Disclaimer- I don't own anything here except dizzy buddy and myself.
A/N- hi, welcome to the next chapter, it's been awhile I'll admit but I've had some *Ahem* personal matters to attend to.
Chibi Kitsune- like what?
Al- everyone allow me to introduce my window buddie kitsune, I just downloaded her awhile ago and now she's decided to sit on my fanfics while I type them and be my muse.
Chibi kitsune- what "personal matters"?
Al- nothing, drop it.
Chibi Kitsune- tell me!!!
Al- Anyway, ahem, as of this date of December 8, 2003, kitsune and I are part of a thread on the adult swim message boards that is supporting love hina. Should we show enough support then adult swim will air LH on it's programming block.
Chibi Kitsune- Really!?!
Al- well they never exactally said that they would, but in theory if thousands of supporters come to keep the thread alive then they'll have too.
Chibi Kitsune- sounds like a lost cause to me.
Al- don't be so pessimistic, anyway, all I'm asking is that everyone go to the adult swim message boards and sign up. At this point you go to "love hina suggestions with synopsis" (or something like that, it's the only love hina thread on there) and show your support by posting.
Chibi Kitsune- yeah, just think about it, you guys could see Love hina the series without having to buy or rent the DVD's or buy a special channel.
Al- wouldn't that be cool? Oh well, self promotion time over, time to read the story.
Keitaro looked more frightened then the girls had ever made him look before as he rode buddy down the hallway of the military base.
"This is crazy, I shouldn't be here, I should be at home studying or something!" he thought as a bullet whizzed passed his head.
He threw a bottle of Sake with a flaming rag in the top and it hit one of his pursuers.
"AAAGGHHH!" the scream echoed through out the hallway as the man rolled around on the floor trying to put out the flames.
"So much for the stealth approach." Keitaro muttered as buddy turned a sharp corner and almost lost his rider and cargo.
(Flashback to twenty minutes ago)
(Chibi Kitsune- turns on the cool flashback special effects)
Keitaro on buddy's back and Al on vespa arrive at the fox hole kitsune, haitani and shiri are hiding in.
"Hey guys, what's up?" Alex asked removing his helmet.
"Well," kitsune said getting that look on her face (YOU know the one.)
"We've decided that the best way to get out of this war alive is to bring this cavern down, all we have to do is overload the main generator and BOOM! This place will cave in like Al around pizza."
"Nice analogy." Al said with a sigh and a sweat drop.
"Thank you, our problem is that it'll take 30 minutes to overload the generator, and we'll need to raise some hell so no one is focused on us."
"So you need us?"
"Yeah, I'll go and get to the generator, I'm the only one who can get passed the hand print doors, and haitani is going to go and raise the troops that he worked for and get them to attack, while shiri is making sure that our escape route is covered."
"And what might I ask are we for?" Keitaro asked hesitantly.
"well I need some back up, once inside, keitaro, I want you to blast the weapons holding rooms, and Al, I want you to release the P.O.Ws and then, the two of you cause as much mayhem as you can on your way to our exit, located here." Kitsune pointed at a map which seemed to have appeared out of nowhere.
"How'd you do that?" Alex asked intrigued.
"Do what?"
"Never mind."
"so you want us to go in there, lightly armed, agenst highly trained troops, a huge army of them, and just piss them off?" keitaro asked, with a look on his face that clearly said,
"I'm a dead man."
"Yep, that's about the size of it, here, wear these earphones, it'll let you hear me when I want to communicate and these goggles will let you see what ever the other one of us your talking to is seeing, now, synchronize your watches, it is now 05:30 p.m"
"Err…kitsune, I don't have a watch." Al raised his hand to prove this.
"Fine whatever, everybody ready then?"
Everyone answers at the same time "no!"
"too bad, lets go!" and with that the teams set off, Al on vespa with kitsune clinging to his jacket, Keitaro holding a death grip on buddy's collar, and haitani and shiri wishing they didn't have to run to their locations.
(Flashback ends)
Keitaro came back to reality as he realized that buddy was stopped.
"What's the matter buddy?"
The dog looked down each hallway in front of them; there we're three going in different directions.
"Oh um…let's see now, eani meani miney…" Keitaro was cut off as guards rounded the corner and fired.
"MOE!" screamed keitaro as buddy tore down the left hallway.
"Quick in there!" Keitaro pointed and he and the large black dog darted into a dark room.
Keitaro found the light and they were amazed, this room looked like shinobu's, pink floor, pink walls, flowers, stuffed dolls, a lot of stuffed dolls, and some very frilly outfits.
"Where are we now?" keitaro walked over to the desk and studied some pictures.
"This must be who's room this is…holy hell, she's a general!"
Keitaro stared at the picture of the pretty brunet in her army attire, and then spotted something that made him drop the picture in shock.
A print club sticker of a pretty brunet and haitani, with a border of wedding bells and a bride and groom, on the back a note was scribbled,
Dear Jennifer,
When I return from my trip please meet me at hinata train station at 3:00, I wish to take your hand in marriage.
Sincerely, haitani.
A/n- oh no, poor haitani is about to kill his girl in a massive cave in, can keitaro save her in time? Find out in the next chap…
Kitsune- oh no you don't bub!
Al- wha?
Chibi Kitsune- hey, it's big me, I am sexy
Kitsune- thanks, (turns to Al) I've stood by while you've driven this story into the ground, it sucks because your too lazy to spend more then twenty minutes on a chapter, so go on and keep typing, or else.
Al- or else what?
Kitsune- or else I'll show motoko the website you book marked, you know the one with her and her sister, and the handcuffs.
Chibi Kitsune- good one sister!
Al-who's side are you on trator?
Chibi Kitsune- The side with the sexy leader of corse.
Kitsune- well are you gonna write your fic or not?
Al- ALLRIGHT ALLRIGHT! On with the fic.
Kitsune- I thought so.
Chibi Kitsune- ha!
Kitsune awoke in a dark room, tied tightly to a wooden chair.
"What the hell?" she winced as a light over her head came on and her head throbbed, particularly the back of it where she assumed a good sized lump was.
"Glad your awake." Said a sinister yet femine voice.
"What's going on!" a fairly angry kitsune yelled at the voice.
"Well we found you trying to get into the main generator, now why would a grunt like you need to be in there with a bag of high explosives?"
"Um…do I get a lifeline?"
"No, I'm the only audience, and there's no fifty fifty, however if you can reach a phone, feel free to phone a friend." The voice cackled.
"Thanks, I will." Kitsune thought as she pushed a button on her watch.
"Now, why were you trying to reach the generator?" growled the voice.
"Um…you tell me where we are, and then I'll tell you my evil kidnapper."
(A few moments earlier)
Alex was in a trouble…
Ok, let's think this through carefully, I dropped off kitsune, successfully snuck into the enemy base, deposited my vespa in an easy to reach location, and snuck into the tank garage, that part went well, but it's the part where that alarm went off and I dove under this cardboard box when all the guards rushed in here that screwed me over.
He peeked out of the hole in the box and looked at the feet of many troops suiting up and climbing into tanks, why didn't any of them notice the cardboard box labeled ORANGES? You'd think for a garage it would be a bit odd for a box of oranges.
As the room cleared, Alex lifted up the box and peeked around, surprised to see another box labeled ORANGES which was moving across the floor by means of a pair of black boots extending out beneath it.
Alex moved his box over and walked along side this box, and asked,
"Got some good mileage on your box?"
The box flipped over and a man in full sneak suit was pointing a handgun and Al's head.
"Whoa, whoa! Calm down there pal, you're in the wrong military base."
"What do you mean? Who are you!?"
"Just a friend, now snake, the military base you want is in that fic by Krimson."
(Shameless plug!)
"Oh…ok, bye." And the video game spy slunk off to go hitch a ride to the airport.
"I wonder if Sarah never told me about the truth, would that have just happened?"
He was saved answering this by suddenly seeing nothing but an empty dark room in his left eye and hearing an angry voice,
"Now, why were you trying to reach the generator?" growled the voice.
"Um…you tell me where we are, and then I'll tell you my evil kidnapper."
Al saw the fist flying out off the darkness and ducked instinctively, only to remember when his butt hit the floor that it wasn't his face she was swinging at.
He heard kitsune's painful yelp as the fist connected.
Alex whispered into his mic,
"Help is on the way kitsune, just hold on a bit longer."
He ran for the nearest tank, he had a plan.
(chibi Kitsune- well that was fun, you going all hero on big me now?)
(Al- no, now shut up the fic's not over yet)
Shiri panted and sat down hard on a rock near the exit to the cavern.
"well at least this part of the plan is going well, nothing could go wrong so soon." He smiled until he heard the click of a gun behind him.
PFFT! The sound of something pierceing the air and a pain in shiri's neck
Chibi Kitsune- is it over now?
Al-yeah, did'ja like it?
Chibi kitsune- yeah, it's alright but what was that bit about the "personal bisness" up at the top, I forgot about it till now.
Al- Geez just drop it already ok, if you must know I was grounded for bad grades ok?
Chibi Kitsune- that was it? That was the big secret?
Al- well no but it's the truth.
Chibi Kitsune- how lame.
Al- don't make me recycle you.
Chibi Kitsune- Shutting up.
A/N- hi, welcome to the next chapter, it's been awhile I'll admit but I've had some *Ahem* personal matters to attend to.
Chibi Kitsune- like what?
Al- everyone allow me to introduce my window buddie kitsune, I just downloaded her awhile ago and now she's decided to sit on my fanfics while I type them and be my muse.
Chibi kitsune- what "personal matters"?
Al- nothing, drop it.
Chibi Kitsune- tell me!!!
Al- Anyway, ahem, as of this date of December 8, 2003, kitsune and I are part of a thread on the adult swim message boards that is supporting love hina. Should we show enough support then adult swim will air LH on it's programming block.
Chibi Kitsune- Really!?!
Al- well they never exactally said that they would, but in theory if thousands of supporters come to keep the thread alive then they'll have too.
Chibi Kitsune- sounds like a lost cause to me.
Al- don't be so pessimistic, anyway, all I'm asking is that everyone go to the adult swim message boards and sign up. At this point you go to "love hina suggestions with synopsis" (or something like that, it's the only love hina thread on there) and show your support by posting.
Chibi Kitsune- yeah, just think about it, you guys could see Love hina the series without having to buy or rent the DVD's or buy a special channel.
Al- wouldn't that be cool? Oh well, self promotion time over, time to read the story.
Keitaro looked more frightened then the girls had ever made him look before as he rode buddy down the hallway of the military base.
"This is crazy, I shouldn't be here, I should be at home studying or something!" he thought as a bullet whizzed passed his head.
He threw a bottle of Sake with a flaming rag in the top and it hit one of his pursuers.
"AAAGGHHH!" the scream echoed through out the hallway as the man rolled around on the floor trying to put out the flames.
"So much for the stealth approach." Keitaro muttered as buddy turned a sharp corner and almost lost his rider and cargo.
(Flashback to twenty minutes ago)
(Chibi Kitsune- turns on the cool flashback special effects)
Keitaro on buddy's back and Al on vespa arrive at the fox hole kitsune, haitani and shiri are hiding in.
"Hey guys, what's up?" Alex asked removing his helmet.
"Well," kitsune said getting that look on her face (YOU know the one.)
"We've decided that the best way to get out of this war alive is to bring this cavern down, all we have to do is overload the main generator and BOOM! This place will cave in like Al around pizza."
"Nice analogy." Al said with a sigh and a sweat drop.
"Thank you, our problem is that it'll take 30 minutes to overload the generator, and we'll need to raise some hell so no one is focused on us."
"So you need us?"
"Yeah, I'll go and get to the generator, I'm the only one who can get passed the hand print doors, and haitani is going to go and raise the troops that he worked for and get them to attack, while shiri is making sure that our escape route is covered."
"And what might I ask are we for?" Keitaro asked hesitantly.
"well I need some back up, once inside, keitaro, I want you to blast the weapons holding rooms, and Al, I want you to release the P.O.Ws and then, the two of you cause as much mayhem as you can on your way to our exit, located here." Kitsune pointed at a map which seemed to have appeared out of nowhere.
"How'd you do that?" Alex asked intrigued.
"Do what?"
"Never mind."
"so you want us to go in there, lightly armed, agenst highly trained troops, a huge army of them, and just piss them off?" keitaro asked, with a look on his face that clearly said,
"I'm a dead man."
"Yep, that's about the size of it, here, wear these earphones, it'll let you hear me when I want to communicate and these goggles will let you see what ever the other one of us your talking to is seeing, now, synchronize your watches, it is now 05:30 p.m"
"Err…kitsune, I don't have a watch." Al raised his hand to prove this.
"Fine whatever, everybody ready then?"
Everyone answers at the same time "no!"
"too bad, lets go!" and with that the teams set off, Al on vespa with kitsune clinging to his jacket, Keitaro holding a death grip on buddy's collar, and haitani and shiri wishing they didn't have to run to their locations.
(Flashback ends)
Keitaro came back to reality as he realized that buddy was stopped.
"What's the matter buddy?"
The dog looked down each hallway in front of them; there we're three going in different directions.
"Oh um…let's see now, eani meani miney…" Keitaro was cut off as guards rounded the corner and fired.
"MOE!" screamed keitaro as buddy tore down the left hallway.
"Quick in there!" Keitaro pointed and he and the large black dog darted into a dark room.
Keitaro found the light and they were amazed, this room looked like shinobu's, pink floor, pink walls, flowers, stuffed dolls, a lot of stuffed dolls, and some very frilly outfits.
"Where are we now?" keitaro walked over to the desk and studied some pictures.
"This must be who's room this is…holy hell, she's a general!"
Keitaro stared at the picture of the pretty brunet in her army attire, and then spotted something that made him drop the picture in shock.
A print club sticker of a pretty brunet and haitani, with a border of wedding bells and a bride and groom, on the back a note was scribbled,
Dear Jennifer,
When I return from my trip please meet me at hinata train station at 3:00, I wish to take your hand in marriage.
Sincerely, haitani.
A/n- oh no, poor haitani is about to kill his girl in a massive cave in, can keitaro save her in time? Find out in the next chap…
Kitsune- oh no you don't bub!
Al- wha?
Chibi Kitsune- hey, it's big me, I am sexy
Kitsune- thanks, (turns to Al) I've stood by while you've driven this story into the ground, it sucks because your too lazy to spend more then twenty minutes on a chapter, so go on and keep typing, or else.
Al- or else what?
Kitsune- or else I'll show motoko the website you book marked, you know the one with her and her sister, and the handcuffs.
Chibi Kitsune- good one sister!
Al-who's side are you on trator?
Chibi Kitsune- The side with the sexy leader of corse.
Kitsune- well are you gonna write your fic or not?
Al- ALLRIGHT ALLRIGHT! On with the fic.
Kitsune- I thought so.
Chibi Kitsune- ha!
Kitsune awoke in a dark room, tied tightly to a wooden chair.
"What the hell?" she winced as a light over her head came on and her head throbbed, particularly the back of it where she assumed a good sized lump was.
"Glad your awake." Said a sinister yet femine voice.
"What's going on!" a fairly angry kitsune yelled at the voice.
"Well we found you trying to get into the main generator, now why would a grunt like you need to be in there with a bag of high explosives?"
"Um…do I get a lifeline?"
"No, I'm the only audience, and there's no fifty fifty, however if you can reach a phone, feel free to phone a friend." The voice cackled.
"Thanks, I will." Kitsune thought as she pushed a button on her watch.
"Now, why were you trying to reach the generator?" growled the voice.
"Um…you tell me where we are, and then I'll tell you my evil kidnapper."
(A few moments earlier)
Alex was in a trouble…
Ok, let's think this through carefully, I dropped off kitsune, successfully snuck into the enemy base, deposited my vespa in an easy to reach location, and snuck into the tank garage, that part went well, but it's the part where that alarm went off and I dove under this cardboard box when all the guards rushed in here that screwed me over.
He peeked out of the hole in the box and looked at the feet of many troops suiting up and climbing into tanks, why didn't any of them notice the cardboard box labeled ORANGES? You'd think for a garage it would be a bit odd for a box of oranges.
As the room cleared, Alex lifted up the box and peeked around, surprised to see another box labeled ORANGES which was moving across the floor by means of a pair of black boots extending out beneath it.
Alex moved his box over and walked along side this box, and asked,
"Got some good mileage on your box?"
The box flipped over and a man in full sneak suit was pointing a handgun and Al's head.
"Whoa, whoa! Calm down there pal, you're in the wrong military base."
"What do you mean? Who are you!?"
"Just a friend, now snake, the military base you want is in that fic by Krimson."
(Shameless plug!)
"Oh…ok, bye." And the video game spy slunk off to go hitch a ride to the airport.
"I wonder if Sarah never told me about the truth, would that have just happened?"
He was saved answering this by suddenly seeing nothing but an empty dark room in his left eye and hearing an angry voice,
"Now, why were you trying to reach the generator?" growled the voice.
"Um…you tell me where we are, and then I'll tell you my evil kidnapper."
Al saw the fist flying out off the darkness and ducked instinctively, only to remember when his butt hit the floor that it wasn't his face she was swinging at.
He heard kitsune's painful yelp as the fist connected.
Alex whispered into his mic,
"Help is on the way kitsune, just hold on a bit longer."
He ran for the nearest tank, he had a plan.
(chibi Kitsune- well that was fun, you going all hero on big me now?)
(Al- no, now shut up the fic's not over yet)
Shiri panted and sat down hard on a rock near the exit to the cavern.
"well at least this part of the plan is going well, nothing could go wrong so soon." He smiled until he heard the click of a gun behind him.
PFFT! The sound of something pierceing the air and a pain in shiri's neck
Chibi Kitsune- is it over now?
Al-yeah, did'ja like it?
Chibi kitsune- yeah, it's alright but what was that bit about the "personal bisness" up at the top, I forgot about it till now.
Al- Geez just drop it already ok, if you must know I was grounded for bad grades ok?
Chibi Kitsune- that was it? That was the big secret?
Al- well no but it's the truth.
Chibi Kitsune- how lame.
Al- don't make me recycle you.
Chibi Kitsune- Shutting up.