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Author's notes-ok folks, dungeons and dragons and Naru oh my, ran into a dead end, so I'll be putting this up for the next chapter, as well as changing the title and description. So sorry, it'll be good, I sware, don't kill me.
Keitaro frantically ran around his room screaming his head off like someone had cut off his toe and he had just found it.
"do I want to know what he's doing?" Alex asked Sarah as the two of them lounged on the couch watching cowboy bebop with kitsune.
"he's just wigging out because he's afraid he'll fail the test he's takeing tomarrow." Kitsune smiled as she held a bottle of sake in her hand.
Alex watched as she pounded down more of the drink, he had tried it before, but it turned out that Alex was never one for drinking alcohol, which is just as well, Soda had a similar effect on him anyway.
Back in keitaro's room. "I can't do it!!!! I'm gonna fail and then Naru and mutsumi will never love me and I'll be a forth year loser and motoko will kill me and, WHAAAAA!!" keitaro slumped down and tears streamed down his face like waterfalls. Sure it was only the practice test, but you know how keitaro gets. "Keitaro if you don't shut your worthless little mouth I'll shut it for you!" screamed Naru as she peeked into his room via the hole in the cealing. She then noticed he was blushing as she glared at him, she soon realized why, her shirt was hanging loosely and he saw her bra. "KEITARO, YOU HENTAI!!!!!"
"How do you pay for all the repairs on this place?" Alex asked as he watched keitaro get blasted through the floors above them only to land in front of the beboppers, and to have kitsune and sarah use him as a foot rest.
"I usually try to pay it with the rent, but some people," keitaro glared and kitsune, "try to skip out on their rent by takeing advantage of their poor old land lord." "Hey! I'm inbetween jobs ok, gimmi a break!" "Your never not inbetween jobs you slacker!" "Hey slackers are people too, if you tickle us, do we not laugh, if you slap us will we not cry? If you prick us with a needle will we not scream and beat the living hell out of you before we take your wallet off your body after we K.O you?" Alex and sarah clapped at this little speech till they we're silenced by a glare from keitaro. "Look Kitsune, I'm calling you out, you pay back all the money you owe me by Friday, or. or..um." "or what?" asked kitsune "this little loser can't scare me." She thought. "Or I'll tell Haruka who keeps sneaking into the shop and stealing the best boose she has." Ok, Keitaro may not scare kitsune, but Haruka deffinitly did. "Fine damnit, time me, gimmi a week to get a job, and then I'll pay you back." She sighed, hopeing she'd think of a way to weasel out of this later. "Fine, and Alex, you may be a friend, but you'll need to start paying rent to ya know." "Hey, whoa, what brought this up?" Alex asked, surprised that keitaro even remembered that he lived there. "your drinking my last grape soda that I was saveing." Keitaro said with a glare as Alex looked over the name scribbled onto the can. "sorry man, I still have trouble reading jappanese." "it's ok, I'll be looking for a part time job too." Keitaro went back up to his room, and kitsune went to get another bottle so she could begin to weasel out of her new problem. Sarah looked at Alex, why the hell hadn't he just given himself enough rent money? "ABU!" was the noise comeing out of Alex's mouth as Su bashed him with a naked foot to the head. "Hello Su." Al moaned from the floor as he tried to get rid of the spirals for eyes he now had. "Hello Al, are you ready for more games?" oh no! alex thought, Games with Su= pain, experimentation, pain! "um. that's ok Su, I was just about to.uh. go play on my computer! Yeah that's it, bye!" Al bolted up the stairs at top speed trying to avoid tripping on motoko at the top of them. "watch where your going Rush, lest I yank out your tounge!" "okI'llrememberthatthankyou!" Al tore down the hallway, the reason why? Well, one does not turn down Su unless you want some mecha tamas trying to blast your ass to the stoneage! Said mecha tamas were flying up the stairs and upon seeing them, motoko decided she wanted to go with Alex. "EEEEEEEEE!!!!" she screamed as she ran full speed after Al, away from the demonic puppets of the crazy forign girl. Sarah ran with Su, fallowing the trail of distruction the turtles made. "why doesn't he just tap into his power already?" she wondered, a bit frustrated at the fact she couldn't figure it out.
Motoko and Al were hidden the pile of beanbags that Al had stacked in a courner of his room. "Rush you had better stop touching my leg if you want to keep your hand." "motoko, that's not my hand." " eh.what?" she slowly looked down to see the real Tama-chan with her flipper on her leg. "oh shit!" Alex threw his hand over her mouth as she tried to scream. "Motoko, Motoko! If you scream Su will find us and then just imagin what she'll have those robotic beasts do, if you thought that tentical porn keitaro was looking at when you caught him last week was bad, just wait till su makes you experience it, calling it a full body cavity search, it'll make the airport pat downs seem easy." She glared at him, reminded of the incident, but nodded and kept silent, but she did look absolutely terrified. Alex reached forward and brushed tama off of her leg, and watched her fly away. Motoko looked at Alex so greatful. "Oh no, oh hell no, I am not gonna fall into the same problem that keitaros in right now, no sir.well maybe a little wouldn't be too bad." He looked at her and went red, as she was blushing because of how close they were. She thought to herself, "Alex is not a bad person, were not so lazy he would make a fine samari.maybe even good enough to fight me, and win, then we could get married because I could make up some dumb law that says if a man my age beats me I must marry him and then we could." her eyes went huge at the way her mind had worked itself into such un-motoko like thoughts. She would never act like this, why now?
Authors note- hi again, miss me? Well here's another chapter, and I'd like to add to anyone who cares about OOC moments, Feck off! I'm sorry but if it makes it funny, I see nothing wrong with it. Ok, just making sure, thanks to my reviewers and my good friends at shinobu author fanfiction league, and um. thanks to dizzy, my muse, he's my pet weasel, he gives me ideas. No I've never seen a psychiatrist, why do you ask?
Author's notes-ok folks, dungeons and dragons and Naru oh my, ran into a dead end, so I'll be putting this up for the next chapter, as well as changing the title and description. So sorry, it'll be good, I sware, don't kill me.
Keitaro frantically ran around his room screaming his head off like someone had cut off his toe and he had just found it.
"do I want to know what he's doing?" Alex asked Sarah as the two of them lounged on the couch watching cowboy bebop with kitsune.
"he's just wigging out because he's afraid he'll fail the test he's takeing tomarrow." Kitsune smiled as she held a bottle of sake in her hand.
Alex watched as she pounded down more of the drink, he had tried it before, but it turned out that Alex was never one for drinking alcohol, which is just as well, Soda had a similar effect on him anyway.
Back in keitaro's room. "I can't do it!!!! I'm gonna fail and then Naru and mutsumi will never love me and I'll be a forth year loser and motoko will kill me and, WHAAAAA!!" keitaro slumped down and tears streamed down his face like waterfalls. Sure it was only the practice test, but you know how keitaro gets. "Keitaro if you don't shut your worthless little mouth I'll shut it for you!" screamed Naru as she peeked into his room via the hole in the cealing. She then noticed he was blushing as she glared at him, she soon realized why, her shirt was hanging loosely and he saw her bra. "KEITARO, YOU HENTAI!!!!!"
"How do you pay for all the repairs on this place?" Alex asked as he watched keitaro get blasted through the floors above them only to land in front of the beboppers, and to have kitsune and sarah use him as a foot rest.
"I usually try to pay it with the rent, but some people," keitaro glared and kitsune, "try to skip out on their rent by takeing advantage of their poor old land lord." "Hey! I'm inbetween jobs ok, gimmi a break!" "Your never not inbetween jobs you slacker!" "Hey slackers are people too, if you tickle us, do we not laugh, if you slap us will we not cry? If you prick us with a needle will we not scream and beat the living hell out of you before we take your wallet off your body after we K.O you?" Alex and sarah clapped at this little speech till they we're silenced by a glare from keitaro. "Look Kitsune, I'm calling you out, you pay back all the money you owe me by Friday, or. or..um." "or what?" asked kitsune "this little loser can't scare me." She thought. "Or I'll tell Haruka who keeps sneaking into the shop and stealing the best boose she has." Ok, Keitaro may not scare kitsune, but Haruka deffinitly did. "Fine damnit, time me, gimmi a week to get a job, and then I'll pay you back." She sighed, hopeing she'd think of a way to weasel out of this later. "Fine, and Alex, you may be a friend, but you'll need to start paying rent to ya know." "Hey, whoa, what brought this up?" Alex asked, surprised that keitaro even remembered that he lived there. "your drinking my last grape soda that I was saveing." Keitaro said with a glare as Alex looked over the name scribbled onto the can. "sorry man, I still have trouble reading jappanese." "it's ok, I'll be looking for a part time job too." Keitaro went back up to his room, and kitsune went to get another bottle so she could begin to weasel out of her new problem. Sarah looked at Alex, why the hell hadn't he just given himself enough rent money? "ABU!" was the noise comeing out of Alex's mouth as Su bashed him with a naked foot to the head. "Hello Su." Al moaned from the floor as he tried to get rid of the spirals for eyes he now had. "Hello Al, are you ready for more games?" oh no! alex thought, Games with Su= pain, experimentation, pain! "um. that's ok Su, I was just about to.uh. go play on my computer! Yeah that's it, bye!" Al bolted up the stairs at top speed trying to avoid tripping on motoko at the top of them. "watch where your going Rush, lest I yank out your tounge!" "okI'llrememberthatthankyou!" Al tore down the hallway, the reason why? Well, one does not turn down Su unless you want some mecha tamas trying to blast your ass to the stoneage! Said mecha tamas were flying up the stairs and upon seeing them, motoko decided she wanted to go with Alex. "EEEEEEEEE!!!!" she screamed as she ran full speed after Al, away from the demonic puppets of the crazy forign girl. Sarah ran with Su, fallowing the trail of distruction the turtles made. "why doesn't he just tap into his power already?" she wondered, a bit frustrated at the fact she couldn't figure it out.
Motoko and Al were hidden the pile of beanbags that Al had stacked in a courner of his room. "Rush you had better stop touching my leg if you want to keep your hand." "motoko, that's not my hand." " eh.what?" she slowly looked down to see the real Tama-chan with her flipper on her leg. "oh shit!" Alex threw his hand over her mouth as she tried to scream. "Motoko, Motoko! If you scream Su will find us and then just imagin what she'll have those robotic beasts do, if you thought that tentical porn keitaro was looking at when you caught him last week was bad, just wait till su makes you experience it, calling it a full body cavity search, it'll make the airport pat downs seem easy." She glared at him, reminded of the incident, but nodded and kept silent, but she did look absolutely terrified. Alex reached forward and brushed tama off of her leg, and watched her fly away. Motoko looked at Alex so greatful. "Oh no, oh hell no, I am not gonna fall into the same problem that keitaros in right now, no sir.well maybe a little wouldn't be too bad." He looked at her and went red, as she was blushing because of how close they were. She thought to herself, "Alex is not a bad person, were not so lazy he would make a fine samari.maybe even good enough to fight me, and win, then we could get married because I could make up some dumb law that says if a man my age beats me I must marry him and then we could." her eyes went huge at the way her mind had worked itself into such un-motoko like thoughts. She would never act like this, why now?
Authors note- hi again, miss me? Well here's another chapter, and I'd like to add to anyone who cares about OOC moments, Feck off! I'm sorry but if it makes it funny, I see nothing wrong with it. Ok, just making sure, thanks to my reviewers and my good friends at shinobu author fanfiction league, and um. thanks to dizzy, my muse, he's my pet weasel, he gives me ideas. No I've never seen a psychiatrist, why do you ask?