and prepared for an explosion, however, nothing happened. They pressed it again. And still, Nothing happened.
"What the Hell?" asked Liquid "Did you not wire it correctly you Idiot?"
"Well, I will assume that I did, but the fact that I used dental floss to wire it had something to do with it..." said Ocelot
"Nah, it probably doesn't have to do with the fact that you used NON- CONDUCTING MINT COATED STRING to WIRE BOMBS TOGETHER!!!" Exclaimed Liquid.
"Sorry" said Ocelot sarcastically. "But we're flat broke and all I could afford was dental floss since it was 2 for a $1.00 at Walgreens so I just bought 10 of them and used that to wire it..."
"Are you completely stupid?" asked Liquid as he began to walk into the building again hoping to just find some wires lying around in the basement.
On the way in there they noticed that coincidentally, there was a spool of wire sitting right outside the building.
"It must be our lucky day" said Liquid.
So he walked back into the building. He saw Raiden hanging over Solidus' shoulder, Snake with his eyes glued to the TV, Otacon lying knocked out on the floor, the dead Sy Snoodles thing lying on the floor, Naomi serving some people who shouldn't be there, and the fact that they were being followed by Jeffery The Dog...
"Who the Hell are you and Why are you following us?" Asked RL
"I don't like you" said Jeffery the Dog
So, they kept walking with the dog following them. They pondered the fact that the dog didn't like him and yet he kept following him. They only thought about it for a short time before they just began to ignore him...
They proceeded to the basement. There they spent 15 minutes rewiring the whole thing then went back outside and tried it again...
"Okay, Let's try this again" Said Ocelot
When RL went outside again, he ran to the tank again, grabbed the detonator again. He then got ready to press the button again.
'Three' said Liquid, again
"Two" said Ocelot, again
"ONE" said Jeffery the Dog, again
They then pressed the button again and waited to see the ruins of the once very elegant (I guess) bar, again.
OK, WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN NOW? DID RL REWIRE THE BOMB RIGHT? WILL MY DOG EVER LISTEN TO ME? WILL ANYONE REALIZE WHAT'S GOING ON? WHERE IS THAT PIZZA THAT I ORDERED A YEAR AGO? WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO WRITE SUCH A SHORT CHAPTER? WILL ANY OF THE PEOPLE INSIDE SURVIVE? WHO WERE THOSE PEOPLE WHO "SHOULDNT'VE BEEN THERE? WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPS?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF "SNAKE'S BIRTHDAY PROBLEMS" WHICH WILL BE RELEASED IN 1 YEAR AND 5 MONTHS FROM NOW...
And Strangely enough, this is my shortest chapter yet...