Disclaimer- I do not own love hina, I do wish I was in Japan right now
though, ah yes, should I get I girlfriend, I am going to watch the cherry
blossoms in spring with her, so romantic don't cha think? Oh yeah, I do own
myself, and dizzy and buddy.
Alex looked around the dimly lit bedroom, it looked like a tomb. Behind him keitaro krept in, clutching a rope in his hand.
"So this is Sarah's room." The pair looked around it. "This is like a scene from tomb raider, or raiders of the lost arc." Al remarked as he admired the dusty old artifacts littering the room.
"Man, how far back does this place go?" keitaro asked, shining a flashlight beam down the dark tunnel.
With a third step into the dungeon, a low rumbling noise began.
"Um, keitaro, I've seen this movie, this is the part when the huge bolder."
Alex was cut off as he and keitaro ran screaming down the hall, being chased by a huge bolder with three eyes painted on it.
"AHHHHHH!!!!" suddenly, Al disappeared into a pit, leavening poor keitaro to outrun the rock.
"AHHHHHHHHH OOF!" Al landed roughly on a chair.
"Welcome Alex."
Alex looked up and saw Sarah sitting in a large armchair, behind a desk.
"Sarah? What the hell?"
"Alex, why haven't you tapped into your power before now?"
"Huh? What power?"
"Your author powers you dork!"
"Eh? Author powers?"
"WHAT!?! You really don't remember? You can't honestly say that can you?"
"Um.no?"
"Oh my god, you really don't remember do you?"
"REMEMBER WHAT!?!"
"Oh boy.ahem, I am special agent Macdougal of the MUAPA; you are, as of this moment under my jurisdiction.."
"Wait, what? Special agent? MUAPA?"
"Be quiet, I'm getting to all this, I have been designated as the officer of this area for the MUAPA, they are an organization dedicated to keeping the peace and making sure things remain as they should in anime worlds."
"You're making this up right?"
"NO! Now shut up and let me finish, MUAPA stands for the Multi Universe Anime Protection Agency, and members of our agents are in every anime, and should that anime attract fan fiction writers, it's up to us to keep an eye on them, and make sure they don't cause irreparable damage to the anime."
"Wait, wait, and wait! Your saying, that none of this is real?"
"Bingo, you are an author, doing a self insert into a fanfic."
"Sarah, have you been drinking kitsune's sake again?"
"NO!!! I'm telling the truth!"
"Ok because kitsune told me that last time you did you told everyone the matrix is real and nothing around us is actually there."
"It is! I swear that none of this is true! Al, think about it, do you really think your parents would let you stay in Japan? Do you really think that you could legally take computer classes online and get a high school diploma? Do you really think that your friends could send something so heavy through the mail for free?"
"Um.no, no, and yes."
"So."
"No way.you mean.this is real isn't it, I am in a fan fiction?"
"About time you caught on."
"But how come I don't have any cool powers, how come I'm not having a steamy make out session right now?"
"Well, we've had cases like this, it's because you're so stupid you don't know how to just give yourself powers, odds are, you could have any power you like, but you'll probably just end up a wuss."
"Your so kind, but what now? How do I get out?"
"Of the fanfic? You don't dummy, this isn't real, and the real you are off somewhere typing this."
"So what am I?"
"You know how you told me about you drawing yourself in comics? Well it's my theory that you are the cartoon version of you. Whenever you're needed in a story or a comic, this version of you is used, you just don't remember it."
"wow, that's a lot to swallow so quickly, I just found out that I really don't exist, and now I have to go find keitaro and help haitani and shiri with.whatever it is they called us for, you wouldn't happen to have a slurpie machine down here would you?"
"Um.no, by the way, why did you come into my room anyway?"
"Um.keitaro and I heard you weren't in work and he told me you don't go to school yet, so we decided to find you before we left to help haitani and shiri."
"Oh, I'll be fine, now get on with it, and remember, don't let anyone know you're the author, if the characters realize this is a fanfic, they might try to exploit your powers, and the whole story could come crashing down."
"Happy thought."
"Yeah, and should I feel that the story is in danger and could hurt the characters, I will delete you and all of your stories, so none of them will remember you."
"You're so kind."
"It's my job man."
"Yeah, yeah ok, can I go now?"
"Yeah, you can locate keitaro hanging over the dangerously snakey spikey pit."
"Uh.thanks."
A/N ok, sorry for such a lame excuse for a chapter but things are a bit frantic at school right now, satisfy your urge to read better chapters by reading my other fics, if you would. Please R&R, even if the stories complete I love to hear what you think. Also, please read my author profile for the secret story I put in there about how I got my author powers and what they are. Please R&R on that as well.
Alex looked around the dimly lit bedroom, it looked like a tomb. Behind him keitaro krept in, clutching a rope in his hand.
"So this is Sarah's room." The pair looked around it. "This is like a scene from tomb raider, or raiders of the lost arc." Al remarked as he admired the dusty old artifacts littering the room.
"Man, how far back does this place go?" keitaro asked, shining a flashlight beam down the dark tunnel.
With a third step into the dungeon, a low rumbling noise began.
"Um, keitaro, I've seen this movie, this is the part when the huge bolder."
Alex was cut off as he and keitaro ran screaming down the hall, being chased by a huge bolder with three eyes painted on it.
"AHHHHHH!!!!" suddenly, Al disappeared into a pit, leavening poor keitaro to outrun the rock.
"AHHHHHHHHH OOF!" Al landed roughly on a chair.
"Welcome Alex."
Alex looked up and saw Sarah sitting in a large armchair, behind a desk.
"Sarah? What the hell?"
"Alex, why haven't you tapped into your power before now?"
"Huh? What power?"
"Your author powers you dork!"
"Eh? Author powers?"
"WHAT!?! You really don't remember? You can't honestly say that can you?"
"Um.no?"
"Oh my god, you really don't remember do you?"
"REMEMBER WHAT!?!"
"Oh boy.ahem, I am special agent Macdougal of the MUAPA; you are, as of this moment under my jurisdiction.."
"Wait, what? Special agent? MUAPA?"
"Be quiet, I'm getting to all this, I have been designated as the officer of this area for the MUAPA, they are an organization dedicated to keeping the peace and making sure things remain as they should in anime worlds."
"You're making this up right?"
"NO! Now shut up and let me finish, MUAPA stands for the Multi Universe Anime Protection Agency, and members of our agents are in every anime, and should that anime attract fan fiction writers, it's up to us to keep an eye on them, and make sure they don't cause irreparable damage to the anime."
"Wait, wait, and wait! Your saying, that none of this is real?"
"Bingo, you are an author, doing a self insert into a fanfic."
"Sarah, have you been drinking kitsune's sake again?"
"NO!!! I'm telling the truth!"
"Ok because kitsune told me that last time you did you told everyone the matrix is real and nothing around us is actually there."
"It is! I swear that none of this is true! Al, think about it, do you really think your parents would let you stay in Japan? Do you really think that you could legally take computer classes online and get a high school diploma? Do you really think that your friends could send something so heavy through the mail for free?"
"Um.no, no, and yes."
"So."
"No way.you mean.this is real isn't it, I am in a fan fiction?"
"About time you caught on."
"But how come I don't have any cool powers, how come I'm not having a steamy make out session right now?"
"Well, we've had cases like this, it's because you're so stupid you don't know how to just give yourself powers, odds are, you could have any power you like, but you'll probably just end up a wuss."
"Your so kind, but what now? How do I get out?"
"Of the fanfic? You don't dummy, this isn't real, and the real you are off somewhere typing this."
"So what am I?"
"You know how you told me about you drawing yourself in comics? Well it's my theory that you are the cartoon version of you. Whenever you're needed in a story or a comic, this version of you is used, you just don't remember it."
"wow, that's a lot to swallow so quickly, I just found out that I really don't exist, and now I have to go find keitaro and help haitani and shiri with.whatever it is they called us for, you wouldn't happen to have a slurpie machine down here would you?"
"Um.no, by the way, why did you come into my room anyway?"
"Um.keitaro and I heard you weren't in work and he told me you don't go to school yet, so we decided to find you before we left to help haitani and shiri."
"Oh, I'll be fine, now get on with it, and remember, don't let anyone know you're the author, if the characters realize this is a fanfic, they might try to exploit your powers, and the whole story could come crashing down."
"Happy thought."
"Yeah, and should I feel that the story is in danger and could hurt the characters, I will delete you and all of your stories, so none of them will remember you."
"You're so kind."
"It's my job man."
"Yeah, yeah ok, can I go now?"
"Yeah, you can locate keitaro hanging over the dangerously snakey spikey pit."
"Uh.thanks."
A/N ok, sorry for such a lame excuse for a chapter but things are a bit frantic at school right now, satisfy your urge to read better chapters by reading my other fics, if you would. Please R&R, even if the stories complete I love to hear what you think. Also, please read my author profile for the secret story I put in there about how I got my author powers and what they are. Please R&R on that as well.