Me: Ok, now bear with me, I don't know Noah's persona very well. So, now is the coolest of Kaiba brothers: NOAH KAIBA!!!!
*there is silence*
Me: *clears throat* NOAH KAIBA!!!!
Me: Calista! Where's Noah???
Calista: Num nuts he's in virtual reality!
Me: Oh yeah… I kinda assumed… Ya know… He'd get a real body by now…
Calista: Yeah…
Amy: Now let's nod in agreement! *nods*
Calista and I: *shyly nod*
Joey: Hey Paige, Amy, and C, hope ya don' mind me dropping in.
Amy: *dreamily* No… Not at all!!
Calista: *irritably* The name's Calista, only Paige, Amy and Kai, my friends, can call me C!
Me: Ooh! Burn!!
Joey: Ah, I'm just commin' in ta eat some food!
Me: And the problem with your house?? *dreamily* Not that I mind, though!!
Joey: C'mon! The food my old man buys only lasts a day!
Calista: *mumbles* I wonder why…
Me: Joey… *sighs* I know I'm gonna regret this… Help yourself!
Joey: Aw! Thanks, Paige, you're the greatest!! *pats me messing up my hair*
Me: *slowly fixes hair* Uh… No problem… Now, Calista or Amy, how do I get to the virtual world??
Amy: You have to find those pod thingys.
Calista: In your garage, remember??
Me: Oh yeah!!! That was a pod??
Calista: The oldest kind out on the market.
*we all hear Joey breaking stuff to get to the food*
Me: Oh dear…
Kai: Um, Paige, you want me to get the pod?
Me: Can you? It's really big!
Amy: I'll help him.
*Amy and Kai go out and in a matter of minuets have the pod ready*
Amy: Just put this hat thingy on and your set.
Kai: It says enter dueling deck…
Me: Oh, ok. *puts deck in deck tray*
Me: Calista, will you come with me?
Calista: Anything to get away from Joey!
Me: Ok, Amy DON'T touch any wires and don't mess with the furnace, last time the house almost caught fire when you thought you could control it!!
Amy: *reading Social Studies book and gives thumbs-up sign* Gotcha! Put the wires in the furnace!!
Me: Umm… Calista, maybe it's in your best interest, as well as Amy's and mine, to stay with Amy!
Calista: Oh yeah, smartest thing you could think.
Me: *leaves real world and enters the virtual world* NOAH!!! NOAH KIABA!!! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!!!!
*Noah's body appears out of thin air*
Me: Wow!!
Noah: What do you want??
Me: Oh yeah, I'm supposed to interview you!!
Noah: I don't have time for petty things like interviews!
Me: But someone in the real world really likes you!
Noah: *pauses* Who?
Me: *shrugs* Dunno, but please, can I interview you???
Noah: *hesitates* Well…
Me: Please!!!
Noah: Just for a little while!
Me: Ok! Um… Chair?
Noah: It would be more comfortable in my room.
Me: Ok, whatever, its better that this tropical woodland area. What's that sound??
Noah: That roar?? Well, it's a-
Me: OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!! AHHH!!! *run behind Noah*
Noah: *stands his ground*
Me: *squints eyes* Noah… Stop it!!
Noah: Hmm…
Me: Now's not the time to think!!! Just destroy it somehow.
Noah: Open your eyes and watch.
Dinosaur: *comes closer and takes a swing at Noah*
Me: Noah!!!
Noah: *doesn't move as the dinosaur swings at it*
Me: Whoa!! It went through you!!!
Dinosaur: *moves away*
Noah: *simply* Yeah.
*we are suddenly transported into Noah's room*
Me: Wow!! You have one heck of a room!
Noah: I guess so… *sits in one chair*
Me: *sits in the other* So, want to begin?
Noah: Yes.
Me: Ok, well, how did you die??
Noah: *usually calm* An 18-wheeler hit me while I was crossing the street.
Me: WOW!!!
Noah: *looks at me like I'm insane* Are you ok?
Me: Oh yeah, but I feel so sorry for you! *puts hand on his shoulder and smiles at him* You're a very brave boy.
Noah: *brushes off my hand* Yeah, whatever.
Me: Oh… Ok. Well, can I see your "brain"?
Noah: I guess. *his "brain" comes out of the wall*
Me: That's one hell of a brain!!! *covers mouth* Oops… It just slipped…
Noah: *doesn't care* I cuss all the time.
Me: Yeah??
Noah: Yeah, bitch!
Me: Ooh! Burn!!
Noah: Whatever.
Me: Dang, you act like a friggen teenager!
Noah: That's because I am, duh!
Me: Your not 12??
Noah: I've aged since then!! I'm 18!!!
Me: Really??
Noah: No, I'm being sarcastic!!
Me: Oh, ok.
Noah: Geez, I really am 18 if I hadn't died.
Me: So your technically 18?
Noah: Yeah, next question.
Me: So what's it like to liver here?
Noah: Lonely.
Me: How come, this place is wonderful?
Noah: At first, but then it gets boring.
Me: Oh, I think I see…
Noah: Next question.
Me: Hey! I call the shots!!! Next question!
Noah: *sighs and buries his face into his head*
Me: Geez, you're worse than me when I'm PMSing.
Noah: What's that?
Me: Err-Never mind!
Noah: What, really?
Me: Well, it's when girls get mood swings… Sort of…
Noah: I get it.
Me: I suppose so. Anyways, umm… I think that's it…
Noah: Good, that means I free now?
Me: Not quite! I have 2 more questions I want to ask you.
Noah: Ok, what are they?
Me: Why did you turn Kaiba and Mokuba into stone??
Noah: They lost the duel!
Me: But…
Noah: Next question!
Me: What… Why are you so mean to Yugi… I care about him!!
Noah: *gets kinda sad-like* I'm… I'm lonely…
Me: Hey! You've got me!!
Noah: But you're gonna leave soon!
Me: Did I tell you something?
Noah: What?
Me: You have the prettiest eyes in the world, and your hair is so attractive…
Noah: WHAT!?!?
Me: Yeah… Now do you think that's coming from a person who likes you or hates you?
Noah: Likes me?
Me: Yes, and that person, do you think they would visit you when their extremely hard Social Studies homework is finished?
Noah: Ah! School!!
Me: *laughs* Yeah…
Noah: So you're saying you'll visit me when you can??
Me: *stares deep into his eyes* Yes… Yes, Noah, I will.
Noah: I thank you.
Me: Oh, hehehe, it's nothing at all. *hugs him good-bye*
Noah: Good-bye for now.
*I slowly disappear as we wave good-bye*
Amy: I TOLD YOU THE JAPANESE WERE THE AXIS POWERS!!!
Calista: Who else??? I asked you that and it seems all you can answer is 'Japanese'!!
Amy: Umm…Umm… Japanese???
Calista and Kai: *bury their face into their head*
Me: What's up?
Kai: Amy can't learn who were the Axis powers in WWII!
Me: Oh, you mean Japan, Germany, Italy, and 6 other countries??
Amy: Yeah! That's what I meant!!
Calista: Whatever!!
Joey: What do you mean 'Japan, Germany, Italy, and 6 other countries'??
Me: WWII.
Joey: Oh yeah… I barley remember that… Stupid Americans…
Calista: *tackles Joey* I AM AMERICAN!!!!!! AND DAMN PROUD!!!!
Joey: Whoa!! *is having trouble fending Calista off*
Me: That's enough!! *successfully gets Calista away from Joey*
Amy: *gets Joey* Are you ok??
Joey: Yeah! But what blew her up???
Me: PMS…
Joey: Oh…
Calista: SHUT UP MORON!!! IF YOU JAPS HADN'T BEEN SO STUPID TRUMAN WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO FIRE THE ATOMIC BOMB!!!!
Me: Whoa! Cool down a sec!
Joey: All I said was-
Amy: *hand covers mouth* Calista takes great pride in her country.
Joey: I see.
Me: Well, that's all, for now… I STILL NEED MAKO VOTES!!!
Amy: What??
Me: Um… Votes to see if we should get rid of Mako… Yeah…
Joey: Uh-huh!
Me: *whispering* Shut up!!
Joey: Whatever!
Me: As you can see, loyal fans, I have to go and settle a dispute between Joey and Calista! Good-bye for now!!
*there is silence*
Me: *clears throat* NOAH KAIBA!!!!
Me: Calista! Where's Noah???
Calista: Num nuts he's in virtual reality!
Me: Oh yeah… I kinda assumed… Ya know… He'd get a real body by now…
Calista: Yeah…
Amy: Now let's nod in agreement! *nods*
Calista and I: *shyly nod*
Joey: Hey Paige, Amy, and C, hope ya don' mind me dropping in.
Amy: *dreamily* No… Not at all!!
Calista: *irritably* The name's Calista, only Paige, Amy and Kai, my friends, can call me C!
Me: Ooh! Burn!!
Joey: Ah, I'm just commin' in ta eat some food!
Me: And the problem with your house?? *dreamily* Not that I mind, though!!
Joey: C'mon! The food my old man buys only lasts a day!
Calista: *mumbles* I wonder why…
Me: Joey… *sighs* I know I'm gonna regret this… Help yourself!
Joey: Aw! Thanks, Paige, you're the greatest!! *pats me messing up my hair*
Me: *slowly fixes hair* Uh… No problem… Now, Calista or Amy, how do I get to the virtual world??
Amy: You have to find those pod thingys.
Calista: In your garage, remember??
Me: Oh yeah!!! That was a pod??
Calista: The oldest kind out on the market.
*we all hear Joey breaking stuff to get to the food*
Me: Oh dear…
Kai: Um, Paige, you want me to get the pod?
Me: Can you? It's really big!
Amy: I'll help him.
*Amy and Kai go out and in a matter of minuets have the pod ready*
Amy: Just put this hat thingy on and your set.
Kai: It says enter dueling deck…
Me: Oh, ok. *puts deck in deck tray*
Me: Calista, will you come with me?
Calista: Anything to get away from Joey!
Me: Ok, Amy DON'T touch any wires and don't mess with the furnace, last time the house almost caught fire when you thought you could control it!!
Amy: *reading Social Studies book and gives thumbs-up sign* Gotcha! Put the wires in the furnace!!
Me: Umm… Calista, maybe it's in your best interest, as well as Amy's and mine, to stay with Amy!
Calista: Oh yeah, smartest thing you could think.
Me: *leaves real world and enters the virtual world* NOAH!!! NOAH KIABA!!! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!!!!
*Noah's body appears out of thin air*
Me: Wow!!
Noah: What do you want??
Me: Oh yeah, I'm supposed to interview you!!
Noah: I don't have time for petty things like interviews!
Me: But someone in the real world really likes you!
Noah: *pauses* Who?
Me: *shrugs* Dunno, but please, can I interview you???
Noah: *hesitates* Well…
Me: Please!!!
Noah: Just for a little while!
Me: Ok! Um… Chair?
Noah: It would be more comfortable in my room.
Me: Ok, whatever, its better that this tropical woodland area. What's that sound??
Noah: That roar?? Well, it's a-
Me: OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!! AHHH!!! *run behind Noah*
Noah: *stands his ground*
Me: *squints eyes* Noah… Stop it!!
Noah: Hmm…
Me: Now's not the time to think!!! Just destroy it somehow.
Noah: Open your eyes and watch.
Dinosaur: *comes closer and takes a swing at Noah*
Me: Noah!!!
Noah: *doesn't move as the dinosaur swings at it*
Me: Whoa!! It went through you!!!
Dinosaur: *moves away*
Noah: *simply* Yeah.
*we are suddenly transported into Noah's room*
Me: Wow!! You have one heck of a room!
Noah: I guess so… *sits in one chair*
Me: *sits in the other* So, want to begin?
Noah: Yes.
Me: Ok, well, how did you die??
Noah: *usually calm* An 18-wheeler hit me while I was crossing the street.
Me: WOW!!!
Noah: *looks at me like I'm insane* Are you ok?
Me: Oh yeah, but I feel so sorry for you! *puts hand on his shoulder and smiles at him* You're a very brave boy.
Noah: *brushes off my hand* Yeah, whatever.
Me: Oh… Ok. Well, can I see your "brain"?
Noah: I guess. *his "brain" comes out of the wall*
Me: That's one hell of a brain!!! *covers mouth* Oops… It just slipped…
Noah: *doesn't care* I cuss all the time.
Me: Yeah??
Noah: Yeah, bitch!
Me: Ooh! Burn!!
Noah: Whatever.
Me: Dang, you act like a friggen teenager!
Noah: That's because I am, duh!
Me: Your not 12??
Noah: I've aged since then!! I'm 18!!!
Me: Really??
Noah: No, I'm being sarcastic!!
Me: Oh, ok.
Noah: Geez, I really am 18 if I hadn't died.
Me: So your technically 18?
Noah: Yeah, next question.
Me: So what's it like to liver here?
Noah: Lonely.
Me: How come, this place is wonderful?
Noah: At first, but then it gets boring.
Me: Oh, I think I see…
Noah: Next question.
Me: Hey! I call the shots!!! Next question!
Noah: *sighs and buries his face into his head*
Me: Geez, you're worse than me when I'm PMSing.
Noah: What's that?
Me: Err-Never mind!
Noah: What, really?
Me: Well, it's when girls get mood swings… Sort of…
Noah: I get it.
Me: I suppose so. Anyways, umm… I think that's it…
Noah: Good, that means I free now?
Me: Not quite! I have 2 more questions I want to ask you.
Noah: Ok, what are they?
Me: Why did you turn Kaiba and Mokuba into stone??
Noah: They lost the duel!
Me: But…
Noah: Next question!
Me: What… Why are you so mean to Yugi… I care about him!!
Noah: *gets kinda sad-like* I'm… I'm lonely…
Me: Hey! You've got me!!
Noah: But you're gonna leave soon!
Me: Did I tell you something?
Noah: What?
Me: You have the prettiest eyes in the world, and your hair is so attractive…
Noah: WHAT!?!?
Me: Yeah… Now do you think that's coming from a person who likes you or hates you?
Noah: Likes me?
Me: Yes, and that person, do you think they would visit you when their extremely hard Social Studies homework is finished?
Noah: Ah! School!!
Me: *laughs* Yeah…
Noah: So you're saying you'll visit me when you can??
Me: *stares deep into his eyes* Yes… Yes, Noah, I will.
Noah: I thank you.
Me: Oh, hehehe, it's nothing at all. *hugs him good-bye*
Noah: Good-bye for now.
*I slowly disappear as we wave good-bye*
Amy: I TOLD YOU THE JAPANESE WERE THE AXIS POWERS!!!
Calista: Who else??? I asked you that and it seems all you can answer is 'Japanese'!!
Amy: Umm…Umm… Japanese???
Calista and Kai: *bury their face into their head*
Me: What's up?
Kai: Amy can't learn who were the Axis powers in WWII!
Me: Oh, you mean Japan, Germany, Italy, and 6 other countries??
Amy: Yeah! That's what I meant!!
Calista: Whatever!!
Joey: What do you mean 'Japan, Germany, Italy, and 6 other countries'??
Me: WWII.
Joey: Oh yeah… I barley remember that… Stupid Americans…
Calista: *tackles Joey* I AM AMERICAN!!!!!! AND DAMN PROUD!!!!
Joey: Whoa!! *is having trouble fending Calista off*
Me: That's enough!! *successfully gets Calista away from Joey*
Amy: *gets Joey* Are you ok??
Joey: Yeah! But what blew her up???
Me: PMS…
Joey: Oh…
Calista: SHUT UP MORON!!! IF YOU JAPS HADN'T BEEN SO STUPID TRUMAN WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO FIRE THE ATOMIC BOMB!!!!
Me: Whoa! Cool down a sec!
Joey: All I said was-
Amy: *hand covers mouth* Calista takes great pride in her country.
Joey: I see.
Me: Well, that's all, for now… I STILL NEED MAKO VOTES!!!
Amy: What??
Me: Um… Votes to see if we should get rid of Mako… Yeah…
Joey: Uh-huh!
Me: *whispering* Shut up!!
Joey: Whatever!
Me: As you can see, loyal fans, I have to go and settle a dispute between Joey and Calista! Good-bye for now!!