Hello peeps. My Disclaimer: I don't own Aspirin or Tylenol; I just take either when I'm sick. And I also don't own Beanie Babies; I just collect the foreign ones, but anyways, I hope somehow I get the ability to do a good Rebecca impression. Oh, my mom can do the best Joey accent ever! But…it was a one-time thing, now she sucks!

Joey: How can she do meh?

Me: Easy. Dat's low Keith!!!

Joey: Ya didn't do it right!!!

Me: SO!!! Anyways she's the one who can do your dialect on paper really good! In fact just today she-

Joey: *snoring*

Me: WAKE UP YOU SLACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: No Gramps, I already learnt how to use a magic card…

Me: *grabs Joey's legs, and drags him out, but his head hits the ground REALLY hard* Oops!

Joey: I AM NOT A MONKEY BOY!!! *punches me in the leg*

Me: Oof! JOSEPH WHEELER!!! GET UP, NOW!!!

Yugi: Umm, you might just want to grab his legs, I'll grab his arms, that's the best way to get him out of here.

Yugi and I: *carry Joey and walk outta my room*

Calista: Need any he-whoa! Is that JOEY???

Me: Yep…

Amy: Did someone say Joey???

Calista: I did.

Amy: WHERE IS HE???

Me: *plainly* Right here!

Amy: Oh, what happened to him?

Rebecca: HELLO!!! Anybody here? I'm getting bored, I'm leaving soon unless someone interviews me!!! HURRY UP!!!

Amy: Great, here, C, want an Aspirin?

Calista: YES!!! HEY! THIS BOTTLE IS EMPTY!! *runs to the kitchen*

Me: *dropping Joey* Rebecca! Hold on, we had a little problem.

Yugi: Too heavy…

Amy: DON'T DROP JOEY!!!

Calista: AMY! DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT RIGHT IN MY EAR???

Amy: Err-Whatever *grabs Joey's legs, and goes away*

Me: Alright, Becca here-

Rebecca: DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Me: Ok, ok! Rebecca! Just sit here in this chair-

Rebecca: What's wrong with it?? If I sit in it I'll get splinters, any dummy can see that!

Me: *eye twitching* Someone broke it! Here then I'll switch you chairs.

Rebecca: That's better!

Me: Hold on, just a sec. I gotta get my questions… *runs to the kitchen*

Me: C! I need my questions, quick!!!

Calista: Know where the Aspirin is?

Me: Yeah, here. *throws her a bottle of Tylenol* This is all we have, my camera crew took all the Aspirin already.

Calista: Well, it's better than nothing, here are your questions.

Me: Thanks, see ya!

Calista: Godspeed! I hope ya don't die of frustration interviewing her!

Me: Yeah…

Rebecca: Took you long enough.

Me: Whatever! So, Rebecca, why are you so annoying? Ooh, good question C!

Rebecca: I AM NOT ANNOYING!!! People just bother me, that's all!

Me: Ok…What is your favorite duel monster?

Rebecca: That's easy! It's my all-powerful Shadow Ghoul!!

Me: Interesting. Umm, Rebecca, what happened to your parents?

Rebecca: THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!

Me: C'mon, tell me!

Rebecca: Well…they-they died in a car crash in Canada…

Me: Oh, I'm sorry… *hugging her*

Rebecca: I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY!

Me: OK! Hey, is that Teddy like your friend?

Rebecca: Yeah, he can talk.

"Teddy": Grr, Paige, you are annoying Rebecca!!

Me: That's really great… *sweat drop* Ya know I have a stuffed dragon that can talk, well, it could when I was ten, but it doesn't now.

Rebecca: Can I see it?

Me: Well, sure. Here it is. *hands white dragon to her*

Rebecca: She's beautiful!! I like her sparkles.

Me: Thanks. Her name is Magic, she's a Beanie Baby.

Rebecca: Teddy likes her, too!

Me: Aww! So, you are the Dueling Prodigy??

Rebecca: Yeah. It's because I'm only nine, but I can defeat duelists twice my size.

Me: Oh cool! So was it fun traveling all alone?

Rebecca: I wasn't alone, I had Teddy! But even with him, I was sorta lonely.

Me: Do you want to keep Magic, then? Maybe she'll help you not feel so alone.

Rebecca: Well… She is pretty, are you sure you'll give her up just like that?

Me: Yeah, I mean I like her, but I see you need her more. And she helped me, so now it's her turn to help you.

Rebecca: Um, well, then, yeah! I'd love to take Magic on my trips with Teddy! They'll have fun together!

Me: Oh, that's good. Rebecca, so did you like the interview?

Rebecca: Yeah, it was fun. Oh! Grandpa was going to meet me at Burger World in ten minuets! Bye-bye, Paige!

Me: Bye, Rebecca! Oh, that went ok.

Calista: She seemed bad, at first, but in the end, was good.

Amy: Sorta like you, hmm, CALISTA!!!

Calista: Why you little!!

Amy and Calista: *laughing loudly and running around*

Me: Well, umm, as for who's next, it's anybody's call. I don't know who I'd do next… *thinks* This may take some time…