Sorry it took me so long to update, but I was enjoying my break, and also I was at my dad's and couldn't put this on the Internet since he doesn't have any great word documents, and *is almost out of breath* I did get this finished there, but when I loaded it up on my computer, it looked like weird symbols, and, so I am re-doing it! Anyways, yeah, some of you might of thought I chickened out, but I didn't! So, Yami Marik is now… Oh yeah, and this chapter will be rated PG-13 due to Yami Marik's cussing. And I don't own "The Simpson's".

Kai: I have an idea that can help you while you interview him!!

Me: Will it somehow prevent the interview??

Kai: No, but it will make him powerless.

Me: Shoot.

Kai: Well, if you distract him, by interviewing him, I'll take the Millennium Rod!! Great idea, right!?

Me: At first, yes, but, you do realize that he is still pretty strong without the Rod?? But, it's worth a try, yeah, let's do it!!

Kai: Ok, well, that is if he ever shows up…

Calista: Paige, I don't have questions, so just do 'em on the top of your head, but, I don't think that will be necessary, seeing as he hasn't come yet…

Me: *like Mr. Burns off of "The Simpson's" Excellent!!

All: *hear a VERY loud bang on the door, the tension could be cut with scissors*

Calista: Maybe I spoke to soon…

Me: He is here…

Calista: I will get it

Kai: *gently shoves Calista* It might be too dangerous, let me get it.

Amy and Calista: It can't be that bad. *goes over to door and opens it*Why hell-

Me: HOLY SH-

Kai: It's him!!

Amy: Please don't hurt us! *ducks instantly*

Yami Marik: If you don't bother me, then, maybe, just maybe, you'll live…

Me: You're La-

Calista: *covers my mouth* Paige, ya wanna write your obituary!?

Yami Marik: What was that, child!?

Amy: *laughing hysterically* HE CALLED YOU A CHILD!!!!!!!!!!

Me: YOU WILL PAY!! NOBODY CALLS ME A CHILD!!! *lunges for Yami Marik*

Calista: *holds me back* Paige, get over it!! Just chill!!

Me: *calms down* You're right… Ok, Yami Marik, this is where the interview will be held. *points to room and sits in a chair*

Yami Marik: This better be quick I have better things to do! *sits in chair*

Me: You're too close to me!! *scoots away*

Yami Marik: Too bad, my dear.

Me: DO NOT CALL ME THAT!!! *lunges at Yami Marik*

Yami Marik: *raises Rod*

Calista: *holds me back* Don't!!!

Me: But-but-but!!!

Calista: Don't get on his nerves!!

Yami Marik: Your little friend is right.

Calista: *ignores him* Here are your questions. *gives me blank note cards and whispers* Ok, Paige, just do it from the top of your head…

Me: *nods*

Calista: *gives me a thumbs up* Go Paige!! *leaves*

Me: Ok, so… Umm… Are you really only 6 years old?? *snickers* You're a child!!!

Yami Marik: *fuming* I have aged since then, dim child!

Me: Oh, ok. I was gonna say, the way you were going at Mai… *sniggers*

Yami Marik: *is soo fuming more than before* WHAT!?!? ME AND HER!?!?!? *lunges at me*

Me: Eep!! *shields myself*

Calista: *jumps between us* You can't hurt Paige till you get through me!

Yami Marik: GET OUT OF MY WAY, CHILD!!! *slaps Calista*

Calista: *falls to ground* Ouch…

Yami Marik: Now, where was I, oh yes- *gets ready to attack me*

Me: Please… don't!! I'm sorry… I'm so sorry!!! *falls to the ground groveling*

Yami Marik: Very well, I guess I can let you live…

Me: Thank you… Let's just get this over with. Why do you want to become pharaoh??

Yami Marik: That power is mine and mine alone!!!

Me: Ok… Um… Hey, how strong are you without your Millennium Rod??

Yami Marik: I am still very powerful without it. Hmm… *stands up*

Me: What are you doing!?!?

Yami Marik: Speaking of the Millennium Rod, where is mine?????

Me: *murmuring* You don't have one!!

Yami Marik: Speak up, child, I can't hear you.

Me: Uhh… let's just go look for it.

Yami Marik: *walks around the room*

Me: How do you know where it is???

Yami Marik: I can sense it.

Me: How??

Yami Marik: *looking in various rooms* I didn't lose it in a duel so I can still sense it, my dear.

Me: DON'T CALL ME THAT!! Anyways your not gonna find it in my room.

Yami Marik: Yes I will. *looks through drawers*

Me: NO! You don't want to look there. Those are my CLOTHES!!!

Yami Marik: Get your hands off of me, child, I know your hiding it in here!! *shoves me*

Me: HEY! NO FOR REAL!!! YOU DON'T WANT TO---

Yami Marik: *Is surprised, dare I say it??? HE WAS STUNNED!!!!*

Me: Umm… OK! That's about enough for one day!!! *closes drawer*

Yami Marik: *casually* Your favorite color is black??

Me: *fuming* YOU SAW ALL MY UNMENTIONABLES AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS THAT MY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLACK!?!?!?

Yami Marik: Oh well, I don't care. *goes looking else where*

Me: *follows him* YOU DON'T JUST WALK OFF LIKE THAT!!! COME HERE!! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!!!

Yami Marik: *shows fists*

Me: Meep… Hey, I have a question to ask you.

Yami Marik: What, child, I might listen.

Me: Well… what do you think of the Pharaoh???

Yami Marik: He's a damn---

Me: HOLD ON, JUST A SECOND!!! Hey! Amy!!!

Amy: *looks and comes over* What??

Me: Could you install that censoring machine you were talking about??? I know he's gonna burst. *looks at Yami Marik*

Yami Marik: *doesn't notice since he's too busy looking for the Rod*

Amy: Yeah… I know what to do. Just a second. *is working on the machine*

Me: Ok.

Amy: *after a few seconds* Just had to test it out! ^_^ Here you go.

Me: Thanks!!! *plugs it in*

Amy: Oh… You might want to test it out.

Me: Ok. @$$ #*!& ^_^

Amy: Yep! It works!!! *leaves the room*

Me: So, Yami Marik. Now how would you describe the Pharaoh???

Yami Marik: He's a !@#$%^ &*() !@#$%^&!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: *blinks* Uh… ok…

Yami Marik: What's wrong with your friend???

Me: Huh? Amy???

Yami Marik: *opens drawer* Yes, her, the dumb one!

Me: AMY IS NOT DUMB!!! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER????

Yami Marik: She's too nice.

Me: Well, unlike you, some people are nice. Yeah, I know, shocking!

Yami Marik: DO NOT TAKE THAT SARCASTIC TONE WITH ME, MY DEAR!

Me: !@#$ %^&!!!!!

Yami Marik: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?

Me: !@#$ %^&!!!!!

Yami Marik: Stupid machine!!! *kicks it*

Me: HEY!! YOU !@#$%^& AMY WORKED HARD TO MAKE THAT!!!

Yami Marik: Oh well, I see it still works. *kicks it some more*

Me: !@#$% ^&* ()! @#$%^& *()!@#$!!!!!! %^&*() !@#$%^!!!!!

Machine: *splutters out sparks*

Yami Marik: *laughing* You broke the stupid machine!!! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE!!!

Me: Shut up you bastard!!! Oh! *instantly covers mouth*

Yami Marik: *laughing*

Me: Shut up!!!

Yami Marik: *goes in bathroom*

Me: Close the door!!!

Yami Marik: I'm not going to piss; this is the only place I haven't looked for my Millennium Rod.

Me: *shrugs* Ok then. *joins him*

Yami Marik: Hmm…

Me: *thinking* Why am I helping him??? Wait, who said I was helping him!?!?!?

Yami Marik: WHERE WOULD THEY PUT IT???

Me: *was deep in thought* Huh?

Yami Marik: YOU WOULD KNOW WHERE THEY WOULD PUT IT!!! TELL ME NOW!!!

Me: I don't know!!!

Yami Marik: TELL ME NOW!!!!

Me: *opens up a drawer hoping to find a curling iron to attack him with* Err…

Yami Marik: *grabs Rod* Hmm. We may make an alliance someday…

Me: WHAT!?!? I WAS LOOKING FOR THE CURLING IRON TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!

Yami Marik: Then you know who did it! TELL ME!!!

Me: I don't know!!!

Amy, Calista, and Kai: *hear shouting* What was that???

Yami Marik: You will tell me, or I will force it out!!! *holds up Rod*

Me: Like I'm scared??

Yami Marik: You will be!!! *unsheathes Rod*

Me: I DON'T KNOW!!!

Yami Marik: You will tell me! *grabs me*

Me: HHHEEELLLPPP!!!!!! *tries to run*

Yami Marik: Shouting won't help you, and running will only make things worse. *presses the Millennium Rod against my neck*

Me: *struggling* Please… I don't know.

Yami Marik: *pushes harder* TELL ME!!!

Me: *weakly* I… *blood starts dripping*

Yami Marik: *pushes harder*

Me: *more blood starts dripping in the sink* Help… Please… Help me…

Amy, Kai, and Calista: HEY!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER!!!

Yami Marik: WHO TOOK MY MILLENNIUM ROD!?!?

Calista: *brave-like* I did.

Amy: No, I did.

Kai: They're both wrong, I did it.

Yami Marik: Who was it? If you do not tell me who did it, I will kill you all, including this feeble mortal. *pushes a bit harder*

Me: *makes throat noises*

Calista: I am telling you I did it.

Kai: No!! I will not let you take the blame for something I did. I did it!!!

Amy: We all did it, then. For, we will fall together.

Yami Marik: Hmm… Who to punish first???

Kai: Me! It was my idea!!!

Me: *weakly* No… Me…

Calista and Amy: Us first.

Yami Marik: *releases me and pushes me to the ground and glares at Kai* It was you!!!

Kai: *nods*

Amy: *whispering to Calista so no one can hear* Yo, C, get some gauze and Hydrogen Peroxide.

Calista: *nods and sneaks off while Yami Marik is "talking" to Kai*

Yami Marik: Why did your foolish friends cover for you?

Kai: Because were not afraid of you!!!!!

Yami Marik: Hmm… She was! *points to me*

Kai: She wasn't afraid of you, she---

Amy: Oh!!! THANKYOU SO MUCH!!!

Calista: We're saved!!!

Yami: *out of breath* I'm sorry I couldn't come sooner, ohh… did I knock the door down??

Amy: Yeah, but it's a small price to pay.

Calista and Amy: *rush over to me while Yami Marik is busy "dealing with Yami*

Yami: What did you do to her???

Yami Marik: She wasn't complying with what I was asking her. Anyways, she was getting on my nerves!!

Yami: MARIK!!! Your grudge is with me! Leave them alone!!!

Amy: Ok, C, put a bit of Hydrogen Peroxide on that cut, and that one, and that one.

Calista: *puts Hydrogen Peroxide on* Like this?

Amy: Yes, now, wrap gauze on her neck, but not too tightly, now.

Calista: *wraps my neck in gauze* Is this loose enough?

Amy: Yes, good.

Yami Marik: Torturing mortals is fun.

Yami: LEAVE NOW!!!

Yami Marik: I have better things to do besides listening to a brainless Pharaoh barking commands! Anyways it looks like my dear has suffered enough.

Yami: *points to the space the door was* GO! NOW!!!

Yami Marik: The sounds you heard were my Rare Hunters sneaking around your house.

Amy: They took the crew??

Yami Marik: The ones that seemed feeble.

Kai: *balls up fists*

Yami: No, Kai, don't.

Kai: Ok…

Yami Marik: Calista, I beat you up in the alley. *leaves not caring that he just stepped on the door and broke some of the glass on it*

Calista: *looks fumed, but doesn't care since she cares more about me*

Yami: *a little while after Yami Marik left Yami took the door and put it back on* That will have to do now.

Door: *slips a bit but is still in place*

Yami: *goes over to me* Amy, will Paige be ok?

Amy: Yes, it seems the Rod only go the tip of her neck, so she should be ok. Though, she might have breathing problems in the morning.

Yami: Are you ok? *looks Amy in the eye*

Amy: Yes… What happened to me was nothing, he didn't touch me. He only attacked Paige and Calista.

Yami: *hits floor* The ones I care about get hurt by that… that… demon!!!

Me: *weakly* It's ok… We have you now.

Amy: I think what Paige is trying to say is, will you be with us when we interview insane or psychotic people? You know, as a bodyguard?

Yami: It's the least I can do.

Calista, Amy, and I: Thank you!!!

Kai: *moves towards me* Listen, Paige, I'm sorry about getting you hurt. If it wasn't for my stupid plan you wouldn't have gotten hurt!!!

Me: Don't worry, *takes his hand* this would have happened to one of us no matter what we did, I'm just glad it was me instead of my friends. *let's go of his hand*

Kai: But-

Me: I forgive you and accept your apology, now, we are through discussing this.

Kai: Aren't you gonna fire me?

Me: *laughs a bit* Why?? Everybody messes up sometime, and if they are willing to apologize for what they did, I am willing to accept their apology. Anyways, I would never fire you, not only are you one of the best in the crew, but I've got a bit of a shortage.

Kai: Well… Ok…

Me: Ok, well, since the interviewee kinda left, I suppose this interview is over.

Amy: And she needs rest…

Me: Yeah, that too, and also I'd like to say once again I'm so sorry it took me forever to update. Mai's next, yeah… deep trouble, I was the one who paired her up with Rex, anyways her interview might take a while since our internet is having problems. So see ya till then!!!