Hi again! I'm interviewing Rex Raptor, now, I'm interviewing him because a
fan told me so! Oh yeah and I know Yugi has a mom that lives with him at
the Game Shop with Grandpa, but, it wasn't in the American Yu-Gi-Oh!
(Why??) So I am standing by the American Yu-Gi-Oh! and didn't put Yugi's
mom in. I'm sorry if it took me too long to review, I was at my dad's
house, and also needed to get Rex's personality perfect! I'll be doing Mako
next.
Me: Calista, this time I better have MORE questions!!!
Calista: I gave you 7 questions, is that enough???
Me: That's great! Ya know 5 isn't exactly a lot!
Calista: Well, I didn't feel very well that day!
Me: Oh ok, sorry about that, this interview will be better because my chair is fixed!!!
Calista: You mean Keith fixed it?
Me: Keith couldn't fix a er-no he didn't, Joey did!
Calista: That's great, I hope Rex doesn't get splinters in his butt!!! HAHAH!
Me: HAHAH! But, Joey did sand it down, so there shouldn't be any problems, but I did put a cushion on it just to be safe! Alright! Rex is here, so its time to start!!!
Calista: Ok people, move out!!!
Me: Welcome, Rex. Now as you know I will be interviewing you, ready?
Rex: Yeah, I'm ready!
Me: Ok, first question is *long pause* WHAT THE HECK???? CALISTA, HOW AM I TO ASK HIM THIS???
Calista: What???
Me: Yes, you have 7 questions, but those 7 questions are stupider than the 5 I asked Joey!!!
Calista: Well, I didn't know what else to ask him!
Me: Ok, I will ask him this, but if he gets mad at me, you're to blame!! Rex, do you like Mai???
Rex: Oh ya, she is beautiful!
Me: Ok, oh, here's a good question, what's you strategy in dueling?
Rex: I hit em' hard and fast with my dino horde!!!
Me: Ok, so no believing in the "Heat of the Cards"?
Rex: Nope, that's for chums!
Me: Er-how do you like your eggs?
Rex: Well, I like them scrambled.
Me: Wow! I didn't know that! I'm learning at least one thing everyday, like yesterday I learned that you shouldn't mess with evil people!
Rex: Who's the evil person?
Me: Yami Marik...I almost got mind-controlled!!!
Rex: I don't know who he is, what kind of deck does he use?
Me: Well, an Egyptian deck, last I checked.
Rex: I could beat him with my dino's! Rotting mummies are no challenge for my dinosaurs!!!
Me: Well, at least you're over confident, that's good, I guess. Ok, next question: what is your strongest card in your deck?
Rex: It was my Serpent Night Dragon and before that it was my Red Eyes Black Dragon, but I'd have to say my Sword Arm Dragon.
Me: Ok, Rex, what do you do in your spare time? You know, when you're not rambling on about dinosaurs.
Rex: I go to the arcade, and-HEY! WHATS WRONG WITH TALKING ABOUT DINOSAURS???
Me: Oh, nothing, but when you talk on and on and on about it, it does get boring, I mean, that's like me remising about my past and giving you EVERY detail of my life from the minuet I was born.
Rex: Well, there's still nothing wrong with it!
Me: Fine, whatever! But I have one more question to ask you, the sooner you leave the better...
Rex: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: Well, I Just don't like you that much...BUT its not about who I like its about what my fans want. So, last question, do you like Mako? Wow, Calista, STUPID question!
Rex: Well, not really, his tiny squids, jellyfish, and sharks are so puny and feeble that they are so easily killed by my hoard of dinos.
Me: So you've beaten him before? People, this doesn't count towards the 7 questions I asked him, but I just want to know.
Rex: Well, yeah, no matter how that coward hid his monsters in the sea, they still got beet by my dino's!
Me: WOW! You musta barely won!!
Rex: SO!? I STILL WON!!
Me: *ignoring him* Ok peeps, that's all the time we have for today, hey, Rex, do you think you can help on my Science homework? It's about dinosaurs!!
Rex: I guess, but why should I help you?
Me: Because I interviewed you AND I could get you a date with Mai!
Rex: Alright! I'll be glad to help! What's the question?
Me: When was the "Jurassic Period"?
Rex: The Jurassic Period was 205-144 million years ago. It was the second period of the dinosaurs. That was easy, do you have any more questions?
Me: Yep! I have like 10 left.
Rex: Well, lets get started!
Me: Calista, this time I better have MORE questions!!!
Calista: I gave you 7 questions, is that enough???
Me: That's great! Ya know 5 isn't exactly a lot!
Calista: Well, I didn't feel very well that day!
Me: Oh ok, sorry about that, this interview will be better because my chair is fixed!!!
Calista: You mean Keith fixed it?
Me: Keith couldn't fix a er-no he didn't, Joey did!
Calista: That's great, I hope Rex doesn't get splinters in his butt!!! HAHAH!
Me: HAHAH! But, Joey did sand it down, so there shouldn't be any problems, but I did put a cushion on it just to be safe! Alright! Rex is here, so its time to start!!!
Calista: Ok people, move out!!!
Me: Welcome, Rex. Now as you know I will be interviewing you, ready?
Rex: Yeah, I'm ready!
Me: Ok, first question is *long pause* WHAT THE HECK???? CALISTA, HOW AM I TO ASK HIM THIS???
Calista: What???
Me: Yes, you have 7 questions, but those 7 questions are stupider than the 5 I asked Joey!!!
Calista: Well, I didn't know what else to ask him!
Me: Ok, I will ask him this, but if he gets mad at me, you're to blame!! Rex, do you like Mai???
Rex: Oh ya, she is beautiful!
Me: Ok, oh, here's a good question, what's you strategy in dueling?
Rex: I hit em' hard and fast with my dino horde!!!
Me: Ok, so no believing in the "Heat of the Cards"?
Rex: Nope, that's for chums!
Me: Er-how do you like your eggs?
Rex: Well, I like them scrambled.
Me: Wow! I didn't know that! I'm learning at least one thing everyday, like yesterday I learned that you shouldn't mess with evil people!
Rex: Who's the evil person?
Me: Yami Marik...I almost got mind-controlled!!!
Rex: I don't know who he is, what kind of deck does he use?
Me: Well, an Egyptian deck, last I checked.
Rex: I could beat him with my dino's! Rotting mummies are no challenge for my dinosaurs!!!
Me: Well, at least you're over confident, that's good, I guess. Ok, next question: what is your strongest card in your deck?
Rex: It was my Serpent Night Dragon and before that it was my Red Eyes Black Dragon, but I'd have to say my Sword Arm Dragon.
Me: Ok, Rex, what do you do in your spare time? You know, when you're not rambling on about dinosaurs.
Rex: I go to the arcade, and-HEY! WHATS WRONG WITH TALKING ABOUT DINOSAURS???
Me: Oh, nothing, but when you talk on and on and on about it, it does get boring, I mean, that's like me remising about my past and giving you EVERY detail of my life from the minuet I was born.
Rex: Well, there's still nothing wrong with it!
Me: Fine, whatever! But I have one more question to ask you, the sooner you leave the better...
Rex: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: Well, I Just don't like you that much...BUT its not about who I like its about what my fans want. So, last question, do you like Mako? Wow, Calista, STUPID question!
Rex: Well, not really, his tiny squids, jellyfish, and sharks are so puny and feeble that they are so easily killed by my hoard of dinos.
Me: So you've beaten him before? People, this doesn't count towards the 7 questions I asked him, but I just want to know.
Rex: Well, yeah, no matter how that coward hid his monsters in the sea, they still got beet by my dino's!
Me: WOW! You musta barely won!!
Rex: SO!? I STILL WON!!
Me: *ignoring him* Ok peeps, that's all the time we have for today, hey, Rex, do you think you can help on my Science homework? It's about dinosaurs!!
Rex: I guess, but why should I help you?
Me: Because I interviewed you AND I could get you a date with Mai!
Rex: Alright! I'll be glad to help! What's the question?
Me: When was the "Jurassic Period"?
Rex: The Jurassic Period was 205-144 million years ago. It was the second period of the dinosaurs. That was easy, do you have any more questions?
Me: Yep! I have like 10 left.
Rex: Well, lets get started!