Thanks for reading this, I'm sorry if I didn't quite get Yugi's personality. *Looks around* Hey! Where did everybody go? *sees all of them looking at a tree* Hello! I'm right here! What's so interesting about a tree?? *walks over there* Ok, who did this? *sees Joey snickering* JOEY!!!!!
Joey: What??
Me: why did you do that? *points to the tree*
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Joey: Cause You like Yug!! HAHAHAH!!!
Me: And???
Joey: You're how old?
Me: I should be asking you the same!
Joey: YOU LITTLE!
Me: I rest my case!
Joey: *calms down* Your 13 right?
Me: Uh…yeah!
Joey: Hmm… *thinks*
Me: WOW! Your actually thinking!!!! Here's a doggie treat!! *throws a Scooby snack at Joey*
Joey: *eyes light up with fire* YOU LITTLE BITCH!!
Me: Oh, you shouldn't use such bad words! Any ways I'm not the female dog, you are!
Joey: YOU ARE SO LUCKY THAT I WONT BEAT UP GIRLS!!!! SO… I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!! IF I WIN YOU'LL HAVE TO WEAR A DOG COSTUME FOR A DAY AND SEE HOW IT FEELS!!!! AND-
Me: And if I win you dress up in this doggie costume! *holds up the same doggie costume Duke made Joey wear*
Joey: Bad memories, oh well, sounds fair!!
Me: Battle City rules?
Joey: Yup! So what's tha rarest card ya got, Paige?? A stupid card no doubt!
Me: Oh I've got this… *holds the 5 gods dragons* HAHAHAH!!!
Joey: Oh, only that card? It barely deserves a spot in my ultra-powerful deck!!!
Me: Whatever, because in the end you know I'll be the one with the Time Wizard in my deck!
Joey: You'd like that, wouldn't ya?
Me: …
We both shuffle each others deck and get out our Duel Disks
Me: Sorry people, I guess the interview is going to have to wait…
Joey and I: LET'S DUEL!
We both draw 5 cards
Joey: *draws a card* Let me start this!! I play Garfield the Iron Knight in attack mode!
Me: *draws a card* Ok, lets see…I'll summon my Blackland Fire Dragon in attack mode and
play this land card called Mountain and-
Joey: My Iron Knight can still slay your dragon!!
Me: AND I play Dragon Treasure! Raising my dragon's power to 2000! Thy blocking this,
Joey!!! Blackland Dragon attack the Iron Knight with Dark Flames!! You loose-er- 200 Life
Points, I think!
Joey: Yeah, duh! Its simple math!!!
Me: …
Joey: All I can do right now is play this monster in defense mode…
Me: That's right! I play Dragon Zombie in attack mode. Blackland, attack Joey's defense monster! Now Dragon Zombie attack Joey's Life Points directly using Deadly Zombie Breath!!! HAHAH! Such a good dragon!
Joey: That freak of nature isn't a dragon, it's a zombie!!
Me: So? It's a dead dragon so its half dragon and half-
Joey: Are you done now, I've already found a way to slay your dragon, and kill the ugly zombie!!!
Me: *nods* I end my turn.
Joey: Ok, I play Battle Warrior and play this magic card: Shield and Sword!!!
Me: Oh no, my Dragon Zombie!!! *the zombie appeared as if it had melted*
Joey: Battle Warrior attack that ugly dragon with Ultimate Battle Fist!!!
Me: NOOOO! MY dragon!!!
Joey: Its reduced to a pile of bones! And you loose 1000 Life Points!!
Me: Ok, just a little mistake…I can defeat this dog!!
Joey: WHAT??? COME HERE!!!
Me: I can't I'd have to forfeit the duel. Anways I play The Dragon Dwelling In The Cave! Since it's a dragon it gets the field power bonus from my Mountain, so attack the Battle Warrior with Slashing Claws!! And Blackland Dragon attack Joey's Life Points Directly!! I also play this card face-down.
Joey: Ok, I'm loosing the duel…but I wont loose to you!
Me: Sure you wont!
Joey: I wont 'cause I play Card Destruction!
Me: Oh well, I didn't have anything important in my hand…
We both get rid of the cards in our hand and draw the same number of cards we had.
Joey: Heart of the Cards, don't fail me!!! Alright I play Monster Reborn and revive my Garoozies that I deposited into my graveyard, now attack that over-sized dragon with Five Slash Strike!
Me: My Cave Dragon! Joey you'll pay!!!
Joey: I also put this card face-down.
Me: Ok I'll do the same as you did, I'll play Monster Reborn and revive my Seiyaru! Ok Blackland Dragon attack Garoozies!
Joey: You just walked into a trap!
Me: What?? No…
Joey: Kunai With Chain!!! This trap card lowers your stupid dragon by 400 points! Now Garoozies slay that dragon!! YES!! One down, one to go!
Me: You may have slain my dragon, but my other one is more powerful!! Just you wait!
Joey: Whatever, your empty threats don't scare me! I sacrifice my Garoozies to summon my Red-Eyes Black Dragon! And since you have Mountain on the field my dragon gets a 200 point boost!
Me: So, he's still to weak for Seiyaru!
Joey: And I also play Dragon Nails, giving my dragon a 400 point boost! Not such a weak dragon is he? Red-Eyes Black dragon attack with Inferno Fire Blast!!
Me: No! You've taken out one of my best cards! Let's see, what can I do…? Joey, I have a question for you.
Joey: What do ya want, twerp?
Me: I am no twerp, but I want to know how would it feel to you if you got defeated by a girl?
Joey: In other words, you?
Me: Yes, well maybe-
Joey: I wont loose to tha likes of you! So I really can't answer ya dumb question!
Me: No I was also talking about Mai and whoever is a great duelist.
Joey: Like you?
Me: You think I'm a good duelist?
Joey: Yeah! You've got me down to 3700 Life Points, I'm sayin' you're a good duelist for a little girl!!! Heheheh!
Me: I am not a little girl!!!
Joey: Whatever, just go.
Me: Ok, I play Fissure, it destroys your Red-Eyes Black Dragon and I also play Gray Wing and equip it with my facedown card: Dragon Treasure! And I get the 200 point bonus from Mountain. And to finish my turn I play this card face down.
Joey: What? You didn't attack me? Oh well, you will soon regret it! I play Swords of Revealing light!
Me: Ok, I can wait 3 turns hmm…I play Pre-Mature Burial! I have to pay 800 Life Points to do so, but in return I revive my Wingweaver that you made me discard! And I also equip it with Dragonic Attack! It gives my fairy a 500 point boost and makes her a dragon type!
Joey: Whoa! Your wimpy fairy isn't wimpy no more! Glad I have my Swords to hide behind!
Me: Then I play Swords of Revealing light, just as you did!
Joey: Yeh copy cattier!! Hmm why hide behind those swords, you have the strongest monster on the field, at least for now!
Me: I don't want my Gray Wing to die, yet.
Joey: Ok, I play Tiny Guardian in defense mode.
Me: I play Winged Dragon, Guarding of the Fortress in defense mode.
Joey: This duel is getting boring, I'm fallin' asleep here! So I sacrifice my Tiny Guardian and summon Jinzo! And when your Swords are done, I'll attack your Gray Wing!
Me: IF my Gray Wing lasts that long!
Joey: Whatta mean if he lasts that long? Do ya plan to sacrifice him?
Me: Maybe… Oh! I play Soul Exchange!! I sacrifice your Jinzo in order to summon Twin-Headed Fire Dragon!
Joey: NO! My Jinzo! Your mutated dragon will pay!!! Ok, I play Pre-Mature Burial, just like you did, and summon Jinzo to protect my Life Points!
Me: Since your swords have expired I could attack you and end the duel, but instead I play Lesser Dragon! And I end my turn.
Joey: Why did you play such wimpy cards in attack mode? Oh well, doesn't matter because I play Panther Warrior and also play this magic card: Scape Goat! Now my Panther Warrior attack that weak Lesser Dragon and-
Me: I play this trap: Magic Cylinder! HA! Your Panther Warrior stops dead in his tracks!!! And that's not all! You receive 2000 points of Direct Damage! HAHAHAH!
Joey: Alright, I end my turn by placing this card face down. And end my turn.
Me: HA! This duel is over I drew my 5 Gods Dragon!! In order to summon him I need to sacrifice 5 dragons! Exactly what I have! So I sacrifice my Wingweaver, my Lesser Dragon, my Winged Dragon, my Twin-Headed Dragon, and my Gray Wing! You all will be remembered! NOW MY 5-HEADED DRAGON! ARISE!!!
Joey: WOAH! THAT DRAGON IS HUGE!
Me: Yup! Not such a wimpy monster is he? Oh yeah and only light-type monsters can attack this beast, all other types wont work! I will not attack you, yet, though!
Joey: Big mistake! An attack would have brought my Life Points to 0!
Me: Maybe I want your defeat to last longer!
Joey: *saying to himself* Ok, I can't panic! That dragon isn't as strong as it looks, ok now, Heart of the Cards don't fail me now!!! YES! Now Paige I place this monster in defense mode and play this card facedown, and then I play Dian Keto, the Cure Master, to give my 1000 extra points, and that'll do it for now.
Me: Going down with a fight? Oh well, its more fun when you struggle. Ok, I summon 7 Colored Fish, now fish attack Joey's last hope of winning this duel with Tidal Wave Attack! Now my powerful dragon! Attack Joey directly, ending this duel!! With Elemental Attack!
Joey: HA! I activate Grave Robber, steal Paige's Magic Cylinder! Now you get 5000 points of Direct Damage!
Me: Nooo! JOEY! NOW I'M THE ONE LOOSING THE DUEL!!!
Joey: Aww, your gonna make me cry!! So since its my turn I will play this card in Defense Mode and place this card facedown, oh yeah, an' don't bother attacking 'cause it's a trap! *grinning widely*
Me: Your bluffs don't scare me, now lets try this again! Dragon attack!! Elemental Attack!!!
Joey: I warned ya! Now I play Fairy Box! Hide my monster!
Me: Dragon attack, FAST!!!
Joey: Ya missed, but ya got closer that most of my opponents!
Me: Fish! ATTACK!
Joey: Ya make the same mistake twice? Your fish is slower than ya dragoon! *laughing loudly*
Me: Ok, well, since I can't do anything, I end my turn…
Joey: Ok now, this draw decides who'll win…that's gotta be me!!
Me: No, It'll be me!
Joey: I beg to differ, I drew the one card that could decide a winner, so I flip my facedown card! BABY DRAGON! And…I play TIME WIZARD!
Me: Oh no!!
Joey: Oh yes! And if my Time Wizard lands right I will win tha duel!!! Time Wizerd, Time Roulette!!!!
Time Wizard: Time Magic!
Me: Please a skull…
Joey: C'mon Time Warp!!
Me: Its slowing down…
Joey: YES! TIME WIZARD TIME WARP!!!!! AGE MY BABY DRAGON AND MAKE PAIGE'S MONSTERS BITE THA DUST!!!!!!
The Time Wizard does its magic
Me: NOOOO!!!! MY 7 Colored Fish aged so much, its pathetic! And my-my-my my 5 Gods Dragon! It-it-it it's lost a head…
Joey: And some serious attack points! It was 5000, and now its attack is 2300!! *laughing* I defeated the strongest card it ya deck! And also, lets not forget that my Baby Dragon aged as well, but it became a Thousand Dragon! I could attack your dragon and kill that menace, but that special rule that will only let light type monsters attack your dragon, so…I'll attack your fish and END THIS DUEL!!! You dragon, in tha end, overcame by its own great power!
Me: Do you even know what you said?
Joey: Er- um, well, no, I just heard Yug sayin' that to a duelist.
Me: Ok, thought so, I barley understood what you were talking about…well, Joey, go ahead and attack me, I wont keep you from ending this duel, finish me off…
Joey: And I plain just that- wait, right 'bout now your supposed to be screaming about loosing or sweating or crying…
Me: Defeat is not bad, nor is it unfamiliar to me, so I will accept it to the best of my ability. Amway's there's nothing I can do, there's no need for me to try stopping my inevitable defeat, its impossible, now.
Joey: Alwright! Thousand Dragon, attack Paige's fish with Noxious Nostril Gust!!
Me: Well, Joey that was a great duel, you were a noble opponent.
Joey: You were to, this duel wasn't easily won…BUT DON'T THINK YOUR SWEET TALK WILL GET YOU OUTTA OUT LITTLE BET!!!
Me: I know, let me get the suit…*puts it on* I feel weird…
Joey: Wait…
Me: No, I insist, its not like me to back away from a bet after I lost.
Joey: We didn't say how long you'd be in that suit!
Me: Yeah we did, a day.
Joey: Damn! You were listening!
Me: Yep! *bends down on all fours* Ok, is this good?
Joey: Er…
Me: Well, am I acting dog enough for you?
Joey: Um, yeah…but I-
Me: Spare me!! Now do you want me to eat dog food?
Joey: NO! ENOUGH'S ENOUGH!!!
Me: Ok…
Joey: So…
Me: Arf!
Joey: What???
Me: A dog can't talk…
Joey: Alwright, lets see…ya want to act like a human, doggie Paige?
Me: Arf! *stands on legs* Ok I'm human!
Joey: Uh…Do you want to get out, now?
Me: Why? This is a bet, remember?
Joey: Yeah, I know, but ya see, you could have defeated me at least twice in that duel, and I'd be tha one it the dog costume…
Me: Well, I lost, in the end.
Joey: Yeah, true, but had you won, you'd only let me in this thing for an hour, right?
Me: Yeah you've got a point…
Joey: So whatda say? You want outta there?
Me: That would be great, but…
Joey: Then I say your out, starting-now! No ifs ands or buts about it!
Me: Well, if you put it that way…*gets out of dog costume and runs to the bathroom*
Joey: *blinks* Ok…
Me: Ok, now where were we, ah yes! So Joey, I was wondering if I could have an interview with you, I'm doing my favorite characters, ya know!
Joey: Sure!
Me: Ok that wraps up my time.
Joey: But what'd bout my interview??
Me: Next chapter…
Joey: Oh yeah, cause we dueled, instead, right?
Me: Yup! Ok peeps, bye for now!
Joey: What??
Me: why did you do that? *points to the tree*
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Joey: Cause You like Yug!! HAHAHAH!!!
Me: And???
Joey: You're how old?
Me: I should be asking you the same!
Joey: YOU LITTLE!
Me: I rest my case!
Joey: *calms down* Your 13 right?
Me: Uh…yeah!
Joey: Hmm… *thinks*
Me: WOW! Your actually thinking!!!! Here's a doggie treat!! *throws a Scooby snack at Joey*
Joey: *eyes light up with fire* YOU LITTLE BITCH!!
Me: Oh, you shouldn't use such bad words! Any ways I'm not the female dog, you are!
Joey: YOU ARE SO LUCKY THAT I WONT BEAT UP GIRLS!!!! SO… I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!! IF I WIN YOU'LL HAVE TO WEAR A DOG COSTUME FOR A DAY AND SEE HOW IT FEELS!!!! AND-
Me: And if I win you dress up in this doggie costume! *holds up the same doggie costume Duke made Joey wear*
Joey: Bad memories, oh well, sounds fair!!
Me: Battle City rules?
Joey: Yup! So what's tha rarest card ya got, Paige?? A stupid card no doubt!
Me: Oh I've got this… *holds the 5 gods dragons* HAHAHAH!!!
Joey: Oh, only that card? It barely deserves a spot in my ultra-powerful deck!!!
Me: Whatever, because in the end you know I'll be the one with the Time Wizard in my deck!
Joey: You'd like that, wouldn't ya?
Me: …
We both shuffle each others deck and get out our Duel Disks
Me: Sorry people, I guess the interview is going to have to wait…
Joey and I: LET'S DUEL!
We both draw 5 cards
Joey: *draws a card* Let me start this!! I play Garfield the Iron Knight in attack mode!
Me: *draws a card* Ok, lets see…I'll summon my Blackland Fire Dragon in attack mode and
play this land card called Mountain and-
Joey: My Iron Knight can still slay your dragon!!
Me: AND I play Dragon Treasure! Raising my dragon's power to 2000! Thy blocking this,
Joey!!! Blackland Dragon attack the Iron Knight with Dark Flames!! You loose-er- 200 Life
Points, I think!
Joey: Yeah, duh! Its simple math!!!
Me: …
Joey: All I can do right now is play this monster in defense mode…
Me: That's right! I play Dragon Zombie in attack mode. Blackland, attack Joey's defense monster! Now Dragon Zombie attack Joey's Life Points directly using Deadly Zombie Breath!!! HAHAH! Such a good dragon!
Joey: That freak of nature isn't a dragon, it's a zombie!!
Me: So? It's a dead dragon so its half dragon and half-
Joey: Are you done now, I've already found a way to slay your dragon, and kill the ugly zombie!!!
Me: *nods* I end my turn.
Joey: Ok, I play Battle Warrior and play this magic card: Shield and Sword!!!
Me: Oh no, my Dragon Zombie!!! *the zombie appeared as if it had melted*
Joey: Battle Warrior attack that ugly dragon with Ultimate Battle Fist!!!
Me: NOOOO! MY dragon!!!
Joey: Its reduced to a pile of bones! And you loose 1000 Life Points!!
Me: Ok, just a little mistake…I can defeat this dog!!
Joey: WHAT??? COME HERE!!!
Me: I can't I'd have to forfeit the duel. Anways I play The Dragon Dwelling In The Cave! Since it's a dragon it gets the field power bonus from my Mountain, so attack the Battle Warrior with Slashing Claws!! And Blackland Dragon attack Joey's Life Points Directly!! I also play this card face-down.
Joey: Ok, I'm loosing the duel…but I wont loose to you!
Me: Sure you wont!
Joey: I wont 'cause I play Card Destruction!
Me: Oh well, I didn't have anything important in my hand…
We both get rid of the cards in our hand and draw the same number of cards we had.
Joey: Heart of the Cards, don't fail me!!! Alright I play Monster Reborn and revive my Garoozies that I deposited into my graveyard, now attack that over-sized dragon with Five Slash Strike!
Me: My Cave Dragon! Joey you'll pay!!!
Joey: I also put this card face-down.
Me: Ok I'll do the same as you did, I'll play Monster Reborn and revive my Seiyaru! Ok Blackland Dragon attack Garoozies!
Joey: You just walked into a trap!
Me: What?? No…
Joey: Kunai With Chain!!! This trap card lowers your stupid dragon by 400 points! Now Garoozies slay that dragon!! YES!! One down, one to go!
Me: You may have slain my dragon, but my other one is more powerful!! Just you wait!
Joey: Whatever, your empty threats don't scare me! I sacrifice my Garoozies to summon my Red-Eyes Black Dragon! And since you have Mountain on the field my dragon gets a 200 point boost!
Me: So, he's still to weak for Seiyaru!
Joey: And I also play Dragon Nails, giving my dragon a 400 point boost! Not such a weak dragon is he? Red-Eyes Black dragon attack with Inferno Fire Blast!!
Me: No! You've taken out one of my best cards! Let's see, what can I do…? Joey, I have a question for you.
Joey: What do ya want, twerp?
Me: I am no twerp, but I want to know how would it feel to you if you got defeated by a girl?
Joey: In other words, you?
Me: Yes, well maybe-
Joey: I wont loose to tha likes of you! So I really can't answer ya dumb question!
Me: No I was also talking about Mai and whoever is a great duelist.
Joey: Like you?
Me: You think I'm a good duelist?
Joey: Yeah! You've got me down to 3700 Life Points, I'm sayin' you're a good duelist for a little girl!!! Heheheh!
Me: I am not a little girl!!!
Joey: Whatever, just go.
Me: Ok, I play Fissure, it destroys your Red-Eyes Black Dragon and I also play Gray Wing and equip it with my facedown card: Dragon Treasure! And I get the 200 point bonus from Mountain. And to finish my turn I play this card face down.
Joey: What? You didn't attack me? Oh well, you will soon regret it! I play Swords of Revealing light!
Me: Ok, I can wait 3 turns hmm…I play Pre-Mature Burial! I have to pay 800 Life Points to do so, but in return I revive my Wingweaver that you made me discard! And I also equip it with Dragonic Attack! It gives my fairy a 500 point boost and makes her a dragon type!
Joey: Whoa! Your wimpy fairy isn't wimpy no more! Glad I have my Swords to hide behind!
Me: Then I play Swords of Revealing light, just as you did!
Joey: Yeh copy cattier!! Hmm why hide behind those swords, you have the strongest monster on the field, at least for now!
Me: I don't want my Gray Wing to die, yet.
Joey: Ok, I play Tiny Guardian in defense mode.
Me: I play Winged Dragon, Guarding of the Fortress in defense mode.
Joey: This duel is getting boring, I'm fallin' asleep here! So I sacrifice my Tiny Guardian and summon Jinzo! And when your Swords are done, I'll attack your Gray Wing!
Me: IF my Gray Wing lasts that long!
Joey: Whatta mean if he lasts that long? Do ya plan to sacrifice him?
Me: Maybe… Oh! I play Soul Exchange!! I sacrifice your Jinzo in order to summon Twin-Headed Fire Dragon!
Joey: NO! My Jinzo! Your mutated dragon will pay!!! Ok, I play Pre-Mature Burial, just like you did, and summon Jinzo to protect my Life Points!
Me: Since your swords have expired I could attack you and end the duel, but instead I play Lesser Dragon! And I end my turn.
Joey: Why did you play such wimpy cards in attack mode? Oh well, doesn't matter because I play Panther Warrior and also play this magic card: Scape Goat! Now my Panther Warrior attack that weak Lesser Dragon and-
Me: I play this trap: Magic Cylinder! HA! Your Panther Warrior stops dead in his tracks!!! And that's not all! You receive 2000 points of Direct Damage! HAHAHAH!
Joey: Alright, I end my turn by placing this card face down. And end my turn.
Me: HA! This duel is over I drew my 5 Gods Dragon!! In order to summon him I need to sacrifice 5 dragons! Exactly what I have! So I sacrifice my Wingweaver, my Lesser Dragon, my Winged Dragon, my Twin-Headed Dragon, and my Gray Wing! You all will be remembered! NOW MY 5-HEADED DRAGON! ARISE!!!
Joey: WOAH! THAT DRAGON IS HUGE!
Me: Yup! Not such a wimpy monster is he? Oh yeah and only light-type monsters can attack this beast, all other types wont work! I will not attack you, yet, though!
Joey: Big mistake! An attack would have brought my Life Points to 0!
Me: Maybe I want your defeat to last longer!
Joey: *saying to himself* Ok, I can't panic! That dragon isn't as strong as it looks, ok now, Heart of the Cards don't fail me now!!! YES! Now Paige I place this monster in defense mode and play this card facedown, and then I play Dian Keto, the Cure Master, to give my 1000 extra points, and that'll do it for now.
Me: Going down with a fight? Oh well, its more fun when you struggle. Ok, I summon 7 Colored Fish, now fish attack Joey's last hope of winning this duel with Tidal Wave Attack! Now my powerful dragon! Attack Joey directly, ending this duel!! With Elemental Attack!
Joey: HA! I activate Grave Robber, steal Paige's Magic Cylinder! Now you get 5000 points of Direct Damage!
Me: Nooo! JOEY! NOW I'M THE ONE LOOSING THE DUEL!!!
Joey: Aww, your gonna make me cry!! So since its my turn I will play this card in Defense Mode and place this card facedown, oh yeah, an' don't bother attacking 'cause it's a trap! *grinning widely*
Me: Your bluffs don't scare me, now lets try this again! Dragon attack!! Elemental Attack!!!
Joey: I warned ya! Now I play Fairy Box! Hide my monster!
Me: Dragon attack, FAST!!!
Joey: Ya missed, but ya got closer that most of my opponents!
Me: Fish! ATTACK!
Joey: Ya make the same mistake twice? Your fish is slower than ya dragoon! *laughing loudly*
Me: Ok, well, since I can't do anything, I end my turn…
Joey: Ok now, this draw decides who'll win…that's gotta be me!!
Me: No, It'll be me!
Joey: I beg to differ, I drew the one card that could decide a winner, so I flip my facedown card! BABY DRAGON! And…I play TIME WIZARD!
Me: Oh no!!
Joey: Oh yes! And if my Time Wizard lands right I will win tha duel!!! Time Wizerd, Time Roulette!!!!
Time Wizard: Time Magic!
Me: Please a skull…
Joey: C'mon Time Warp!!
Me: Its slowing down…
Joey: YES! TIME WIZARD TIME WARP!!!!! AGE MY BABY DRAGON AND MAKE PAIGE'S MONSTERS BITE THA DUST!!!!!!
The Time Wizard does its magic
Me: NOOOO!!!! MY 7 Colored Fish aged so much, its pathetic! And my-my-my my 5 Gods Dragon! It-it-it it's lost a head…
Joey: And some serious attack points! It was 5000, and now its attack is 2300!! *laughing* I defeated the strongest card it ya deck! And also, lets not forget that my Baby Dragon aged as well, but it became a Thousand Dragon! I could attack your dragon and kill that menace, but that special rule that will only let light type monsters attack your dragon, so…I'll attack your fish and END THIS DUEL!!! You dragon, in tha end, overcame by its own great power!
Me: Do you even know what you said?
Joey: Er- um, well, no, I just heard Yug sayin' that to a duelist.
Me: Ok, thought so, I barley understood what you were talking about…well, Joey, go ahead and attack me, I wont keep you from ending this duel, finish me off…
Joey: And I plain just that- wait, right 'bout now your supposed to be screaming about loosing or sweating or crying…
Me: Defeat is not bad, nor is it unfamiliar to me, so I will accept it to the best of my ability. Amway's there's nothing I can do, there's no need for me to try stopping my inevitable defeat, its impossible, now.
Joey: Alwright! Thousand Dragon, attack Paige's fish with Noxious Nostril Gust!!
Me: Well, Joey that was a great duel, you were a noble opponent.
Joey: You were to, this duel wasn't easily won…BUT DON'T THINK YOUR SWEET TALK WILL GET YOU OUTTA OUT LITTLE BET!!!
Me: I know, let me get the suit…*puts it on* I feel weird…
Joey: Wait…
Me: No, I insist, its not like me to back away from a bet after I lost.
Joey: We didn't say how long you'd be in that suit!
Me: Yeah we did, a day.
Joey: Damn! You were listening!
Me: Yep! *bends down on all fours* Ok, is this good?
Joey: Er…
Me: Well, am I acting dog enough for you?
Joey: Um, yeah…but I-
Me: Spare me!! Now do you want me to eat dog food?
Joey: NO! ENOUGH'S ENOUGH!!!
Me: Ok…
Joey: So…
Me: Arf!
Joey: What???
Me: A dog can't talk…
Joey: Alwright, lets see…ya want to act like a human, doggie Paige?
Me: Arf! *stands on legs* Ok I'm human!
Joey: Uh…Do you want to get out, now?
Me: Why? This is a bet, remember?
Joey: Yeah, I know, but ya see, you could have defeated me at least twice in that duel, and I'd be tha one it the dog costume…
Me: Well, I lost, in the end.
Joey: Yeah, true, but had you won, you'd only let me in this thing for an hour, right?
Me: Yeah you've got a point…
Joey: So whatda say? You want outta there?
Me: That would be great, but…
Joey: Then I say your out, starting-now! No ifs ands or buts about it!
Me: Well, if you put it that way…*gets out of dog costume and runs to the bathroom*
Joey: *blinks* Ok…
Me: Ok, now where were we, ah yes! So Joey, I was wondering if I could have an interview with you, I'm doing my favorite characters, ya know!
Joey: Sure!
Me: Ok that wraps up my time.
Joey: But what'd bout my interview??
Me: Next chapter…
Joey: Oh yeah, cause we dueled, instead, right?
Me: Yup! Ok peeps, bye for now!