Disclaimer-
Chibi Desktop Kitsune- Al dosen't own love hina, the only comic he does own, the one he draws by himself, will most likely never become famous.
Al- Oh now that is it! I'm gonna put you in a zip folder and E-mail you to abudaby!
CDK- Where's that?
Al- Somewhere in the middle east.
CDK- Oh...crap.
BASH!!!!
Shiri was sent to the floor of his mech, as the mech itself went crashing into a hanger of the Mc. Donalds base.
Oh you are SO gonna pay for that!!! Shiri lept to his feet and the mech fallowed suit, and then sent a high kick into the face of Al's mecha, sending Al flying into the building that once housed some troops bunkers.
Al in turn, got his mecha to stand, and after much exagerated poseing, launched a barrage of missles at shiri, who attempted to dodge and lost the left arm of his mech.
Haitani sat on a hill far enough away to avoid damage as he, Buddy, and Dizzy watched the wonderfully cheesy battle that reminded them of so many bad monster movies, dizzy even had popcorn.
Haitani spied a blimb floating casually in the air, with a large golden M in it.
"Wonder where Keitaro and kitsune got to?"
He laughed as he watched the blimb swerve, barely avoiding a falling rock, from the cracking stone cealing.
"Hey can I have some of that?" He asked Dizzy as he noticed the popcorn the weasel had gotten from nowhere.
Keitaro and Kitsune clung to each other screaming in fear as the entire deck of the blimb shifted again to avoid being destroyed by the mech fight and the falling rocks and stray bullets that were the direct product of that fight.
"Reverse thrust to the engines, hard to port! Relase helium from the nose, no you idiot I said port! forget it I'll do it myself!" Haitani's girlfriend/ Keitaro and Kitsune's interrogator/ Mc. Donalds general Grabbed the large wheel of the airship and spun it hard to try and regain control.
"I don't wanna die yet, i'm still a virgin!" Keitaro whimpered as the pair of captives rolled across the floor and hit the wall.
"Well I could fix that for you." Kitsune offered with a laugh.
"How can you be jokeing at a time like this!?!" Keitaro demanded as sparks shot from a nearby control pad.
"Listen you, we'll be fine, I know that this was not where I ment to kick it, when I go out it'll be my way, and I'll be happy, I am not happy right now because i don't know if Al, Haitani and Shiri are gonna be ok, and I will not die when my friend really need me." Kitsune gave him the strangest look, it was determined and yet calming, "Besides, if i don't keep a sense of humor who will?"
Keitaro stared as he felt himself calm down, "Ok, what's the plan?"
"That's more like it, now i've been picking at my ropes so all you need to do is bite through them and then i can untie you, i'm pretty sure no one will notice us."
Keitaro had to agree, the crew was panicing and trying to keep from dieing.
"Alright, let's do this." Kitsune turned around and Keitaro began biteing at the ropes that kept her hands tied together tightly.
"Ya know if we we're dateing, I would comment on how kinky this is, the rope and all, but i'll keep quiet." Kitsune said to keitaro while he bit at the rope.
She smiled knowing how normally this would cause Keitaro to blush and freak out.
"Yeah, but not as kinky as the thong your wearing." He winked and spit out some rope.
Kitsune blushed and chuckled, startled that keitaro had seen her thong, and complimented her on it without studdering or blushing, perhaps she would make a man out of him yet.
Keitaro was mentally celebrateing as he had said something flirty to her without looking stupid, at this moment he bit through the ropes and Kitsune grabed at his ropes and untied him quickly.
"Ok, now what?" Keitaro asked as they stood and rubbed their wrists.
"Well Keitaro, in times like this it calls for something desperate and stupid.
To prove this, Kitsune ran over to the general and grabbed her from behind.
"Give me a contact with the mecha from our side or else!" Kitsune jabbed a finger into the girls back, pretending to have a gun.
"There's no way this will work." Keitaro thought sadly as he prepaired to be recaptured.
"Do what she says." The girl told he few remaining officers on the bridge.
Alex was just about to perform a really cool laser attack that involved lots of dance type moves, but just at the peak of his spin speed, a screen popped up in his mecha control room, and the sudden distraction caused him to miss the landing and crash to the ground.
"K...kitsune?" Al asked confused as he stood up slowly.
"Yeah it's me, Keitaro and I are on the Zeplin you see above you."
Al turned the mecha's viewscreen and spotted them.
"You mean the blimp?"
"It is a zeplin!" Kitsune demanded with a snarl
"Ok, ok zeplin, whatever, what should I do?" He stood the mecha up.
"Ok um...try and get shiri to realize that it's your butt his kicking."
"You mean that's shiri in the other mecha? And hey, what do you mean kicking my butt, he's the one missing a arm!"
"Whatever, just try and get him to realize who you are."
Shiri watched confused as the mecha who, a moment before had faceplanted on the floor, was now takeing some pipe and rubble from the crushed buildings.
He took some of the bits and made a arrow that pointed at himself, and then wrote AL in big letters with bits of building.
"You have AL!?! YOU BASTARD!!!" Shiri yelled as he took a swing at Al.
"Nonono you idiot!" Al closed his eye's, not wanting to see the fist comeing.
Al waited, nothing...he opened his eyes and shiri flicked his mecha nose.
"Just kidding, how ya doing Al?" Shiri's mecha's megaphone voice chuckled.
"Excellent, now we're comeing down ok?" Kitsune smiled into the viewscreens direction, she had outfoxed the army and was about to get away better off then she had thought...well, without the pay.
The girl whom haitani had been about to marry suddenly gave a jerk and flipped Kitsune over her shoulder, sending the foxgirl into keitaro.
"Guards!" The girl screamed and what few guards hadn't abandoned the ship ran into the room, guns ready.
"Hey kitsune?"
"Yeah?"
"Time for one of those really stupid moves, right?"
"Yeah."
"Dare I ask what it is?"
"Grab my hand and fallow me."
She winked and once Keitaro had his hand in hers she yelled in the direction of the still turned on viewscreen"Hey Al, Catch us!" and before anyone could process what this ment, she pulled Keitaro and the two of them crashed out one of the windows of the airship.
AL watched in horror as he seemed to move in slow motion, as he dove, trying so hard to get his giant mecha hand under the tiny falling forms of Keitaro and Kitsune.
So slow, too slow, he'd never make it...and then, yes! His right hand, pointing finger, Keitaro had grabbed on and was pulling himself onto the safety of the hand.
"Nooooooo!" A scream and the girl who had caused the whole trouble threw herself out the broken window, determined to kill the sorce of her downfall, the girl with the thin eyes!
Kitsune was struck by the falling form of the general, and sent off the mecha's hand, sending the two of them spinning off twords the ground.
"You moron!" Kitsune screamed as she was, for one of the few times in her life, scared.
And then, just as Kitsune was flashing back over her life, wondering why she ever had a crush on Seta when she knew Naru liked her, noticeing how most of the guys she had dated, she dumped because they only wanted a good screw, and she noticed how much fun she had had with Al and the boys and Mutsumi at the bar, and felt bad that she wouldn't be able to do it again, and then, it stopped.
She opened her eyes, and was, for the first time, speechless, Shiri's mecha's fingers had grabbed the other girl by the leg, and had lowered the two of them close enough to the ground that Kitsune could drop safely.
"I got you!" Haitani Yelled from the ground below.
Kitsune and the girl fell, and rather then catch the falling babes, haitani pretty much just became a pad for them to land on.
"Ow, you ok? huh?" Haitani stared, dumbfounded as he saw his bride to be, sweaty and mad glareing at kitsune.
"We're breaking up!" The girl said to haitani with a look that clearly said, "You loser."
"Wha....why?" Haitani was now even more dumbfounded.
"You can't be friends with this slutty witch and date me, pick!" The girl turned and glared at Haitani.
Haitani remained silent, not fully grasping the situation, makeing a choice that would effect his and his friends lives for ever.
R&R we're almost done, hasn't this story been fun?
Well please R&R and i'll be greatful, even if i get flames so hateful, I love the input and indeed,
Chibi Kitsune- all the help he can get he needs.
Chibi Desktop Kitsune- Al dosen't own love hina, the only comic he does own, the one he draws by himself, will most likely never become famous.
Al- Oh now that is it! I'm gonna put you in a zip folder and E-mail you to abudaby!
CDK- Where's that?
Al- Somewhere in the middle east.
CDK- Oh...crap.
BASH!!!!
Shiri was sent to the floor of his mech, as the mech itself went crashing into a hanger of the Mc. Donalds base.
Oh you are SO gonna pay for that!!! Shiri lept to his feet and the mech fallowed suit, and then sent a high kick into the face of Al's mecha, sending Al flying into the building that once housed some troops bunkers.
Al in turn, got his mecha to stand, and after much exagerated poseing, launched a barrage of missles at shiri, who attempted to dodge and lost the left arm of his mech.
Haitani sat on a hill far enough away to avoid damage as he, Buddy, and Dizzy watched the wonderfully cheesy battle that reminded them of so many bad monster movies, dizzy even had popcorn.
Haitani spied a blimb floating casually in the air, with a large golden M in it.
"Wonder where Keitaro and kitsune got to?"
He laughed as he watched the blimb swerve, barely avoiding a falling rock, from the cracking stone cealing.
"Hey can I have some of that?" He asked Dizzy as he noticed the popcorn the weasel had gotten from nowhere.
Keitaro and Kitsune clung to each other screaming in fear as the entire deck of the blimb shifted again to avoid being destroyed by the mech fight and the falling rocks and stray bullets that were the direct product of that fight.
"Reverse thrust to the engines, hard to port! Relase helium from the nose, no you idiot I said port! forget it I'll do it myself!" Haitani's girlfriend/ Keitaro and Kitsune's interrogator/ Mc. Donalds general Grabbed the large wheel of the airship and spun it hard to try and regain control.
"I don't wanna die yet, i'm still a virgin!" Keitaro whimpered as the pair of captives rolled across the floor and hit the wall.
"Well I could fix that for you." Kitsune offered with a laugh.
"How can you be jokeing at a time like this!?!" Keitaro demanded as sparks shot from a nearby control pad.
"Listen you, we'll be fine, I know that this was not where I ment to kick it, when I go out it'll be my way, and I'll be happy, I am not happy right now because i don't know if Al, Haitani and Shiri are gonna be ok, and I will not die when my friend really need me." Kitsune gave him the strangest look, it was determined and yet calming, "Besides, if i don't keep a sense of humor who will?"
Keitaro stared as he felt himself calm down, "Ok, what's the plan?"
"That's more like it, now i've been picking at my ropes so all you need to do is bite through them and then i can untie you, i'm pretty sure no one will notice us."
Keitaro had to agree, the crew was panicing and trying to keep from dieing.
"Alright, let's do this." Kitsune turned around and Keitaro began biteing at the ropes that kept her hands tied together tightly.
"Ya know if we we're dateing, I would comment on how kinky this is, the rope and all, but i'll keep quiet." Kitsune said to keitaro while he bit at the rope.
She smiled knowing how normally this would cause Keitaro to blush and freak out.
"Yeah, but not as kinky as the thong your wearing." He winked and spit out some rope.
Kitsune blushed and chuckled, startled that keitaro had seen her thong, and complimented her on it without studdering or blushing, perhaps she would make a man out of him yet.
Keitaro was mentally celebrateing as he had said something flirty to her without looking stupid, at this moment he bit through the ropes and Kitsune grabed at his ropes and untied him quickly.
"Ok, now what?" Keitaro asked as they stood and rubbed their wrists.
"Well Keitaro, in times like this it calls for something desperate and stupid.
To prove this, Kitsune ran over to the general and grabbed her from behind.
"Give me a contact with the mecha from our side or else!" Kitsune jabbed a finger into the girls back, pretending to have a gun.
"There's no way this will work." Keitaro thought sadly as he prepaired to be recaptured.
"Do what she says." The girl told he few remaining officers on the bridge.
Alex was just about to perform a really cool laser attack that involved lots of dance type moves, but just at the peak of his spin speed, a screen popped up in his mecha control room, and the sudden distraction caused him to miss the landing and crash to the ground.
"K...kitsune?" Al asked confused as he stood up slowly.
"Yeah it's me, Keitaro and I are on the Zeplin you see above you."
Al turned the mecha's viewscreen and spotted them.
"You mean the blimp?"
"It is a zeplin!" Kitsune demanded with a snarl
"Ok, ok zeplin, whatever, what should I do?" He stood the mecha up.
"Ok um...try and get shiri to realize that it's your butt his kicking."
"You mean that's shiri in the other mecha? And hey, what do you mean kicking my butt, he's the one missing a arm!"
"Whatever, just try and get him to realize who you are."
Shiri watched confused as the mecha who, a moment before had faceplanted on the floor, was now takeing some pipe and rubble from the crushed buildings.
He took some of the bits and made a arrow that pointed at himself, and then wrote AL in big letters with bits of building.
"You have AL!?! YOU BASTARD!!!" Shiri yelled as he took a swing at Al.
"Nonono you idiot!" Al closed his eye's, not wanting to see the fist comeing.
Al waited, nothing...he opened his eyes and shiri flicked his mecha nose.
"Just kidding, how ya doing Al?" Shiri's mecha's megaphone voice chuckled.
"Excellent, now we're comeing down ok?" Kitsune smiled into the viewscreens direction, she had outfoxed the army and was about to get away better off then she had thought...well, without the pay.
The girl whom haitani had been about to marry suddenly gave a jerk and flipped Kitsune over her shoulder, sending the foxgirl into keitaro.
"Guards!" The girl screamed and what few guards hadn't abandoned the ship ran into the room, guns ready.
"Hey kitsune?"
"Yeah?"
"Time for one of those really stupid moves, right?"
"Yeah."
"Dare I ask what it is?"
"Grab my hand and fallow me."
She winked and once Keitaro had his hand in hers she yelled in the direction of the still turned on viewscreen"Hey Al, Catch us!" and before anyone could process what this ment, she pulled Keitaro and the two of them crashed out one of the windows of the airship.
AL watched in horror as he seemed to move in slow motion, as he dove, trying so hard to get his giant mecha hand under the tiny falling forms of Keitaro and Kitsune.
So slow, too slow, he'd never make it...and then, yes! His right hand, pointing finger, Keitaro had grabbed on and was pulling himself onto the safety of the hand.
"Nooooooo!" A scream and the girl who had caused the whole trouble threw herself out the broken window, determined to kill the sorce of her downfall, the girl with the thin eyes!
Kitsune was struck by the falling form of the general, and sent off the mecha's hand, sending the two of them spinning off twords the ground.
"You moron!" Kitsune screamed as she was, for one of the few times in her life, scared.
And then, just as Kitsune was flashing back over her life, wondering why she ever had a crush on Seta when she knew Naru liked her, noticeing how most of the guys she had dated, she dumped because they only wanted a good screw, and she noticed how much fun she had had with Al and the boys and Mutsumi at the bar, and felt bad that she wouldn't be able to do it again, and then, it stopped.
She opened her eyes, and was, for the first time, speechless, Shiri's mecha's fingers had grabbed the other girl by the leg, and had lowered the two of them close enough to the ground that Kitsune could drop safely.
"I got you!" Haitani Yelled from the ground below.
Kitsune and the girl fell, and rather then catch the falling babes, haitani pretty much just became a pad for them to land on.
"Ow, you ok? huh?" Haitani stared, dumbfounded as he saw his bride to be, sweaty and mad glareing at kitsune.
"We're breaking up!" The girl said to haitani with a look that clearly said, "You loser."
"Wha....why?" Haitani was now even more dumbfounded.
"You can't be friends with this slutty witch and date me, pick!" The girl turned and glared at Haitani.
Haitani remained silent, not fully grasping the situation, makeing a choice that would effect his and his friends lives for ever.
R&R we're almost done, hasn't this story been fun?
Well please R&R and i'll be greatful, even if i get flames so hateful, I love the input and indeed,
Chibi Kitsune- all the help he can get he needs.