Disclaimer- Yeah yeah you know what I have to say here. I own nothing close
to love hina rights, all I own is a passion for writing. I also don't own
McDonalds, or any fast food joint, so please, STOP SHOOTING!!!! I DIDN'T
STEAL YOUR SECRET SAUCE, CALL OFF YOUR TROOPS!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Author's notes- hi, more for my story, much fun so far eh?
Well please R&R, read my other fics and well.um. I got nothing else to
say really.
"Well come to McDonalds,what would you like?" kitsune asked for the
bazillenth time that morning.
"How about your dignity, god knows your not using it." Sarah smiled
evilly and watched as kitsune suppressed her rage.
Sarah had been coming by once every hour to bug kitsune, due to the
fact that she was now officially a burger flipper.
Alex stood behind her, now on his lunch break from his new job at
haruka's café.
"How'd you get such a great job?" She asked angrily, "no ones ever
there!"
Alex shrugged,"Ya got me fox girl, I just asked and she said sure, you
should be happy, they pay you more here, I barely make rent." He sweat
dropped at the fact that a weeks worth of work was only enough for
rent and a few expenses, such as food.
"So how long do you think I can work here before I find something to
blackmail the boss for so I can get paid but never really work here?"
kitsune asked winking slyly.
"Konno! No talking!" yelled a very large man in the back.
She went rigid and a sweat drop appeared on her head.
"Sorry boss, what can I get you?" she asked turning back to Alex and
Sarah.
"Um.just a number two and a milkshake ok?"
"Thank you, your order will be ready in a moment, here is your cup,
have a nice day."
But I wasn't the cheerful tone of voice kitsune was using you had to
pay attention to, it was in her usually enigmatic foxy eyes that the
real story was, they screamed,
"HELP ME; GET ME OUT OF THIS GREASY HELLHOLE!!!!!"
Alex continued to smile with his eyes closed, much like mutsumi, and
went to go get his drink as Sarah grinned evilly at Kitsune.
Kitsune looked to the left and right and seeing no one, picked up
Sarah,
"Now you listen to me you little rat, stop coming in here to bug me or
next time I see you, I'll stick you into the deep fryer!" Kitsune
whispered as she held Sarah over the deep fryer, full of French fry's.
"NO MOMMY, STOP DON'T!" Sarah yelled as the fake waterworks started
up.
Kitsune froze and saw that everyone in the store was glaring at her.
"Oh nonono, I'm not her mom, I just live with her, err.no that's not
good. um.her uh.her moms dead! Ah crap."
Kitsune kicked back, on her five minute lunch break. "Damn kid, almost made me loses this gig." She sighed as she longed for the sweet soothing burn of her sake, but of coarse you couldn't drink on the job, no sir, that would be agents the rules. She grumbled as she sipped her soda, "how the hell does Alex get so smashed off of the caffeine in this junk?" Suddenly, she overheard a couple of the cooks talking. "So what about that Konno girl eh? She's almost ready to be sent down ain't she?" "Yeah, the boss will be happy to see her get slaughtered on the field, me to for that matter." "You're just saying that because she wouldn't sleep with you." "Yeah well." Kitsune froze, slaughtered, what the hell? The boss looked out the back door, spotting Kitsune lounging on some boxes. "Konno, get in here, now!" "Oh shit."
Haitani and Shiri we're regretting their most recent job more then ever. "Why the hell are we doing this again?" shiri yelled over the explosion that had gone off right next to him. Haitani shielded his face from the shower of earth that had erupted from the crater the explosion had made. "Because now we have no other choice but death." He peeked out of the ditch he and his best friend we're lying in, and shot a few rounds off at some enemy troops. "I never thought I'd have to kill someone, I never planned on it." Shiri whimpered as he picked of an enemy troops head with his sniper rifle. "Aw quit you're whining, you wanted excitement, though I never thought we'd get so much of it working the fast food beat." "IN COMEING!!!" A grenade landed right next to them, with out a second thought, Haitani hucked it back out, watching it explode on it's late owner. "Ya ever notice how we're actually getting used to this war?" shiri Asked as he pulled off a shot he never could have done last week. "Nope, not really." Haitani caught sight of himself in the shine of a mirror they we're using to check for enemy troops when the shots we're too heavy. "God, if Kitsune saw me now I'd have to kill myself." He muttered as he realized he hadn't bathed in the last week and was covered in mud and blood. "Shiri old chum, mind if I drop off for a quick nap?" "Go ahead, I've got everything covered here, besides, our lunch should be arriving soon." "Ugh, If I have to eat one more burger..." "no no, today we get something special, I ordered pizza." "Will they deliver down here?" "Keitaro will" They laughed evilly and went back to the art of surviving; they had learned it so well in only a week.
Keitaro screamed as he pulled a flameing pizza out of the oven. Alex and Sarah watched, amused as they watched Keitaro Launch said flameing pizza out the open doors, where it hit seta's passing van, this made seta's driving, if possible, worse. BAM, lamppost, Biff, hydrant, BING, some small child, BAM, fruit stand, BOOM, the gas tank blew and seta's van did three flips and rolled down hill. "AHHHH GOD LOOK OUT!!!" "RUN AWAY!" "OH NO NOT AGAIN!!!" These were the last things heard from the three old elder type folks as seta's van chased them down the street.
"well that was interesting." Alex remarked after watching the scene wide eyed.
Author's notes- hi, more for my story, much fun so far eh?
Well please R&R, read my other fics and well.um. I got nothing else to
say really.
"Well come to McDonalds,what would you like?" kitsune asked for the
bazillenth time that morning.
"How about your dignity, god knows your not using it." Sarah smiled
evilly and watched as kitsune suppressed her rage.
Sarah had been coming by once every hour to bug kitsune, due to the
fact that she was now officially a burger flipper.
Alex stood behind her, now on his lunch break from his new job at
haruka's café.
"How'd you get such a great job?" She asked angrily, "no ones ever
there!"
Alex shrugged,"Ya got me fox girl, I just asked and she said sure, you
should be happy, they pay you more here, I barely make rent." He sweat
dropped at the fact that a weeks worth of work was only enough for
rent and a few expenses, such as food.
"So how long do you think I can work here before I find something to
blackmail the boss for so I can get paid but never really work here?"
kitsune asked winking slyly.
"Konno! No talking!" yelled a very large man in the back.
She went rigid and a sweat drop appeared on her head.
"Sorry boss, what can I get you?" she asked turning back to Alex and
Sarah.
"Um.just a number two and a milkshake ok?"
"Thank you, your order will be ready in a moment, here is your cup,
have a nice day."
But I wasn't the cheerful tone of voice kitsune was using you had to
pay attention to, it was in her usually enigmatic foxy eyes that the
real story was, they screamed,
"HELP ME; GET ME OUT OF THIS GREASY HELLHOLE!!!!!"
Alex continued to smile with his eyes closed, much like mutsumi, and
went to go get his drink as Sarah grinned evilly at Kitsune.
Kitsune looked to the left and right and seeing no one, picked up
Sarah,
"Now you listen to me you little rat, stop coming in here to bug me or
next time I see you, I'll stick you into the deep fryer!" Kitsune
whispered as she held Sarah over the deep fryer, full of French fry's.
"NO MOMMY, STOP DON'T!" Sarah yelled as the fake waterworks started
up.
Kitsune froze and saw that everyone in the store was glaring at her.
"Oh nonono, I'm not her mom, I just live with her, err.no that's not
good. um.her uh.her moms dead! Ah crap."
Kitsune kicked back, on her five minute lunch break. "Damn kid, almost made me loses this gig." She sighed as she longed for the sweet soothing burn of her sake, but of coarse you couldn't drink on the job, no sir, that would be agents the rules. She grumbled as she sipped her soda, "how the hell does Alex get so smashed off of the caffeine in this junk?" Suddenly, she overheard a couple of the cooks talking. "So what about that Konno girl eh? She's almost ready to be sent down ain't she?" "Yeah, the boss will be happy to see her get slaughtered on the field, me to for that matter." "You're just saying that because she wouldn't sleep with you." "Yeah well." Kitsune froze, slaughtered, what the hell? The boss looked out the back door, spotting Kitsune lounging on some boxes. "Konno, get in here, now!" "Oh shit."
Haitani and Shiri we're regretting their most recent job more then ever. "Why the hell are we doing this again?" shiri yelled over the explosion that had gone off right next to him. Haitani shielded his face from the shower of earth that had erupted from the crater the explosion had made. "Because now we have no other choice but death." He peeked out of the ditch he and his best friend we're lying in, and shot a few rounds off at some enemy troops. "I never thought I'd have to kill someone, I never planned on it." Shiri whimpered as he picked of an enemy troops head with his sniper rifle. "Aw quit you're whining, you wanted excitement, though I never thought we'd get so much of it working the fast food beat." "IN COMEING!!!" A grenade landed right next to them, with out a second thought, Haitani hucked it back out, watching it explode on it's late owner. "Ya ever notice how we're actually getting used to this war?" shiri Asked as he pulled off a shot he never could have done last week. "Nope, not really." Haitani caught sight of himself in the shine of a mirror they we're using to check for enemy troops when the shots we're too heavy. "God, if Kitsune saw me now I'd have to kill myself." He muttered as he realized he hadn't bathed in the last week and was covered in mud and blood. "Shiri old chum, mind if I drop off for a quick nap?" "Go ahead, I've got everything covered here, besides, our lunch should be arriving soon." "Ugh, If I have to eat one more burger..." "no no, today we get something special, I ordered pizza." "Will they deliver down here?" "Keitaro will" They laughed evilly and went back to the art of surviving; they had learned it so well in only a week.
Keitaro screamed as he pulled a flameing pizza out of the oven. Alex and Sarah watched, amused as they watched Keitaro Launch said flameing pizza out the open doors, where it hit seta's passing van, this made seta's driving, if possible, worse. BAM, lamppost, Biff, hydrant, BING, some small child, BAM, fruit stand, BOOM, the gas tank blew and seta's van did three flips and rolled down hill. "AHHHH GOD LOOK OUT!!!" "RUN AWAY!" "OH NO NOT AGAIN!!!" These were the last things heard from the three old elder type folks as seta's van chased them down the street.
"well that was interesting." Alex remarked after watching the scene wide eyed.