Kuja Evicted?!

Kuja wrapped his arms lovingly around Dagger.  "You are so beautiful, you rival even my beauty!  I didn't know that such beauty existed."  Unfortunately Dagger was unconscious, but Kuja didn't care.  She was his precious gem, a doll which he could place on his mantle place.

                Suddenly, Zidane stormed into the room in a jealous rage!   "What are you doing Kuja?!  Give Dagger back to me!"  His tail thrashed back and forth furiously in anger, like a chili pepper.

                "I don't think I shall be doing that, dear brother.  For you see, I have other plans."  Kuja laughed.

                Suddenly, Dagger woke up!  "Oh my god!  Kuja what are you doing to my body?! Let me go! Zidane!  Save me!"  She kicked and screamed wildly.

                Kuja sighed, this was getting to be too much effort, so he dropped her on the floor.  "Get thee to a nunnery! There you shall eat nothing but barley and wheat!"

                Dagger screamed as she was dropped onto the hard cold floor.  "Ouch!  Kuja how dare you drop me?!"

                Kuja shrugged.  "You said "let me go" did you not?  I see nothing wrong with what I have done."  Kuja turned his head to the side and huffed in indignity.  "What an impudent little girl."

                "How dare you talk about Dagger like that!" Zidane stormed up to Kuja angrily and shook his fist at him.

                Suddenly, Kuja picked him up!  "Haha!  My plan is complete now!  I have switched the worthless pudding princess for you!"

                Zidane was very confused.  "But wait, what do you mean?
                "You are the special one, one of the few who was blessed with a soul.  How can I let you go now?" Kuja laughed again.

                Suddenly, Dagger pushed Kuja over!  "Ha!  Take that Kuja!  You deserve it!"

                "Ouch!" Kuja enunciated as he fell.

                Zidane scampered away from Kuja and ran with the princess out of the room.  Once they were safely outside on the other side of the door, they hugged.  "Oh Dagger, I'm so glad that he didn't hurt you!"

                "I am too."  Dagger smiled and held Zidane's hand cutely.  "Let's go get cheeseburgers!"

                "Ok!" Zidane happily took her hand and they strolled away to eat cheeseburgers and gyshall pickles.

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