claimer of dis-

Chibi desktop kitsune- Al owns germany, however he does not, will not, and probably never owned love hina.

Kitsune sat in the dark room, tied to the chair, had the situation not been so dire she would have laughed, she really didn't think she would ever be in a scene that made her think of bad bondage movies, but here she was.

"What is your name!" demanded the strict female voice.

"Konno Mitsune, but you can call me Kitsune, so may I ask whats your name?"

The voice appeared taken aback by this question, nobody had every asked the interrogators name, they usually just cried or yelled or demanded, but no one ever asked nicely.

"um...cindy."

Cindy! what kind of a name was Cindy for a interragator! Kitsune almost laughed but she checked herself.

"So is this all you do, interrogate people? or do you have another job?"

Cindy seemed very proud as she gave her full title,

"I am the senior General, second only to the grand pooba of our cause the great B.A."

"B.A? that mean bad ass?"

"We don't know, He worked with us for awhile but he started this whole war, hopeing to get us all better wages by helping us become the peak of the fast food industry."

"How nobel, have you ever met him?" Kitsune asked, slyly smileing as she turned the tabels on the questioner.

"Once, I was surprised, he seemed so young for a leader, he can't have even been old enough legally buy beer yet."

"Hmmm, well I guess anyone who's named grand pooba of anything must be fun to hang with."

"I wouldn't know, he simply awarded me my promotion and went back to reading comics."

"Ah, so do you think we'll win?"

"Naturally, we have the better troops."

"you sure about that? i've been out there among the troops and i gotta say you guys need to improve the conditions or you'll have a mutiny on your hands."

"Really? the conditions are that bad?"

"oh yeah, why else would i have tried to blow up the other side by juiceing our cannons in a single shot? We hate it down here."

"hmm, well your complants are not our problems, you however are in deep, what do you know about the boy, urashima?"

"boy, what boy?" Kitsune asked not batting a eye.

"Him!" the girl snapped her fingers and a thump, fallowed by a click, and light was shed on a tied up and beaten and bloody.

"I see a swirling vortex of pain!" he said weakly as he looked around, dazed.

"oh, sorry." a large guard put on keitaro's glasses, allowing him to see again.

"Oh, hi Kitsune, um...how ya doing?"

"not very well now that one of my friends is captured." she said glareing at him.

"oh so you do know him?" the voice inquired.

"uh...noooooo."

"LIAR."

"Crap."

Meanwhile, at the burgerking base...

Haitani- Friends, burger flippers, busboys, lend me your ears! How long have we suffered under the whip of our supierior officers, bideing their time until it's conveniant for them to strike? how long have we been away from our homes, just because they wont let us leave? how long has it been sence you've had something without a side of fri's? I say it's been too long, so why don't we march, march on the enamy right this instant and take them down!

Another soilder- Or we could defeat our officers and leave.

Soilders- YEAH!!!!!!

Haitani- no!

Soilders- YEAH!!!! (charge off to batter burgerking leaders.)

Haitani- (sweatdrop) i should have gone to work at jack in the box...

and also meanwhile, in a tank in the Mc. donalds base...

Al- ok, i'm in the tank, now how do you start this thing?

(looks around at various buttons and switches.)

Al- it's so much eaiser in the videogames...what the?

(tank rattles and Al hits the visual switch on accident, the screen shows the tank being lifted up by a giant robot with a dog's head.)

Robot- yo quro taco bell, yo quro destroy!!!!!!

AL- crap....

A/N- and thus ends up another so called chapter, R&R and all that jazz, the more i get the sooner i finish and you will no longer have to look at my storys popping up all over the place.