Me: Ok finally the highly anticipated interview with JOEY WHEELER!!!!!
Joey: Could you say that, again, but with smaller words???
Me: Uh…well, I really don't know exactly what I said, either…
Yugi: You said the interview was wanted very much.
Me: Thanks Yug! *hugs him*
Yugi: Your welcome!
Me: OK, now is the interview with Joey, finally!!!
Yugi: I'll leave now, bye!
Joey and me: Bye!
Me: Damn! I hate that rule I made up about privacy when I interviewed a person…
anyways Joey, have a seat.
Joey: On ya bed??
Me: That came out wrong and-
Joey: YOU HAVE A SICK MIND!!!
Me: Let me finish!! It's the best I could get, my chair broke! *looking unusually mad*
Joey: Who broke it?
Me: Well, lets say BANDIT KEITH!!!
Joey: Why was he in ya room?
Me: HEY! I'm the one asking the questions, here! But he was in here because he got drunk and, well, needed somewhere to sleep and seeing as how I was gone…well, bottom line, he got mad and broke things.
Joey: Ya mom lets him it your room?
Me: Well, kind of…well, he's my mom's friend, with issues!!!
Joey: Got that right!
Me: Yep, anyways, Joey, some people want to know how do you feel living with your dad? What's it like?
Joey: Well, I don't really like it, at all, my dad has drinking problems and beats me up sometimes. That's how I got in so many school fights…
Me: Oh, Joey, I'm sorry to hear that…
Joey: It's ok, I learn to live with that, and anyways I spend a lot of time at Yug's house.
Me: Ok, that's good, so how do you get your hair like that? *considering to touch it*
Joey: Well, I just use a lot of hair gel and don't really brush my hair that much…
Me: OK, and to think I wanted to touch it…
Joey: IT DOESN'T HAVE STUFF IN IT!!!!!!
Me: Ok whatever, we don't want to start an argument again, right?
Joey: *mumbling* Right…
Me: Ok, well, I would like to know what do you like in a girl, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, MY FRIEND DOES!!!
Joey: Ok, ok, don' have a cow! I like girls who er- and I should tell you why??
Me: Like I said, my friend wants to know.
Joey: Yeah, I know that, but you're a measly girl and I think I'd only tell a guy.
Me: JOEY!!!!!! I AM NOT A MEASLY GIRL!!!!!!!!!! *recovers, since the show must go on!* So obviously you like girls with body??
Joey: How'd ya know?
Me: By the way you said it.
Joey: Oh…How do you know a lot about guys, most girls are clueless…
Me: Well lets just say that I've been around a lot of guys and learned how they work…
Joey: You've dated a lot of guys??
Me: Not really, but I have learned how guys act by watching them a lot. So anyways how do you like your eggs?
Joey: Er-Poached, I guess…
Me: That was just a stupid question! But, seriously, what's your I.Q.?
Joey: I forgot…oh yeah, 85!
Me: HAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE AN I.Q. OF 108!!!!
Joey: So?
Me: Well lets see…oh yeah, I'M 13 AND YOU'R 16!!!!
Joey:…
Me: Do you know what an Alpha, Beta, and Gamma particle is?
Joey: Aren't those Magnet Warriors???
Me: Not that kind of Alpha, Beta, and Gamma! I mean the particles that are in atoms! Do you know those???
Joey: Kinda…I have no idea…
Me: Well, an Alpha particle can't go through a thick sheet of paper, a Beta can go through the paper, but can't go through foil, a Gamma can go through the paper and the foil, but not lead, and the Gamma is a form of x-rays.
Joey: *snoring*
Me: JOEY!!!
Joey: Huh?? Oh yeah the particles thingy I know what it is-
Me: I already told you!!! If you fall asleep while I teach you something then what the heck do you do when Tea gets into one of her long and boring friendship speeches???
Joey: Simple! I zone out!
Me: Oh ok…So…Joey…er-ok, well, AMY I NEED MORE QUESTIONS, IT SEEMS CALISTA ONLY GAVE ME 5 STUPID QUESTIONS!!!!
A blonde girl with baggy jeans and a tight shirt came in
Amy: Er-lets see…I don't have any questions, Calista always had the brains!
Me: *whispering* What about the question you asked me?
Amy: No! Not that one!
Me: At least It'll waste time!
Amy: But he's gonna get mad at me and challenge me to a duel!
Me: And knowing you, you'll lose!
Amy: I'M NOT THAT BAD!!
Me: Yeah right, I've beaten you every time I've dueled you!
Amy: Whatever! Just because you beet me one time in 3 moves doesn't mean you're the better duelist!!!
Me: Actually what you just said proved I am the better duelist!
Joey: Ladies, ladies!!! Can we stop augurin', for once???
Amy: Ok, now I have the courage to ask you a question, Joey.
Joey: What is it???
Amy: Well, I wanted to know if you've ever lost your virginity, er-to Mai… *hides behind me*
Joey: AMY!!! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK I WASN'T A VIRGIN???!!! AND IF I DID, WHICH I'M NOT SAYIN' I DID, I WOULD NEVER LOOSE IT TO MAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*tries to grab Amy but fails* Oops…
Me: JOEY WHEELER!!! YOU SHOULD NEVER TOUCH A GIRL THERE!!!
Joey: Er-it was an accident…
Me: Sure it was…anyways answer Amy's question!
Joey: I DON'T LIKE MAI THAT WAY, even though most people think I do!! I HAVE NEVER LOST MY VIRGINITY!!! I'd rather kiss Amy then make out with Mai any day!
Amy: REALLY?? *looking rather happy*
Joey: It was just an example…
Amy: Ok…well, alright…well, I'll be leaving now, being that that privacy rule is in effect, I'll be in the Living Room if you need me…
Me: Bye Amy!!! Ok, well that seems like all the time we have for today, I will be reviewing lets see who Calista chose *opens envelope* WHAT??? REX RAPTIOR???? Ok, she has officially lost it! Oh wait, hehehe, she said it was for a fan! Ok then REX IT IS!!!
Joey: Ya gonna interview that loser???
Me: I pretty much have to cause Calista told me to and so did a fan…
Joey: So? Don't you hate him? And if you hate him you'd have a hard time interviewing him.
Me: Well, I don't really hate Rex, but he's not my favorite…
Joey: Whatever…
Me: Hey Joey, do you want to go to the arcade with me??? *blushes* Er-cause I heard that you were really good at games…
Joey: *totally ignoring the fact that I BLUSHED!* Yeah, I'd love to!!! I love the Air Hockey, your pain', right?
Me: WHAT??? WHY SHOULD I PAY???
Joey: I'm broke and you're the one with $60!!
Me: Alright, but JUST THIS ONCE, you really need to know that you should always pay for you and your friend if she's a girl…
Joey: Ok, I'll remember that! Er-what was it again??
Me: Never mind…
Joey: Could you say that, again, but with smaller words???
Me: Uh…well, I really don't know exactly what I said, either…
Yugi: You said the interview was wanted very much.
Me: Thanks Yug! *hugs him*
Yugi: Your welcome!
Me: OK, now is the interview with Joey, finally!!!
Yugi: I'll leave now, bye!
Joey and me: Bye!
Me: Damn! I hate that rule I made up about privacy when I interviewed a person…
anyways Joey, have a seat.
Joey: On ya bed??
Me: That came out wrong and-
Joey: YOU HAVE A SICK MIND!!!
Me: Let me finish!! It's the best I could get, my chair broke! *looking unusually mad*
Joey: Who broke it?
Me: Well, lets say BANDIT KEITH!!!
Joey: Why was he in ya room?
Me: HEY! I'm the one asking the questions, here! But he was in here because he got drunk and, well, needed somewhere to sleep and seeing as how I was gone…well, bottom line, he got mad and broke things.
Joey: Ya mom lets him it your room?
Me: Well, kind of…well, he's my mom's friend, with issues!!!
Joey: Got that right!
Me: Yep, anyways, Joey, some people want to know how do you feel living with your dad? What's it like?
Joey: Well, I don't really like it, at all, my dad has drinking problems and beats me up sometimes. That's how I got in so many school fights…
Me: Oh, Joey, I'm sorry to hear that…
Joey: It's ok, I learn to live with that, and anyways I spend a lot of time at Yug's house.
Me: Ok, that's good, so how do you get your hair like that? *considering to touch it*
Joey: Well, I just use a lot of hair gel and don't really brush my hair that much…
Me: OK, and to think I wanted to touch it…
Joey: IT DOESN'T HAVE STUFF IN IT!!!!!!
Me: Ok whatever, we don't want to start an argument again, right?
Joey: *mumbling* Right…
Me: Ok, well, I would like to know what do you like in a girl, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, MY FRIEND DOES!!!
Joey: Ok, ok, don' have a cow! I like girls who er- and I should tell you why??
Me: Like I said, my friend wants to know.
Joey: Yeah, I know that, but you're a measly girl and I think I'd only tell a guy.
Me: JOEY!!!!!! I AM NOT A MEASLY GIRL!!!!!!!!!! *recovers, since the show must go on!* So obviously you like girls with body??
Joey: How'd ya know?
Me: By the way you said it.
Joey: Oh…How do you know a lot about guys, most girls are clueless…
Me: Well lets just say that I've been around a lot of guys and learned how they work…
Joey: You've dated a lot of guys??
Me: Not really, but I have learned how guys act by watching them a lot. So anyways how do you like your eggs?
Joey: Er-Poached, I guess…
Me: That was just a stupid question! But, seriously, what's your I.Q.?
Joey: I forgot…oh yeah, 85!
Me: HAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE AN I.Q. OF 108!!!!
Joey: So?
Me: Well lets see…oh yeah, I'M 13 AND YOU'R 16!!!!
Joey:…
Me: Do you know what an Alpha, Beta, and Gamma particle is?
Joey: Aren't those Magnet Warriors???
Me: Not that kind of Alpha, Beta, and Gamma! I mean the particles that are in atoms! Do you know those???
Joey: Kinda…I have no idea…
Me: Well, an Alpha particle can't go through a thick sheet of paper, a Beta can go through the paper, but can't go through foil, a Gamma can go through the paper and the foil, but not lead, and the Gamma is a form of x-rays.
Joey: *snoring*
Me: JOEY!!!
Joey: Huh?? Oh yeah the particles thingy I know what it is-
Me: I already told you!!! If you fall asleep while I teach you something then what the heck do you do when Tea gets into one of her long and boring friendship speeches???
Joey: Simple! I zone out!
Me: Oh ok…So…Joey…er-ok, well, AMY I NEED MORE QUESTIONS, IT SEEMS CALISTA ONLY GAVE ME 5 STUPID QUESTIONS!!!!
A blonde girl with baggy jeans and a tight shirt came in
Amy: Er-lets see…I don't have any questions, Calista always had the brains!
Me: *whispering* What about the question you asked me?
Amy: No! Not that one!
Me: At least It'll waste time!
Amy: But he's gonna get mad at me and challenge me to a duel!
Me: And knowing you, you'll lose!
Amy: I'M NOT THAT BAD!!
Me: Yeah right, I've beaten you every time I've dueled you!
Amy: Whatever! Just because you beet me one time in 3 moves doesn't mean you're the better duelist!!!
Me: Actually what you just said proved I am the better duelist!
Joey: Ladies, ladies!!! Can we stop augurin', for once???
Amy: Ok, now I have the courage to ask you a question, Joey.
Joey: What is it???
Amy: Well, I wanted to know if you've ever lost your virginity, er-to Mai… *hides behind me*
Joey: AMY!!! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK I WASN'T A VIRGIN???!!! AND IF I DID, WHICH I'M NOT SAYIN' I DID, I WOULD NEVER LOOSE IT TO MAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*tries to grab Amy but fails* Oops…
Me: JOEY WHEELER!!! YOU SHOULD NEVER TOUCH A GIRL THERE!!!
Joey: Er-it was an accident…
Me: Sure it was…anyways answer Amy's question!
Joey: I DON'T LIKE MAI THAT WAY, even though most people think I do!! I HAVE NEVER LOST MY VIRGINITY!!! I'd rather kiss Amy then make out with Mai any day!
Amy: REALLY?? *looking rather happy*
Joey: It was just an example…
Amy: Ok…well, alright…well, I'll be leaving now, being that that privacy rule is in effect, I'll be in the Living Room if you need me…
Me: Bye Amy!!! Ok, well that seems like all the time we have for today, I will be reviewing lets see who Calista chose *opens envelope* WHAT??? REX RAPTIOR???? Ok, she has officially lost it! Oh wait, hehehe, she said it was for a fan! Ok then REX IT IS!!!
Joey: Ya gonna interview that loser???
Me: I pretty much have to cause Calista told me to and so did a fan…
Joey: So? Don't you hate him? And if you hate him you'd have a hard time interviewing him.
Me: Well, I don't really hate Rex, but he's not my favorite…
Joey: Whatever…
Me: Hey Joey, do you want to go to the arcade with me??? *blushes* Er-cause I heard that you were really good at games…
Joey: *totally ignoring the fact that I BLUSHED!* Yeah, I'd love to!!! I love the Air Hockey, your pain', right?
Me: WHAT??? WHY SHOULD I PAY???
Joey: I'm broke and you're the one with $60!!
Me: Alright, but JUST THIS ONCE, you really need to know that you should always pay for you and your friend if she's a girl…
Joey: Ok, I'll remember that! Er-what was it again??
Me: Never mind…