claimer of dis-

Chibi Kitsune- Al dosen't own love hina, now bugger off, all of ya!

Al- dare i ask what's wrong with you my little digital drunkard?

Chibi Kitsune- I'm gonna be all alone for valentines day you know!

Al- ah...true, i'm sorry but i was gonna hang out with my buddies on Valentines day and watch anime.

Chibi Kitsune- GRRR...put DVD's before me will you?!?!?

Chibi Kitsune smashes Al's songfile with a bottle, sending it into the recycle bin

Al- AHHHHHH NOOOOO!!!

Al Was a tad nervous.

He was at the moment, in a tank, suspended hundreds of feet in the air, by the fist of a giant mecha-chuahuha (spelled wrong probably)

Not a fear of hights, nor of mecha's was al terrifide, he was curled in the fetal position, frightened out of his mind because so many small dog's hated him for reasons yet for him to be sure of, and now he figured that they had sent a giant of their kind to exact revenge on his neko hide.

Shiri was haveing the time of his life.

Shiri had been captured by the taco bell scouts, and interrogated, but his cleaver lieing and fast talk (learned from haitani) had convinced them he was a undercover agent from their side.

He had then continued to help finish their mecha, with help from Su, who he had called to consult, seeing as she had made enough of them.

He know got to pilot the giant small dog, and he was clearly enjoying the power he now held over the tiny tank in his fist.

"HAHAHAHA, who's too short now?" He laughed wickedly, showing to us a dark side of him none of us had expected.

Al in the tank had regained some of his self control, and had crawled back into the drivers seat.

"Now let's see, which button opens a communication line...how about this one?" He pushed a yellow button on the panel, and the tank unloaded it's only ammo, directally above the robots head and into the stone cealing.

"HAHAHAHA, puny mortal, you missed!" The robot cackled.

A large hunk of stone falls directally onto the mecha's head, causeing it to drop Al, and the tank.

"AHHHHH!" Al fell forward onto the panel, hitting many buttons at once, and this produced a interesting reaction.

Five large pieces of mech came hurtaling out of the garage of Mc. Donalds base, and attached themselves to the tank, turning it into a mech, strangly, shiri reconized it.

"Oh my lord, it's the hamburgaler."

Al sat up in his chair, the tanks interior had changed, as had the outfit he was wearing, it seemed the body suit was connected to the mech, and as a total anime otaku, he found no trouble getting used to his new vehical.

"Bring it doggie." He said as he struck a fighting stance.

"Oh you are scrap!" Shiri charged forward.

Kitsune and Keitaro watched, half amused, half worried by the new situation.

Officers ran left and right, makeing reports and checking screens, a mecha battle, not unlike the cheesy power ranger style fights keitaro used to love when he was a kid, was shown on each screen, and haitani's girlfriend/general's daughter, was sitting in a large chair, rapping out commands and every now and then telling kitsune to shut up, the fox girl had been makeing snide remarks the entire time.

"Real top notch job you have going on here, some bozo breaks into your base and steals a mecha, and now two mechas are trashing the base and you wasted time interrogateing me."

"SHUT UP!"

Keitaro leaned in and whispered in Kitsune's ear,

"Kitsune, knock it off, that babe is haitani's bride to be."

"WHA?" Kitsune said slightly too loud.

"Didn't i tell you to shut up?" The girl growled at Kitsune with death in her eyes, and then that deathly gaze turned to Keitaro. "Wait a minute, I know you, your that kid Haitani's always talking about...um...shiri?"

"Err, no, i'm Keitaro Urashima."

"Oh. Well he talks about you too."

"Well if you continue this war, you might just kill Haitani, he's on burger king's side and has no idea your on this side."

"Hmm, pity, he had some comic's i wanted to sell."

"Wait, wait, wait, your telling me, that you dated him just to sell his comic book collection, and then dump him?" Kitsune asked, dumbstruck by the idea.

"Yup, seems like it."

"Wow, i wish i had thought of that."

Keitaro face faulted to the floor, as a thundering boom sent quite a few other people to the floor as the room shook.

"Get us in the air you fools!" Haitani's soon to be ex commanded.

Haitani in question, was at the moment wondering if he would ever eat fast food again.

After haveing failed a speech ment to inspire a army to charge recklessly into battle to help keitaro and company, Haitani had come across a large black dog and a weasel, and was now sitting with them watching a pair of huge robots battle across the underground cavern.

Haitani turned to the large eye'd weasel on the dogs head.

"You know, all things considered, finding a weasel and a dog down here was the least weird thing of my day."

"Grr." responded the weasel with a shrug

Haitani suddenly realized something...

hold up, left, left, right, uppercut, flying kick? That's the combo that Shiri uses, Shriri's in that robot!"

The weasel and dog looked at each other, and shrugged, not really understanding why this was any cause to get excited.

"But if shiri is useing the style i think he is then he's leaveing himself open for...."

Al smiled, chuckled slightly, this was almost too easy, it was like playing an arcade game, he almost saw the buttons in his head.

A fist came for his head, he ducked.

He swung, the other mech dodged.

A kick, low, he jumped, landed right on the leg of the other bot, and punched it right in the kisser.

Shiri flew back, the bot hit the ground hard, sparks were flying, this was so cool!

"Time to show this guy why no one's beaten me at super giant showdown in the mall for three years."

A/N- okies, a ficcy chappie for my pallies in the fanfiction world. R&R.