Ah! All rested up and everything! Now it's Mai's turn. But, she may be a bit pissed since I sorta tricked her into going out with Rex… Oh yeah, and just a note: I can only interview a person twice, example: I have interviewed Yugi two times already, so nobody can ask me to interview him again, of course you can still ask me to ask them a question. Nobody's done that yet, but I'm just saying incase someone does. Back from the Shadow Realm, it's Mai Valentine!!!!!!!!!!
Mai: Do you ever stop talking?
Me: HEY!!! WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN???
Mai: I have a right to be mad at you.
Me: Yeah… you do, but do you think you could temporarily put that behind you, until the interview is over?? Then you can pound me into the ground.
Mai: But you are injured… I'd rather not.
Me: Cool! Your awesome, Mai!
Mai: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's just get to the questions.
Me: Ok. Well, I can't seem to find Calista or Amy for that matter… *yells* KAI!!!!!!
Kai: Yeah?
Me: Ya know where Amy and Calista went?
Kai: They went somewhere with Yami. Oh yeah, the Arcade, they should be back any second now.
*just then Amy and Calista (being rather noisy cracking up at the smallest things) came through the door followed by Yami*
Me: Uh… Yami you look so… stressed out… That's not a popular look for you.
Yami: *VERY stressed out like* HOW CAN YOU EVEN BE FRIENDS WITH THESE STUPID GIRLS!?!?!?!?
Amy: *cracks up* HE CALLED ME STUPID!!!
Calista: *is laughing almost as hard as Amy* Yeah…
Me: Oh, there just on a sugar-high is all. It's nothing.
Yami: THEY BOTHERED ME SO MUCH!!! ASKING FOR MONEY WHEN CLEARLY THEY HAD $5.00!!!!! *eye twitches*
Me: *can't help but laughing*
Mai: Yugi, you really need to learn how to control teenaged girls!
Yami: Paige, you said they wouldn't be this, this… stupid!!
Me: I didn't promise NADA! What I did promise was this, and I quote, "You wont have trouble with Calista or Amy as long as you give them one can of soda or less, any more and you're a dead man walking!"
Yami: Hmm… That sure does sound like you.
Me: *plainly* And how much soda did you give them??
Yami: Err-two, I think, or was it three?? Gah! I shouldn't have to keep track of them like they were 5, I have games to play, you know!!!
Me: Uh-huh, and we're here, how?
Yami: They had too much soda?
Me: Yup, and you are gonna have to deal with them while I interview Mai.
Yami: How am I supposed to do that???
Me: Give them stuff without sugar or fats of any kind, like that soymilk Mako brought over.
Mai: *sticks out tong* Eww…
Yami: That milk is gross… Besides, Mako found that "milk" in a shark's stomach, and I bet it's-
Me: Less chatty, more eatty!
Yami: If they get Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy I'm not to blame.
Me: Bullvine Sponge WHAT!?!?
Mai: Mad Cow Disease.
Me: Oh… Yami, soymilk has none of that crap that promotes Mad Cow Disease.
Yami: Well, if they get food poisoning I'm still not to blame!
Me: Well, there stomachs are full of scrap metal anyways, so it would make no difference…
Yami: Ok, if you say so… *puts both girls over his back and takes them to the kitchen* Err… Here you go?
Amy: Is it candy???
Kai: *follows Yami to kitchen* Yeah… VERY GOOD candy!!!
Calista and Amy: *drink a lot at once* EWWW!!! YUCKY!!! *throws what's left of it at Yami* ^_^ *eyes become un-dilated*
All except for Yami, of course: *cracking up*
Yami: *is not looking very pleased seeing as he has soymilk in his hair* AMY!!! CALISTA!!!
Amy and Calista: Uh-oh… Did we do something?? *smiling shyly*
Yami: YOU GOT SOYMILK IN MY HAIR, THAT WILL TAKE FOREVER TO GET OUT, BUT LET'S NOT FORGET TO MENTION THAT YOU RUINED MY TIME AT THE ARCADE BECAUSE YOU WERE ON A SUGAR-HIGH, AND YOU WERE ANNOYING ME THE WHOLE WAY BACK, MY HEAD IS THROBBING!!!!!
Amy and Calista: *cringing since Yami was yelling very loud*
Mai: *picks up purse and stands up* I see I have come at a bad time…
Me: No! Don't leave, once I have started something I HAVE TO FINISH IT!!!!!
Mai: Ok, ok, ok, I'll stay, just don't go all psycho on me.
Me: *smiling* Can do!!
Amy: Man, did we mess up again???
Calista: Seems so… Yami, we're VERY sorry, we didn't mean to… We really mean it!!
Amy: *nods*
Yami: Just let me blow off some steam, ok?
Amy: Yeah, we'll leave you alone!!!
Calista: *nods* We don't want to get on your bad side!!
Yami: Thank you! *goes upstairs into room*
Me: Ok, now that that's been dealt with, Calista, questions?
Calista: Oh yeah!!! *reaches in pocket and reveals a crumpled piece of paper* I forgot I had these done yesterday! *gives it to me*
Me: Thanks!
Calista: No problem!
Amy: I don't need a hint! *turns camera on*
Me: Thanks!
Amy: Don't mention it!!!
Calista and Amy: *both leave room*
Mai: What nice friends you have.
Me: I could say the same for you. And I just did!
Mai: Ok…
Me: So, Mai, to the questions, how was the Shadow Realm??
Mai: Oh, it was nothing, for a tough gal like me!!
Me: Oh really??
Mai: Yes, it was just dark and gloomy, and I'm not afraid of the dark or gloom.
Me: Oh… this question, Calista didn't ask it, um… It's a random question that one of my friends asked me.
Mai: What is it?
Me: Well… What's your opinion on Mako?
Mai: You mean Mako Tsunami, the water duelist that was in 3rd place in the Regional Championships?
Me: Yeah, that'd be the one.
Mai: Well, I don't really know him… He seems ok, but a little weird.
Me: So would you say yes to him if he asked to go on a date with you?
Mai: I AM NOT SOMETHING TO BE BARGINED FOR!!! I do not go out on dates just to find out I am not loved for who I am, but for what I am!
Me: *hair is blown back from Mai's yelling* Uh… *blinks twice* Ok… *yells* YA HEAR THAT, MAKO??? SHE SAID NO!!!
*other side of the door*: *loud bang, almost like someone was hitting the door*
Me: Mako, what did we discuss about privacy??
Mai: *giggles*
"Person": Uh… But it was important that I know the answer… Like a fish caught in a fishing net, wanting to know if it will escape alive…
Me: *whispering to Mai* He likes you.
Mai: *looks surprised* Well… *blinks*
Mako: *finally gets the guts to talk to her and opens the door* Mai!! Please, will you go out on a date with me??
Mai: *plainly* No.
Me: Ooh… BURN!!! Hey, sorry, man. *pats Mako's back* It's ok.
Mako: *looking rather sad* Yeah… I'm like a fish out of water…
Me: Well, hey, Mako, did you know that love begins with a hug, develops into a kiss, and ends with a tear.
Mako: Well, I see I've skipped from step 1 to step 3.
Me: No worries, I can name you at least two people who could replace your love for Mai!! *smiles at him sorta loving-like*
Mako: Who??
Me: Well, obviously Calista, she's one of your fans, except she can't "love" love you, she can only like you.
Mako: The other person then would love me?
Me: Yeah… Although they would have to think about it for a bit.
Mako: *gets drift* I got it! Thanks, Paige! *smiles, waves good bye and leaves room*
Mai: I was wondering if he'd ever leave.
Me: I'm sorry 'bout that.
*telephone rings*
Me: I'll get it! Amy, take over!!
Amy: Can do! *walks to my seat and sits down while I get the phone* KAI! Man the cameras!!
Kai: What?? How do I do that??
Amy: Just stand by the camera and look like your doing something. Everything's set so you don't have to do anything!
Kai: Ok… *walks over to the camera and sits down*
Mai: There's been more distractions and less interviewing, hasn't there?
Amy: Yeah, but that's just normal.
Mai: You and that girl-Calista-getting on sugar-highs?
Amy: That seems right…
Mai: Ok…
Amy: Hey, I don't mean to sound sappy, but ya know you're like my hero!!!
Mai: Oh, how?
Amy: The way you are all tough, and the strongest female duelist!! And almost beat Yugi!!!
Mai: Yep! That was me!
Amy: You're so awesome!
Mai: Thanks.
Amy: Your welcome!
Mai: Did you notice some thing between Mako and Paige?
Amy: It was that obvious??
Mai: Yeah.
Amy: But, it just started. And their age difference counts… And their status… They will never be together, no matter how much they love-err-like each other.
Mai: Even if they did try seeing each other, it might not last long, because of their differences.
Amy: Yeah, Mako LOVES fish, Paige does too, but she would get tired of seafood. She prefers Mexican food, and I know for a fact that Mako HATES Mexican food.
Mai: *puts finger to mouth as to say, "Shh!"* Wait, May, I bet we could hear what Paige is saying on the phone!
Amy: Ok, and the name's Amy!
Mai: Sorry.
*they both lean to hear conversation*
Me: Oh, yeah. Yep. Yeah… Yeah…
Amy: Nothing interesting, she's probably talking to her dad.
Mai: Wait!
Me: I don't know… I would get tired of it after awhile… Do you like Mexican food? Oh… That could be a problem…
Mai: Her dad?
Amy: Well, maybe a cousin??
Me: Well, I guess I could give up my taste buds for you… But, our age difference… I know, it's just a number, but you're already a man, and I'm just ending 13! Yeah. I know. Well, will you let me think about it?? Ok, I'll see ya tomorrow? Ok, bye.
Mai: Are any of her cousins men?
Amy: Umm… no…
Mai: I rest my case.
Me: *hangs up phone and walks in* Sorry.
Amy: It's ok, we know how much you just loooveee Mako!!!
Mai: Amy!!
Me: *fire in eyes* OH, SO THAT'S WHO YOU THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO????
Amy: *small voice* Yes…
Mai: It was very obvious.
Me: FOR YOUR INFORMATION I WAS NOT, AND I REPEAT NOT, TALKING TO MAKO!!! WHO DO YOU TAKE ME FOR???
Amy: *still small voice* Well… We were just saying… There's nothing wrong with loving someone older than you.
Mai: If you weren't taking to Mako, then whom were you talking to?
Me: I can't say…
Mai: *to Amy* It was Mako.
Me: You want to know??
Both: *nod*
Me: It was… It was my grandfather… *puts head down* He's sick, and wanted to know if I wanted to move it with him. I said I would give up my taste buds for him because he eats liver and sardines and stuff…
Amy: Oh… We're sorry for being haste like that. *gets up and goes to the camera* Kai, I'll take it from here.
Kai: Ok. *gets up and leaves room*
Me: Yeah, no problem. *sits where Amy was* Oh, Mai, we only have time for one more question! *looks at watch* Ok, so, if Yami Marik asked to know more about you, would you accept?
Mai: *stands up* WHY WOULD I DATE THAT PSYCO GUY?????? HE RUINED MY LIFE AND ALMOST MADE ME FEEL LONELY WHILE MY FRIENDS WERE RIGHT BY ME!!!
Me: *hair is blown back from Mai's yelling, again!* Ok… *blinks twice* I got it…
Mai: *sits down* He caused me great pain!
Me: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Mai: It's ok, it's behind me, I'm out of there, so I will be fine.
Me: That's good to know.
Mai: *gets purse* Thanks for interviewing me.
Me: *is knocked back* Did you say, 'Thank you'?
Mai: Yes.
Me: *smiles* You're very welcome!
Mai: It was fun. I mean seeing your friends on a sugar-high.
Me: Yeah, it's very fun.
Mai: Bye. *waves and leaves*
Me: Bye! Well, that's all for next time, that is, who ever is next… Anybody's call, once again. And, well, *whispers* That was Mako on the phone… I want to know your opinion, should I see Mako?? If I get more "Yes's' than 'No's' I'll got out with him. (Duh!) So please, speak your mind!! Am I good at faking or what?? Making Amy and Mai think it was Grandpa instead of Mako… hehehe
Mai: Do you ever stop talking?
Me: HEY!!! WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN???
Mai: I have a right to be mad at you.
Me: Yeah… you do, but do you think you could temporarily put that behind you, until the interview is over?? Then you can pound me into the ground.
Mai: But you are injured… I'd rather not.
Me: Cool! Your awesome, Mai!
Mai: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's just get to the questions.
Me: Ok. Well, I can't seem to find Calista or Amy for that matter… *yells* KAI!!!!!!
Kai: Yeah?
Me: Ya know where Amy and Calista went?
Kai: They went somewhere with Yami. Oh yeah, the Arcade, they should be back any second now.
*just then Amy and Calista (being rather noisy cracking up at the smallest things) came through the door followed by Yami*
Me: Uh… Yami you look so… stressed out… That's not a popular look for you.
Yami: *VERY stressed out like* HOW CAN YOU EVEN BE FRIENDS WITH THESE STUPID GIRLS!?!?!?!?
Amy: *cracks up* HE CALLED ME STUPID!!!
Calista: *is laughing almost as hard as Amy* Yeah…
Me: Oh, there just on a sugar-high is all. It's nothing.
Yami: THEY BOTHERED ME SO MUCH!!! ASKING FOR MONEY WHEN CLEARLY THEY HAD $5.00!!!!! *eye twitches*
Me: *can't help but laughing*
Mai: Yugi, you really need to learn how to control teenaged girls!
Yami: Paige, you said they wouldn't be this, this… stupid!!
Me: I didn't promise NADA! What I did promise was this, and I quote, "You wont have trouble with Calista or Amy as long as you give them one can of soda or less, any more and you're a dead man walking!"
Yami: Hmm… That sure does sound like you.
Me: *plainly* And how much soda did you give them??
Yami: Err-two, I think, or was it three?? Gah! I shouldn't have to keep track of them like they were 5, I have games to play, you know!!!
Me: Uh-huh, and we're here, how?
Yami: They had too much soda?
Me: Yup, and you are gonna have to deal with them while I interview Mai.
Yami: How am I supposed to do that???
Me: Give them stuff without sugar or fats of any kind, like that soymilk Mako brought over.
Mai: *sticks out tong* Eww…
Yami: That milk is gross… Besides, Mako found that "milk" in a shark's stomach, and I bet it's-
Me: Less chatty, more eatty!
Yami: If they get Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy I'm not to blame.
Me: Bullvine Sponge WHAT!?!?
Mai: Mad Cow Disease.
Me: Oh… Yami, soymilk has none of that crap that promotes Mad Cow Disease.
Yami: Well, if they get food poisoning I'm still not to blame!
Me: Well, there stomachs are full of scrap metal anyways, so it would make no difference…
Yami: Ok, if you say so… *puts both girls over his back and takes them to the kitchen* Err… Here you go?
Amy: Is it candy???
Kai: *follows Yami to kitchen* Yeah… VERY GOOD candy!!!
Calista and Amy: *drink a lot at once* EWWW!!! YUCKY!!! *throws what's left of it at Yami* ^_^ *eyes become un-dilated*
All except for Yami, of course: *cracking up*
Yami: *is not looking very pleased seeing as he has soymilk in his hair* AMY!!! CALISTA!!!
Amy and Calista: Uh-oh… Did we do something?? *smiling shyly*
Yami: YOU GOT SOYMILK IN MY HAIR, THAT WILL TAKE FOREVER TO GET OUT, BUT LET'S NOT FORGET TO MENTION THAT YOU RUINED MY TIME AT THE ARCADE BECAUSE YOU WERE ON A SUGAR-HIGH, AND YOU WERE ANNOYING ME THE WHOLE WAY BACK, MY HEAD IS THROBBING!!!!!
Amy and Calista: *cringing since Yami was yelling very loud*
Mai: *picks up purse and stands up* I see I have come at a bad time…
Me: No! Don't leave, once I have started something I HAVE TO FINISH IT!!!!!
Mai: Ok, ok, ok, I'll stay, just don't go all psycho on me.
Me: *smiling* Can do!!
Amy: Man, did we mess up again???
Calista: Seems so… Yami, we're VERY sorry, we didn't mean to… We really mean it!!
Amy: *nods*
Yami: Just let me blow off some steam, ok?
Amy: Yeah, we'll leave you alone!!!
Calista: *nods* We don't want to get on your bad side!!
Yami: Thank you! *goes upstairs into room*
Me: Ok, now that that's been dealt with, Calista, questions?
Calista: Oh yeah!!! *reaches in pocket and reveals a crumpled piece of paper* I forgot I had these done yesterday! *gives it to me*
Me: Thanks!
Calista: No problem!
Amy: I don't need a hint! *turns camera on*
Me: Thanks!
Amy: Don't mention it!!!
Calista and Amy: *both leave room*
Mai: What nice friends you have.
Me: I could say the same for you. And I just did!
Mai: Ok…
Me: So, Mai, to the questions, how was the Shadow Realm??
Mai: Oh, it was nothing, for a tough gal like me!!
Me: Oh really??
Mai: Yes, it was just dark and gloomy, and I'm not afraid of the dark or gloom.
Me: Oh… this question, Calista didn't ask it, um… It's a random question that one of my friends asked me.
Mai: What is it?
Me: Well… What's your opinion on Mako?
Mai: You mean Mako Tsunami, the water duelist that was in 3rd place in the Regional Championships?
Me: Yeah, that'd be the one.
Mai: Well, I don't really know him… He seems ok, but a little weird.
Me: So would you say yes to him if he asked to go on a date with you?
Mai: I AM NOT SOMETHING TO BE BARGINED FOR!!! I do not go out on dates just to find out I am not loved for who I am, but for what I am!
Me: *hair is blown back from Mai's yelling* Uh… *blinks twice* Ok… *yells* YA HEAR THAT, MAKO??? SHE SAID NO!!!
*other side of the door*: *loud bang, almost like someone was hitting the door*
Me: Mako, what did we discuss about privacy??
Mai: *giggles*
"Person": Uh… But it was important that I know the answer… Like a fish caught in a fishing net, wanting to know if it will escape alive…
Me: *whispering to Mai* He likes you.
Mai: *looks surprised* Well… *blinks*
Mako: *finally gets the guts to talk to her and opens the door* Mai!! Please, will you go out on a date with me??
Mai: *plainly* No.
Me: Ooh… BURN!!! Hey, sorry, man. *pats Mako's back* It's ok.
Mako: *looking rather sad* Yeah… I'm like a fish out of water…
Me: Well, hey, Mako, did you know that love begins with a hug, develops into a kiss, and ends with a tear.
Mako: Well, I see I've skipped from step 1 to step 3.
Me: No worries, I can name you at least two people who could replace your love for Mai!! *smiles at him sorta loving-like*
Mako: Who??
Me: Well, obviously Calista, she's one of your fans, except she can't "love" love you, she can only like you.
Mako: The other person then would love me?
Me: Yeah… Although they would have to think about it for a bit.
Mako: *gets drift* I got it! Thanks, Paige! *smiles, waves good bye and leaves room*
Mai: I was wondering if he'd ever leave.
Me: I'm sorry 'bout that.
*telephone rings*
Me: I'll get it! Amy, take over!!
Amy: Can do! *walks to my seat and sits down while I get the phone* KAI! Man the cameras!!
Kai: What?? How do I do that??
Amy: Just stand by the camera and look like your doing something. Everything's set so you don't have to do anything!
Kai: Ok… *walks over to the camera and sits down*
Mai: There's been more distractions and less interviewing, hasn't there?
Amy: Yeah, but that's just normal.
Mai: You and that girl-Calista-getting on sugar-highs?
Amy: That seems right…
Mai: Ok…
Amy: Hey, I don't mean to sound sappy, but ya know you're like my hero!!!
Mai: Oh, how?
Amy: The way you are all tough, and the strongest female duelist!! And almost beat Yugi!!!
Mai: Yep! That was me!
Amy: You're so awesome!
Mai: Thanks.
Amy: Your welcome!
Mai: Did you notice some thing between Mako and Paige?
Amy: It was that obvious??
Mai: Yeah.
Amy: But, it just started. And their age difference counts… And their status… They will never be together, no matter how much they love-err-like each other.
Mai: Even if they did try seeing each other, it might not last long, because of their differences.
Amy: Yeah, Mako LOVES fish, Paige does too, but she would get tired of seafood. She prefers Mexican food, and I know for a fact that Mako HATES Mexican food.
Mai: *puts finger to mouth as to say, "Shh!"* Wait, May, I bet we could hear what Paige is saying on the phone!
Amy: Ok, and the name's Amy!
Mai: Sorry.
*they both lean to hear conversation*
Me: Oh, yeah. Yep. Yeah… Yeah…
Amy: Nothing interesting, she's probably talking to her dad.
Mai: Wait!
Me: I don't know… I would get tired of it after awhile… Do you like Mexican food? Oh… That could be a problem…
Mai: Her dad?
Amy: Well, maybe a cousin??
Me: Well, I guess I could give up my taste buds for you… But, our age difference… I know, it's just a number, but you're already a man, and I'm just ending 13! Yeah. I know. Well, will you let me think about it?? Ok, I'll see ya tomorrow? Ok, bye.
Mai: Are any of her cousins men?
Amy: Umm… no…
Mai: I rest my case.
Me: *hangs up phone and walks in* Sorry.
Amy: It's ok, we know how much you just loooveee Mako!!!
Mai: Amy!!
Me: *fire in eyes* OH, SO THAT'S WHO YOU THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO????
Amy: *small voice* Yes…
Mai: It was very obvious.
Me: FOR YOUR INFORMATION I WAS NOT, AND I REPEAT NOT, TALKING TO MAKO!!! WHO DO YOU TAKE ME FOR???
Amy: *still small voice* Well… We were just saying… There's nothing wrong with loving someone older than you.
Mai: If you weren't taking to Mako, then whom were you talking to?
Me: I can't say…
Mai: *to Amy* It was Mako.
Me: You want to know??
Both: *nod*
Me: It was… It was my grandfather… *puts head down* He's sick, and wanted to know if I wanted to move it with him. I said I would give up my taste buds for him because he eats liver and sardines and stuff…
Amy: Oh… We're sorry for being haste like that. *gets up and goes to the camera* Kai, I'll take it from here.
Kai: Ok. *gets up and leaves room*
Me: Yeah, no problem. *sits where Amy was* Oh, Mai, we only have time for one more question! *looks at watch* Ok, so, if Yami Marik asked to know more about you, would you accept?
Mai: *stands up* WHY WOULD I DATE THAT PSYCO GUY?????? HE RUINED MY LIFE AND ALMOST MADE ME FEEL LONELY WHILE MY FRIENDS WERE RIGHT BY ME!!!
Me: *hair is blown back from Mai's yelling, again!* Ok… *blinks twice* I got it…
Mai: *sits down* He caused me great pain!
Me: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Mai: It's ok, it's behind me, I'm out of there, so I will be fine.
Me: That's good to know.
Mai: *gets purse* Thanks for interviewing me.
Me: *is knocked back* Did you say, 'Thank you'?
Mai: Yes.
Me: *smiles* You're very welcome!
Mai: It was fun. I mean seeing your friends on a sugar-high.
Me: Yeah, it's very fun.
Mai: Bye. *waves and leaves*
Me: Bye! Well, that's all for next time, that is, who ever is next… Anybody's call, once again. And, well, *whispers* That was Mako on the phone… I want to know your opinion, should I see Mako?? If I get more "Yes's' than 'No's' I'll got out with him. (Duh!) So please, speak your mind!! Am I good at faking or what?? Making Amy and Mai think it was Grandpa instead of Mako… hehehe